What was the biggest tragedy to happen at your school?
>senior year of high school
>Cu Cux Clan leaves to buy the Walmart down the road
>eat normie lunch
>teacher comes in crying
>the rich kids flipped their car and died halfway to Walmart
Senior year, some guys were night riding 4-wheelers I think and they got hit by a car and died. There was a guy who was friends with them that sat near me in statistics and I'd eavesdrop on him talking about all the cool stuff they did together. I never saw him again after it happened.
a girl I had a boner for died in a car accident. no one else remembers her but I do, its pretty sad how people forget one another. none of us even matter. hold me, bros
>everyone attends funeral
>preacher says one thing about religion
>literally every one of his close friends leave the funeral over that
>"hurr hurr Chad was an atheist we did a good thing today"
>popular girl who was super nice to everyone no matter what
>her friend's driving her home one night and wraps the car around a tree because she fell asleep at the wheel
It made me mad because someone else died the same day and everyone just forgot he existed because the popular girl was liked more.
Some Senior ODed on Heroin my Freshman year.
Also some depressed football player from the rival HS offed himself at some point. He was pretty popular so the whole town talked about it for a while.
>"Haven't been able to do anything for the past week since I've been recovering from a wreck. I'm itching to start sewing again ahhhh."
A month later, she got in another wreck. This time, she didn't recover.
>autistic nerd that gets bullied every day
>entire school mourns him and acts like they loved him
>despite being the direct cause of what drove him to suicide
>this lasts maybe 2 days tops
>after that everyone stops caring
>nobody from school attends his funeral
A girl from high school got murdered while she was walking alone on the hill. She was found naked and missing some organs. It went on the news, a white march was organized and everything.
I knew the girl since middle school, but I never talked to her, so it didn't really affect me.
This happened a little after I graduated, but still my school.
Kid went full Autism
>Kid stabbed is mom in the bathtub
>The dad walked in on him
>Her entrails were all over the bathroom floor
>Dad says "Do you realize what you've done!?"
>Kid strips off all his clothes
>Begins biting into his moms intestines
Teacher died. I accidentally wore jeans to her funeral.
I got her mixed up with someone else and signed a form to skip class to go to her funeral. Turns out, I forgot who she was.
I still cried like a little bitch.
Jesus fucking Christ this is real.
When is the movie being made?
>be me in a high school
>be friends with this guy and he had a sister the same age
>start getting the hots for his sister
>a little while before the end of the school year he says that he finds me annoying and says that shouldn't hang out anymore
>last day of the year I was destroyed
>over summer break he gets killed by a drunk driver
Sometimes shit works out. Never dated her though. Hopefully she's still doing alright.
A violent rock ape from my school got into a fight with a different violent rock ape. He got stabbed just below the belly button with a broken meth pipe and died on the way to hospital.
A few of his rock ape buddies got tattoos, the stabber did 5 years for manslaughter, everyone else had a kinda live-by-the-sword mentality and didn't really give a shit.
A dude who dropped out in grade 10 OD'd when the rest of us were in grade 12, the girl he used to date was a bit upset, but noone else really gave a shit.
Did I go to a really callous school or something?
>What was the biggest tragedy to happen at your school?
someone a few years ahead of our graduating class died while drunk driving. a couple of girls forced themselves to cry even though they barley knew the people involved but otherwise it was a waste of time.
>senior year grade 12
>have friend who goes to same school, in same grade and lives on my street not too far down
>he has a sister 1 year younger and a brother 2 years older
>his sister commits suicide by hanging herself
>commence normie remorse over normiebook for his sister's death
>1 year later my friend commits suicide
>his family only has 1 child left of 3 now because the other two killed themselves
>Trying to separate your overweight psychotic son from your recently dead wife as he eats her entrails
Is there a worse position in life?
>dumbfuck Chad with no future dies in car crash
>lonley guy commits suicide
>random latina girl dies in car crash
>gay guy gets caught kissing other dude, drops out
>kid OD's on heroin
>football team get caught with shenanigans against another student, football banned for the rest of the year
This sort of shit happens at every school I assume though
Normie died in a car accident
a couple years after I graduated, they had one of those "football brain damage deaths" you hear about on tv
though if I remember correctly, he just had a congenital defect that just happened to pop during the game
I only went for two and a half years and nothing too interesting happened.
>kid goes home early on his own merit only to return at a later period threatening another student with a machete
>bomb threat a day for ~1 week (original one started by scribbling in a toilet stall)
>succubus frames other male student by inflicting a stab wound on herself
No suicides or deaths.
>Why did they an hero?
I think the sister was dealing with depression or something. She had a normal group of friends and didn't seem like she would kill herself at all. I'm going to assume my friend killed himself because he was depressed over his sister's suicide and somehow came to a logical conclusion to kill himself too. I didn't talk to him much after my first two years of high school so I never figured out what was wrong. It's weird because I have memories of him coming over and playing xbox and whatnot - and now he's dead
>person dies at school
>the news circulates on social media
>come to school next morning
>everyone upset for seemingly no reason and I'm just left to wonder what the fuck is going on
>people don't even give me a straight answer when I ask what's going on
Normies could conspire against me on social media and I would be fucking clueless.
>kid in my grade gets murdered
>i didn''t know him so i don't give a flying fuck
>enjoy week of no work because teachers gave us time to "greive"
10/10 would have peer murdered again.
The shooting at Santa Monica community college. Guy was fucking retarded, he did it on a Friday when there are few classes in session, and LITERALLY across the street from the school police station. Killed one student and her father in a vehicle, and one poor or homeless lady on campus collecting bottles and cans.
>Autistic kid shoots ex girlfriend with a wrist mounted crossbow
>Teacher gets murdered by own son because the teacher apparently used to physically abuse him
The people who committed suicide were nothing more than "dude lmao weed" stoners. So nothing of value was lost. Most tragic thing was when the Deputy principal died of a heart attack. Literally the only good hearted person at my school.
Some chads and a couple stacies were speeding and crashed. No survivors.
Chubby girl killed herself. Some short fat Indian kid felt inadequate and went drunk-speeding in sports car and died on the highway. His parents made up some bullshit about how the gas pedal was stuck.
Some Chad crashed his old ass unsafe muscle car, they flipped a couple time.
He bit off a chunk of the side of his tongue and had to get stitches.
But his Stacey girlfriend, oh boy. She smashed her face against the dashboard and DESTROYED her face, they tried plastic surgery but couldn't fix her newly acquired uglyness. What's worse is, she had an identical stacey twin who was still normal, it was always a huge kek to see them side by side. She dropped out partway through senior year with depression and anorexia
>Autistic kid shoots ex girlfriend with a wrist mounted crossbow
Were there anime characters flipping around your school fighting each other with giant swords too?
