How do I start a conversation with a girl on tinder

"I'm 6'4 and have a 10 inch penis."

>>25523940
Call yourself Tyrone.

User name should have 420 in it

Be Chad, she'll start it for you :^)

I honestly have no idea. Almost 100 matches and not a single number, date' ONS' nothing

hey, what's up? (followed by her reply)

then:
"straight to business, favorite burger joint? drinks afterwards are on me"

easy navigating afterwards m8

>>25523940
be chad

comment totally not unoriginal

>>25524094
jesus christ this is awful in so many ways

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>>25523940
Woah woah one step at a time, you need matches first. ;D

>>25524125
Not him.

It's common etiquette to explain when you say something is bad. The more you know.

are you good looking?

in case you're not, don't even try, even if they liked you.

they use this just to show off to friends and "look what a creep"

>>25524214
I got matches f a m

I'm just autistic as fuck

>>25524217
Literally every guy says whats up or how are you doing. Unless youre more attractive than her 40 other daily matches, shesunlikely to even respond to that

>>25524094
>>25524094
>>25524094
This. Or literally just hold your your spaghetti while you message them and you can't fuck it. Guess this doesn't apply if you're hideously deformed/fat in which case you should probably just /suicide

>>25524304
>"A-HOY THERE LASSY, BE YOU A SPERMIN' FER ME WHALE?"

>>25523940
>"Hey babe you dtf? ;)"

>>25524295
you just need to be a special snowflake and stick out or have a common interest.

>>25524217
I'm not hurt by the other poster otherwise. I've never used Tinder anyways.

>>25524405
And it shows

I usually go with some nonsensical observation/joke based on their profile/pictures. I probably get a response half the time, followed by varying levels of conversation, until I inevitably ask them to meet up then never message them again. Tinder a shit.

>>25524444
ooo nice get

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"What are you looking for?"*

After she tells you and you're alright with it reply,

"Good me too. Hey listen I'll be at X at Y am/pm, you're welcome to join me."

If she agrees, ask for her number. If she gives them to you, don't get giddy, it's just a number. Text her saying ,"Hey it's Z, hope to hear from you."

Leave it at that. Go to the place that you specified with the soul purpose of just having a nice meal by yourself without the womanese buzzing in your air.

If she shows up, cool. Be comfortable, and give off a non-judemental vibe and be yourself.**

If things went well, don't be afraid to make the first move. Also, don't take her too seriously.

If you gotten this far, congrats! You had a nice date, you might have a potential mate on your hands!

My general rule of thumb is to text her only when you've got plans of seeing her. No binge texting over night, you'll just burn out the spark even faster. Sure she's hot and she might seem interested, but you have to keep her at bay. Don't come off needy.

*Assuming she replies back, if not, move onto the next girl. Tinder is full of shallow people who are all about looks and just want to fuck anyway, but even a blind squirrel can find a nut.

** Be a version of yourself worth being.

Hope this helps

Message the single moms and tell them you want to make another kid with them. Works everytime.

I've gotten most of my tinder dates with a simple "hi how's it going"

Sometimes I go with "you are absolutely cute"

A couple of times I would start by commenting about one of their pictures and that got me laid once.

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Like this OP

WORKS EVERYTIME

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Talking to women online is hard, since they have 100 other messages waiting. This bitch unmatched be soon after.

Why the fuck she didn't tell me what music she liked?

>>25524998
How many girls have you banged through tinder?

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>>25525123
>Fiesty.
>Bang your head against the wall.
>Obviously means she wants to peg you hard enough to make you hit the head board.

Mmm, what a keeper.

>>25524765
Garbage.
Im 514 matches and 7 one night stands deep into tinder this is what i do. First thing i say is related to sex insome way, i feel them out and determine how prude theyare my prudest line is talking about our future kids, if she doesnt bite i move on im only looking for sluts, if she bites i continue on the idea of sex till i get their number then i text them something like "i put you in my phone as gaping asshole" whatever they reply i leave it, wait a couple days ask them if they want to have sex on x day meet up with them and fuck them

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Most women go on tinder for an ego boost, OP. They will either unmatch you, stop replying, or not give a response.

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Fullsized image

https://youtu.be/48EiVFq2K58?t=2m20s

even manlets aren't safe.

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Do what I do Op
Just takes time and patience.

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>forgetting about betachad

oh, have we already forgotten the past? are we doomed to repeat these mistakes? Let us remember you, betachad, from here on out.

robots, I have an genuine question. Is paying hookers to get off, off the table? If so, why?

>>25525545
Not if you buy two at once. Only then is it acceptable.

>>25525595
I've got the cash for it. I'd rather do that than
give bitches like >>25525324 anymore unwarranted ego boosting validation.

>>25525652
Do it my man. What's there to regret? You fuck two decent girls and do whatever the fuck you want to them.

>>25525691
Nothing at all. I'm just a little surprised that I don't see robots talking about it much on this board.

>>25525162
Probs cuz she's pleb and self conscious

>>25525834
They're too beta to see a hooker. They want to "lose it when it's right"

>>25523940
How do I even get matches on Tinder?
I only got matched with a 6/10 and that's because she thought I was someone she met.
Am I just ugly?

>>25525162
She said you were Chad, she was ready to be throat fucked and munch on your shit. You instead responded like a beta faggot and asked about her interests.

>>25525935
>They want to "lose it when it's right"
They really gotta rip that band-aid off. There's no such thing in this day and age.

>>25523940
Ask what's the biggest dick she's had.

Anyone using tinder is trashy as hell, yourself included. I'm assuming you want to fuck sluts, so just tell them you want sex. They're probably desperate enough that you don't need to put on airs.

>>25526127
This is sad but true

>>25526127
>>25525935
I'm also gonna buy a hooker but losing it "the right way" isn't really beta unless that's how they go about trying to do it. Your biological imperative is to lose it by convincing a girl you're good enough to simulate procreation. Going out and buying it like a carton of milk is the reason why some guys come out of buying a hooker feeling slightly empty. The confidence boost comes from the fact that you took the chances necessary to come to the point where you lost your virginity.

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bitches dont like bitches lmoa

ey bby u wan sum fuk?