I just matched with a girl on Tinder! What do I do?! I'm

>>25529121
Delete the app man she might trace it back to you!

>>25529268
B-but I want her probably hairy vagina.

>>25529321
say hi

>>25529553
That's a beta thing to do and you--

Wait, how is that comment original?

whatever you do, dont buy the cheap ray bans the she will try to sell you

OP say hello and post results in this thread

ask about her relationship with her father
these are things you need to know

>>25529121
say "if you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber"
Then post screencap of gril's profile

>>25529619

OP isn't going to post shit, just came on here to brag about being beta

>>25529121
Remembering a thread from here or /fit/ the best thing to do is to be an absolute smart ass and just say some random shit to get her to laugh.

>>25529573
>saying hi is more beta than saying nothing at all
m8

>>25529121
>Got a few matches out of Tinder
>None of them really ended in anything
Brah, just ask if she wants to fug

>>25529121
Don't panic

Chances are, nothing will happen. I get like 7 matches for every date.

But be polite, masculine, and reasonable. Don't seem thirsty or creepy.

Look at her profile, and think of a cute comment to make.

>>25529699
this literally never works

Even for fucking Ryan Gosling, it wouldn't work

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>>25529905
Like this? (She's Brazilian)

>>25529975
worked for my roommate. and he's no chad

>>25529983
POTION SELLER. I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTION.

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Feck it. Yolo.

Make a joke, hope she finds it funny.
Tinder has the flakiest skanks though. Getting a match doesnt mean a lot.

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Level with me, guys. Am I messing up?

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>>25529975
>implyinh

>>25530531
Soiled it

>>25530688
I don't know, that was actually pretty amusing.

If I was her, I'd give him another response.

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>gettin da pussy

>>25529983
lol that is cute

try it

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Oh fug! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

>>25531161
Suggest something classy and non-sexual

Depending on where you live... A trip to the beach, a cool art museum, or a garden

You'll probably have to pay for her tho

>>25531294
I just asked her what she likes to do for fun. No message back yet.

>>25531161
if youre goodlooking enough you could straight up ask for some hot raunchy sex

>>25531373
That's not an awful question bur you'll probbaly get a generic response

Be forewarned -- because she's not staying in your city, it's unlikely anything will happen. But you might get a date out of it.

Even if you two don't hook up, a date is important practice.

Www.reddit.com/r/all

Get the fuck out with your shit post

>>25529268
>Delete the app man she might trace it back to you!
This, an hero, or date. Your choice.

>>25531771
femanon here

please don't

I'd never say yes to sex with a stranger

>>25531161
Not bad no spaghetti so far.

>select all images with pasta or Noodles.
Good one captcha

>>25531969
yes but the fact of the matter is youre on r9k

ASK FOR HER NUMBER NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT