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>you're at gamestop with your mom
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>you're at gamestop with your mom

> this guy walks up and slaps your ass

>What do you do?
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bear in mind he's 5"1 and weights 95 pounds
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No shirt, no shoes no service. Sic the manager on his ass
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kick his ass then say pinche murricahn
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>>25524054
"what's up qt? At least buy me take out first"
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>>25524054
he's pretty cute op, I'd go for him
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If ass is fat, then bone.
If not, then punch.
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>>25524054
>at gamestop
>with my mom

scenarios that never happened
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>>25524054
pound in his throat with my dick then pinch his nose close and shove it deep while i nut.
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>>25524054
is this guy British? sure I spoke to this ugly fuck on Grindr when I was looking for traps lol
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>>25524301
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WHAT IF SITUATION! OF COURSE THIS WOULD NEVER 'APPENED

JUST ANSWER THE FOOKEN QUESTION, YA DICK 'EAD!
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>>25524810
Nope, Just some faggot who is selling his boipucci for money
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>>25525133
Badly memed my friend
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>>25524054
"Sorry I'm not into manlets"
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>>25524054
his boipussi
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>>25524054

Bury my dick in his fat brown boipussy
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>>25524054
Check his id to make sure rape is legal.
Commence hard rape on Fallout standee.
Nobody cares because gamestop
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ITT: sexually frustrated neckbeards who would go gay in an instant
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I FLASH MY BOYPUSS AND STEAL HIS CUMMIES
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>>25524054
tell my mom
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>call the cops
>inform the manager I feel violated and betrayed
Pretty much blow the whole thing out or proportion making that guys life a hell and try to get as much free shit off gamestop as possible by playing the ultra victim.
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>>25526250
i'm already gay you dipshit
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>OH MY GOOOOOD THIS MAN HAS GRABBED MY BUTTT SOMEBODY HELPPPP

Wait for the white knights to do their job and then go on with my life.
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>>25526250

>He's not gay already
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>>25526371
>is mentally ill
>has the nerve to insult others

lmao
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>>25526377
>he's mentally ill
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>>25524054
>fuck pizza
>eat dog
>kill girl
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>>25526382
>>25526404

>Analbliterated straightfag crying "mental illness" because he will never belong to the homo masterrace

Enjoy your lifetime of cucking and alimony, friend.
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>>25526490
enjoy eating poop and jizz
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>>25526561
enjoy [not] eating period blood and queefs
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>>25526404
>>25526382
Fox and the grapes. Good luck dealing with people that could literally never understand you on every level.

>>25526561
enjoy eating fungus and piss. Fungus. FUCKING fungus can grow in there. It is a LITERAL petri dish how are you not even slightly grossed out by that fact, and women expect you to eat them out if they suck you off, no one really expects you to eat ass
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>>25526645
>>25526664

I can't hear you over the aids, shared blood and semen, and slow degeneration
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>>25526763
>shitposting
>not good at it

get a load of this moosefucker
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>>25526800
Sounds like the only moosefucker here is you, kiddo
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>Let out a soft and surprised yelp-type noise
>turn around and look at him for a second and then quickly dart my eyes away and look down at my feet
>walk away from him while curling my hair in my fingers like I do when I'm nervous
>ask my mom if we can leave now
>too shy and scared to make eye contact with him again as we're leaving
The usual reaction
i'd be creeped out but also really confused, why would he do that to me. Why do people do stuff like that?
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>>25526763
>aids,
it's called protection
> shared blood
wut
>and semen
that's kinda a given what's your point? Of course you'd exchange sexual fluids,

and slow degeneration
the memes are too real 4 u senpai
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>>25526839
never reply to me again unless you have something to contribute
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>>25526906
You are a waste of life
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>>25526879
You do realize anal sex is unnatural and leads to a bleeding of the rectum and thus is fetish for the mentally ill which is why aids is prevalent in the faggot community
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>>25526973
prostate stimulation too good and idk what kinda dry sex you're having where you have bleeding rectums. Unless you take a horse cock with no lube and no ass training, there's almost zero tearing.

Same can be said about fucking women desu. You're fucking/eating where an unused unborn child is leaked out every month. Again how are you not grossed out by vagina?
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>>25527036
>Again how are you not grossed out by vagina?

