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I just matched with a girl on Tinder! What do I do?! I'm freaking out!
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>>25529121
Delete the app man she might trace it back to you!
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>>25529268
B-but I want her probably hairy vagina.
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>>25529321
say hi
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>>25529553
That's a beta thing to do and you--

Wait, how is that comment original?
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whatever you do, dont buy the cheap ray bans the she will try to sell you
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OP say hello and post results in this thread
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ask about her relationship with her father
these are things you need to know
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>>25529121
say "if you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber"
Then post screencap of gril's profile
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>>25529619

OP isn't going to post shit, just came on here to brag about being beta
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>>25529121
Remembering a thread from here or /fit/ the best thing to do is to be an absolute smart ass and just say some random shit to get her to laugh.
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>>25529573
>saying hi is more beta than saying nothing at all
m8
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>>25529121
>Got a few matches out of Tinder
>None of them really ended in anything
Brah, just ask if she wants to fug
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>>25529121
Don't panic

Chances are, nothing will happen. I get like 7 matches for every date.

But be polite, masculine, and reasonable. Don't seem thirsty or creepy.

Look at her profile, and think of a cute comment to make.
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>>25529699
this literally never works

Even for fucking Ryan Gosling, it wouldn't work
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>>25529905
Like this? (She's Brazilian)
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>>25529975
worked for my roommate. and he's no chad
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>>25529983
POTION SELLER. I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTION.
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Feck it. Yolo.
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Make a joke, hope she finds it funny.
Tinder has the flakiest skanks though. Getting a match doesnt mean a lot.
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Level with me, guys. Am I messing up?
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>>25529975
>implyinh
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>>25530531
Soiled it
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>>25530688
I don't know, that was actually pretty amusing.

If I was her, I'd give him another response.
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>gettin da pussy
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>>25529983
lol that is cute

try it
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Oh fug! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
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>>25531161
Suggest something classy and non-sexual

Depending on where you live... A trip to the beach, a cool art museum, or a garden

You'll probably have to pay for her tho
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>>25531294
I just asked her what she likes to do for fun. No message back yet.
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>>25531161
if youre goodlooking enough you could straight up ask for some hot raunchy sex
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>>25531373
That's not an awful question bur you'll probbaly get a generic response

Be forewarned -- because she's not staying in your city, it's unlikely anything will happen. But you might get a date out of it.

Even if you two don't hook up, a date is important practice.
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Www.reddit.com/r/all

Get the fuck out with your shit post
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>>25529268
>Delete the app man she might trace it back to you!
This, an hero, or date. Your choice.
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>>25531771
femanon here

please don't

I'd never say yes to sex with a stranger
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>>25531161
Not bad no spaghetti so far.

>select all images with pasta or Noodles.
Good one captcha
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>>25531969
yes but the fact of the matter is youre on r9k
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ASK FOR HER NUMBER NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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