>live with parents >drink ouzo in my room every night >need

Wear I diaper and piss in your pants

>>25511695
That doesn't solve my problem. I'd still have to change my dipey.

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Ouzo is really good mixed with orange juice like a screwdriver. It makes me think of this kind of ice cream called tiger flavour which I think maybe is just a Canadian thing, but its licorice and orange ice cream.

>>25511670
Piss out your window. Christ, it isn't difficult.

how do you get money for booze

>>25511736

What? I think it's excellent mixed only with water. I'll have to try that.

>>25511762
My windows have screens when you open them. Otherwise I would have tried that.

>>25511777
and have you noticed that if you pour it over ice it gets all cloudy? isn't that awesome?

I love Ouzo. Not Sambuco though, it's too sweet

>>25511777
>screens
>piss
Its not like your shoving shit through them.
Whats the problem again?

>>25511768
My parents give me an allowance to spend on whatever I want. I spend it on ouzo.

>>25511802
My dickhole isn't as tiny as yours might be. It would spray everywhere you dumb fuck.

>>25511839
You do understand how liquid works right? It tends to go through things that have gaps in it.

Ouzo is so perfect I have some in my kitchen I am going to go drink some now.

Do I need to take a picture of proof of my Ouzo? because I will do that

>>25511884
Take a picture of consuming it anally u fag

>>25511839
Take the screen out you fucking idiot

>>25511937
but that would be a waste of the delicious aniseed flavors

when u pee aim for the side of the toilet bowl not the water

dont flush until they are gone

ez