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>>25517539

grape

ez choice

>>25517539
in these there is always the one that you can freeze time, that is the unique answer of course. Root beer.

Ginger ale seems a good deal for quality of life.

Being able to stop time won't be so attractive if you're old and your back gets fucked, after all.

>>25517539
ginger ale
I need it right now

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With cream could I get a gf?

>>25517539

The cherry one easily. Imagine life on easy mode. Luck is the most important thing in life. Failing that I would take cream. Completely turn your life around as a robot.

>Cherry Soda
>3X more likely to win at gambling
>roughly 48% to win a round of roulette betting on black/red without being lucky
>roughly 70% to win every roll with luck

You'd never have to work another day in your life. With smart bets you would ALWAYS win money sitting at roulette and betting black every round.

>>25517539
Root beer no doubt, the amount of fondling I can do within six hours is amazing.

Cola or Cream soda are the best choices

>>25517539
If you don't drink the rootbeer, you're literally retarded.

>practice all day everyday to work out 6-hours of time stoppage
>rob banks
>jerk off on grill faces
>touch boobs
>do cool shit
>put your enemies in the road
>possibly save your life or do cool things for people in quick situations
>fuck more grills

>>25518412
What if I die while time is freezed? Would it stay freezed forever?

Ginger ale or lemon lime.

>have many health issues that make my life shit even at 21, would love improved quality of life
>family history of horrible diseases, want to avoid

>have shit memory and lemon lime could make me achieve whatever I want
>could get perfect grades at uni and succeed in whatever field I want

I think lemon lime, but ginger ale is a close second

>>25518496
>freeze time
>kill yourself

>>25517539
Root beer because I'll be able to rape stacies

Lemon line, orange soda or root beer

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>wow all these cool sodas
>or become fucking DIO

only one choice lads

though all the other sodas are still bretty good

>>25518495
Yeah cause being able to stop time means you know how to open a bank vault, or that bank notes stop having traceable serial numbers.

If you wanted to make money using root beer you just go to a casino, play roulette and make sure the ball ends up where you want it. You could turn 10$ into a fortune this way. Eventually working your way to high stakes games at Monte Carlo, winning MILLIONS on a single roll.

Robbing banks is such a meme. It only worked in the wild west because of low tech security and the ability to essentially disappear by going across state lines. Robbing banks today is dumb as fuck. It's terribly risky and the payoff is never as big as you might think.

Root beer, which also happens to be one of my favourite sodas out of all the options
Lemon lime is pretty cool, and as is cherry, but cherry seems like it'd get boring/repetitive after a while.

>>25518717
>implying instead of robbing banks, I just break into people's houses and steal all their valuables, and raping Stacy while Chad is right next to her

>>25517539
cream soda is objectively best, my lack of confidence and charisma is the main reason for most of my problems

>>25518397

Then get kicked out of all the casinos...

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>Get me a suicide

Root beer.

>Freeze time
>Go to ex girlfriend's place
>Break her legs
>Cut her hair
>Cut out her tongue
>Castrate her

After that I'll just reserve it to pause time and punch stupid customers in the face as well as take all the money in their wallet.

>>25518397
casinos blacklist you if you win too much,

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>>25517539
Why would you not choose root beer?
Things you could do easily with six hours of time stoppage:
Kill presidents, senators, world leaders etc
Kill thousands of muslims with a butter knife
Completely refurbish your house compliments of whichever store you choose
Rob a bank
Lewdness

Literally nobody is safe from your agenda or revenge, just pick them up, put them in front of the stairs, break their neck yourself and then push.

club soda has to be the biggest switch and bait

>>25519139
>wait for megamillions/euromillions jackpot
>memorise numbers
>rewind to before the draw
>buy winning ticket

>>25518805
Yeah cause trying to sell stolen valuables to pawn shops or cash4gold is a great get rich scheme when you have the power to stop or slow down time.

>>25519279
>buy lottery ticket
>attend drawing ceremony
>make him draw your numbers
fucking easy

>>25519279
Time stop and time rewind are two different things my man. The best you could do is fuck with the little ball pit or whatever they use.
>Amazing story of local man who wins three different lotteries on the same day!

Cherry Soda.
I need some luck in my life more than anything else.

>>25517539
>cherry soda
>when gambling you will be 3 times more likely to win
>bet it all on a coin toss
>since my odds are 50/50 and 50*3=150% victory chance, literally cannot lose

Who needs charisma and power when I can just coinflip my way to the top?

>>25518966
>Girlfriend
>Castrate her

Anon, I think I may have some bad news for you....

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>>25519537
FlawIess victory.

>picks club soda because seriously drinks it almost daily
>reads description
>already wandering through life as a ghost
>unsure if I should cry or feel superior af

>>25519106
So you alternate casinos. Visit each casino once a month, or even less.

>>25519431
fug, I thought it said rewind on there too for some reason

Still
>take up boxing
>win every fight with your slowed-time reflexes
>bet loadsa money on yourself
>???
>profit

I think we have all had the club soda already

I'd take Cherry Soda just so that I'd get lucky RNG on Hearthstone and wreck plebs

>>25517539
Ginger Ale
Nigga I wanna live Fallout in Chernobyl

>>25518496
For outsiders it would be as if time never passed. You are not on their plane of existence when you freeze time.

>>25517735
ZA WARUDO!!!
This beer will makes me have control on 6 hours after training.
If I could maintain it while unconscious (sleeping), it would be good.

>>25519537
That's not how odds work...

>>25518966
You can't castrate a girl you edgy normie

>>25520067
Yes you can.
originaloriginaloriginal

>>25517539
>cherry
>everything goes your way
Why would you take any other drink?
It's like you've finally become the MC of the anime that is real life. and the anime is isn't tragedy or NTR either

>>25517539
Probably cola. Second choice would be lemon-lime. It'd nice to have the extra time to waste awake, rather than waste sleeping.

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>drink cream soda
>use your charisma to become the next hitler
>save europe, exterminate Muslims
ezpz

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At first I wanted cream soda for charisma, freinds and etc. but cherry soda is betterm money from gambling, less chances to die from accident because of luck, everything goes your way.

Root beer obviously
>cream soda though
Messup a social interaction? Redo it.
>cherry though
Redo every loss in gambling, always win.
>any other good option though
Similar effects can be made through time manipulation.

Tl;dr root beer is basically "all of the above"

>>25517539
Orange because boxing

>>25517539
god tier:
>Lemon-Lime
>Cola
>Cherry Cola
good tier:
>cream soda
>root beer
uhhh tier:
>orange soda
>ginger ale
japan tier:
>ramune

>>25517539
cherry soda
lemon lime
root beer
top picks

cherry soda winrar

>>25517539
I'm between Cherry and Lemon.
Assuming this scenario happens to me I would be pretty damn lucky already. And I could improve my memory to not flunk out of college again.

Then again, I'm probably running out of luck...I'll take the Cherry one and hopefully finally win the lottery.

Cream tbqh family

>>25521944
Not just lottery, in everything you do in life you have more luck to succeed.
my life will be almot allways great

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>>25518668
>Lemon line
LEMON LINE, HUH?

Easily root beer desu senpai