Where do NEETs get their money from, exactly?

>>25510966
From me. I feel bad for them so I hand them money like an old man hands bread crumbs to his ducks.

Government. A lot, too. Thank God for schizophrenia >:D

my mom pays for everything you idiot

>>25511007
>alot
oh, you mean those couple foodstamps and 30 dollars you get evety month?

if by that you mean "lot", then i pity you.

>>25511019
So she only pays for your basic needs and internet bill?

Sad life.

>>25511044
>american welfare

>>25511044
I live in Canada, it's more than a thousand.

What's wrong with you

>>25511069
Every welfare works like that, my friend, don't delude yourself into thinking that you get alot.

>>25511095
A thousand dollaradoos? yeah, compare that with those stinking high prices

You'd be lucky to pay your bills and get your basic needs

>>25510966
Why would I want that?

I did work for a little while but now I've got my setup with no costs apart from the internet (which I could take or leave).

>>25511101
america thinking they are first world again
i get about 550 a week just for existing. more than covers the cost of living

>>25511120
Idiot. Rent is $500, food is $150. Internet included.

$350 left for drugs

>>25510966
The government and my parents, plus Christmas and Birthday money from relatives.

Autismbux and living with parents, obviously.

>>25511143
not bad
are you a native?

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>>25511143
>rent is 500
you must be living in the shittiest of appartments
>Food is 150 dollars
do you eat noodles for a living?
>350 for drugs
>drugs
>drugs
>drugs

yep, your average NEET, everybody.

Doing drugs is the absolute proof that your life is shitty, man, let alone spending fucking 350 dollars on them

>>25511134
500 dollars a week

Both of you get minimum wage tier money

How do you even live?

>>25511200
so tell us your income wagecuck

>>25511164
>autismbux
So, like i said earlier, you get some food stamps, and a couple of dollars to pay your bills.

and plus you get a couple of cents from your parents for being a good boy

Beautiful and rich life amirite? :^)

>>25510966
I get money from the government and daddy.

>>25510966
my parents gives the neetbux to me, since I'm the only child and they are fairly rich they transferred everything in my name but still get the rent money in their account

>>25511219
i'm not a wagecuck, i work at home coding

my average is 2000 ben franklins

and i get that just for writing basic c++ and html codes

work for a couple of hours, and take a break for the rest of the day

winning at life

>>25511229
What the fuck did I say about calling me daddy outside of the bedroom?

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>>25511200
>>drugs
>yep, your average NEET, everybody.
I'm trueNEET and I don't approve of bad drugs. The only drugs I take is for keeping me calm and sleeping meds.

Life of a wageslave
> born to a roastie cunt and beta/cuck father
> go to college and get a meme degree
> leave college only to discover that everyone has lied to you about how you're gonna earn dough and rule the world etc
> eventually settle at some minimum wage shitter, mr kike is your boss amd works you like a slave
> work long hours, literally all your money goes into rent, student loans etc
> slave away everyday, your youth is disappearing faster than your paycheck and you are so tired and worn out from each day you have no strength to do anything enjoyable
> settle for some roastie cunt thats only there for your money and nothing else. Once she discovers youre a fucking wageslave she immediately cheats on you
> after years of being cucked, the wageslave is divorced by the cunt, she steals whatever little money hes got left and leaves the wage slave with nothing.
> the wageslave then proceeds to go on 4chan and attempts to fight the suicidal urges by attempting to insult strangers in an anonymous message board

>>25511200
wage cucks justifying their lifes makes me lmao

>>25511200
>needing more than 100 for food
LMAO

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>>25511223
Better than being a slave, I guess.

>>25511274
Drugs are drugs

>>25511316
read>>25511243

>>25511346
that's the average person because not everyone lives eating dirt and milking

>>25511384
Only NHS approved drugs are allowed.

>>25511377
read>>25511243


(this is now an original comment)

>>25511399
>junkies trying to justify their miserable lives

NEETS BTFO TO ANOTHER DIMENSION

>>25511413
You do know what the NHS is right?

>>25511200
i only have to pay 3 dollar to go to the doctor.
a shrink or any other specialist (cardiologist for example) is maybe 60 dollars, of which most is paid back.
i live in a country where healthcare is ranked among the best (and cheapest for neets apparently as well lel).
You Americans have it hard I guess.

>>25511470
I Don't even go to the doctor because i go to the gym every week and keep my hygiene and health good.

also i'm not american

>>25511346
who needs proteins and vegetables anyway

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>>25511300
This post makes me smug

>>25511223
Here in Europe I get about 1500 eurodollars from various subsidies and Autismbux.

More than enough to live on my own with a car.

>>25510966
http://www.humanservices.gov.au/customer/services/centrelink/disability-support-pension

>>25511200
>minimum wage tier money is an insult
>why don't you go and get a job anon?

>>25511134
>being first world means having good welfare
topkek,the fact that America is a welfare state is the biggest reason it's in deep shit right now

>>25510966
neetbux

hence the name

>>25510966
after rent and bills paid for separately and directly by social services i get 450-500 eurobucks of simple "spending money". about as much as i imagine an average non-educated worker is left with but instead of sacrificing 40 hours a week to it it takes literally 5 minutes a month to file paperwork. i know it'll never be rockstar life but I'm not looking for that either. i live comfortably and have money for and more importantly time for hobbies. it's a comfortable life

>>25511346
>making it past 30
LMAO

I don't

I basically live as a pet

>>25513515
>America is a welfare state

AHAHAHAHAHA

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>>25510966

NEET here

i fucking hate all the other neets that get government money or have their parents help them

>that feel when neet living at home in shambles in a trailer park in poverty, with no jobs for miles with no hope of ever having one in nowhere with no help from anyone. Whislt struggling with chronic clinical depression and helplessness that was beaten into my very soul.


i have no money. only time i ever get money is on holidays and its 10-20 bucks here and there.
and 10-15 dollars a week during the summer when i mow my neighbors lawn.


