So femanons, lets cut to the chase
What would we have to do to get into your pants?
mentioning that you're an anime fan
>mentioning that you're an anime fan
I'm not going to be your senpai if that's what you're implying.
you fool, you've made 2 mistakes in what you're asking. first, femanons aren't normal girls, second, girls don't really know what they want, you can't as a fisherman ask the fish how to be caught. take any responses here with a bag of salt
Show security, that you're willing to stay and will be there after you fuck her. The more loose a girl is, the more you can just suggest this rather than promise this.
Be dominant, not controlling. Girls like when you choose more than she does. Girls like when you tease them and disagree while dropping in a few compliments/nice gestures. Act like you could take them or leave them, but still want them.
Be upfront about wanting her and flirt heavily, don't play friend->fuck because it won't work, unless the girl is a complete slut. Girls compartmentalize, when you've been pegged as a friend it's hard to break out of this unless you pull some shit
It's funny that you say that because I'm actually a dominant female with a submissive bf. Stick to fetlife or /soc/, or work up to it with a normie girl after doing it for a while. If you frame it right and act dominant in other ways, you could easily manipulate a girl into switching and still respecting you. I basically did all of the heavy lifting in snagging my qt submissive bf and am on easy mode so I have no advice except that, really. My prior post was just on the best way to get into female 4chan user's pants, since most are pretty fucking slutty and will fuck you 99% of the time if you just talk to them and build the slightest relationship without being a massive beta
Will brainwashing work? Or will you just pretend?
Some will, some won't.
I met up with a guy from here when I was 16, but after lunch he messaged me on Skype and told me that I was too young for him. I really was, he was like 25 and we had 0 in common.
Found current bf here on a map thread 2 years ago
Those map threads are legit, you should pay attention to them.
>tfw no chubby weeb gf to watch anime and stargaze with
Why did I have to be such a shit person? Well at least I still can rewatch Aria and forget the suffering for a bit.
I did through a rough equivalent, one "anonidate" about five years ago.
I mean, it was more /b/ related, but /b/ five years ago was pretty close to /r9k/ now.
It went halfway alright, I got cold feet after three dates and stopped hanging out because I wasn't ready for actual romantic relationships.
I did use it as my method of faking my virginity having been lost, because I was embarrassed.
He came back three years after that, invited me to his DND group, that was fun for a few months, then he set a trap so he could forcefully fingerbang me but because he was small of stature we physically fought for a half hour instead, I ran off covered in his blood. A month later he got in unrelated legal trouble and killed himself.
4/10 I guess, things would have ended up pretty terribly if he was large of stature.
If you aren't 90 pounds trying to do so to a huge angry strongfat woman, probably.
Tell her to come over for a movie night, and then say "everyone else is late! Let's have some drinks before they get here!" But really, nobody else is coming and you locked the door behind her when she used the restroom.
What he did was shitty, how I responded was worse.
At first I was just striking him because he wouldn't leave me be or stay down, and when he finally collapsed I didn't leave, I just kept hitting and scratching and strangling.
He was so much smaller than I.
If any femanons were feeling relatively adventurous, i wouldn't mind putting them up in the spare apartment.
EU. Ten minute walk to the beach.
>Implying anyone would be interested ;___;
I met up with a bot that lives near me over Christmas holidays. He posted an interesting greentext story in a thread once and dropped his location, it was near me and we start talking because I liked his story, it made me feel bad for him.
Most people from this website you should absolutely never meet up with, they're terrible people with automatic redflags everywhere. But he seemed pretty well-adjusted, normal, studied the same things as me, and was quite shy and introverted like myself. We decided to Skype the day before we met up and it lasted seven hours
nothing lewd of course, he's just a nice person to talk to. We went on a walk along a trail although we were originally supposed to go skating. It was really fun. We met up a couple more times since then and watched some movies and anime.
I think we are going to hang out this weekend again. I don't tend to get along with people very well so I feel very lucky to have grown this close to someone. Social interactions usually make me feel retarded but with him I feel relatively well-adjusted.
He said he'd teach me how to play MTG.
I'm not that tall, around 5'5" so I was actually an inch shorter than him, I was 210 and usually doing 3-4 sets of 30 curls, 30 lifts, 30 squats 30 sit-ups with 35 pounds barbells every other day.
