Practice girlfriend thread: Europe edition 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Sweden/Male/27/Straight reporting in.
6 feet tall, no serious mental illnesses besides ADHD-PI. Loves cats, computer programming and UNIX. Am literally a weird uncle. Gets through life such as it is by being good at systemizing and imagination, the normalfags don't know I don't know shit. I hate myself and my passive living situation more and more however, and I have no idea about how real relationships work or how to get into one.
Who /Denmark/ here
> tfw so passive you kind of reject everyone through vagueness
> tfw this is why you're just fading through life
I'm victor.fors2 on Skype if anyone at all is interested.
I lack any form of anxiety issues, I'm just stuck inside besides going grocery shopping because I have huge problems studying or making myself get a job due to my ADHD-PI.
If someone offered me to work 8 hours a day in a factory I'd take it in a heartbeat. It's just that any job application process requires you to reliably self-motivate outside of structured settings.
Moment-to-moment, or in reasonably structured settings, I work just like anyone else.
It's the classic living-with-mom setup otherwise.
Is it possible to get a practice gf in two months?
I have two male friends and no female friends. I have two months left until university. I'm good looking (6-7/10) and intelligent but autistic.
I don't think you should be focusing on getting a practice girlfriend but try to solve your other issues. I mean at this rate you might not even get a practice gf and there's nowhere to move up to.
> he's looking for a manic pixie girlfriend, classic case
No. The problem is, I lack motivation to do anything but sit here. It's a funny problem really, getting something to do outside of the computer is the problem itself. I'm not doing this to escape my problems but as a way to attack them.
> but you said you loved coding, how can you code without motivation
Let's take a look at part of my github profile shall we: https://github.com/Lifelovinglight/randomTools
That is what my life looks like, like a spider weaving a web in parts and not creating a successful whole even if the partial webs are pretty good.
I've worked at a work placement on an academic research campus a few years ago and they said they'd have hired me if they'd had the cash because I was so happy to have work I worked until I dropped, even if I didn't get paid. Wound up securing their network, installing and tuning IDS systems and also writing a system for processing lightning strike data.
> this is not a job interview, you don't go on like this IRL like some sort of Dilbert character do you
No, it's just that I don't have much else to show for myself really.
No French or Francophones at least?
Alsatian android here. Would be nice to see people. (Belgium/Switzerland is ok)
And we don't want to be practice boyfriends either, yet here we are.
There's a concept in sociology called "anomie", it's where you have lost your social values to the point that you are alienated from society itself. Many here have reached that point and therefore do not care about social mores or what's "normal" anymore.
Think of this like Tinder for autists.
I usually lurk. But I'm just coming to say stop with this horrible meme before idiots take it seriously.
Inexperienced people admitting they have no idea what they're doing or where to even start, but want to help each other, is a very good meme desu.
It's much better than having such a frail ego that you're trying to hook up with people that you don't allow yourself to feel feelings for, then dump them when you've gotten what you wanted.
That should be mutual at the very least and that is what this is. Suppression of emotions optional of course.
And remember that many people here don't even know where to start when it comes to relationships. Not even a little bit. I don't, at least. I draw a complete and utter blank.
This practice gf meme needs to stop, it's destroying good robots' dignity and self-respect. The only gf you should ever need is a cute 2d girl.
You should, though.
You're using a computer running software, wearing clothes and eating food made by machines. All those things have been lovingly created and are maintained by other people than yourself.
It's all love and we're all connected. Lower your defenses for once.
kuroneko makes the perfect practice waifu
>I never meet these girls irl despite living in this shit country for my whole life
it's more muscle than fat tbqh
>6 years of gym and muscle training, been doing nothing since a year or so, now its probably 50/50 fatz and muscle
Another hungarian here. But she can be from Croatia, Slovenia or Austria too.
oh, and not just for practice, but serious relationship and I don't fucking care what some fucks say about fembots on /r9k/