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>tfw met a robot from here
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>tfw met a robot from here
>tfw he really likes me
>tfw he thinks i'm actually into him and not simultaneously meeting other robots to flirt with and pay attention to me

why do robots make the best beta orbiters
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Wow you're such a fucking loser

You stoop THIS low for attention?

Is the attention of an orbiter even worth anything?

Could you even get an attractive boyfriend if you tried?
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>>25531655
>Could you even get an attractive boyfriend if you tried?

nope
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>>25531655
are you upset because femanons aren't paying attention to you robot?

it's like sorting through the shit, eventually i'll find a robot who's exciting and good looking, and then maybe i'll actually like him back
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>>25531701
Nope

I'm a girl and believe 75% women on this board are probably the most boring unattractive sacks of shit imaginable
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It's shamefully easy make a throw away account and add like 6 robots to bullshit with for a couple days.

It's a fairly fun pass time but I don't tend to keep the accounts active for long, robots are hard to deal with longterm.
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>>25531757
Accounts where?
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>>25531757
Hmm , Do you share photos with them? if so I'm sure you won't post in thread of course. Or do you use false photos?
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>>25531745
but you have a penis which makes you more interesting than all the girls.
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>>25531784
I use AIM mostly, I dunno I just really like AIM. Also skype but I don't like it as much.

>>25531840
Yeah, I don't really mind. It's not like I leave on bad terms with them really, I just stop logging on.
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>>25531956
It must be incredibly small then. No wonder I feel so at peace on here.

Hmm... How long have you been coming here? It's been about 5 years for me. I still come here for a confidence boost.
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>>25532055
Small dick, coming to /r9k/ for a confidence boost. I thought the meme was that everyone here had big dicks that no women would ever see.
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>>25532163
No no, it was a joke about you calling me a man, although I'm a woman- Would you answer the question please? are you someone who came here from tumblr because it was the big meme like last year or whats the deal. I'm curious. I'd ask if you were autistic, but I don't feel like an autistic girl would get any happiness from what you're doing.
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have any of you guys ever friendzoned a girl
Femanons are scum, and they're just a worse version of Stacy, but I can see where they're coming from.

it feels fucking amazing. the look that they get on their face when they realize they're too inferior for you is priceless. Then they try to bargain with shit like "W-we should still hang out!" or "you should still come over to my place to study!"

It's a pretty good feel
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>>25532244
Came here from /pol/, kind of close. Maybe I should've expressed my support for white nationalism and hatred of women more in response.
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>>25531655
they're right you know


blooooxxxx
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>>25531655
Some people need validation and attention
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>>25532354
>>25531655
it's just sad because you're just bitter that you aren't the ones fembots are lusting after
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>>25531622
I have a few /r9k/fags in my pocket who think that I am a qt virgin grill.
I just use them for free shit on steam and free pizza.
All I had to do was get my girlfriend to say a word or two into a mic once and then claim that I am too shy and awkward to keep talking. It's so funny to watch those fags try to act alpha and watching them hop on every oportunity to please me.
Not so subtle hints and these dudes are throwing money at me.

From both my girlfriend and I, thank you for all those pizza and movie nights you paid for. ;)
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>>25532514
TL;DR people are idiots
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>>25532492
I don't want to fuck a potato, Thanks
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>>25531622
>implying i don't have a harem of fembots to use for nudes and requesting home-made porn from
are you one of them? fembots are so bluepilled
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>>25532492
on the contrary anon you're wrong. just shows what you want to believe and how bitter you are
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>>25531745
So uhhhh what's your skype?>>25531757
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>tfw definitively outside of any fembot's league
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