Because it's the way things are meant to be. Like an outlet and a plug, it can't get more simple than that. The chances of STDs, drug abuse, tattoos, and general unhappiness among the homosexual community are drastically greater than that of the straight community. Not to mention gay men are pretty much used goods by the time they're in their thirties. Mental illness is a sad thing ;_;
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>>25524054
>he will never scream "AH~ PAPI! SI! MAS! AAAH~" as you pound his boipucci from behind
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>>25527120
>The chances of STDs,
Nowhere near as much sex ed for gays
> drug abuse
Gotta find some way to deal with the pain of people wanting you dead for LITERALLY no other reason then you simply existing and wanting some that makes them uncomfortable but doesnt really affect them in the slightest

>tattoos
not sure what this has to do with anything as long as it's not some super all over the body yakuza shit or little stars on the ankles, tattoos aren't bad.

>and general unhappiness among the homosexual community are drastically greater than that of the straight community.
Doubt that with more and more women saying they're unhappy. Gays live a life free of literally your entire reason of existence and that makes you upset, I get it.
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>>25527262
Faggots should be used for firewood
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>>25527285
Agreed, a bundle of sticks should be used as firewood. Homosexual humans should be treated no differently than you and probably a little better because if you didn't mean a literal bundles of sticks, you're a shit human being.
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>>25527356
I meant homosexuals
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>>25527383
Yeah, then you're a shit human being that should be put down like the incompetent worm you are.
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>>25524054
Shoot him in the fucking face with a desert eagle. He reels back, but I intentionally miss a vital spot and just blow his jaw off. He falls, I kick him in the chest and stab him five times, fifth stab I keep the knife in. I kick his ribs in with steel toe boots and stomp his forehead in. Then I take a bone saw and cut off his right leg. I make one long incision on his other leg, and pin the wound open with rusty fucking nails, then I pour chlorine in the wound. I shove a tiny, thin piece of glass up his dick hole and then shatter it, I take a hammer and viciously beat his stomach with it, hitting so hard it busts a hole in it, getting blood everywhere. I get in my truck and run him over 100 times, then I put the two front wheels parked on his limp corpse and do a burn out directly on the body. After a full day of this, I put it in reverse so that I can get it off the corpse. I whip my dick out, and I piss on it, then I take a shit on it. I rip off his tounge and shove it in his exposed chest cavity, pour kerosene on it and then light it on fire. I perform a riverdance on the corpse to put the fire out [I'm wearing fire proof gear] then I take a knife and stab him over and over and over. Finally, I take a selfie with his corpse in the background, then jack off to his mutilated body.
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>>25527408
>mentally ill undesirable telling normal well adjusted citizen to be put down

lel, tell it to the psych ward
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>>25527408
>if you make fun of faggots you're incompetent
>faggot logic

You guys have the minds of women
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>>25527446
>normal well adjusted
You're on r9k, I sincerely doubt that you are. And you just said fellow humans should be burned to death. That's not well adjusted in the slightest...

>mentally ill undesirable
too much projecting there, friend. I'm neither.

>>25527512
>make fun = say should be put to death
>retard logic
You have a pretty warped sense of what "making fun of" means.

I don't know what else to call someone who says a person should be put to death for something completely out of their control, other than incompetent , retarded, or mentally ill.
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>>25527430
Yeah well I'd tell him no.
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Straighties getting mad itt

>Masculine white men are still seen as the ideal, not the enemy
>Hooking up is much easier
>Men know what pleasures men so the sex is better
>Prostate stimulation
>Literally zero chance of an unplanned pregnancy and child support
>No pressure to get married, divorce, and pay alimony every month
>Not required to conform to the rigid standards of being a "real man"
>You can pursue interests straight men would mock and bully you for having
>No need to pretend that you care about women or their "problems"
>Able to call out feminists and racebaiters with near-impunity thanks to minority status
>AIDS is barely even a concern anymore thanks to condoms and PrEP, unless you're going out of your way to get bare backed by niggers you'll be fine

Straight men come home. Let homosexuality be your light in the darkness.
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tfw all these straight boys will never have a partner who fully understands you, doesn't refuse sex, isn't jaded by third wave feminism, doesn't get fat after 25 and doesn't go ape shit insane once a month
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