What are my fellow robots drinking today?
>inb4 I don't drink
Wash out your sorrows
Christ, that's a big bottle of voddie and a QT waifu.
Only problem with washing away sorrows is they come back twice as intense with a hangover and you can barely fight them off. Not worth it desu. Numbness is the way for me.
I'm sure a damaged liver will improve my quality of life greatly
I forgot to get rid of my name from when I was shitposting on /int/ and /pol/
Just picked up pic related
It's supposed to be shit but it's the Only absinthe sold in my country so what can you do
I'm not drinking it tonight, I'm drinking generic vodka but I wanted to post it
looks nice. i remember when i used to play poker with some italian m8s back when i studied in paris, they'd have these little "absinthe droppers," you'd drop little amounts of super-strong absinthe into cheap champagne to get drunk immediately. those were the days man.
i'll trade momentary happiness for a lifetime of health and misery any day m8. you're in the wrong thread with that attitude.
True, but you'll just be more miserable in the long run once alcohol ravages your body.
its a measure of how much alcohol is kept in the beverage. 100 proof has 100% of the ethynol in it. but the drink can be 50% alc, so you have 100% ethynol alc mixed with an equal amount of water to give you 100proof 50% alc mix.
I'M BUZZED RN
See? 50% 100proof
do it with some m8s (assuming you have m8s, you really ought to if you're to try it). there's no such thing as a "bad trip," there's just "the trip." some parts are fun, some parts are a bit frightening but as long as you face everything with excitement and joy, as long as the music keeps being beautiful and enjoyable in the background then you'll just see a nicer side to life.
drop it around 4pm after hanging out with a friend the whole day, reassuring each other. stay positive. don't be afraid to say that you love them and you'll get love back.
and you won't get arrested. it isn't like people say, no one's about to jump out the window thinking they can fly m8.
fuuuuuuuuuu how long is that bottle gonna last you OP?
Why? whats the difference? da or night im fdoing the same thing... sitting on my laptop shitposting on a stupid ficking malaysian ironing borasd comparrison website. might aswell make the days blend toghether until I realise im 60 and about to die.
CAMO tall boy.
Tastes like ass but its perfect for broke robots to get fucked up on. 10.8% for a buck 25. It also helps that I'm 5'3" and only about 1 hundred and twenty pounds.
Oh, so the alcohol isn't "naturally" there in some drinks? From what I understand, 100 proof means that in the process of making the beverage, all alcohol produced is kept intact, with no impurities. What are those impurities then, if you don't mind me asking. Also what's the point of drinks with less than 100 proof? Is it cheaper, less intense? If the alc% is the same in 2 drinks, but the proofing is different, what difference does it make?
How much did it cost you? Seems pretty intense drinking 50%
m8 shut the fuck up here's you're study plan
1. grab $30
2. walk to the supermarket
3. buy vodka and some chaser because it sounds like you can't drink it straight
4. start and see what happens
i'm sorry that you have to talk to the cashier for about 40 seconds but outside of that it's piss easy you can't research your way into booze you just get drunk man
I'm fine with drinking here, I dont have to do too much work to get some liq, also I live in Florida so its too far.
currently watching yuru yuri, hows r9k?
nice oc comment, have you gotten drunk yet?
we've been doomed to live on this earth with the faculty to feel pain and sadness. we've become disillusioned once we realised these states were much more common than anything that made the state of living pleasurable. if you seek nothing then you swim in an endless sea of apathy, if you hold any ambition you feel it drown you every day as you realise how unfit you are to fulfil it. every state is mediocre in and of itself. homeostasis applies to anything of the body except for emotions. there is no lasting happiness and the workload becomes unbearable as we age.
it's not terrible, but it's a real drag m8.
sheeeit. made a thread without checking the catalog.
Alcohol is my only friend in these dark times... I call upon ethanol to guide me throughout my darkest hours.
I have finished eating, I'm going back to my dorm to divulge in binge drinking.
word. I only have this left now
I don't have any friends, and those who talk to me only know the little string of lies I serve them so they'll like me. The chain folds forwards endlessly,
I'm so fucking lonely, but alcohol likes me and makes it ok to be alone for hours on in the day. What else could I ask for?
That's called "more money" and that entails a job that stops me from drinking. I've got a good system on right now, why spoil a good thing? Besides I've only got another 15 or so years to keep this up before my liver finally allahu akbar's on me.
This is my go to morning activity
I started at 745am with a bottle of popov but move svedka later. I'm trying to pace myself because I have plans for later but we'll see how that works out. Thinking about watching some animu while I wait but I think I might go to the library because I'll just end up too drunk if I stay home.
>tfw literally no willpower over alcohol
I buy those same sized Smurnof bottles too cost me around $23 nd gives u 1.7 L of alc . I used to just buy two of those 700 ml buts its cheaper to just get that one instead . Currently getting over a hangover after an 8 day drinking binge just wasted 670 dollars only on Vodka nd beer i just tried to keep drinking to get rid of my hangover but my body wont hold it down anymore
I feel you, we all feel you.
