Out of random people I have talked with online for a long time they always say they can't place me anywhere and it is like I am an excistance completely unlike other, they can't say am I dumb or smart, charismatic or creepy, confusing or innovating, wise or deranged, they alwasy say that I am both, it's like I am a scale tilting in both directions against all logic.
Which can mean something negative or I have just talked with really dumb people but it's all I have to work with desusempai
>>25523688 I'm decent looking for a fatass apparently. I can draw. I'm working on a video game.
I think my ability to accept people for who they are as well as my extremely unpredictable, weird jokes makes people stick to me despite not being very talkative. They like having someone they can tell anything to without feeling judged.
>>25523688 The few good qualities I have also contribute to generally how much of a fucking loser I am. I'd say I'm pretty empathetic and understanding. I don't end up hating the people /r9k/ hates and try to treat people as individuals as best as I can. I guess I could also say I am "emotionally mature" too.
But at the same time I am a weak willed, spineless submissive beta who hates himself and resents and is not particularly trusting of others. I am an extremely emotional individual too, but that a lot of the time isn't a good thing.
Who am I fucking kidding, all I am literally saying is I am not a total dick. Big fucking deal. All the other "redeeming qualities" people might say I have aren't things that I view that I have to a significant degree. Just because I'm not failing classes and am not ACTUALLY mentally retarded doesn't mean I am smart. I'm just some faggoty pseudo intellectual shit.
>>25523688 Those are very relative questions, but then again I tend to have a much lower opinion of myself than others do. I've been told that I'm funny and good at carrying conversations (over digital means anyway). A lot of people also view me as an extrovert but I strongly disagree with that as I'm just loud and direct when I do talk to people. Most of all though people tell me I'm a kind and caring individual, which makes me happy because I actively try to be a "good" person.
>>25523688 I'm somewhat charming, with a tender, caring and devoted nature. An artistic spirit and a rather peculiar character. Be it from simple philosophy to actual occult or interest in soviet music (and more, military, history and politics too). Speaking of which I can sing quite well considering I've been told to have a lovely voice. Besides my vocal range is somehwat decent, from a bit lower and raspy tone to a higher, innocent one. I have also been told I speak in poems, which relates more to my odd and chaotic melancholic attitude, and with that vague speech or writing, overall hazy tought and emotion patterns. I'm often told of intelligance, but I have my doubts. Despite my aloof first impressions I easily open up to people I find dear, sparking with lots of passion and sharing kind warmth of heart. Is this any good or should I give up?
Shock value humor is the best. Setting them up takes time though. Without proper setup I'm takin seriously and people are shocked in a not-so-funny way.
I also give great advice and am a great listener. Funny about that. I hold the lowest position in my family unit but am the one that knows everyones dirt and helps them better themselves and am trusted with all the stuff thats important. like funerals and stuff.
>>25524838 I feel bad for not feeling this.. I just hope things get better for all of You folks. But even though You might not believe in Yourselves, know that others are aware of Your charms and values. There's plenty of them, and what else if not to cherish them. Cheers'
>>25524936 Just to let you know, all this does is make people like us feel worse. We are old enough to know that there aren't redeemable features with us, and in my case, there aren't even others around me, let alone others who think I have any value.
>>25525042 I don't believe that, I might be naive as fuck but I'm more then sure there are great things about every and each folk. The only thing I can do is say that I'm sorry if I make someone feel only worse. But fuck this for I do not believe for a person not to have good values. Sure there might be none to tell You or raise the awareness of them, my bad cause I can't talk right for shit. But there is just no way for You folks not to have wonderous charms, beauties and values about Yourselves. So what I meant more was that no matter how hopeless You might think and feel about Yourself, You're wrong, as said there's lots to be cherished. Sorry for saying anything wrong, but the few things I know for certain, this would be one of them.
it really is hard to think what they are. I'm not good at anything other than being a cunt, i don't know how to have friends, I regret everything I do, I'm unlikeable, I'm not funny unless making fun of yourself is, and i'm quiet and don't really affect the people around me. i'm just kind of there
I'm educated, funny, will put up with your shit for the most part, love to cook, great with kids, etc. I'm not sure if it makes me interesting, but I'd be a good mom and wife, which I'm sure matters to some people.
>>25523688 Play guitar and piano Good at math Was good at drawing but pretty much dropped it Can be funny but only with the right people I get called smart a lot but I don't think I'm that smart or anything
>>25525436 Hunh, glad to know, thank You kindly. On the other side, sorry to hear what You went through. Nothing else then hope and wish for the best. And at last do and encourage what's in one's might.
I felt the same and switched to current events with slipping some puns in. I end up feeling like a shitbag when I poke fun at other people so always made fun of myself. Everyone else did too, so theres that.
>i can cook a steak >i make 108k usd after taxes >i dont have less than the first standard dev iq of the US >My toe and fingernails are trimmed and polished >i am 200lbs at 5'9 but my fat is distributed well and dont have bitch tits (classical beer gut and unttained muscles since college) >im 32, so yeah i dont trip about social anxieties and dont succumb peer pressure
>>25525517 Pretty much all my hobbies and passions are on a basic level outside of obviously being interested in them are a means of an emotional relief and escapism that are unlikely to make me "successful" in life.
>I can juggle, walk on my hands, back handspring and some other stuff like that. >pretty decent at general computer stuff, like networking, programming, general troubleshooting. I'm certified to teach CCNA. >I can read and write upside down, backwards, and upside down and backwards all at relatively the same speed. >used to be able to talk backwards, but haven't practiced since I was a preteen (used to play with an 8 track recorder a lot) >can play guitar passably well and can learn songs by ear pretty quickly if they're not incredibly technical. >can tune a guitar without aid within a quarter step, though sometimes my pitch memory is a bit wonky due to less practice. Used to be better. >I can pick up most objects I can grab with one hand using my foot. >can chug a beer from a mug in about 1 second. Can do 2 in about 4. Cannot do 3 without vomiting. >have this inhereted super alcohol tolerance that means when I got drunk for the first time and drank something like 25 beers plus however many shots and only weighed 125lbs, I didn't die or need to be hospitalized. I used to drink like this a few times a year, though I almost never drink now. >was basically a ninja. Could move/jump/land silently and scale nearly impossible walls without any tools (just a running start). Could scale fences or front handspring/vault over them if they were short enough.
That's all I got off the top of my head. I used to practice riding a unicycle, but never got very far. I used to be a lot cooler/more athletic than I am now.
>>25525326 I feel the same way except for the "I don't really affect the people around me" part.
I get so bored of not being involved in anything or having anybody around me, so I act on boredom and do something that'll give me some sort of enjoyment. Unfortunately, afterwards, what I did usually hurt/annoyed/bothered someone in someway.
>>25523688 My redeeming quality is that I can fix almost anything. That doesn't exactly make me interesting, but I have a big collection of little machines and I can talk a lot about each one. Might be interesting to some. Not to women, though.
>>25525649 Go on YouTube and search "how to cook (dish you want to cook)". There will be hundreds of videos on any given recipe. Mystery solved.
It boggles my mind that people have no idea how to do shit like search for videos to learn how to do something, when the information is less than a second away. It's not like you have to go to the library and check out a book or even make a purchase. The only excuse is that you don't really want to learn, or your dumb as a brick.
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