If we can't have the perfect family, lets pretend. So, /R9k/, think you can raise a qt daughter?
Too long, Shaniqua-La-Bar it is. Her birthday?
that would require me to have been a depraved teenager during the mdos era. So no, I'm not an autistic 30 year old turbo-virgin.
Mr. Niggar is 69 and born on 9/11 as well
What's Shaniqua's blood type?
What a twist!
TLDR: Niggar defeats Satan and receives many shekels
What an auspicious day! What should we do with our daughter?
let's ask her how she is doing instead you pedo freak
Okay, now let's make a schedule. What should little Miss African American Gentleman do for the three parts of the month?
also keep in mind the limited shekels
It's the harvest festival! What should Shaniqua participate in? (she cannot enter the art contest)
In a surprise turn of events, the grown man defeats a ten year old girl!
We're back home. Should Shaniqua get her fortune told?
OP is God and has decided yes. Shaniqua seems okay with this.
Let's do something different, let's go to town! Where should we go?
Should we use our shekels?
Let's get her a winter dress as well, she will need it. Anywhere else?
We need more shekels. How should Shaniqua slave for the goyim?
Shaniqua is becoming very stressed, and a mediocre student.
Oh no! Little Shaniqua fell ill! Let's give her some rest.
After a month's rest and some church time, Shaniqua is back up to health! What should we have her do now?
S H A N I Q U A I S P U R E
she will need class for that and that is too many shekels right now
Poor Shaniqua and her little child arms!
We can only afford science or fighting
Shaniqua ran out of money, but she got a few classes in
Shaniqua returned to the farm out of spite and made her daily bread. What's next for daughterfu?
Shaniqua is great at innkeeping!
we can reward her with pocket money on her rest days
The fortune teller returned with the same declaration
Shaniqua is a good little housewife, but her combat skills are depleted by inn work
Is that so, Shaniqua? What's next for daughterfu?
you are raising a boring church geek whose only use is folding clothes and mopping the floor. shit parents you are.