We're not a hive-mind species. Different things are attractive to different women. But there are some things most women consider attractive:
*Has shit together
But you already knew that /r9k/.
speak for yourself, landwhale. the way you write makes it obvious you're morbidly obese. you degrade women in the post while insecurely insinuating between bites that you're better "oh urrhhh i snagged my bf because i did all the heavy lifting other 4chan females are so slutty hur hur hur" how the fuck would you know cunt? fat cells also double as brain cells?
when will they learn?
Thanks for sharing. This perfectly fits my perception of how a robot meetup would go.
>the day we are supposed to meet up
>i look terrible
>i pick him up from his house
>hit by a wave of nervousness
>we just decided to go for a drive because i like driving even though i suck at it
>make small talk, i'm dying of nervousness
>he says my outfit is cute or something, i can't remember, i'm wearing my mom's coat because i forgot mine
>we decide to go for a walk along a trail
>i find a pretty good one
>i end up grazing my gloves against a bush
>burrs end up all over my gloves (pic related)
>can't get them off, too sticky
>he stops and starts picking them off for me
>his hands are so nice and soft, he should be hand model desu
>he's holding my hands and picking the burrs off
>keep walking, all i can think about is holding his hand
>come to a bench, sit down
>he grabs my hand to look at the state of my glove, we're talking about something
>i don't know how long he wants to hold onto it, so i try pulling it away
>he doesn't let go
>we hold hands
>i show him some baby pictures of me
>our thighs touch
>i'm cold and he wraps his arm around me
>we snuggle a bit
>he has brown eyes flicked with bits of yellow and i just drown in them
>he is shy and i am shy
>later that night i'm at home feeling like i'm on a different planet
I never said that I was better than girls here. How do you think I know how to get a 4chan girl so easily? Most girls will not do the heavy lifting, I just happened to do it because of my relationship dynamic. It isn't self-hating, it's self-awareness. Why are you so pissed off? Because you know that everything I wrote will work on the average slutty 4chan girl? Just look at /soc/ and try lurking for more than a day and you'll realize that most women here are slutty, and I'm definitely not claiming to be special.
Like I said, try to build the slightest relationship, go for the kill, and most 99% of women will let you stick it in. Thread is about how to get into femanon's pants and I answered it, don't be so angry
>tfw i live too far away from anything to meet up with a shy qt.
>despite the fact the fact that i can honestly say im better off than 90% of dwellers here and actually live alone and got plenty of dosh to spare and have a plan for my life.
>thinks "dosh" and living alone will take his thirsty ass far
Least i got more aspirations and opportunities than most betas in this dump.
A consolation yes, but a hollow one if i feel emotionally distant from absolutely everything.
There's plenty of time for shit to go wrong.
Being a girl is easy mode itself. That's why any "advice" in this thread should be taken with a grain of salt. I acknowledge that my perspective on relationships is fucked given that I'm a girl and basically have shit handed to me when it comes to romantic relationships. What I said initially still stands though, with some obvious tweaking for the situation because all women are different. Women from 4chan are more likely to let you stick it in sooner, though. I know a decent number of men that have found femanon sexbuddies/gfs, it isn't that difficult if you know where to look (map threads, /soc/, ideal mate/skype threads, state threads, /b/)
Imagine what you might discover about him or he about you.
Maybe something happens and either of you fuck up.
Use your imagination.
What are the odds of that happening to me twice in a life time, m8?
It was always a niggling thought in my head, but I had to see it for myself accidentally once, when I was innocently perusing through his shit.
I'm not a snooper, I was bored and looking for something to put on.
>actually have something in common with with me
>have a tolerable voice (sound, intonation, vocabularity)
That's literally it. I've dated "fat" guys and "ugly" guys simply because I liked their company.
Well, would you look at that?
I guess I did, didn't I?
Jesus Christ, I bet its the same fucking guy making these threads. Probably that faggot with huge headphones that skips all dudes on omegle.
>take all the precautions to make sure there isn't any mess
>guy thrusts too deep
>ends up with shit on his dick because of the nature of anatomy
It sounds great if you want to kill yourself from embarrassment. IRL anal is nothing like your Chinese cartoons, anon.
Id date you.
Anal is a massive turn off for me as well.
I just want to cuddle and warm each other with our body heat for starters though.