A friend of mine disappeared on her way home from my house one evening. They never found her but it's fairly unlikely that she just ran away or something.
I was a super edgy looking goth kid and her parents hated me and openly blamed me for it, her dad hit me with a bat and broke my arm before my dad shot him in the shoulder.
It was all a terrible mess and it was really frustrating that so much energy wasted on me instead of looking for her.
No tragedies really
This one kid I knew threw rocks at some black kid and yelled "nigger" over and over, I think he was drunk or something, had to go to court and get it dismissed. I smoked weed with him a bunch of times
>class practising javelin throwing for upcoming school sports day
>chad group fucking around, using javelins as bats and shit
>one kid launches his javelin out into field and then walks out to collect it
>chadiusmaximus triumphantly announces "check this out" and puts javelin in the direction of kid on field
>javelin meets its mark
>plants it's self in his thigh and then falls out
>dat blood spray
>kid falls to the ground passes out almost immediately
Died before ambulance could make it.
Some kid got shot and killed while he and two chads were trying to steal some guy's truck. Dude supposedly tried to fire warning shots at them as they drove away in their own truck but all three were hit by bullets. The chads only had minor wounds but the other kid was shot through the jugular and bled out
IMO, it was the teachers fault for not supervising. We had been given explicit instructions to throw javelins in uniform and collect them all at the same time so something like that wouldn't happen. But the teacher that day didn't give a shit and allowed everyone to run wild.
This is so fucking confusing that I think the father is insane too.
>Told him he loved him
>Said his mother loved him as well
After such a brutal fucking murder, it's unreal. This guy saw his wife sitting cold on the floor, talking slowly and without her intestines, yet throughout all that he still forgave his son?
She vomited and threw up after having her head bashed in, what a horrible way to die. Your own son committing one of the most brutal torturous murders.
And in the end the father still embraced that crazy fuck
>be in Algebra II
>faggot kid in a trenchcoat in front row refuses to take off his sunglasses and hat
>teacher was being persistent, bugging him to take it off
>kid loses it
>walks up to teacher and punches him right in the nuts
>teacher collapses in pain
>class looks on in amazement
>kid walks backwards out the door for no fucking reasion
>that was the last I heard of him
>that teacher for some reason got fired a week later
>mfw the rest of the classes we did nothing but talk and fuck around because shitty sub teacher
>get an A+ for no reason
Thank you, whoever you are. You helped me pass Algebra.
>chad gets arrested in middle of ap exam for alleged rape
>turns out he didnt do it, apparently got fat now
>chad with a stutter punches teacher's son in face and breaks his jaw in football locker room
>has to transfer schools
>senior year english teacher is prego, must go on maternity leave halfway through the year
>hire some dude to replace her
>he is feminine but seems ok
>about a week into his stint he gets arrested for having sex with a 14 year old
>apparently dude was tutoring this girl from the school he used to work at and they fugged consensually
>he said they were "in love" even after getting arrested
Holy fuck, probably wouldn't know but which school/area?
Not nearly as interesting but one kid at my school was surpremely autistic but also apparently a bit of a psycho, he was a short little Viet kid with a huge manlet complex. He would ride his scooter to school everyday, and carry a bike chain around to tie it up, but apparently he used to whip people with the bike chain that he didn't like or that bullied him.
Typical robot desu, I think his name was like Tintin or something, completely unlikable in almost every way, even the nerds couldn't hang out with him for more than a few hours due to him spewing shit about how girls are sluts and how he's fucked so many white girls, despite him having admitted in private to people that he's a megavirgin. Once rumor got out that he was a virgin (people wouldn't normally have even cared, even just hated the little fuck), he went on the biggest autismal fit and scratched a bunch of the teachers cars and spun his whip chain thing in the hall which ended up hitting people in their faces.
Apparently he also blackmailed some kid whose dad was quite old, by threatening to publically humiliate him by telling everyone that his father was in the seventies. The kid was quite ashamed of it because he was forced to pull Tin along on his scooter while the kid rode his bike to school and back everyday.
Since we were in the older class, we thought it would be hilarious to fuck with the little cunt, so I brought in a ratchet set and we unbolted his prized scooter while he was in class and completely disassembled it, left it in pieces scattered in the bike lock up. We assumed that since we didn't damage the scooter in any way, they wouldn't try so hard to find a culprit. When school finished we were all walking out when we heard a piercing shriek of a thousand tards coming from the bike shed. Kid never found out it was us but threatened to kill two kids over the event and ended up getting suspended for two weeks kek.
One kid tried to kill himself, everyone called him a faggot and laughed at him.
One other kid killed himself on the train tracks, his only friend got super pissed when everyone suddenly loved him in Facebook.
I made a joke about train kid the day after at a house party and everyone Ooooo'ed and laughed.
>some quiet kid goes to the bathroom one day
>class ends and he never came back
>not like him to do that
>also doesn't show up to next class
>everyone figures he left
>3 hours later someone freaks out in one of the more quiet bathrooms
>dudes in there dead on the shitter
>still don't know how it happened
None the less he was remembered as the kid who shit himself to death
Nothing to spectacular. But we did have this happen
>heavy football school
>some nobody kid hits on Chad quarterback 10/10 gf
>Chad and his buddies call him out and try and pick a fight
>this kid is a full blown /o/tist
>Chad tries to talk up his sports car
>kid fucking roasts him about his generic facts about the car in front of all his friends
>as he is driving off Chad throws a baseball through the guys rear window
>gonna be a fight for sure now
>Stacey gf suggests they race their cars instead
>Chad gets ahead at first but the guy finds a shortcut and gets ahead
>Chad refuses to lose and fucking totals the car just to run the guy off the track
>Stacey was in the car with Chad and they all get fucked up but no deaths
Chad got off scot free of course, never heard from the other guy again. I heard he had to move out of the country
There were several deaths but by far the most tragic and least talked about the following:
>go on spring break
>sophomore kid who just moved from Japan was fog on a road trip to the Grand Canyon
>he and his family are killed in a fiery explosion due to some drunk rednecks who trying to escape the police
>his little sister somehow survives but has significant scarring
>grandparents take her back to Japan
I still have no idea what happened after that. I hope she's doing okay.
