I asked a girl I met to describe her perfect guy. How many of

>>25511115
5/17

this list shouldn't make you depressed tho, you asked for _perfect_

>>25511115
8/17.

>DOES EVERYTHING FOR ME
Yeah, no. I would have blocked her.

>>25511115
>French
For what purpose? I imagine she's uncultured much less has traveled

>>25511115
What she says isn't what she wants.

Aside from the big dick

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>>25511115
10.5/17

i strike out on the big dick, richness, french, religion, physically strong and half a point for the kind with a pure heart.

i can be a mighty cunt at times but people who know me know to never take that seriously and i can be quite genuine when i want to be.

also right there saying that the perfect guy needs to be rich says she's a fucking shallow cunt anyway so i dont care for her.

lmao i got 3

>>25511404
what's the source on that picture?

>>25511115
>tall

Fucking sucks being a manlet...

>>25511438
>tfw my whole family tree has male members of at least 5'11 height.
>tfw I am the first guy whos 5'7
>tfw genetic failure.

>>25511438
5'10 here. Can confirm.
If I was any shorter I would've killed myself.

>tall
>intelligent(?)
>faithful(probably)

I failed the rest.

>>25511115
Speaks french
Strong Character
I can deal with edgy films and music and shit
Would do some stuff
Pretty charming
Intelligent
Wise is bullshit
Physically average
Catholic
Rich family
Small dick
Pretty funny

good enough?

>>25511436
Peep Show anon. Really funny stuff and that guy is almost literally /r9k/ incarnate.

Takes a while though to get use to. It's a very different type of show than what everyone is use to.

>>25511220
She wants him to be very well versed in surrendering himself to her

>>25511115
I bet everyone is going to check "intelligent" off the list.

>>25511115
All of them but catholic (converting)

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>>25511115
She wants all that. Yet all a women has to offer is a wet hole and an ugly face without her clown make up.

>>25511492
top kek

100% original comment

>>25511447
The rest were failures too.

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>>25511115

Quasimodo meets all of her requirements except tall, rich and good smile. Would she date Quasimodo?

>>25511115
>Tall
no
>strong in character
maybe
>physically
no
>kind with a pure heart
I guess
>not atheist
no
>weird taste in music and films
fuck u normies calling me weird
>speaks french
kinda shoddy but sort of
>faithful
sure
>and would do anything and everything for me
no. seriously, there will never be a person that you would do literally everything for, so stop asking others to agree to bullshit like that
>very charming
no
>intelligent
probably
>wise
maybe
>big dick
>very rich
>beautiful smile
>tfw no
>funny
depends on you

>>25511480
Feel like Jez is more /r9k/ desu, Mark is a normie wageslave with a kid. Jez is an absolute fucking degenerate shutin NEET loser with no job prospects and confused sexuality.

Seems more like your average /r9k/ poster to me (e.g me)

i dont fill many of these. but not many girls fills my dreamgirl criteria

Most of them, actually. I'm super poor, and only average height, but everything else i've got going for me.

>>25511115

>literally wants objective perfect man

>>25511558

Ahh, good old Quasimodo. Always reminded us that the ugly manlet will never get the girl. He'll do everything for her, even going as far as killing a man and she'll still go with the tall blonde Chad.

Now ask her what she offers in return and watch her say "I'm funny and cute ;p"

>>25511115
Unless she's an incarnation of fucking Aphrodite herself I doubt she's worth all that

>>25511632
but i am funny and cute..

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>>25511492
nice one
textless posts not allowed

1/17
0.5 for intelligence
0.5 for weird taste in music

i fill everything but the hight. money and religious

>>25511699

I guarantee any perfect girl list would be much shorter than her perfect guy list, plus the perfect girl list would be an example of muhsoggyknee and objectification

>>25511699
Perfect girl:
>Cute
>Likes things I like
>smart

>>25511533
Unfortunately most of them are 6'2 and are pretty much chadish.

>>25511789
>>25511754
OK then let me redefine. Perfect = you can not imagine better. How's it now?

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>>25511115
3 op, i fulfill a whole 3....

>>25511807
ok
>cute
>likes things I like
>smart
>100% loyal

>>25511807
still the same senpai, I'm not a man of luxurious tastes

I'm 5'5 and strong. I'd say she'd take me as I fill in everything else too.

>>25511818
>>25511817
Well fuck me then. Don't you have any preferences? I think you're list is heavily affected by your severe love starvation.

