Sup robots I started lurking here for the lulz, some of you

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Sup robots

I started lurking here for the lulz, some of you guys are really pathetic. You have all of these thoughts that are, quite frankly, false.

I'm what you guys would call a Chad.
> inb4 gtfo chad
> inb4 gtfo normie

I legit wanna help you guys out. I've helped a ton of my friends (we're all stem majors) at least get a successful date. Ask me questions and I'll legit answer them.

Just some extra thoughts:
NOT ALL girls aren't evil and condescending (most aren't)
If you consider yourself ugly, FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Get in shape, spare just an hour of the day to go to the gym, or just torrent a workout program like Insanity or something.
Some girls will have extremely high standards that few, if any, guys can reach. Get over it. The majority of girls (at least the girls you SHOULD want to go out with) are openminded and will date you as long as you don't come off as a freak and are decent looking (and if your not, refer back to my part about working out).

Alright robots, nows your chance. Ask away! I'll only be responding to serious posts.