Well anon, what's your answer? Which way is the proper way for an octopus to wear pants?
I mean, I don't know what counts as arms or legs on an octopus, but the last option seems best to me.
Although I guess its kinda the same as the first, second, third and fourth
That's all retarded, the gonads are stored in the head, sexual congress is enacted through entering a tentacle through a port under the eye.
Tentacle mobility and use of suckers is important, as is use of beak on underside.
Here are octopants for modesty and protection.