What are my fellow robots drinking today? >inb4 I don't

>>25521663
started an hour ago, i'm halfway through a 24 pack of beers. not trying to get hammered but trying to lighten my mood.

>>25521720
are you obese anon? how much do you weight?

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>>25521663
Christ, that's a big bottle of voddie and a QT waifu.
Only problem with washing away sorrows is they come back twice as intense with a hangover and you can barely fight them off. Not worth it desu. Numbness is the way for me.

>>25521729
hahahahaha no i'm not obese. im at 63kg at 185cm, so i'm a tad underweight. (that's 138 pounds at 6'1" for americans).

i'm just used to drinking.

>>25521729
130lb I'm 6 foot manlet
>>25521754
>Hangovers
Not if you keep drinking

>>25521754
when the hangover sets in, you start drinking again or try and keep busy through it.

not that hard m8.

No one else is drinking? come on where my AAnons?

>>25521876
just us m8 what are you drinking to?

i might move on to my roommate's brandy if i run dry i've no money to buy more beer.

>>25521902
I just woke up its 5pm. I'm gonna grab a buzz before walking to my campus dining area, then ill eat. Then I'll drink until I wake up tomorrow.

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>>25521797
>>25521822
I'm sure a damaged liver will improve my quality of life greatly

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>>25521876
>>25521931
I forgot to get rid of my name from when I was shitposting on /int/ and /pol/

>>25521954
Start drinking slowly, over time your liver will be able to fight Isis on its own.

>>25521663
hows wagekekking turning out for ya

>>25521663
>vodka

Either 16-year-old girl or 45-year-old Russian.

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Just picked up pic related
It's supposed to be shit but it's the Only absinthe sold in my country so what can you do
I'm not drinking it tonight, I'm drinking generic vodka but I wanted to post it

>>25521985
Idk, you'll have to ask someone else.

I'm unemployed and my parents pay for my college.

>>25522012
Vodka is the best, its cheap, easy to drink, and you can drink it out of a water bottle in public.

>>25522015
Something about anime and liq just werks

>>25522039
45-year-old Russian then

>>25522015
looks nice. i remember when i used to play poker with some italian m8s back when i studied in paris, they'd have these little "absinthe droppers," you'd drop little amounts of super-strong absinthe into cheap champagne to get drunk immediately. those were the days man.

>>25521954
i'll trade momentary happiness for a lifetime of health and misery any day m8. you're in the wrong thread with that attitude.

>>25522072
Yes, I'm a 45 year old Russian man in an American university.

>>25521663
yo whos that semen demon in the picture i need to know

>>25522100
THIS IS MY WAIFU NO TOUCHY TOUCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw sober

Sometimes a bad and lonely feel

>>25522158
easily fixed.

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>>25522084
True, but you'll just be more miserable in the long run once alcohol ravages your body.

>>25522190
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, drink up pikaspurdo

>>25521663
Question, how does proofing work? Why are some things 80 proof and 100 proof?

>>25522249
its a measure of how much alcohol is kept in the beverage. 100 proof has 100% of the ethynol in it. but the drink can be 50% alc, so you have 100% ethynol alc mixed with an equal amount of water to give you 100proof 50% alc mix.

I'M BUZZED RN

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>>25522249
>>25522311
See? 50% 100proof

>>25522311
i miss psychedelics m8. they're the only thing that have ever made me consistently happy. if i had a constant acid supplier i wouldn't drink like i do.

>>25522311
>>25522372
Okok, I'm getting it. How can something be less than 100 proof then? Impure ethanol? Does being 100 proof just mean its literally alc and water?

>>25522379
I've always wanted to try LSD. but I feel like I would have a bad trip and get arrested.

>>25522405
100 proof and 100% alc means its just ethanol alc. The proof can go down from bad instilling processes.

i had two tallboys mixed with 7.5mg of kpin and like 4 zopiclone. i think i might black out when the pills kick in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHkG8IpFh50

>>25522409
do it with some m8s (assuming you have m8s, you really ought to if you're to try it). there's no such thing as a "bad trip," there's just "the trip." some parts are fun, some parts are a bit frightening but as long as you face everything with excitement and joy, as long as the music keeps being beautiful and enjoyable in the background then you'll just see a nicer side to life.

drop it around 4pm after hanging out with a friend the whole day, reassuring each other. stay positive. don't be afraid to say that you love them and you'll get love back.

and you won't get arrested. it isn't like people say, no one's about to jump out the window thinking they can fly m8.