Didn't technically happen in school, but w/e
>guy from knowledge bowl moves to another town after graduation
>he was pretty smart, likable, was a friend to everybody
>sort of a hipster
>experimented with drugs a lot
>he's at a party one night doing coke with some of his friends
>two whores from the party more or less lure him to a park
>say they're going to do heroin and other stuff
>they drug him with a massive dose of heroin, 30 times what a normal dose is supposedly
>he passes out
>they leave him there in the park
>he dies of respiratory failure
>whores take his wallet
>promptly drain his accounts
>whores are arrested within the week and charged with 1st degree murder
>massive outrage in my hometown
Also, this happened in 5th grade
>well known and liked student and family are involved in accident with a fuel truck
>everyone dies except the father
>father suffers severe burns over most of his body
>school was in boohoo mode for weeks
>kid falls out of large tree
>lands on sidewalk
>used his arms to break his fall
>arms/wrists literally exploded on impact
>spends months in hospital
>kid used to bully me
>feel some morbid justice
>entire school has to write him a get well card
>my fucking face when.jpg
Huge black kid was high as shit (apparently laced weed or something), and goes home and freaks out. His mom called the police, who confronted him on their front yard while he was naked. Some female officer just shot him and he died.
I don't think people cared much desu, it was a huge school filled with niggers. His death was a trend for a while, but that's about it.
Honestly Jesus Christ himself could have came down and killed the guy and left an apology note, and he would still be known as the guy who shit himself to death. Of all the place to die, on the shitter is the worst place
This frat bro at my undergrad got stupid drunk in Vegas, dove head first into the shallow end of a casino pool, and is now a quadriplegic. Still think it's kinda funny, even though it's also kinda sad because the guy was fun to drink with.
I had a decent one
>in Spanish class
>kid is fiddling with his phone
>teacher tells him to put up his phone
>he explodes into an autistic rage literal REEEE mode
>stands up and picks up his entire fucking desk and tosses it straight out the window
>we are on the second story
>at this point I'm on the floor dying from air loss from laughing so god damn hard
>then it happens
>he jumps out the window
>dead on impact
>but I can't stop laughing about all the other shit from before
>dude is splatted on the concrete and I'm laughing my ass off
>get suspended for 2 weeks for laughing
Public school was such bullshit. Have you ever seen an autismo make a desk fly out of the window? Its unbelievably funny. Wasn't my fault he tried it with himself right after
>come to Burgerstan from Ukraine in spring of 98
>this happens in high school
>Go to said high school next year.
hi i just woke up
nobody actually knows why he did it, but he had the usual crazy fuck journals of "i wanna die, i wanna feel the rush of murder, someone is gonna die" etc etc
the moral is "don't be friends with anybody"
two girls were murdered by their sandnigger of a father for dating nonsandniggers
last i heard the dude managed to get back to egypt before cops could get him
he was on america's most wanted so it was a big deal around the school
also semi related but saying that reminded me the three things my hometown/HS has been featured on
>americas most wanted
>16 and pregnant
Some stacy happy face 24/7 died in a train crash, train didnt stop and there was no more rails and she was in the first car, she get destroyed by the wave of other dead people and twisted metal, pretty brutal death, felt bad for her she was kind of cool 2bh
My story ain't too great but i'll post it anyways
>Be in sophomore year of HS
>Rich Stacy with a chad boyfriend starts showing up to school with cuts and scratches on her arms
>Says her cat attacked her
>Everyone buys it or if they knew, they didn't say anything
>The scratches continue for a couple of months
>I thought eventually someone would wise up and get her a therapist or something
>Never said or did anything because I hardly knew her and she was a bitch who flaunted her money and treated everyone like shit except for her chad
>Eventually she stops coming to school
>A week later the school sends out emails and shit saying "Something tragic has happened to one of our beloved students" .etc .etc purposefully avoiding saying what happened
>The stacy had hanged herself
>Instead of letting us out of school or whatever to grieve, a couple days later they have a therapist talk to us about what happened for one of the classes of the day
>Therapist treats us like children, asking us how uncomfortable we are and all that
>Everyone says they're very disturbed and very sad
>I tell the truth that I didn't really care
>Rest of the time the therapist is trying to diagnose me with sociopathy or some shit
>Was never very popular but everyone hated me for a week before they stopped caring about stacy
>Her boyfriend moved schools or something and I never saw him again
>some kid left school and got apprenticeship as an electrician
>his nickname had been zappa for years
>his first day on the job, his boss was being lazy and forgot to isolate some shit
>he gets electrocuted and dies instantly
>mfw zappa got zapped
>freshman year of high school
>sitting in math when the announcements go on overhead
>dean telling us that some massive like 400lb + kid and his fat dad died in a house fire because they couldn't get up
it's sad and awful to think about, but jesus, I guess that's what you get for being fat.
The summer after I graduated high school, I found out one of the kids had died.
Turns out, while sticking the gun of his friend's dad in his mouth, he shot himself in the head by accident.
>a little while before the end of the school year he says that he finds me annoying and says that shouldn't hang out anymore
>over summer break he gets killed by a drunk driver
Serves him right. Fate is on our side, robotos.
>She dropped out partway through senior year with depression and anorexia
I love justice. I dropped out of public high school because of the bullying from women I got for having an ugly face. The depression was unreal.
These two normie jock guys left school during lunch and the truck they were in got hit by a train. This was about 3 or 4 years before I started high school, and I'm guessing they were juniors or seniors.
About 4 years after I graduated from school this lesbian killed herself because "muh relationship" problems. At least that's what people say the reasons are.
This boy that graduated the year before me killed himself a year after the girl did. I think it was a gunshot to the head.
I think that's all for my school.
Sorry for yor sister though
I'm sorry anon. Did you ever jack off to her memory?
Imagine losing your son/daughter to embarassing stories like these. Every time someone asks what happened to them you have to tell how they died in a retarded way.
Literally nothing ever happened at my high school. I went to one of the best academic schools in my country (not really by choice, just happened to live close by) so everyone was asian and super driven. No one killed themselves, no one raged at any teachers, I was probably the biggest bad ass for smoking weed and cigarettes on campus.
Overall a pretty shitty and boring time in my life.
>normies getting drunk at highschool party
>normie leaves for some reason
>chad leaves a while later
>normie is coming back to party and hits chad
>they were both on motorcycles
>stacy gf of the chad can't bear her loss
>stacy jumps in front of a car later that week
Also, years later
>some popular kid dropped dead while running track
>entire school mourns him and acts like they loved him
This is one of the biggest reasons I didn't commit suicide in high school. I wasn't bullied beyond freshman year frequently for the most part, but I didn't want people to pretend they cared about me. I don't mean to sound edgy, but they didn't.
Two guys took their motocross bikes on to the beach and played chicken.
That worked out exactly as you would expect.
Teachers kept on about "wasted potential". These guys were bumb enough to play chicken on motorbikes without even wearing helmets. Nothing of value was lost.
Except maybe the bikes, I suppose.
>normies bully people to the brink of suicide
>if they botch it up, they're ridiculed even more
>if they kill themselves, they're hailed as a saint by the normies that indirectly killed them
People are fucking scum - they'll shirk all responsibility of their fellow man, and when the gauntlet drops they feign being compassionate and grieve their victim's death for a day before repeating the cycle with the person on the next lowest rung of the social ladder.
