>girls would rather break their bones than go out with me
I can't senpai.
I give up. I will never have a gf.
offer to visit her in the hospital you homo. (as long as she does not already have a bf, dont cuck yourself)
bring a movie and some icecream, make jokes. when its over talk to her for ~30-45 mins.
then leavr, and say "when you get out we should do this again some time"
if she agrees you are in.
are you guys all gay?
Basically this. Just don't act like its a date, just get chocolate ice cream and watch shitty movies together.
I mean shitty good movies, like the room. If you turn on birdman or something, she wont say a damn thing.
I'd assume no boyfriend cause I got her number from
i told you my nigga
just dont be too insistent or anything and make it weird.
(also dont listen to the dude that said watch The Room. Youre gonna have to suck it up and watch a RomCom)
Also when you do it, bring her a chocolate or a sweet that you know she likes, but ONLY if she has told you before or it is a well known fact
(Aka she has said "OMG i totally love choco toco's" directly to you or in earshot. Do not sayu "Oh i brought you a toblerone like i seen you eating in the fb picture from 2 years ago")
im not that autistic family
good job you did well robot i'm proud of you. you established that you wanted it to be a date instead of just asking for lunch. good job girls love this shit.
her on the
right me on the left
Y-you aren't a roastie, right...?
If she were into you, she wouldn't be talking about her cyst. It's the same thing when a girl burps around you on purpose: it's her showing she considers you as a pathetic orbiter and nothing more.