>usually only drink small amounts (~33oz of 5% beer or similar)
>tried to properly drown my sorrows over Christmas and New Years
>get shitty headaches after a few hours of drinking
>drink more to try and make it go away
>go to sleep
>mfw I can't even into alcohol properly
A bottle of some good Cabernet Sauvignon. Later I'll have some Merlot or Pinot Grigio.
Of course I'm taking a little helper for the buzz, precisely a few pills of Lorazepam. They give you a remarkably better drunk experience.
I don't get why you take alcohol while you easily can pick up lsd, shrooms or mdma in the darknet.
Alcohol is more toxic than heroine and stops your brain from working instead of giving you a good time and nice visuals.
Yeah worst part is that the worst part of my hangover hasnt even started I still havent got the shakes , rapid hearbeat nd i get sleep paralysis so i end up waking up every few half hours in covered in sweat .
man how does the 1.7 l even last u a day and a half i always say im gonna pace myself so i dont drink nd do some stupid shit but i pass out nd wake up to my bottle either 1. Empty or 2. Three or four shots that i remembered to leave for myself so i have something to get rid of my hangover for a bit while i go to the store to buy more
>How does the 1.7L last?
I wait to start drinking until 7 or 8 at night. That way I get tired before I do too much damage. But I drink fast enough I get quite drunk. Especially along with smoking weed.
>get tired before u drink so u pass out faster
my man thats smart
tfw had to stop drinking whiskey because I black out and become a complete asshole
Cheap lager. Probably not, my piss is often really dark.
Might try to have more water in the future, thanks.
Had a mix of rum, whiskey, liqueur, spiced wine and beer. Nothing over 40% though.
I'll probably give this a go sometime too, doing only 40%+ and see what happens.
Your piss should be a light lemonade color before you start drinking. It makes a huge difference. Also remembering to eat while you're drinking helps keep you going a lot.
Also, and most importantly
chug AT LEAST one large glass or bottle of water before you go to sleep. You will probably have to get up to piss at some point but OH MY GOD it helps the hangover.
You can buy it at pretty much any grocery store or liquor store.
Look up the drink "whiskey sour"
It will make even the worst whiskey drinkable, but you have to like sour lemonade esque flavor.
Try it for yourself, it's not gross like a sour warhead or anything like that. I enjoy it personally.
Not enough to get drunk and tastes like shit.
don't bother with any mixes. just get yourself a few lemons. half freshly squeezed lemon juice, half whiskey. no more than two ice cubes. you can add simple syrup if you'd like
i'd also highly recommend sticking to straight bourbon or straight rye if you live in the US. all whiskey labeled as straight bourbon or straight rye, at least in america, must follow strict aging and bottling guidelines. because of this, you'll find that even the cheapest of the straight bourbons, such as old crow, do not taste bad. rather, they have little to no taste when compared to a bourbon aged longer. straight bourbon and straight rye must be aged for 2 years, must at least be 80 proof, must not have any additives (such as artificial color), and must meet specific mash bills. anything labeled as a blended whiskey, like early times, should be avoided. as long as you're drinking a straight whiskey, you should be able to drink it neat.
I only drink water, protein shake, and pre workout now. I'm trying out the fit meme. If you don't hear back from me that means I've drowned in pussy or possibly died in a weight lifting related accident because I don't have any friends to spot me.
>straight bourbon and rye
And if you buy a flavored whiskey you're going to hate your life. The shittiest liquor is the flavored stuff. To mask the shitty flavor like febreeze on a dog turd.
Gl anon, may your gains be unstoppable
gotcha, im just getting into whiskey so im in relatively new territory here. ive got a 16 yo single barley malt, pic very related, its what i was recommended and now have.
You need kind of a lot of lemons to get enough juice for more than a couple drinks though. Hence, why the mix is easier. Try it both ways though, lemon juice is the tastier way of doing it.
single malts are pretty good but i much prefer single barrel bourbon.
whatever you do, do not mix that scotch. don't even chill it. pour a glass, no ice, at room temperature and just sip on it, and enjoy the flavor. if you don't like it, whiskey may not be for you. whiskey has one of the boldest flavors when it comes to liquor, so if it turns out you prefer cocktails, you're better off branching out sooner rather than later.
the only thing that a good whiskey should be mixed with is tobacco
ill give that a try now, i may have gone at it too fast before? if that doesnt work ill give a mix a try, cant hurt.
eh, i just looked up the prices, i can deal with a bit of work if that means ill save a few bucks
9 year old bottle of red wine my great grandmother gave me when I was
Kept it for almost a decade.
Waiting for my grandfather's funeral tomorrow afternoon.
My girlfriend broke up with me after I admitted I cheated on her with a mutual friend yesterday.
Now she's blocked everyone of her friends on Facebook and our numbers.
Just end my life desu
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