Keep the Chad deaths stories coming, robots - I'm getting a huge justice boner over those
> Be me, 18 years old and second year at college.
>Walking home in the rain, teacher pulls up and offers lift.
>On the way, things start getting a little 'touchy'.
>Dream coming true.exe
>Went back to hers and had sex. Came inside her when she told me not to .-.
>Next week I was moved to a different maths class because I was too 'smart' for that level.
>Never spoke to the teacher again.
It was kind of nice because we did nothing in class for a week or two and we all made jokes about him and how we should tell the office that he touched us. The guy was also talking to me a lot so we made jokes about how I would be next
>going to church for school end thingy
>walk past train tracks
>20 min after or something
>fellow student died at those train tracks
>got stuck or something
>random students crying when they hear news
>my day going like normal
No deaths, but there were several bomb threats from niggers who were immediately locked up and there was also some dumb NEET in the town who threatened to shoot all the disabled kids in the special education department.
Primary, year 4. Kid in year 5 was diagnosed with cancer and was absent from school for the rest of the year. He had to retake the year with my class. No one spoke to him because "Ew, cancer is gross and you are bald".
Talk to him one break and become friends. A few weeks later ask him about the cancer. "It isn't contagious, doctor said I have a good chance of beating it".
The tragedy hear is that I spent time with some cancer ridden fuck with no good boy points to rake in at his untimely death. Why is life so cruel?
Faggot basketball player with the world on a silver platter offed himself.
Que the next week of everybody suddenly being his friend. One of my friends asked me why I didn't seem to care, to which I replied
>I thought he was a dickhead in life, nothing has changed now that he's dead.
Que the faux righteous indignation. The "oh how could you say that", the crocodile tears.
Thank you Zach, you're death taught me more about people than anything else
I know pic related from my school who died from nerve gas
A friend of mine's brother got called a faggot a bunch of times by these jock kids every day. On his birthday he brought a gun and a backpack full of ammunition with a list of all the kids who made fun of him. I guess he pussed out though because during third period he went to the bathroom with the gun and shot himself in the head. My German teacher, who is one of the sweetest women I've ever known, heard the shot and was the first one to see him. The ambulance came and took him away and nobody had any real clue until the next period when the PA system came on and said "Teachers, please refer to your e-mail and follow the instructions contained within." Now, we all thought that was hilarious and started making Mission Impossible jokes about how the message would self-destruct and shit but then the teacher read the e-mail and we all got all somber
He stayed on life support for about a week. I didn't see his brother back at school for a few months. His mom is some sort of anti-bullying speaker now
>biggest chad in school of chads
>one of those incredibly nice ones though
>first month of college doing frat hazing ritual
>dies from alcohol poisoning
>corpse found with a bunch of cocks and slurs drawn on him because other guys thought he was passed out
Whole school was shocked and sad for a while. His parents started a pretty well-known foundation in his name. The wife on House of Cards is the spokeswoman.
Also this new year's eve a girl I went to college with died of an aortic aneurysm hanging out with her family.
This happened the year after I graduated from school.
>chads and stacies decide to get high and wasted
>started speeding on the freeway and crashed car
>car was engulfed in flames and only one Stacy managed to survive
>people mourn their deaths even though it was their stupid choices that got them killed
I remember looking through their twitter accounts after the crash and most of them had tweeted about doing other hard drugs, so I doubt it was just marijuana and alcohol in their systems. Good riddance though.
Got into a snowmobile accident. Guess he went on a road and didn't see a truck. Everyone was pretty sad.
The teachers always used to tell us the same story every year to scare us into not climbing the tall metal fences around the school. Apparently one year a boy tried to climb the fence into the outdoor swimming pool at night (for whatever reason), but he slipped at the top and became impaled by the bollocks. I don't think he died, but the swimming pool was full of blood and he had to have his cock and balls amputated.
i still climbed a fence at school once though :^)
Another time, a 12 year old boy threatened to bring a knife into school and stab as many people as he could. He never actually turned up at school that day, though, and when he did next show up a bunch of kids beat him up just in case.
Finally, one that could actually be classed as a tragedy. One of the teachers passed away suddenly from leukemia one year. It didn't really affect me as I never had the teacher but it hit most of the other students pretty hard. One of my best friends, however, thought it would be a good idea to post an edgy Facecuck status, something along the lines of "Miss **** died. LOL!!!". He got a bunch of abuse hurled at him, and was jumped and beaten up pretty badly the next day. If I spoke to him about it today, he would probably say it was worth every second. i love that cunt
Slight newfag here, can someone explain this photo? I saw it posted here a while ago and people freaked out over it
This kid I had Spanish class with died in a drive-by shooting. Don't know if he was the intended target, but apparently he was gang affiliated.
I mostly remember him for drawing really graphic pictures of naked women spread eagle. He had a pretty good understanding of the female anatomy.
>3 heroin ODs
>2 drunk car crashes with multiple deaths
>Jackass football player has jet ski accident from doing something stupid, is paralyzed, dies 5 months later
>Girl dies on ski trip with family after crashing into tree
>Girl with several mental health issues accuses awesome teacher of raping her (at a date and time when 20 other kids were in the classroom), causes him to get fired before they figured out she was fucking insane
>Freshman girl walking back to campus after an off-campus lunch day for kids with good grades hit and killed by a Stacy in a BMW
And since graduation something like 25-30 other kids from my school have died from drugs, drinking, shenanigans, or suicide. My high school is fucking cursed.
>I mostly remember him for drawing really graphic pictures of naked women spread eagle. He had a pretty good understanding of the female anatomy.
Grade 11,2007 I believe.
Kid, best buddy and some girls drive to lunch. On way back best friend loses control and flips the van on a snowbank. None were wearing seatbelt, kid in question smashed his head through passenger window and onto asphalt as it flipped. Dead. Rest suffered some injuries.
>This guy saw his wife sitting cold on the floor, talking slowly and without her intestines
Pretty sure the article meant that the father was talking slowly while describing the events in court. It said her body was cold. She was dead or at least on the verge of dying. No way she was even a little bit conscious.
The retarded kid was like the team's helper and in the locker room they shoved a real crusty old sock up his ass and did other shit I think.
A kid at my High school drove his car off a cliff after his girlfriend dumped him. A friend of mine saw it happen. He didn't die on impact though, he made it to the hospital before he died. Must have been a rough fucking suicide man.
Eh, the only thing I can remember deals with the football team.