>>25511807

>loyal
>similar interests
>good sense of humor and gets my sense of humor
>affectionate and nurturing
>perky tits
>nice ass
>qt face
>tight innie
>healthy weight

Half as much as what OP's friend wants in a guy

>>25511115
2/17
good thing I'm never going into dating

>>25511876
the fuck more could I want?

>>25511876
FUCK
I don't think I've ever fucked up your/you're before

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>Speaks french

Why wasn't I that retarded when I was her age?

>>25511115
You guys underestimate how important French is. Its a major bonus.
My sister is what friends consider a qt.314, and her fiance is a balding, tubby guy. Thing is that he's a quiet French guy. Learn French, and you'll at least get roasties for certain.

Also, you can't stutter much in French. Its fluid and fast. Its why girls like it.

>>25511876
No I don't have a list of when a girl would be perfect because I like all sorts of girls. I like long black hair as much as short blonde hair

>tall
>big dick
>very rich

Already lost.

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tall is the very first thing she mentions.
this almost gave me a seizure.

>tfw jewish manlet
>tfw have to be a billionaire to be considered attractive

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Who 0/17 here?

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>>25511943
On my phone so dodgy crop will have to do

I asked her what she meant by tall, this is what she said

I think she's about 5'6 at most

>>25511115
>tall
is 6"1' tall?
>strong in character and physically
yes
>kind and with a pure heart
opposite
>not atheist
I am an atheist and it's a deal-breaker if a girl's not
>weird taste in music and films
unusual at best
>speaks French
not a single word
>faithful
look 2 up
>would do anything for me
...no
>charming
maybe
>intelligent
i think so
>wise
of course
>big dick
15 cm so I guess no
>very rich
hell no
>beautiful smile
not until I lose weight (right now my face looks fat)
>funny
oh yes very funny but probably not for this girl

4/17 :)

>>25512178
my face is twitching i need a drink

>>25511115
At least she's telling the truth. None of that "hurr juz b konfedant" bullshit

>>25511115
I don't have money and I can't speak french.

>>25511115
everything except for speaking french and being very rich.

also, good taste of her not wanting an atheist loser.

get fucked, fedora cocksuckers.

>>25512334
if im not bragging about muh atheism and not actively fighting against religion (i just dont give a fuck) am i still fedora-wearing meme atheist? that makes no sense. maybe i should use a word "agnostic" to sound better?

>>25511876
Why you even here normalfag? You will never understand how we feel

>weird taste in music and films
Since when is this a plus? I always get shunned by normies for not having mainstream tastes.

>>25511115
>Tall, strong, big dick, very rich

The rest are "reasons I can say it isn't you"

>Tall
Yes
>Strong character
No
>Strong physically
Yes
>Kind
Yes
>Pure heart
No
>Not atheist
No
>Wierd taste in music and films
Probably not what she wants to hear
>Speak french
No
>Faithful
Yes
>Would do anything
Yes
>Would do everything
That's impossible
>Very charming
Only slightly charming
>Intelligent
Yes, I'm literally surrounded by morons
>Wise
No
>Big dick
Yes
>Very rich
No
>Beautiful smile
No
>Funny
No

I got 7/18. Do I win anything?

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>>25511115
>Implying girls actually know what they want

11/17
Except im a fat college dropout so yeah

>>25511628
And in the end he cuddles her dead body in a crypt until he dies of starvation

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>tall
Depends, in comparison to her or another muh 6 ft
>strong in character
Maybe? I've been called charming and charismatic more than once
>physically too
Gonna start lifting some day
>kind/pure heart
Mostly yeah, I don't hold grudes and hold no ill feelings for most people
>not atheist
I'd call myself agnostic if anything, but I don't care enough
>weird taste in music/fils
Anime intros and vidya ost is plenty weird, yes
>would do anything/everything blah blah
Calm down
>charming
covered
>intelligent
get call smart often, don't see it
>wise
same shit
>big dick
6.5~7
>very rich
piss off, dropped
>beautiful smile
I personally don't think so
>funny
I can do this
>speak french
nope

She better look fucking amazing. Although to be fair this is her description of a "perfect" guy, but still goddamn

gif related. her.

>>25512178

This bitch is white right? Only white girl harp on this fucking tall shit that hard,, then they wonder why all the white guys are seeking out others.

>Those reqirements
She isn't serious right?

>>25511115
>Asking an 18 year old anything
That was your first mistake.
>Specifying the PERFECT guy
That was your second mistake.

