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>girls would rather break their bones than go out with me

I can't senpai.

I'm done.

I give up. I will never have a gf.
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She might be into you considering she seems to rant more than you in the text.

Shit happens.
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>>25524492
This is actually imo possible
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>>25524492
Exactly. Give her one more chance, if not then bail.
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>>25524438
offer to visit her in the hospital you homo. (as long as she does not already have a bf, dont cuck yourself)

bring a movie and some icecream, make jokes. when its over talk to her for ~30-45 mins.

then leavr, and say "when you get out we should do this again some time"

if she agrees you are in.

are you guys all gay?
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>>25524961
>"when you get out we should do this again some time"

call me next time you break a bone!
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>>25524961
Basically this. Just don't act like its a date, just get chocolate ice cream and watch shitty movies together.
I mean shitty good movies, like the room. If you turn on birdman or something, she wont say a damn thing.
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>>25524438
Broken tailbone means no doggystyle
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>>25525210
yeah you dumbass its called a joke
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>>25524961
I'd assume no boyfriend cause I got her number from tinder
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>>25525577

i told you my nigga

just dont be too insistent or anything and make it weird.

(also dont listen to the dude that said watch The Room. Youre gonna have to suck it up and watch a RomCom)

Also when you do it, bring her a chocolate or a sweet that you know she likes, but ONLY if she has told you before or it is a well known fact

(Aka she has said "OMG i totally love choco toco's" directly to you or in earshot. Do not sayu "Oh i brought you a toblerone like i seen you eating in the fb picture from 2 years ago")
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>>25525776
She says her favorite food is Mexican which is why that was my suggestion.

Not really sure how to respond since she said shes out but eventually going back in.
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>>25525839
thats legit then thats fine

Just say "Awesome! Let me know when youre down :)" or some such thing
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Highly unlikely she made up this elaborate excuse.
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Bro, she's telling the truth. No girl puts that much effort into a lie.
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>>25525839

write:

> sounds good, i can't wait! i was hoping you would say that. you know im used to girls rejecting me, so that you might like me feels pretty amazing. sorry for the rant XD
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>>25525577

This is just so bad

Quit doting over her you pathetic obsequious loser, save that shit for when you're in a relationship. No girl wants this.
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>>25525962

OP, DO NOT say this, please for the love of God.
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>>25525962

OP, DO NOT say this, please for the love of God. It reeks of desperation.
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>>25525962
dont do this. Holy kek, hes trying to screw you over. DO NOT DO THIS I REPEAT
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>>25524438
She's telling the truth
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>>25525962

OP, DO NOT say this. It reeks of desperation.
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>>25525962

OP thats a solid answer. post results
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>getting this worked up over ANAL CYST GIRL
R9k, have some fucking self respect
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>>25525962
im not that autistic family
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Holy shit all this coordinated effort to secure op a gf itt is like watching a dog try and chew peanut butter. God luck OP, and godspeed, you marvellous autists.
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>>25527005
You said
>lunch date

good job you did well robot i'm proud of you. you established that you wanted it to be a date instead of just asking for lunch. good job girls love this shit.
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>>25526143
>>25526920

what do? fuck it, im gonna try, chick dig that nice guy talk in my experience. not all, but this one might.
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>>25527005
post pic of her desu senpai
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>>25527005
I'm proud, anon.

Also post pics. Is she qt?
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>>25527089
her on the right

me on the left
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>>25527005
>lunch date

I'm proud of you, senpai.
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>>25527203
Y-you aren't a roastie, right...?
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If she were into you, she wouldn't be talking about her cyst. It's the same thing when a girl burps around you on purpose: it's her showing she considers you as a pathetic orbiter and nothing more.
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>>25524961
Every day I get a bit gayer. No homo desu senpai
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>>25527628
not me on the left
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