>chad captian of the football team and two other all star players on our team got suspended for a week and kicked off the team for repeatedly molesting and sexually assaulting on of the freshmen guys on the team
>chad and his buddies were always surrounded by babes, were dating the hot cheerleaders, could have probably even banged a teacher if they worked at it but got caught holding down and buttfucking another dude
to this day I've never understood WHY they did it. Seriously, why rape a man when you can get a hot chick to drop her panties by looking at her?
Literally nothing interesting ever happened for me at school.
Only somewhat interesting thing I remember was that some kid from the Middle East was supposed to be moving to our middle school. So he made a post on social media saying he was gonna bomb the school when he got there for the lulz. Our entire school district was evacuated and I think we got a day off from it.
The kid was completely joking so obviously nothing happened to us. I remember hearing that he and his family weren't allowed into the country though, so they've probably stoned him to death by now.
What a fucking idiot.
In Middle School my biology teacher's wife died suddenly of some virus she contracted overseas. She was a relatively young woman so it came as a pretty big shock. We all had to sign a card saying how sorry we were for it and this guy I know signed it "I hope your wife gets better" just to be a dick
Last year I found out this kid I knew in high school has been arrested and charged with at least 5 rapes since he graduated. The normiebook exploded over that one, let me tell you
>High school gets new teacher
>He's slightly overweight, balding and sweats like a motherfucker
>Always forgets what he's trying to say in the middle of sentences
>Appears startled when someone says his name
>Never really pay much attention to it since he seemed harmless and I didn't need good grades in his classes (which led to me skipping a lot of them)
>Two stacies openly try to mock him and get the rest of the class to laugh at him during every single class
>Classmates occasionally jokingly said it only was a matter of time before he'd fuck someone up like some madman from a movie
>Fast forward 2 years after my graduation
>See local news
>Teacher's been arrested for grabbing a knife and killing some random young woman (20-ish years) that passed by his appartment by stabbing her in the back, slicing her throat when she started screaming and then continuously stabbing her chest until she died
>some drug dealer shithead thinks he is cool
>he is the pretty boy type all the girls love
>one day he is high af and decides to play Russian roulette
>wins on round one
>we are supposed to feel bad about this future tax drain removing himself from the gene pool
He was a retard too, but he was "that guy" who smooth talked all the teachers into barely passing him
This black kid who was from what I heard cool to my brother (lame leg/hand) got in a car crash and died, apparently texting and driving. I knew his sister growing up in school, never saw her past that really; didn't know the guy myself either. Felt weird mostly.
An unrelated girl died in a car crash; her identical twin sister lived though. Her mother came to talk in front of the middle school, she seemed to mostly be seeking attention out of it. Not long after saw her fat trailer trash looking ass buying cigarettes at a convenience store; really didn't like that woman and I'm really glad I never did. Felt really bad for the girl but I saw her recently so I guess she didn't off herself; kind of looks cute in a homely way too.
>jewish chad football player always bullied me
>took my lunch regularly and ate out of it like it was his
>stole my homework and tore it up
>took my phone and would hide it around the classroom
>one day chad fucks some 24 year old guy's gf at a party
>guy is pissed
>guy and his friends somehow lure chad into a vacant parking lot a block away from the school
>supposedly they just planned to beat him and stab him once to teach him a lesson
>guy stabs chad in the heart (not sure if it was intentional or not)
>guy realizes he fucked up and tries to drive chad to the hospital
>chad bleeds out and is dead before they get there
I'll try not to be edgy when I say I was not happy that he died, but it made my life at school a lot easier.
>school counselor with a master's degree in psychology hangs herself
>end of year house party
>classmate enters, chills with everyone for a bit like normal
>walks into kitchen
>grabs kitchen knife
>begins stabbing people
>everyone panics, runs out of house
>5 people killed
>cops caught him
>anyone could defer their final exams if they were too "shaken up" by the tragedy
A guy in my class OD'd on shrooms and acid, died while the EMT's rolled him out. Next day, his best friend shot himself in front of me.
Stacie got molested by a 55 year-old janitor the next Monday.
Best week of my life.
not really tragic, but
>total stacy fresh college graduate gets job as teacher at my school
>always flirts with the chad jocks
>fucks one and sends nude pictures to others
>administration never found out I guess because four years later she still works there
maybe I should blackmail her for sex and nudes lol jk XDXD
This muscular blonde girl raped me in high school
She was like a 5/10, she was somewhat cute but no one wanted to date her because she was slightly clingy and annoying.
>She one day started following me
>One day between classes I go out to the bathroom and she follows
>There's a blind spot where there use to be a water fountain, I heard a slightly fast walking behind me and the nest thing I know I was being pushed against the wall
>I thought someone was going to mug me
>she turns me around and throws me down on my knees
>She then says ''this outa be a honor for you''
>She then proceeds to dry hump the fuck out of my face
>She then lifts me up and unzips my pants and starts fucking me
>I was a virgin before this.
>She starts kissing my neck and tries to kiss me on the lips, but when she tried to kiss me on the lips i turn away making her angrier and more forceful when she humps me
>after 7 minutes of straight humping me I cum and she throws me back and cleans up
>She then runs out the building for the rest of the year
I didn't really tell anyone, I wasn't really upset but it was kind of weird.
Also for reference, she was two inches taller than me and had about 30 pounds over me. I was only 5'6 at 110 pounds, she was like 5'8-9 and 140 pounds of lacrosse muscle.
>Chad football player
>he is the QB but a total manlet at only 5'7
>this doesn't affect his chadness at all
>unusually he is actually a pretty cool guy but holy fuck is he retarded with literal 1st grade tier handwriting
>gets passed through all his classes so he can play football
>he figures he will be able to skate through life on football forever
>obviously gets a full ride for football
>fails every class in first college semester because profs won't autopass in college
>jumps off bridge
I do feel bad in a way, he wasn't a bad guy, the special treatment he got was bullshit but it caught up to him I guess
>Nigger calls in bomb threat
>'''aww lawdy wez too shakenz up to take test wez neez anotha week''
Profs are the ultimate casual filter assuming they are tards teaching garbage subjects like gender bender studies.
A friend of mine was stabbed by one of his friends early one morning after the end of our first semester in high school. I only met the guy the week before and the three of us were hanging around a less populated area during the time before classes started. I missed it by a good 5 minutes or so and I only found my friend's things just lying on the desk there. I keep thinking I could have stopped something if I hadn't woken up late that day. He came out fine but its definitely something that changed him.
Calling bullshit for the sake of my boner
Everything is true except for one line.
I will leave you to figure it out.
Edgy stoner kid was drinking vodka at the back of music class and splashed it over his face when a friend told him a joke. Another friend then lit a lighter by his face. Ended up getting permanent burn scars all over his face (especially on his lips and nose). It also set his hair on fire and his hairline essentially moved back an inch due to scarring.