>>25511115
I get the whole "perfect guy" hypothetical but Lawd Jesus! That's super entitlement. I started laffin past "wise"

>>25511115
1/10 just because I powerlifter as a hobby.

I think that women in general have no idea what they want. There is a concept called the dark triad personality that women just get wet over. With that said all of her "personality statements are bullshit"

>>25512178
Taller than 5'8 that's not that bad. Only the uber manlets get BTFO.

>>25511115
13 or 14 out of 17

the ones i lack are the ones that make me fail to attract women in the first place tho lol

>>25514459
she's latina

hey there, /lit/ dropping by

>tall
not really, 180cm is like 5"11?
>strong in character and physically too
yes. also, i served as a ranger in the swedish armed forces.
>weird taste in music and films
"weird" like in bela tarr?
>speaks french
only the basics/conversational. fluent in swedish, polish, english and german though.
>faithful, would do anything
if she is
>charming
most girls would agree
>intelligent
yes (mensa member and med student).
>big dick
yes
>rich
inherited like $2 million worth of land in poland last year, so yeah
>beautiful smile
the only thing i lack, really
>funny
i make most girls laugh

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>>25511115
>tfw men are considered scumbags if they want as much from a woman

>>25514909
>mensa member
why does anyone want to become a mensa member

>>25511558
>Implying Quasimodo had a big dick despite being a manlet

>Tall
5'7
>Strong in character
Not really
>Strong physically
No
>Kind and with a pure heart
INFP so yes
>Not atheist
2016, not being atheist
>Weird taste
That's me
>Speaks French
I'm French gurl

>>25511115
All except rich, French and faithful.

>>25514954
They're scum if they expect under half of that, its a fucked system

>>25514909
>Swedish armed forces
Cool man, I was in the boy scouts too!

>5'10''
>white, borderline blonde/brown hair, fair skin
>stronger than average though I prioritize my cycling over my weightlifting a little too much
>have a decent amount of a money with a job that pays above average for my age
>fairly intelligent (STEM major with a 3.8 now going on to my masters)
>above average dick size
>good hygiene, nice teeth/hair/skin
>sometimes witty and funny though I'm hit and miss
>dress nice in clothes that fit

But here's the kicker
>haven't dated in over 5 years
>haven't slept with a girl in over 5 years
>live with parents (housing market too expensive to justify the move/saving up to move)
>drive a mediocre car to save money
>okay-ish face

>>25511115
im not one thing

>>25511115
>not atheist
Guess I'll grab my Fedora and leave

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>>25511492
Frogs BTFO once more.

Maybe 7? Working towards 9-10? But there's a lot of wiggle room, she's not being very specific

Also jury is out on the big dick question, means different things to different girls, I've had some girls tell me 6" is huge and some girls say 6" is average so ???

I hit on 10 of them. She seems like a topqt please post pics

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Are you people really buying into this shit? Have you ever dated a teenager? Wait this r9k, nm.
It's like adult babysitting. I wouldn't value their opinion on fucking toilet paper, let alone what they think is the perfect man. They don't know shit about anything.

3 or so and that's stretching it

>>25514909
>fluent in swedish, polish, english and german though.
So you can speak cuck rather well?

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I don't fit any

>tfw super duper genetically inferior

>>25514566
180cm is 5'11"

>>25515342
My comrade with a dark complexion

>>25515309
That's the point, its like My Fair Lady meets daddy-daughter incest.

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>>25515350
nigga wut are you saying?

>>25511115
Why do you give a fuck what a girls ideal mate is? Why would you even ask that? There is literally nothing that can be gained by having such a conversation.

>>25511115
I got 5 but fail in extremely important shit

>>25515131
>5'10
Not enough.
She wants 180cm.

>>25515424
>.9 feet
>~10.8 inches

>>25515436
I only asked because she asked me first what I think a perfect women is, I wouldnt ask someone that normally

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>>25515424
please be intentionally joking around

>>25515424
5.9 foot isnt 5f 9in why are americans so absolutely RETARDED???

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>>25511492
Holy shit. That was gold.

>>25515466
>>25515489
You guys can't into math, this is first grade shit tbqh. The fuck do they teach you in burgerland?

>>25515424
Moron.
Search 5'11'' in cm. And you'll see. It's a little more complex than you think.Because you have to take inches into account as well.

>>25515424
Anthony you're a dumbass.

>>25511468
I doubt a woman would recognize wise if she used it as a tampon.

>>25511115
1/17

...I'm Christian. I suppose this explains why I've never had a gf, or women even remotely interested in me.

