Does anyone else feel like having sex would be really weird and wrong?

It is. It's giving in to your most base and animalistic instincts with some person you know.

>>25511412
It does kinda feel like that because I haven't fucked in a long time. You'll be surprised how fast it becomes a daily thing. I've lost all will to find a girl tho.

>>25511728
if you're not a pure virgin you're not allowed in this thread

Now that you mention it, it kinda does.

I'm a 25yo virgin and I have been thinking these last couple of days that I'm mainy still a virgin because my overrall experience with all of humanity has been shitty to say the least. Really thinking about it I don't even remember when was the last time that I have met someone of the opposite gender that I would want to have anything to do with. Could be 10 years.

>>25512853
WooOOOooOOOoo I'm in your thread, faggot.

>>25511412
But legit, OP, it's really not that big of a deal. By the time I eventually had sex, I had resigned myself to being a foreveralone. My first words right after sex were "That was... unimpressive". It wasn't just that I fucked a roastie either. I went on to have a few other gf's. And you guys are going to call me Chad for this, but I did manage to shag a virgin. Seriously, the whole experience is not life changing. There's a reason that actually Chad's do it so willy nilly, because it doesn't fucking matter at all.

Save yourself the trouble. Dedicate your life to a passion and forget about girls.

>>25513126
>There's a reason that actually Chad's do it so willy nilly, because it doesn't fucking matter at all.
Why would you be looking for a virgin girl for sex, unless you have some stupid fetish? Most robots on this board want a virgin girl for how they think it would benefit a relationship.

>>25513278
I wasn't looking for a virgin. Just happened to turn out that way.

My point was that they aren't any better or worse than other girls. Sex is weird. Its a thing that people do that's stupidly blown out of proportion.

Most people are vapid and self centered and people would be better off just getting friends.

It does. Humping seems really fucking weird, like how do you do it for an extended period? How awkward would it be to undress naked with someone and they could see all my scars

>>25511412

I fucked a lot of hookers, but never have a gf. I'm at the point when having sex with gf is just a bizzario, unimaginable scenario. Just how people do it? They just ask or what? The thought of me making out with a girl (not hooker) after date or anything is completely out of my world.

It's like normies are really living in a different universe compared to a lot of us here.

>>25513126
I can totally imagine sex being lackluster, awkward and generally unimpressive, but I cant imagine any of that would apply to sex with a tight-bodied, energetic teen in her prime.

>tfw missed out on young experimentation and now too old to ever openly fuck a teen in her prime
I've completely given up on trying to getting laid since I know I missed the good part anyways.

>>25511412
Na you're just gay

>>25511412
> virgins talking about sex
LMAOing at your life right now.
In the right circunstances, it feels just too great. Don't fool yourselves like the fox and the grapes. You're deprived of one of life's greatest pleasures.

>>25513619
I lack the proper image reaction to express how idiotic and pathetic you are right now.

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>>25513681
AHHHHHHHHHHHH make it stop!

>>25511412
Daily reminder that those hype sex are people trying to sell you something you don't need, aka people who host porn sites, sell adult toys, make porn and another thing I forget.
Save your money and time and spend it on something else.

>tfw I could have just said sex industry.
>mfw guys who make porn confirmed visitors already and confirmed shills.
>mfw no face.
>look it up in the archives.

>>25513951
>Save your money and time and spend it on something else
Like prostitutes and hookers.

>>25511412
It just takes you a few times to get used to it. Then you crave it and need it.

>>25514015
If you want to I guess, I woukd rather people not fund those things either, maybe some type of craft like wood or metalworking as some examples.

>>25514164
Seems best not to start then.

Seeing it grosses me out. The movements, noises, fluids, its all so disgusting, porn is actually a turnoff for me. I'm now a 26 year old virgin and I don't think I'd ever be able to do it. I can't turn my brain off like normals can.

>>25514243
I was thinking this too. Exact same thing happened with masturbation already and I still regret it. The only permanent no-fappers are people who never started. It's literally an addiction.

Only with a female.
Feminism turned me gay.

>>25514256
porn tries its best to cover up all the really nasty bits

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>>25513722
I knew someone would say something like that, but I just can't imagine, under any circumstance, it being underwhelming fucking someone like pic related.

...I'm sure you have the experience to tell me otherwise.

>>25511412
meeeeeeeeeeee lmfao

>>25514243
I guess that's why you should start practicing when you're younger?

Yes, its such a foreign concept to me I can't even imagine myself having it. I still want love though.

>>25511412

I'm a virgin but I don't find it offputting at all.

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>>25514475
The first time will be good, if she's not a fish or goes through the moves at lightspeed.
But if you banged a chick 20 times, then even if her body is super hot and she's skilled, you can find yourself in doggy position behinder her, sliding in and out a hole so wet that you don't feel anything on your dick and when you finally manage to cum it's as revolting as a bad unfocused fap, except it's more messy.

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>>25511412
Let's take a look at sex, starting with the PROS:
>pleasurable. to some extent, at any rate. far less for a man than a woman. sex is primarily for women, which is why men have to have an urge to have sex implanted in them. they would not seek it out otherwise.

CONS:
>awkward. finding the right position is a difficult process that takes time and commitment from both of you. do you know a woman who is worth even a second of your time? you don't? then why waste time trying to make sex into a tolerable process?

>disgusting. think of the cleanup process that must come after. think of swallowing. think of sticking a part of you into an opening in someone else- would you put your fingers in some random strangers mouth? would you swallow his or her spit? no? you wouldn't? then why do you want to fuck every girl you see?