It's not even 4pm. Come on anon, get your shit together. You cant be drunk all day.

I've got a half gallon of rum for tonight though.

>>25522500
friends huh...

> no one here drinking best drink - refrigerated frothy cum
Kinda gay tbqhwya

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>>25522372
>50%
fuuuuuuuuuu how long is that bottle gonna last you OP?

>>25522520
i can and i am and you can't fucking stop me m8

>>25522522
yeah that's another thing that's stopping me. it's not a drug that is easy to handle while alone.

>>25522520
Why? whats the difference? da or night im fdoing the same thing... sitting on my laptop shitposting on a stupid ficking malaysian ironing borasd comparrison website. might aswell make the days blend toghether until I realise im 60 and about to die.

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CAMO tall boy.
Tastes like ass but its perfect for broke robots to get fucked up on. 10.8% for a buck 25. It also helps that I'm 5'3" and only about 1 hundred and twenty pounds.

>>25522435
Oh, so the alcohol isn't "naturally" there in some drinks? From what I understand, 100 proof means that in the process of making the beverage, all alcohol produced is kept intact, with no impurities. What are those impurities then, if you don't mind me asking. Also what's the point of drinks with less than 100 proof? Is it cheaper, less intense? If the alc% is the same in 2 drinks, but the proofing is different, what difference does it make?

>>25522539
its 1.75 liters. I could down the whole thing but I'll throw it back up. i can take 10-16 shots before I pass out. it'll last me a good 2-4 weeks or so.

>>25522573
dude idfk im getting drunk rn, just buy 100 proof vodka, 50% will help you drink it by itself. unless your a pussy.

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>>25522584
How much did it cost you? Seems pretty intense drinking 50%

>>25522636
Lol tru, I might just Google it if I feel like not being lazy, if u want I can tell u what I learned

>>25522666
trips nice,

it normally costs like $20, im only 19, so I have to give this indian guy an extra $10 for it.

>>25522666
m8 shut the fuck up here's you're study plan
1. grab $30
2. walk to the supermarket
3. buy vodka and some chaser because it sounds like you can't drink it straight
4. start and see what happens

i'm sorry that you have to talk to the cashier for about 40 seconds but outside of that it's piss easy you can't research your way into booze you just get drunk man

dude alcohol lmao xD

>>25522694
enlighten me byt im too faded to care

>>25522734
> LE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD BRO I JSUT GOT THIS COOL NEW STRAIN BC DB BUD BRO WAOAA WOAW IM SLIKE SUPER HIGHHHHH!!!

>>25522710
I was just interested in how much such a big and high % bottle would cost. I'm 23 and finished with drinking, made a fool of myself enough times for one lifetime.

>>25522704
>>25522742
Kk senpai, maybe you'll remember. Also com 2 canada, our min age for the alc is 19 (unless you're not the same poster)

>>25522784
that's the benefit of drinking alone, i get the feeling without any of the social pressure.

>>25522784
a bottle of 151 bacardi in canada is 45 for a 26er

>>25521663
how do people manage to browse this shitty website without some kind of extensions to add some pretty css?

>>25522784
MY 1.75 liter 100 proof 50% smirnoff vodka would cost only about $20, and will last a newbie a good month.

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>>25522792
I'm fine with drinking here, I dont have to do too much work to get some liq, also I live in Florida so its too far.

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>>25522823
I use 4chanX

>>25522372
isn't the achivements of man kind amazing, ist the universe amazing? we have a container of liqued mann it doesnt move...........

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currently watching yuru yuri, hows r9k?

>>25523246
lonely.

this has been an original comment

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>>25523264
nice oc comment, have you gotten drunk yet?