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>>25515511
>>25515527
God no sense of humor.

>>25511115
can confirm this women is a bitch and will ruin your life if you act like this

>stacy detected

>>25515473
She was probably only asking that to see how she measures up to your ideal. In that case, there's nothing to be gained from reciprocating other than giving the appearance that you care what she thinks, which isn't really a good thing unless you've already snagged her.

>>25511115
190
strong in character?wot?
I lift, sort of
yes, yes
Deus Vult
yes
yes
oui
yes
unsure
yes
my teachers tell me I am
Same as above
20cm
upper middle class
dunno
people laugh when I say stuff, I guess

>>25511115
My perfect girl would look like Lauren Bacall, with the personality of the most demure housewife.
But I know Ill have to end up settling.

Women will never understand this. So theyll never be happy.

>>25511115
4/17
man i'm hot

>>25511115
5'9"
neither physically nor in character
pure heart maybe
praise the lord
check
no
faithful like a little dog
no fuck off
no
yes
yes
5.5 inches
yes
no
maybe
w-will she love me guys?

>>25511115
>weird taste in music and films
Fucking lies.
Normies qualify classical and jazz as "weird". If you start breaking out your ambient/drone/harsh noise or probably even shoegaze they'll literally get scared.
And it wouldn't surprise me if Inception is probably the most complicated movie she can understand.

>all these cucklords trying to appease the imaginary girl in OPs post
Jesus christ you thirsty fucks are the very reason all women think they're entitled to this shit.

>>25514981
Just another arbitrary way peple can get an imagined step up above others.

Ideal girl for me

>E+ cup tits that don't sag
>Big round ass
>Perfect innie pussy
>Sort of chubby but not overweight
>Excellent sense of humour that is similar to mine
>Intelligent enough to keep up with me and discuss interesting ideas with, but not pretentious or pedantic
>Stunning face
>Unquestionably loyal
>Shares all my interests, and also has some of her own
>Loves to laugh and has a pleasant giggle
>Makes a decent living, but doesn't claim superiority because of it
>Loves sex, and has a similar sex drive to me
>Has a cautiously optimistic personality, not naive and bubbly, but pleasant and calm

To be honest, I don't deserve this woman either, but such is the nature of the question. The difference being that I had to think hard to come up with this list, and don't approach women with a view for the ideal, while op's girl probably does

>>25515759
Agreed the world would be better if these beta males just died.

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So Robots, do you have what it takes to date the modern women?

>>25511115
If people laugh at me am I funny?

>>25511115
What she really meant was

1. Rich
2. Big dick

In that order. The rest is just stupid shit she felt she had to say to appear human.

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>>25511115

>religious
>transparently vain and greedy

Christfags, everyone.

>>25515914
>E+ size tits
wew lad

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>>25515964
don't think I could say I was charming, not conventionally anyway

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I don't know, really. the squiggly lines are where I'm seriously not sure about, even if I try to make myself seem better than I actually am
French, I don't speak, but does any other romance language count?

>>25511876
>10/10 physically
>hhkv
>no tattoos/piercings
>doesn't wear lot of makeup
>doesn't care about clothes/purses/shoes
>sweet
>not insane
>acts like an actual girl, not an androgynous tumblerette
>has a passion that is actually productive (fuck off with your Netflix and Normiebook)

Anyone wanna add?

>>25516061
Oh, right:
>doesn't wear revealing clothes
>doesn't drink/do drugs
>isn't an attention whore

What more?

>>25515964
Dude...did you really spend time making this?

>>25516059
Not if it's Spanish

>>25512430
I use American Pyscho as a way to weed out people who say they like "weird" film. Fucking hilarious.

>>25516112
Yes, the 53 hours I spent working on it in photoshop are what give it that professional look

>>25511115
Average dick, lower middle class, only an anglophone. Otherwise Im good.

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ideal gf:
>pic related but real

>>25516321
Even if it took you 5 mins, it's still 5 mins you could have beeen doing literally anything else, instead of on something for a thread that'll probably die in an hour

>>25515914
E+ is for fat women who are genetically blessed, or for women with an unhealthy addiction to plastic surgery.

>>25511220
this

probably some american bimbo who's seen a romance movie set in france

>>25516372
How can you think that, having access to the internet?
Like...there's literally proof available that you are incorrect. Unless of course you think that anyone who isn't below average in weight is fat. And I clearly said chubby

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1. I have weird taste in music and film. I'm fucking pathetic

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>>25516207
Normie here.

