>tfw it's 2 AM and you're making a tuna samwhich
what are you up to, robots?
I'm 18 and have school tomorrow. I want to be salutatorian ffs. I want to get into Columbia god damn it.
My ACT scores are shit. My SAT scores are shit. I'm ranked 4 in my class.
I wish I could go back to freshman year and start over. Just fucking start over...
...you should share tuna sandwich sounds awesome right now
yeah here's an example
HOLY SHIT POOO PPO
OH YEAH THIS /MU/ AND WE SHITPOSTING
HISTORY OF FLESH SWANS TO BE KIND 10/10!!!!
LE BENIS MAN HAHAHAHAHHA BENIS BENIS OOH YEAH ZACHARIAH HOOLLTE AARON1! OUPI IN HERE OH YEAH
SHIT POSTING MOTHERFUCK
Having roast chicken ramen feat. green onions and a soft boiled egg.
Watching Youtube reviewers shit all over Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta. Feelin' comfy
>Its 330am and I am shitposting while comfy under a heated blanket. I did nothing but eatch anime today and hate myself.
how can you hate yourself that sounds comfy and fun as fuck
Try Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta. It's a video game developed in the middle east.
Just kidding, the thing was a massive bomb. Columns 3 for the genesis is great fun.
I'm thinking about how much I would love to smell Ryan Newman's boots after a long a day. Just think about how good they must smell. That sweet ripe smell of leather and fabric and jewish girl feets. Mmm mmm mmm.
Watch AncientReality's Youtube videos. They're fucking excellent when you're tossed.
>bored as shit
>start going through old music collection
>lol hardstyle I remember that phase
>listen to it
>been listening for hours
looking for some Russian song I thought I recognized from a vid posted on kc
about to make a cup of apple juice
Late at night I am reminded I am a job less 25 year old failure with no gf living at my grandmothers, who will need a job around summer and it freaks me out. The blanket and shitposting is comfy however.
3:41 here. Trying to sleep because I have work at 10.
There is literally nothing to do.
get a job at a large grocery store
it will be hell and every job after will seem like nothing at all
3 weeks ago i was a 23 year old virgin living at my mothers
today im a 23 year old virgin that lives with a decent roommate in the city
shits rough but its getting better
just gotta work at it little by little anon
>i think i slept around 19 hours until 4pm yesterday
>going to look for work today
> haven't updated my CV since my last job
>literally have nothing to eat and drink other than spaghetti and water
>havent payed rent this month yet, 200$ short and landlord is going to be up my ass in the evening
>just smoked a pathetic half-toothpick J
>its going to be a long day
Ive had a job before, I even
had a gf once, I am the definition of failed normie. Its just having been NEET for two years I am not looking foreards to trying to grt a job again. Working isnt the problem as much as applying.
back in the old days of r9k youd be classified as a regular robot
i also have problems applying myself
my younger brother makes like twice what i make and weve been having jobs for like the same amount of time
he just has great dedication
i remember those days
when we had that lil picture of the robot on the front page and the best green text threads ive ever seen
i miss those days
>my brother lost his virginity and i still havent
>mfw im 23
>mfw i saw him make out with a random chick on new years and he took her back home and my crew disappeared so i had to walk home in the cold alone
I woke up at 1 and couldnt fall back asleep so I watched someone youtube vids on my phone in bed hoping to get sleepy somehow, but couldnt go back to sleep so I made myself a cup of dunkin donuts home drip coffee and opened up my laptop to play TF2 even though I have school at 7. I bought chocolate glazed donut flavor as ive never done this and I quite liked it. Servers were empty after playing for about 45 mins so I left and come onto 4chan to shitpost.
All in all a normal night.
3:25 AM here.
Went to bed yesterday at 7:00 AM and spent the entire day today lying in bed sporadically going back to sleep until 11:00 PM.
Going to stay up until midnight and try to gain a normal sleeping schedule.
I regret this decision and feel kind of autistic and dumb since I wasted an entire day doing nothing and want nothing more now than to get some good immersion vidya in while everyone's asleep.
I think my sis and her boyfriend finally went to bed now so I'm gonna head downstairs to the PS3 and play some FFVI.
7 AM and I'm torturing myself by concluding my Matrix marathon with Revolutions.