>>25521663
love the wallpaper
great anime

everyday, I'm tempted to drink anti-freeze

>>25523328
no, antifreeze is expensive af, it tastes like ass, and it kills you. Just don't be a faggot and drink Vodka.

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>>25523301
NHK made me tear up...

>>25523280
i've finished the 24 pack and moved onto that brandy if that's what you're asking. yeah, i'll admit i hadn't intended on getting as drunk as i am all of a sudden.

>>25523352
>and it kills you
anon I think thats the point.

>>25523378
Nice, after I finish this episode, im gonna go eat.
>>25523379
There's better ways out.

>>25523406
i ought to get on that too, i haven't eaten all day.

episodes of what? is it an issue of if i don't watch anime, i just sit around all day drinking and listening to music.

>>25523511
yuru yuri its a stupid anime about middleschool lesbians trying to fuck eachother

>>25523328

why don't you? I think not dying and having a hole in your intestines sounds like a great idea

>>25523582
I don't feel like living most of the time thats all.

>>25523617

why not? what's so bad about your life?

>>25523636
I have no future,
no prospects, when my dad dies ill live on the street and then starve to death.

>>25523636
this is /r9k/ m8 you're just about to receive the same answers as every fucking time.

I have a little bit of a bottle of jack left. Not enough to get drunk, unfortunately. But I'll probably still finish it off tonight.

>>25523657

why don't you have a future?

maybe you really should kill yourself if it will only get worse

>>25523692
>why don't you have a future?
maybey its part of God's plan,
I once heard someone say sometimes someone's whole purpose in life is to be an example of what not to be.

>>25523730

what's so bad about life?

>>25522666
100 proof isn't that bad. then again i've taken shots of 190 proof everclear without negative side effects, though i wouldn't recommend it.

>>25523775
we've been doomed to live on this earth with the faculty to feel pain and sadness. we've become disillusioned once we realised these states were much more common than anything that made the state of living pleasurable. if you seek nothing then you swim in an endless sea of apathy, if you hold any ambition you feel it drown you every day as you realise how unfit you are to fulfil it. every state is mediocre in and of itself. homeostasis applies to anything of the body except for emotions. there is no lasting happiness and the workload becomes unbearable as we age.

it's not terrible, but it's a real drag m8.

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sheeeit. made a thread without checking the catalog.

>>25524062
It's fine, just drink.

>>25524062
i'm the only regular left here m8. i've been here for 2 hours.

drink yourself silly, we don't judge.

>>25524117
Alcohol is my only friend in these dark times... I call upon ethanol to guide me throughout my darkest hours.

I have finished eating, I'm going back to my dorm to divulge in binge drinking.

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>>25524110
>>25524117
word. I only have this left now

>>25524208
I don't have any friends, and those who talk to me only know the little string of lies I serve them so they'll like me. The chain folds forwards endlessly,

I'm so fucking lonely, but alcohol likes me and makes it ok to be alone for hours on in the day. What else could I ask for?

>>25524330
>What else could I ask for?
More alcohol.

>>25524388
That's called "more money" and that entails a job that stops me from drinking. I've got a good system on right now, why spoil a good thing? Besides I've only got another 15 or so years to keep this up before my liver finally allahu akbar's on me.

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This is my go to morning activity

>>25524488
champagne, faggot non alcoholic underage normie b& detected.

>>25524488
m8 you better be a pretty girl or you have no excuse to be drinking that swill

>>25524529
>the difference between champagne and cognac
lol

>>25524566
if there is no remy ill settle for hennessy

>>25524635
that's a good lad, i'm sorry i came off so aggressive.

all right, what are you and the rest of the boys here drinking to? what's your big unsolvable issue, lads?

I started at 745am with a bottle of popov but move svedka later. I'm trying to pace myself because I have plans for later but we'll see how that works out. Thinking about watching some animu while I wait but I think I might go to the library because I'll just end up too drunk if I stay home.
>tfw literally no willpower over alcohol

>>25524675
fookin voddie m8

>>25523366
HITORI BOCCHIIIIIIII
I'm sad now

I buy those same sized Smurnof bottles too cost me around $23 nd gives u 1.7 L of alc . I used to just buy two of those 700 ml buts its cheaper to just get that one instead . Currently getting over a hangover after an 8 day drinking binge just wasted 670 dollars only on Vodka nd beer i just tried to keep drinking to get rid of my hangover but my body wont hold it down anymore

>>25524758
we're all stuck in the NHK

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>>25524764
I feel you, we all feel you.

