>"Oh,anon, its been such a perfect day! I'm so glad

when we gonna fuck?

>tfw no heroin to od on

>>25522621
My girl gets depressed literally any time I'm not with her.

Girls are crazy.

>>25522621
Why do you sit on your ass all day and make up fake unrealistic scenarios?

>>25522714
that won't fucking last, she'll either drive you crazy or snap and then drive you crazy.

"I loved the bit where we drank sangria in the park. Then later when it got dark website came home"

Is she subtly referencing the song "Perfect Day" by lou reed?

If so pls be my gf

>>25522760
>>25522755
She has severe depression nerds, you need you need to show some support you virgins

>>25522746
7 months so far. She does drive me a little crazy but the sex is 13/10 so I'm dealing with it for now.

>>25522714
does she at least worship your dick?

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YOU JUST KEEEEP ME HAAAANGING ON

YOU JUST KEEEP ME HAAAAANGING ON

>>25523088
Constantly. she plays with it while I'm asleep, takes it up the butt, constantly dirty talks and texts with me at work begging me to come home and fuck her. I literally haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex in 7 months, not even when she's sick. she also lets me take pictures of us having sex and sends me any dirty picture I request while I'm away, wears a collar and calls me "master". like I said, 13/10

>>25522621
shut up you fucking roastie, you have no clue how depression really feels like
fucking normies turning depression into the sadness meme triggers me

>>25523458
livin the dream

>>25523458
And can I ask why you're in this board you fucking normie

>>25523458
Post pics as proof

>>25523458
She's also a 300 pound whale, but you can leave that out.

>>25523458
Guarantee she cuts herself

>>25523458
My gf does this occasionally and it annoys me tbqh f a m. i know she has urges too but I REALLY only enjoy talk like that when I'm horny

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>>25523679
>>25523761
Tharr she blows capn ahab. The 95 pound whale :^)

>Hanging on?

that's an interesting choice of words your using there roasty. Now lets continue orr day together.

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>>25523783
No self harm but she is somewhat crazy. Thats why the sex is great though

>>25524095
How does a peice of shit like you get a girl like that?

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>>25523646
I like to watch the betas seethe. I'm something of a big deal on /o/.

>they mostly despise me though

>>25524127

>a girl like that
>a girl
>girl

wew

>>25523964
nice bulge

>>25522714
is depressed a code word for being fucked by a black guy?

>>25523964
Post nudes fag

>>25524143
>no trans-am spoiler

>>25522621
"Now that I've done you favor, how about you do something nifty dafty for me?"

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>>25523964
>Thats psychotic 1000 yard stare

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>>25524164
>>25524236
>mistaking a mound in tight panties for balls
You guys must be microdicks to think that's a cock and balls and not a mons

>>25524127
Size meme maybe? I'm 6'3 and in okay shape and a 7.5" condom leaves like a half inch of my penis uncovered.

I also have a mean hustle

>>25524497
>7.5" condom leaves like a half inch of my penis uncovered.

YOU MONSTER.

>>25522621
DaMN senpai I miss Lou Reed

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>>25524425
Don't wanna cramp the c6s style putting the same spoiler on the c7.

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>>25524127
That ain't no woman...