2/17

>Have GF of 2 years, dog, shelter, food and loving family

IDGAF!!!

>Pic related

My faithful hound

>>25516355
which animeme is this desu
pls no bully

>>25516533
>Normie
>House that fucking messy

No.

>>25511115
About 7 or so. Not good but not a complete loss.

>>25511115
Post picture of said girl. I'd be surprised if she isn't an ugly landwhale.

>>25516591
I've been here far too long to know that doesn't work out well

noko

>>25516647
Then partially blank out her face or something. We at least need to get a basic idea.

Or if you still don't want to, at least tell us: is she fat?

>>25516535
it's shakugan no shana
if you're into cute tsundere grils, some moments that touch on roboticism, and excellent soundtracks it's for you
whole thing is on youtube from the studio's channel - I think it was funimation(?)
enjoy

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>>25516563
It's my sweeping pile. It's still trashed from Christmas but it's getting there.

>tfw been drunk and high/off it for three weeks and having regular sex with my GF (pic related)

It's a hard life...

>>25511115

All of them, (I'll fake being jewish, OY VEY MUH HOLOCAUST).

And I know how to say my "Hello my name is" in French. She never specified though!

>not atheist
>intelligent
Kek

>>25516682
no she's not fat, she's not skinny either, she's slightly curvy but I wouldn't say chubby

>>25516059
Adds:
>white, or off-white
>"manly" hobbies/outdoorsy
>socially conscious
>Sexually aggressive/dominant
>normie vices, but not an addict
>smooth voice and laugh
>many friends, but no girl best friend
>good cook

Speaking French kind of implies education, and very rich implies car and apartment.

>>25516445
>I cleary said chubby

I realize that. I also realize that E+ tits are brought about by extra fat content (this is where the genetically blessed come in) that happens to go to their tits instead of their fat rolls.
Chubby girs who id like to fuck usually have D cups. Any bigger, and you run the risk of a blubbery monstrosity. And the internet is a horrible place to look for examples of real life phenomena.

>>25511115
Everything but tall but that's the first in every girls list and most important.

>>25516688
sounds perfect. thank you, friend

>>25511438
5'11 here
I was so close
Fuck my genes

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>>25511115
>very rich
Not just rich, but very rich

>>25511115
4/17
But is speaking French really a plus? What kind of stupid-ass ideal is that? Does she want to learn French or what?

>>25515025
Disowned Chad?

>>25516831
no problem brobot
blpxblox

>>25511115
You basically asked her to describe a fantasy though. If you were able to craft the perfect partner, you would give them all sorts of incredible traits.
This seems like reaching to me.

I'd say all (more or less because I'm no one to evaluate how hot I am, what am I fucking gay?) except not atheist. That bitch can fuck right off, I'm not taking a psychotic bitch, as desperate as I am.

>>25511115
Basically all except tall, beautiful smile, and very rich. Especially not the 'very rich' part, as I'm a NEET.

>>25516855
She's 18, so probably anyone with a job will seem very rich to her. She will think you are a millionaire if you take her out to an expensive restaurant.

>>25511503
>She wants all that
She was asked to describe her PERFECT guy, you dumbass.

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>>25516367
Yes contributing any sort of content is a waste of my otherwise precious time.

I'll just consume like everyone else.

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>>25511115

But remember guys, we're the ones with ridiculous standards.

>>25511115
I'm agnostic, I guess. Though I'm pretty sure she wants someone Catholic if she's latina. And does enjoying vidya music and animated films for kids qualify as weird tastes? if not...0/17.

Good thing girls settle for less than their fantasy Chad, right?

>>25511492
I'm French and this post made me kek

>>25511220
desu just memorize quotes from the Stranger and go full nihilist on her roastie.

Why are girls so entitled? Even ugly girls have stupidly high a standards.

I'm a decent looking guy and all I want in a girl is for her to not be stupid as fuck, quite pretty and know how to take a dicking.

>weird taste in Music and films

Fuck off
I bet she thinks Mumford and Sons are weird and quirky
If I played her some Merzbow she would laugh in my face and call me a freak.

>>25511115

> tall
> physically strong
> weird tastes
> faithful
> intelligent
> big dick
> funny

I don't bloody get this why French? The French are fucking Cunts.

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>Intelligent
>Not atheist.

Those two requisites don't go hand and hand.

>>25517347
I actually met the Mumford family.

They are part of Vineyard Church which is a fucked up splinter of Christianity that believe they can heal people by praying hard enough.