>>25521663
The second half of the 750 ml bottle of vodka I bought yesterday. I refuse to upgrade to the big bottles because I end up drinking hard for 4 days in a row.

>>25521663
I drink water.

>>25524837
im going down the same path rn

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>usually only drink small amounts (~33oz of 5% beer or similar)
>tried to properly drown my sorrows over Christmas and New Years
>get shitty headaches after a few hours of drinking
>drink more to try and make it go away
>get worse
>go to sleep
>hung over
>repeat

>mfw I can't even into alcohol properly

>>25521663
Jack Daniels and Dr. Pepper

A bottle of some good Cabernet Sauvignon. Later I'll have some Merlot or Pinot Grigio.

Of course I'm taking a little helper for the buzz, precisely a few pills of Lorazepam. They give you a remarkably better drunk experience.

I don't get why you take alcohol while you easily can pick up lsd, shrooms or mdma in the darknet.
Alcohol is more toxic than heroine and stops your brain from working instead of giving you a good time and nice visuals.

>>25524937
Have you ever done psychs or molly for several days in a row? It burns you out dude.

>>25524831
Yeah worst part is that the worst part of my hangover hasnt even started I still havent got the shakes , rapid hearbeat nd i get sleep paralysis so i end up waking up every few half hours in covered in sweat .
>>25524837
man how does the 1.7 l even last u a day and a half i always say im gonna pace myself so i dont drink nd do some stupid shit but i pass out nd wake up to my bottle either 1. Empty or 2. Three or four shots that i remembered to leave for myself so i have something to get rid of my hangover for a bit while i go to the store to buy more

>>25524937
Sleep is impossible for me if I take any drugs like that for at least 12-16 hours. I can't take that stuff unless I have some recovery time or I'll never be able to go to work

>>25525008
>How does the 1.7L last?
I wait to start drinking until 7 or 8 at night. That way I get tired before I do too much damage. But I drink fast enough I get quite drunk. Especially along with smoking weed.

>>25524879
Drink hard liquor, not beer.

>>25524963
Micro dosages

>>25525081
Fair enough,
I've heard good things about micro dosing.

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>>25525070
>get tired before u drink so u pass out faster
my man thats smart

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tfw had to stop drinking whiskey because I black out and become a complete asshole

>>25524879
what type of beer? do you drink enough water throughout the day?

>>25525647
Cheap lager. Probably not, my piss is often really dark.
Might try to have more water in the future, thanks.

>>25525072
Had a mix of rum, whiskey, liqueur, spiced wine and beer. Nothing over 40% though.
I'll probably give this a go sometime too, doing only 40%+ and see what happens.

>>25526002
Your piss should be a light lemonade color before you start drinking. It makes a huge difference. Also remembering to eat while you're drinking helps keep you going a lot.
Also, and most importantly
chug AT LEAST one large glass or bottle of water before you go to sleep. You will probably have to get up to piss at some point but OH MY GOD it helps the hangover.

>>25526158
>this
water and Gatorade before sleeping will cure ANY hangover

tfw they only thing you have to drink is water and a whiskey that tastes like liquid nuclear waste.. i got jewed by the liquor store

>>25526857
Do yourself a favor and go buy some sour mix or something man...

>>25526960
forgive my stupidity, but whats that?

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>>25527017
Pic related
You can buy it at pretty much any grocery store or liquor store.
Look up the drink "whiskey sour"
It will make even the worst whiskey drinkable, but you have to like sour lemonade esque flavor.
Try it for yourself, it's not gross like a sour warhead or anything like that. I enjoy it personally.

>>25527181
sounds good, i like sour stuff and ill definitely check it out.
thanks for the tip anon!

>>25521663

No mixer?...How the fuck do you even get it down then?

>>25527499
you dont be a pussy thats how, after the 3rd shot you dont even feel it.