It was hilarious seeing the way girls treated him before and after. They were always flirting with him before, but afterwards they would smirk while speaking to him, hoverhand him in hugs, etc.
>repeatedly molesting and sexually assaulting on of the freshmen guys on the team
Do you know what happened? One time in HS one of my bullies grabbed my crotch. At the time I and everyone thought it was gay. Never would have considered it molestation. I guess it would be today.
>two girls hanged themselves
>noone knew who they were
I think that was actually the funniest part of all is literally noone could figure out who these girls were and the faculty hid it from us
One time... A semi famous artist slapped my ass a little bit when I saw him. Like a... friendly (?) pat. And I didn't know what to do so I did nothing. Idk if it was even like... I just don't know.
Me in HS
>Girl caught masturbating became a pariah in school
>A guy died from leukemia
>Another guy got beaten up so bad in a parking lot I didn't see him after that
>Some girl hung herself in a closet
The reactions the next day I found phony. But I was going through a deep depression myself.
>A guy brought one of those military smoke grenade. Pink. The entire school had to be evacuated. The entire cafeteria and hallways were filled with pink smoke. We had a class for Tards and several of them had to go to a hospital.
>I remember one kid died in a car accident. I don't remember if alcohol of drugs were involved.
>I heard of one teacher has a mental breakdown in class. Never saw her again either.
I'm sure some kids probably wrapped a car around a tree but that's not a good story.
>football team hits the showers
>Chad thinks it'll be funny if he takes a banana and runs around the showers stuffing it into everyone's ass
>things start getting erotic
>a playful game of butt banana suddenly becomes a full blown rape
>flat out holding one of the football players down in the shower and raping him with a banana while everyone cheers and laughs
>all school showers are permanently shut off forever, now used as storage closets
>kid arrives at school on Halloween dressed as a banana and is forced to deflate costume
And that was the most tragic thing that happened at my high school.
My high school experience was nothing like all these
>Go to small charter high school
>In accelerated program, take almost nothing but AP classes
>This school has not gym but instead SAT prep class
>Most of my friends are Indian or Chinese
>Nothing exciting happened the entire year except for one kid slightly blowing up chemistry lab
>Graduate and go of to college
>College I go to is similar, nothing ever happens
I HAVE NOTHING IN MY LIFE
Nothing really tragic happened, but a couple funny things happened.
>fat, creepy teacher gets hired
>someone hangs up fliers of the Imagination Land guy from South Park with that guy's face photoshopped onto it
>teacher sees them and runs out of the building crying
>someone shows up with a hooker as his date
>he's also high as fuck on coke
>starts spazzing out
>principal tries to get him to leave
>he headbutts principal
>cops are called and he gets razed
>Spanish teacher's daughter dies to drug overdose
>comes back after a week or so
>teaching class like normal
>asks a question and no one answers within 2 seconds so he gets mad and makes us take the final at the end of the semester (seniors with As normally get to skip finals)
yeah I really hated that guy, he was obsessed with System of a Down. He also had a problem with gay people so one day I told him I was gay just to get him to leave me alone. It worked lol
>a playful game of butt banana suddenly becomes a full blown rape
>flat out holding one of the football players down in the shower and raping him with a banana while everyone cheers and laughs
my sides are in so much pain
>kid arrives at school on Halloween dressed as a banana and is forced to deflate costume
Ya, and no idea, he was declared mentally fit to stand trail but he is likely nuts
>Go to school in french canada
>french schools were bad then, imagine how they are now
>The school was diverse in that it had a few black kids and a few skin heads.
>One lovely cold morning a skin head is seated accross from a black kid(Haitian)
>The skin heads informs the black kid he's a nigger
>Black kid takes out a knife and stabs the skin head.
>Weirdly no one at school decided to shut down the school
>I remember looking out my class window at 20 or more skin heads waiting outside at what to do
>I don't believe either kid ever returned to school
>stoners get day drunk and get into car crash
>one of the popular ones is paralyzed from the waist down
>this happened just like a month after he dropped out
>whole school is sad about it
>nigger decides to start robbing people
>decides to try this on a retired cop sitting in his car
>gets shot dead
>school doesn't even announce it
>school niggers start wearing shirts with his face on them and protesting
Why are niggers so dumb?
>have to volunteer for 2 weeks senior year
>work at retirement center
>befriend elderly Korean man who teaches me how to play mahjong
>he tells me to keep his mahjong set
>last day of volunteering find out he died
Was tragic to me.
A few crazy things happened. Here's my recollection of one of them.
>This girl gets knocked up but apparently doesn't realize it (isn't showing, etc.)
>The father is some fuccboi from a neighboring town if memory serves
>She eventually gives birth at home alone in a bathtub
>Can't remember if the baby was full-term or not. Some reports say it was.
>I'm vaguely remembering some debate on whether the baby was born dead like she said it was or she (un)intentionally killed it
>Anywho, instead of doing anything that resembles "responsible" about handling the situation
>She fucking puts the dead fetus in a box in her room
>It eventually starts to stink, so then she buries it in her backyard
>Where her mom eventually finds it
Cops get involved, nothing happens to the girl or the father, but still was some heavy shit. I remember all the buzz about "who it was". Buncha names that didn't actually make sense making the rounds. A friend of mine who was a huge moralfag found out but refused to tell anyone. But guess what got shown on the news? The girl's house. Which is just off a main thoroughfare and a house that I would drive past nearly every day. A little backtrace work with the student directory and I had an answer. News crews are retarded desu.
Some kid killed himself.
They had us sit in our rooms while the teachers were having a discussion about it, then they had us come to the gym for the news.
Anyway, while we were waiting in the room me and my pal were talking about how North Korea had invaded and people were believing us, it was pretty good.
Never knew the kid so couldn't be bothered to give a fuck, but I remember having a runny nose and people kept looking back wondering if I was crying.
In reality, I was already making suicide jokes.
I also remember thinking "this little fuck, now if I kill myself everyone will think I was copying him"
There were a couple car crashes and bullying scandals but nothing major.
We did have a hilarious mcat discovery though.
>everyone casually doing with no problems on weekends/after school
>some dipshit in the year below decides to snort a fuckload during school
>starts panicking and thinks he's gonna die
>runs to the nurse for help
>headmaster finds out
>realises the kid's gonna be fine, just being an idiot
>headmaster being a manipulative cunt forces kid to write list of everyone who does it before he helps the kid
>massive scandal and warnings
No one got expelled though. We were all told not to talk to the press because it was quite a prestigious school and they were scared the press might give a shit.
Luckily the kid was an idiot and didn't know everyone involved though so it could've been worse.
Few years back one of my friends killed himself. He was a major nerd turned major normie. We kinda grew apart after school and then he got to his third year of uni and kicked the bucket.