>possibility that you will contract a disease. this speaks for itself. just look up some pictures of what's out there. if you're too much of a pussy to do that, then you have no business having sex, just as someone who can't stomach gore has no business working in a slaughterhouse.

>possibility that you will get a girl pregnant. this will ruin your life to the point that I have considerable trouble even finding the right words to describe how utterly fucked you will be if this happens. most of you are young and can't fathom the consequences. consider this: condoms, pills, and sponges are not guarantees by any stretch of the word, no matter what it says on the box.

>overblown. society has created a cult of sex and we're all a part of it. like any other cult, it requires some exaggeration to get eager followers.

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Sex? pfffff
Making love?
Not if you're in love.

I did it a few months ago at the age of 27 with an ugly chick. There's nothing to it really. It really is basicaly sticking your cock in a slimy tight hole.

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In the senses of
> "I waited how many years for this? This isn't anything, and in fact porn is better."
AND
> "I waited how many years for this? All those years i could've been doing this, just completely wasted."
And of course the usual
> "Oh, please don't turn this against me and hurt me physically /financially /socially /etc by claiming it was a rape when you merely had regret after fucking me."

>>25515014
So you're saying I should just fuck animals instead?

>>25515177
I'm saying you should just jack off.

>>25515210
But why not just fuck an horse or something? It seem to have all the pros and none of the cons in your list.

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Ive only fucked hookers
Its always felt kind of weird and awkward in a way
I never felt comfortable being naked and fucking this stranger but I did anyway because I was horny.
I assume its a greatly enhanced experience fucking someone you love and know really well.

>>25515251
It has all but one of them. You're purposefully misconstruing my list. The only one it lacks is the possibility of pregnancy

>>25513681

I've had sex three times with three different women and it has been shit every time.

At first it seems like it would feel really good having a guy slam his wiener into my vag. Then I realize I'm a virgin, penises are extremely thick, and I would shit down mentally because how am I supposed to cope with someone sticking their penis into me and doing something worse than masturbating. I feel horrible after masturbating so sex must be a thousand times worse plus someone else will remember it.

How do people not get traumatized after sex? That is beyond me.

>>25515360
You're in luck. I'm too afraid of intimacy to ever take my clothes off in front of anyone. In fact, I always wear long sleeves and pants to avoid exposing my skinny arms or legs. I even have nightmares about sex. We'd be perfect together. Neither of us would ever feel pressured to have sex. If only more girls like you existed.

>>25515338
I don't know man. All that seems to fit the bill is it being disgusting. But I suppose that's taken care of by the rush of hormones or whatever when you're in the moment. The rest is solved by throwing some carrots on the ground. Then you leave once finished.

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>>25515288
Prostitutes are always awkward to deal with because they're either on drugs or have already fucked around 7 or 8 people before you also because to them you're just a walking talking money dispensary. Their attitudes suck, they always watch the clock, and the vast majority are either malnourished, missing teeth, or straight up covered in injection marks.

Although I don't know what it feels to fuck someone who genuinely cares about me (and probably never will) I've asked the girls I've paid to be with what it's like and they say it's a magical experience. Then we both realize what filthy people we are and for a brief moment we share a bond before re-assuming our respective societal roles.

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>>25515415
>If only more girls like you existed.

'tis an awesome thing to see!

>>25515591
Girls who know their place, that is.

>>25511412
and disgusting, and compromising, and unacceptable, yeah, all of it.

>>25511412

As the rest of this thread indicates, this is both a self-rationalization to spare the ego, but more importantly it's an attitude that multiple robots have fully internalized, after a lifetime of being made to understand, one way and the other, they they variously do not deserve sex, are not sexual persons, are defective, etc. And the bitterness and depravity of this board's denizens become a perverse self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that no one would want to fuck such wretches, either. So this meme is just another variation on the theme of "giving up", evolutionarily speaking.

However, what "the meaning of life is to reproduce" normies fail to understand is that even though successfully reproducing may feel good, in the long view no one "wins" over anybody else. In the long view, it's literally all the same as everyone who has ever lived has at most a few decades of life and then again becomes nothing. Everyone loses the game of life.

>>25515360
>implying they're all thick
my pencil dick wouldn't be felt by a 12 year old

>>25515338

I'm past 30 and have never had sex with a woman but even I know that you need a sample size greater than three (sessions of sex) to work on technique, figure out what the other person likes, etc. In other words, I'm agreeing with conventional normie wisdom that although in most cases if a person tries something three times and hates it all three times, there's no need for the person to bother with it ever again, sex is supposed to be, for lack of a better word, an "objectively pleasurable activity", so barring you being a statistically insignificant asexual or something (or what amounts to the same), there was something wrong with you or the interactions themselves, and you should (in principle) give it another two or three tries.

It sounds as though you did three one-night stands, which implies either hookers or turbo-sluts. In other words, that there was no emotional content whatever to the acts, which (I'm given to understand, like I can talk) makes sex 10x better to the point of actually being worth having, a la in a relationship, someone whose company you actually enjoy, etc.

Here's something else I've been given to understand. If you find a suitable gf... /the more the two of you have gratifying, acceptable sex with each other, the more attached you each become to each other./ Men are cultured not to Fall for them Hoes, but with regular decent+ sex, you literally can't help yourself. The chemical dumps on both sides lead to some level of bonding. Which is exactly why (I'm told) it hurts way, way worse when a serious relationship ends for whatever reason.

>>25515360
>I feel horrible after masturbating so sex must be a thousand times worse

This is good logic. I'm waiting eagerly for sexually experienced anons to attempt a refutation.

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