>tfw it's 2 AM and you're making a tuna samwhich

>>25508258
5am... just listening to the rain and shitposting.

eating a publix almond cheesecake cone. cleaning up my nasty ass house so the landlord can come check it out tomorrow

I'm 18 and have school tomorrow. I want to be salutatorian ffs. I want to get into Columbia god damn it.

My ACT scores are shit. My SAT scores are shit. I'm ranked 4 in my class.

I wish I could go back to freshman year and start over. Just fucking start over...

>>25508313
>almond cheesecake cone
yum that sounds good

munchies hitting me hard now so i ordered some pizza and shrimp tempura

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>>25508258
...you should share tuna sandwich sounds awesome right now

>>25508364
who the actual fuck orders pizza at 2 am in the morning?

>>25508278
What do you shitpost about

Can you give example of shitpost

>>25508258
just finished cutting my nails and got some cola to drink
about to play some vermintide too and put some of my figures on my shelf

>>25508440
yeah here's an example

HOLY SHIT POOO PPO

OH YEAH THIS /MU/ AND WE SHITPOSTING

HISTORY OF FLESH SWANS TO BE KIND 10/10!!!!

LE BENIS MAN HAHAHAHAHHA BENIS BENIS OOH YEAH ZACHARIAH HOOLLTE AARON1! OUPI IN HERE OH YEAH

SHIT POSTING MOTHERFUCK

>>25508438
Who orders pizza at any other time?

watching the episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Malcolm is accused of being a peeping tom

>>25508438
i do
its cold as fuck outside and i dont want to wait in my cold ass car for it to warm up when the pizza place 4 blocks away delivers in 10 mins

>>25508438
Why not? I came back from gym, smoked a one hitter and now im hungry

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Having roast chicken ramen feat. green onions and a soft boiled egg.
Watching Youtube reviewers shit all over Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta. Feelin' comfy

>>25508468
>>25508513
>>25508521
You realize you're making the pizza guys do work at 2 am?

Fucking assholes.

>>25508496
>tfw rewatched the entirety malcolm 5 times

Its 330am and I am shitposting while comfy under a heated blanket. I did nothing but eatch anime today and hate myself.

>>25508609
im not making him leave his house to make a me a fuckin pizza
plus i tip well for late night deliveries

It's 5:25 am and I'm waiting for the sleepiness to come in. I wanna play a good video game but I can't think of one.

>>25508609
That's what they get paid to do

>>25508617
>Its 330am and I am shitposting while comfy under a heated blanket. I did nothing but eatch anime today and hate myself.
how can you hate yourself that sounds comfy and fun as fuck

It's 3:30 am and I decided I would stay up all night working on papers so I could get my shit sorted and my sleep schedule on track. Spent 3 hours shitposting instead, fuck me.

>>25508278
Where do you live? What state? I want rain..

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>>25508637
Try Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta. It's a video game developed in the middle east.
Just kidding, the thing was a massive bomb. Columns 3 for the genesis is great fun.

Currently enjoying a McDonalds breakfast in the City of London before I start work in half an hour where I will be making some money

>>25508682
>tfw 15f and snow
id kill for it to be warm enough to rain
i have to wear my jeans to bed because its so cold in my room

>>25508258
It's 1:33 am

I am drinking currently

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I'm thinking about how much I would love to smell Ryan Newman's boots after a long a day. Just think about how good they must smell. That sweet ripe smell of leather and fabric and jewish girl feets. Mmm mmm mmm.

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>>25508763
Watch AncientReality's Youtube videos. They're fucking excellent when you're tossed.

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>bored as shit
>start going through old music collection
>lol hardstyle I remember that phase
>listen to it
>been listening for hours

>>25508258
>4:36 pm
>drinking my first glass of cheap white wine

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>>25508258
lurking int
lurking krautchan
looking for some Russian song I thought I recognized from a vid posted on kc
about to make a cup of apple juice

>>25508643
Late at night I am reminded I am a job less 25 year old failure with no gf living at my grandmothers, who will need a job around summer and it freaks me out. The blanket and shitposting is comfy however.

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>>25508258
3:41 here. Trying to sleep because I have work at 10.

There is literally nothing to do.

>>25508868
get a job at a large grocery store
it will be hell and every job after will seem like nothing at all
3 weeks ago i was a 23 year old virgin living at my mothers
today im a 23 year old virgin that lives with a decent roommate in the city
shits rough but its getting better
just gotta work at it little by little anon

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>3:38 am
>i think i slept around 19 hours until 4pm yesterday
>going to look for work today
> haven't updated my CV since my last job
>literally have nothing to eat and drink other than spaghetti and water
>havent payed rent this month yet, 200$ short and landlord is going to be up my ass in the evening
>just smoked a pathetic half-toothpick J
>its going to be a long day

>>25508905
Ive had a job before, I even had a gf once, I am the definition of failed normie. Its just having been NEET for two years I am not looking foreards to trying to grt a job again. Working isnt the problem as much as applying.

>>25508904
hey babe, whats that animes name again? i remember watching it long ago, that dude gets his dick cencored with an elephant a lot

>>25508740
I always where my clothes when I go to sleep. Is it unusual to do or do other bots do this?

>>25509074
no i mean i wear my clothes to sleep because its so cold
i usually wear my underwear but its so cold i have to wear my jeans and shit

>>25509013
back in the old days of r9k youd be classified as a regular robot
i also have problems applying myself
my younger brother makes like twice what i make and weve been having jobs for like the same amount of time
he just has great dedication

>>25509050
I believe its Girls Bravo or something.

>>25509074
I do that. Everyone always looked at me weird when I said I was fine with sleeping in jeans

i'm waiting to be picked up by this guy who wants to suck my dick for 300 dollars.

>>25509446
I was on /r9k/ back when it was gentlemen. kv till 20.

My younger sibling is still in HS and makes more than me, I know that feel bro.

>>25508682
Arizona here, been pouring all day. Supposed to be worse tomorrow or today w/e

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>>25509522
i remember those days
when we had that lil picture of the robot on the front page and the best green text threads ive ever seen
i miss those days
>my brother lost his virginity and i still havent
>mfw im 23
>mfw i saw him make out with a random chick on new years and he took her back home and my crew disappeared so i had to walk home in the cold alone

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I woke up at 1 and couldnt fall back asleep so I watched someone youtube vids on my phone in bed hoping to get sleepy somehow, but couldnt go back to sleep so I made myself a cup of dunkin donuts home drip coffee and opened up my laptop to play TF2 even though I have school at 7. I bought chocolate glazed donut flavor as ive never done this and I quite liked it. Servers were empty after playing for about 45 mins so I left and come onto 4chan to shitpost.
All in all a normal night.

4:28 AM. Coffee, crying over calculus as usual, questioning self.
As usual.

>>25509597
Moot made a mistake not making >greentext a board

>>25508258
3:25 AM here.

Went to bed yesterday at 7:00 AM and spent the entire day today lying in bed sporadically going back to sleep until 11:00 PM.
Going to stay up until midnight and try to gain a normal sleeping schedule.

I regret this decision and feel kind of autistic and dumb since I wasted an entire day doing nothing and want nothing more now than to get some good immersion vidya in while everyone's asleep.

I think my sis and her boyfriend finally went to bed now so I'm gonna head downstairs to the PS3 and play some FFVI.

>>25509703
i know these feels all too well

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>>25508258
7 AM and I'm torturing myself by concluding my Matrix marathon with Revolutions.