I had a guy from my class accidentally explode an envelope of explosives in his hand.
Tons of blood and meat pieces decorated the floor and we got to cancel the exam and the math lesson next hour.
They called psychologists for us to ask how we feel, and I when asked I just said 'Ok, I'm used to it".
They gave me a weird look and just ignored me until the end.
>>last day of volunteering find out he died
Some kid in my class. In high school, one of them was hi driving on the road at night. He was in my English class, I sat next to him for a semester, only talked to him once or twice. He seems like the stupid and normal person who was popular with the girls. All I know about him was that he played hockey, and that he wasn't that bright. He seem to have admired my intellect, but also was amused at my old behaviorisms, he thought I seemed to know everything.
You wouldn't understand, when you're dealing switch a crazy person all you can do is show love nothing else registers, and even that love is hard to come across. They're so far gone as a person that they're not even aware of where they are.
It's sad and you can't feel anything but pity for them.
He still had all the Chad benefits in high school despite being a retard and manlet. Also our senior year they won every single game against decent teams. He had it good for awhile
Nothing spectacular, one girl got recorded fingering herself in class that's about it. She was an outcast after that which was a shame cause she was kind of a qt.
I actually still see the gif version posted on 4chan now and then.
i may or may not be visible in it for a spilt second
Thats what those sluts get shaking my head to be honest
>Kid working on the auditorium catwalk fell and hit the seats below, survived but was pretty fucked up for a while after
>Fellow classmate was hit and killed by a drunk driver, driver was a football player at the local college and only got probation
Beyond that, nothing else really happened
>Probably the most popular kid in school dad kills himself
>3 or 4 people overdose and die
>2 kids die in car crashes
>One girl gets cancer
Decently tragic senpai
There was a girl at my school whose tried to kill herself many times.
>attempted to drown herself at a beach but then a lifeguard saved her
>Did this again 3 months later in her bathtub
>overdosed on painkillers, lived
Went to a psych ward for a long time after this.
>attempted hanging until her brother found her and stopped it just in time
I found out that a few months after graduation she shot herself while on 4-7 times the recommended dose of ambien and succeeded. She also wasn't a stacy at all, a real quiet type.
a kid died of sudden death syndrome in mine when I was 12/13.
pretty fugged up tbqh, sat on the same table in math.
also we had a kid who was told he was going to die by age 20 and ended up dying at like 15 (still in school for some stupid reason).
>In primary school
>We have swimming lessons every week at the local pool
>I naturally get bullied
>All the chads and cool kids in the class make fun of me for being fat
>they start to pull my shorts down when I am outside the pool about to go for a refreshing dip
>One day I get pissed
>Shit myself while I am in the pool
>Get out and stand up
>Sure enough chad comes and pulls my shorts down
>He sees the big piece of shit in my shorts
>Cracks his face open on the corner of the kiddy pool
>Blood goes everywhere
>When everyone is distracted I take my shit and shove it through the pool filter
>the kid has to go to hospital
>comes back a few weeks later with horrible facial scarring
>start to think I have won
>I smile at him
>'oh hey man'
>he looks at me
>stands up in front of the whole class
>'if you think my face is bad you should have seen the poop that anon did in his shorts at the swimming pool, it made me fall over'
>rumour starts that my shit physically assaulted him
>people get scared of my poop
>whenever someone goes to the toilet after me they ask their friends to go to protect them
>tfw chad got even more popular and is handsome again now
>I am still obese
Has anyone in your high school attempted to peak through the stall? They did in mine and I still don't know why. It was so annoying.
>5 or more OD's so far
>4 chads involved in diffrent car crashes, one of them was fatal
>2 suicides, nobody gave a fuck
>a friend of mine got beaten up pretty bad by some drug dealers, remains unable to walk
>kid got arrested inside school for bank robbery
>teacher died on the morning of a school trip to France, students found out on the plane
>a 14 year old got pregnant then had an abortion (could be a rumour)
>little chinese kid died at home, not known whether or not it was suicide
>years ago someone was kicked in the playground and died of a sudden heart attack
>serial arsonist set the school gym on fire, along with several cricket and tennis clubs in the area
>one teacher was discovered to be a paedophile and had had sex with a couple of female students
>rumours that the old headteacher was fired for stealing money from the school
Yeah, school was fairly eventful.
I had to drop out of high school because I beat up the girl I was fucking daily for over a year. Shit ruined my life. Stay in school my friends and ya I did rape her twice. My conscious got the better of me and I totally reformed my wild ways. But that took 12 years basically.
One of my based teachers killed himself. He was kind of a robot desu, lived alone, no gf, jaded as fuck, literally gave zero fucks and he seemed to dislike the normies because most of them gave him shit but he was cool with the awkward quiet kids and kind of made fun of the total spergs
>be a mischievous rascal
>go to bathroom and drop a huge load
>fish turd out of the shitter and use it to draw a swastika on the wall
>be on my way
>turn on news later on
>my poop swastika is headline news
>caused entire school to go into an uproar about racism
>minority students start making demands
>dean and some faculty end of resigning
I didn't think it'd be that big a deal
My fuckin sides. Allah described a heaven filled with virgins. Who knew it was us.
>we all want suicide
>an we are many virgins strong
Jokes on you shitskins didn't say was female virginssss~~~
Remember, youuuuuuuuhhhh are my number onnnnnehhhhuhhhhh guyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhh....
>chad that bullied me and my best friends ods and dies
>everyone in school is extremely upset despite him being an asshole to nearly everyone
>about a month later me and my friend get drunk and decide to go kick over his gravestone as some beta revenge
>gets on the local news (I lived in a small town)
>police investigate and my friend gets scared and confesses
>i confess to since im scared he'll tell on me and think I'll get in less trouble if I come forward
>both of us get expelled and my family are forced to move away since we were hated by everyone for hurting chads families feelings
I was kinda disappointed to wake up this morning and see that no one had responded to me. I know that I shouldn't give a shit, but w/e. Wow, this thread has been going on for a whole day.
>guy from retard class name paul
>confined to wheelchair and has a massive head
>seriously fucking massive head
>he died one day
principal came over the PA system to tell us and no one gave a shit. that was the biggest tragedy at my boring as fuck school.
>8th grade, living in town of 400 mostly farmers
>massive faggot douche-bag constantly bullying me
>Some country-fag kids steal beer from bully's father's shed
>Bully's father get imprisoned for "giving to minors" or whatever
>Whole town is in an uproar
>I was ecstatic
No regrets, that fucker deserved it.
