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>live with parents
>drink ouzo in my room every night
>need to get hammered to fall asleep
>if parents found out they'd kick me out/make me find a job
>get drunk almost every night
>liquor makes me need to pee
>seriously considering using pissbottles rather than walking to the bathroom so i dont wake my parents up


How far gone am I, /r9k/? It's 6 am, i need to piss, i'm hammered, and my bro needs to get up for school in an hour. Should I /pissbottle/?
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Wear I diaper and piss in your pants
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>>25511695
That doesn't solve my problem. I'd still have to change my dipey.
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Ouzo is really good mixed with orange juice like a screwdriver. It makes me think of this kind of ice cream called tiger flavour which I think maybe is just a Canadian thing, but its licorice and orange ice cream.
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>>25511670
Piss out your window. Christ, it isn't difficult.
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how do you get money for booze
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>>25511736

What? I think it's excellent mixed only with water. I'll have to try that.

>>25511762
My windows have screens when you open them. Otherwise I would have tried that.
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>>25511777
and have you noticed that if you pour it over ice it gets all cloudy? isn't that awesome?

I love Ouzo. Not Sambuco though, it's too sweet
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>>25511777
>screens
>piss
Its not like your shoving shit through them.
Whats the problem again?
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>>25511768
My parents give me an allowance to spend on whatever I want. I spend it on ouzo.

>>25511802
My dickhole isn't as tiny as yours might be. It would spray everywhere you dumb fuck.
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>>25511839
You do understand how liquid works right? It tends to go through things that have gaps in it.
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Ouzo is so perfect I have some in my kitchen I am going to go drink some now.

Do I need to take a picture of proof of my Ouzo? because I will do that
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>>25511884
Take a picture of consuming it anally u fag
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>>25511839
Take the screen out you fucking idiot
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>>25511937
but that would be a waste of the delicious aniseed flavors
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when u pee aim for the side of the toilet bowl not the water

dont flush until they are gone

ez
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