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Cheap beer.
Steinburg
Not enough to get drunk and tastes like shit.
jfmst

>>25527017
don't bother with any mixes. just get yourself a few lemons. half freshly squeezed lemon juice, half whiskey. no more than two ice cubes. you can add simple syrup if you'd like

i'd also highly recommend sticking to straight bourbon or straight rye if you live in the US. all whiskey labeled as straight bourbon or straight rye, at least in america, must follow strict aging and bottling guidelines. because of this, you'll find that even the cheapest of the straight bourbons, such as old crow, do not taste bad. rather, they have little to no taste when compared to a bourbon aged longer. straight bourbon and straight rye must be aged for 2 years, must at least be 80 proof, must not have any additives (such as artificial color), and must meet specific mash bills. anything labeled as a blended whiskey, like early times, should be avoided. as long as you're drinking a straight whiskey, you should be able to drink it neat.

>>25521663
I wasnt going to drink tonight cause trying to watch weight, should I doe anon? I always feel happy and can actually fap when drunk

I only drink water, protein shake, and pre workout now. I'm trying out the fit meme. If you don't hear back from me that means I've drowned in pussy or possibly died in a weight lifting related accident because I don't have any friends to spot me.

>>25527622
How about you drink enough to kill yourself you attention seeking whore.

>>25527676
You do realize /r9k/ was always about the trips you dumbfag

>>25527571
>straight bourbon and rye
This.
And if you buy a flavored whiskey you're going to hate your life. The shittiest liquor is the flavored stuff. To mask the shitty flavor like febreeze on a dog turd.
>>25527654
Gl anon, may your gains be unstoppable

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>>25527571
gotcha, im just getting into whiskey so im in relatively new territory here. ive got a 16 yo single barley malt, pic very related, its what i was recommended and now have.

>>25527689
No. I'm only visiting here from reddit why don't you explain it to me.

This is an original comment

>>25527719
You need kind of a lot of lemons to get enough juice for more than a couple drinks though. Hence, why the mix is easier. Try it both ways though, lemon juice is the tastier way of doing it.

>>25527719
single malts are pretty good but i much prefer single barrel bourbon.

whatever you do, do not mix that scotch. don't even chill it. pour a glass, no ice, at room temperature and just sip on it, and enjoy the flavor. if you don't like it, whiskey may not be for you. whiskey has one of the boldest flavors when it comes to liquor, so if it turns out you prefer cocktails, you're better off branching out sooner rather than later.

the only thing that a good whiskey should be mixed with is tobacco

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>>25521663
hear yu go bruv

>>25527830
ill give that a try now, i may have gone at it too fast before? if that doesnt work ill give a mix a try, cant hurt.

>>25527827
eh, i just looked up the prices, i can deal with a bit of work if that means ill save a few bucks

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9 year old bottle of red wine my great grandmother gave me when I was

Kept it for almost a decade.
Waiting for my grandfather's funeral tomorrow afternoon.
My girlfriend broke up with me after I admitted I cheated on her with a mutual friend yesterday.
Now she's blocked everyone of her friends on Facebook and our numbers.

Just end my life desu

is it normal to just drink vodka/rum/whiskey just plain straight, like out of a glass? not even taking shots, just sips.

>>25528356
Yes, this is called drinking it "Neat"

Is it true that drinking vodka doesn't give you a hangover or if it does it is less intense than drinking other liquors?

>>25528684
Not true at all

If comment fsggots

B L A C K V E L V E T
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V
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>>25528684
Clear liquors will leave you feeling less polluted the next day but will still dehydrate you.

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GOT DRUNK ON "TATRA" BEERS

CONTINUING DRUNK ON APERA SHERRY WINE

THE TIME TO GET FUCKING LOADED IS NOW

I'M X X X BITCH TRIPLE X-RATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxNT8ONn-To
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>>25528935
If you're going to post electronica at least have some taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-a2_h6I6B0

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>>25529100
WAY TO POST ABSOLUTE SHIT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING KEK

HERE'S THE BEST TECHNO EVER INVENTED BY MAN YOU NIGGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0

>>25529148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chprwPfP7xY