This happened the year I graduated from this school. I guess you could call it a tragedy for these kids futures.
your friend totally blew it on that one
>school got shot up a few years before I got in
>kid died in a car accident
Not related but funny
>school gets a threat of getting shot up
>second bell comes around
>people are literally running out the doors and away from the school (after second bell was when it was supposed to happen)
>like, some of the biggest, toughest dudes fucking running away like panises
>parents pulling their kids out of school
>school can't punish everyone for running out so they declare it a day off
>mfw I could have walked out that day with no consequences
> Nice, likable kid one year ahead of me rear-ends a car full of degenerates while he was on his way back from youth group
> They car-jack him, beat him, drive him to an indian reservation, beat him some more, and kill him
This site has the daughter of one of the shit-heads who killed him trying to defend her father's actions:
>Autistic kid shoots ex girlfriend with a wrist mounted crossbow
My friend is still going to my old college, and it was presentation day about medieval history. Some kid brought a loaded goddamn crossbow in for his presentation. It ended up going off and going through a wall, almost killing someone walking down the hall. He was kicked out of college and charges were pressed.
At my high school
>Wrestling team was hazing freshmen
>Shoved a broomstick up someone's ass
>Ended up snapping off and killing him
>Funeral was really hard to sit through and not laugh
>everyone joked how the teacher looked like a pedophile
>he did some kinda of questionable things with one of my friends but really it was just innocent and made for decent inside jokes
>years after graduating I hear he gets arrested for sexually assaulting a student
>gets fired and last I heard he worked at a Staples or CVS
Turns out he didn't do anything, the girl just didn't like him so she made it up to get him fired
If whites are the "superior race" how come they, and you, can't take a joke.
You are worse than a tumblrina and a feminist.
Go rant about it on tumblr, you obviously can't take jokes.
Mfw a bleach mix I made for chem broke down so the bottle was mostly chloride gas
Had to get everyone out of the classroom and use the fume cabinet to open it because it was under so much pressure and the room still stank of rotten eggs for weeks
>decide its funny to write something on bathroom wall
>"anon is a faggot"
>yes, I used my own fucking name
>small liberal (jewish heavy) school FLIPS THE FUCK OUT
>start massive investigation
>they start asking me if im psychologically okay, and ensuring they'll catch whoever wrote that
>at this point im too scared of consequences, so i just pretend cry
>school revokes bathroom privileges for the entire student body
>except for me
>give me my own private master key for the bathrooms
>shit like a king for the rest for the school year
the only real exciting things that happened at my school (2008-2012)
>some douche chad did his own headlight wiring in his truck and it caught on fire in the parking lot
>married art teachers, the husband fucked a female student
>the weirdo kid had a hitlist, got sent to the alternative school
>bonus, the summer after graduation some degenerate stole another kid's drugs and then OD'd
no real loss there
A new kid who recently started school (we were around six I believe) drowned in a birthday party a girl in my class has in the local swimming pool arena. He ran, slipped, hit his head and died.
In sixth grade a kid who was 2 years younger than me got raped by another kid 4 years older than him. Friend of mine witnessed it and reported it to the police.
When I went to highschool an immigrant got stabbed to death by a drunk gang looking for a fight.
And all this in a quiet european town in bumfuck nowhere.
>some kid does a WW2 presentation for college speech class
>brings a drilled out grenade for his speech
>but he didn't even bother to tell the prof about it
>mid speech he pulls it out and everyone freaks out
>come on guys it's inert
Was a dumb thing to do, he got in trouble but it cleared up
>>Funeral was really hard to sit through
Why, did you have a broken broom stuck in your ass?
>14 years old
>Class was finally over
>Head towards the drinking fountain before riding home
>There's a little queue
>At some point I put my hand on the wall
>I realize that I touched someone's spit
>That green-ish mucus on my hand
>I almost throw up right there
>Run to the bathroom
>Wash my dozens of times
>I pick up my bicycle and rush back home
>Almost got run over by a truck on the way
>Keep on washing my hand with alcohol, soap, anything that I can get
Took me a whole week to be confortable with my hand again.
>some kid does heroin before showing up
>he decides it would be a good idea to also take about 5 Viagra
>he is raging the whole party
>the next day he doesn't show up to school
>find out that his erection lasted for more than 4 hours and instead of calling his doctor he made the boner go away himself with a pair of scissors
>his mom found him passed out in a pool of blood with his dick nearby about 7 hours after he did it
>he survived but they couldn't reattach his wiener
Stay away from those drugs kids
>seedy fucking guy
>know the girl
still hung out with him once or twice before what happened. Girl was one of those scene emo types. Knew her from elementary school though.
>I'm leaving this shit hole in 5 months
>normal day at school
>eating shitty cafeteria lunch
>check snapchat on phone
>see fatass girl from class sucking on another teen's micropenis
>literally jamming all 5 chins into poor kid's thigh
Pic not related
Everyone heard about it, it was national news for weeks. Then Paris happened and it was forgotten.
>all those entitled shits on Twitter whining that Paris was taking attention off of their nonsensical plight
I have a few stories, mostly uninteresting, but these are from the school district/the school I went to
>me and my brother went to the same school, tech school not in my town
>before I was admitted, bro's freshman year
>weird kid in his class
>one day kid brought a taser into school and a list with names on it
>never heard from again
>not sure if my bro was on the list
>get admitted into tech school
>be junior or senior year, I forget
>two kids don't like each other for some reason
>one is a typical Chad but a spic
>other is a degenerate stoner
>walk past each other in the hallway and just start fighting
>security guard and teachers break it up
>both kids suspended for at least a week
>first fight at the school in at least a decade
>the Chad is applauded in the class he comes into
>some fag kid and friend of stoner reports the entire class under the HIB laws (Some stupid NJ shit look it up)
Now these are from the town school I didn't go to, one is from the high school, the other is from an elementary school
>dad is a CS major, used to work for HP before getting laid off in recession
>gets high paying job as administrator of the tech department
>basically gets paid 6 figures to fix dumbass problems
>believe he was only a year into his position
>has access to all the security cameras
>one of the janitors is suspected to be "cutting time" on his shift
>basically means he's having someone clock him in and out while he's not at work
>dad and janitorial supervisor watching on the cameras during his shift
>find him smoking pot on duty as well
>tell the local PD and they set up a sting
>basically my dad and janitorial supervisor watching in a van while cops sit in another waiting to make an arrest
>guy pulls out magazine for storing doobies
>cops walk in casually and bust him
>guy rats out his partner for dealing him it
>all the while my dad and supervisor are singing "bad boys"
And finally the last story
>dumb ass nigger goes to convenience store with friends
>has to cross busy highway
>someone is able to make it to the store
>on the way back kid gets shmeedled by passing car
>turns out the driver was another student
>rumors that the kid was high
>guy driving got off since it was an accident
>funny because the pedestrian bridge wasn't that far away