NEET life is a sad life


it is a life of torture, frustration and constant hardship and i am stuck like this at 21 as the timer ticks. unable to go to school or work.


I cant live like this anymore. i have 0 dollar to my name.


Someone please save me

>>25513846
If you can get welfare,it's a welfare state.In fact ,62% of illegal families are on welfare

>>25513919
A job would help you dirty neet

>>25510966
the state

You have to have a sponsor. For example, my Grandparents have accepted me under their wing and agreed to be my life sponsor, in exchange for me taking my senile Grandpas coat off and putting it on. Hard work, but it pays off.

>>25510966
>Where do NEETs get their money from, exactly?

From you, wagekek. You keep slaving away and paying your taxes and I'll keep warm and comfy under my blanket while funposting on the internet.

188 euros a week disability lol not even disabled

>>25510966
Leftover monopoly boxes.

>le dark paint coated smiling sneaky helmet guy may may

>>25510966
I want to know where NEETs get their cummies from. I'd give anything for a sweet little NEETpet to love and sexually torture

>>25511200
>you must be living in the shittiest of appartments

"You must spend most of your wagecucking money on a big house/apartment that you don't need or you'll never impress Stacey!"

>>25514607
So it is a shitty apartment then.

>>25514607
A large portion of the price is getting to live where you don't have to worry about locking your doors, or your neighbors house blowing up because he runs a meth lab in his living room. Ya know, INTANGIBLE things and comforts you speds are always bragging about.

>>25510966

Unemployment benefits.

I get little under 1000eur about eur980 euros a month and i pay for house 350 and 100 utilities and 300 car and then i have about 400 left for other stuff

They suck decks. Big black decks. That's how they make money. It's not work forcthem. It's play.

>>25514654
>So it is a shitty apartment then.

I live in an apartment in downtown Reykjavik, Iceland - a bedroom, a bathroom, a kitchen/living room with bills and internet paid. I don't need more than that and can afford it + food + hobbies + a little savings simply on disability (faking depression/anxiety disorders).

>>25514739
I also don't live in a bad area - no niggers, shitskins or Poles around here.

>>25514755
>or Poles
lmao

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>>25514526
i have applied for multiple jobs and have heard nothing back.

"just get a job" is not that easy when you do not have a car or a drivers licence. i actually was supposed to have a job interview tomorrow but my cousin klepped out on me and is now like "oh sorry i cant give you a ride to your interview even though i promised you i would" and my mom is agoraphobic and wont leave the house in the winter.


that and there is a huge gap in my resume this early on.


its harder than it looks, for real.

>>25513919
Get a fucking job, find a roomate, and start stealing whatever you need to survive.

>>25511125
how do you live with 0 costs?

>>25515213
Do you think that i dont want to work???

i want to work. a lot

i just have shit luck at finding jobs because i live in a very rural area.

If there is one thing i hate the most about being pretty broke, its that as little as not having a ride someplace can completely ruin any opportunity you have.

>>25511111
Here you all go

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>>25515437
Look online and find a roommate in an urbanized area, walk if necessary to the nearest bus stop and take the long ride to a city, then find a min wage job somewhere.

The roomate will help pay for expenses and provide you with companionship, stealing food from wallmart (although risky) will give you the nourishment you need to move on, and the job will give you a sense of purpose.

Alternatively you could join the army, they take anybody with a pulse.

>>25513919
>join the military
>get incarcerated
Let the state take control of your life since you are evidently unable to do so yourself. I'm not even kidding, this is all you have left.

>>25511300
r9k has the deepest lore

>>25515504
>GET A JOB
>FIND A ROOMMATE WHO WILL DEFINITELY PAY FOR YOU AND TAKE CARE OF YOU AND YOUR SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES

idk about u but my normie detector is going nuts

>>25511300
not sure if i should be excited to eventually get a gf or sad because it won't be real love
;_;

>>25515720
>idk about u but my normie detector is going nuts
Any normie would know that advice bares no resemblance to reality. You not knowing that sets off my robot detector.

>>25511274
benis in vagina

>>25515619

i am terrified i will wash out in boot camp and go gomer pyle


everyone in my family says i would hate the military.


ive kinda wanted to do it but im scared ill be surrounded by chads and ill be singled out


ive thought about taking the class to become a prison guard though

>>25515929
I-I'm going to bootcamp next month senpai, I am scared >_<

Did I make a mistake?

Anyone have experience with neetbux in the netherlands? Heard it's hard to acquire

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>>25515720
What would you rather have anon do? Waste away in poverty? The anon we're discussing has literally no other options, he said so himself. Escaping to an urban area is statistically proven to increase his chances of employment, which is something he needs to do in order to survive. Finding a roommate or two would help cut the cost of living down. Stealing food would help him maintain decent health.

These are all undeniable facts. And I won't listen to anything you have to say beyond this point so don't bother replying.

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>yfw this thread is all unemployed sadcucks arguing with employrd sadcucks while still all being SLAVES while the truly SUPERIOR, ENLIGHTENED felicitous are FREE and OBJECTIVELY AND IRREFUTABLY HAPPY AND BETTER OFF IN EVERY WAY

from working

NEET means "not in education or employment training"

It doesn't mean retarded

>>25516144
No, it means Not Employed, in Education, or Training. Meaning,not working, interning/apprenticing, or going to school.

>>25511444

What is the NHS ?

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I'm subletting a room in this bar and I do work here every now and then, I guess that means I'm not a total NEET in that regard but it's pretty comfy.

>>25515951

You made a mistake the second you started posting with a trip, senpai.