So not quirky, but fucked up.

Nobody is perfect.

There isn't a girl out there that would meet all of my criteria.

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>>25518198
Pretty euphoric mate.

>>25517347
>If I played her some Merzbow she would laugh in my face and call me a freak.
she would be right though

By the time she's 30 that list will only consists of: financially responsible

>>25515964
>tgfw bingo on the rightmost column
D-do I win a gf?

>>25518198
What about aphateists anon?

>>25516112
This is why no one makes OC anymore. Thanks faggot

>>25518245

Nah, nothing wrong with having faith. But in a general sense, most religious men and women seem smart and wise, then you ask them a question that actually matters and what happens next just destroys your opinion of them
>tfw worked with a girl that said "If Jesus didn't exist, than neither did hitler"
>Worked with another who didn't believe in gravity because "There isn't enough proof of it" and that she would have to "Read more about it to believe it"
>Worked with a guy who is pure stupidity
>Worked with a guy who didn't understand homosexuality

You can't be objectively intelligent and be religious. I'd want to see her definition of intelligent just to see if she's not just using that as a buzzword to make herself appear less shallow.

Red Flags:

>Big dick
>Very Rich
>Physically strong
>French

Irrelevant if the above is present:

>Music and film taste
>Faithful
>Kind
>Pure heart

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>It's 2016
>Implying women are worth the trouble

https://clyp.it/qjhpthi0

>>25517347
Merzbow.

Mmm...I tried playing some Torturing Nurse for my boyfriend. He told me it made him anxious.

>>25511115

so yeah. That's me. Except I'm atheist.
Srsly Hoe, good luck finding an intelligent guy that isn't more or less atheist.
>choose one

>bitch is probably ugly anyways

>>25516855
If I'd be ask for
>ideal gf
then I could also take "very good hair and skin" over "good hair and skin". It's asked for idea, after all.

>>25512384
maybe you should kill yourself asap if you can't even get into spiritualism and be true to it. nobody likes a soulless "hurr I dunno about metaphysics n stuff" faglord either.

I'd take a shit inside your fedora and then place back on your head.

>>25517107
doesn't matter, if you don't meet all those requirements women will always view you as less of a person, and they'll always be out of your league in their mind. They will eventually cuck you and
laugh at you with chad and his kong dick. Small dick? She'll joke about it with her friends, and belittle you. Short? You'll never be a man. Not rich? 'He's a deadbeat and you deserve better'
There is no middleground for women, you're either chad or not.

>tall
nope, but not that short either
>strong in character
nope, i'm weak-willed as fuck
>physically strong
nope, not really
>kind
yes, i'd like to think so
>pure heart
god knows what that means
>not atheist
agnostic. yes on a technicality?
>weird taste in music and films
compared to average normie, yes
>speaks french
non
>faithful
yeah
>charming
fuck no
>intelligent/wise
yes compared to average normie
>big dick
fuck no
>very rich
fuck no
>beautiful smile
fuck no
>funny
depends on her

>>25515342
listen to a radiohead album and you'll be on 0.5

>>25516367
>>25516112
Kill yourself Redditard

>>25516367
you do realise your top 10 favourite memes of all time were all originally OC

>>25515964
You should have made it 4x4 and merged le weirdo taste in music and movies together.

>tall
6'0 not sure if that's considered tall
>strong in character and physically
I like to think I'm strong in character, certainly not physically strong though
>kind and with a pure heart
to a fault
>not atheist
I don't believe in god, neither of my parens were religious, but I do appreciate the role of religion in society
>weird taste in music and films
yes
>speaks French
no
>faithful
as faithful as any partner of mine would be
>would do anything for me
I'd do no more than you would for me
>charming
A few people have described me as such, but only the few I've ever been comfortable around
>intelligent
I like to think so
>wise
Probably not, I'm only 18 and I don't go out much
>big dick
normal
>very rich
I live fairly comfortably, but I wouldn't describe myself as rich
>beautiful smile
I like it
>funny
again, if I'm comfortable around you you might think so

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>>25511492
>>25511492
Fucking great post anonymous

>>25511115
>wants the dude to be pure of heart
>while all she's thinking of is his big dick

gotta b pure to get pure desu dumb roastie

OP, its fairly impossible to meet those requirements. She is literally describing a 6'4 ripped chad that earns 250k a year and can read her mind.

Its the very definition of a roastie.

>>25511115
>Not atheist
>Larger than average dick
Although considering that second one was mentioned I wouldn't want her