You are locked from this thread if you have ever >had a meaningful

>>25506470

holy shit what happened to her

>>25506470
Whether I'm allowed on this thread depends on whether relatives count or not.

Do they?

>>25506501
The modern world m80

>>25506501
landplanet who shaved off her eyebrows and drew them back on like a retard

>>25506521
It says "a girl", not "your elderly aunt/underage cousin". Stop being an autistic pedant. You know whether you're allowed or not.

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>>25506470
Finally a thread i fit in, this board is filled with dumb cunts straight from reddit.

>Lmao wat shud i txt dis girl from work ayye r9k!!!

who /Dark Stacey/ here?

>be me
>be just an average jawgirl
>be robot
>post picture, robots pick on me
>i cry everytiem
>stop cry
>ask Chad for dark Stacey powers
>he gives me 3 tests
>i pass them all
>tfw acquiring dark Stacey powers
>tfw betas are nothing more than a game to me
>mfw

lol done it all idgaf

>>25506470

Can someone please caption the following with OP's picture?

>"Betas are nothing more than a game to me."
>MFW

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>>25506470
>Done all of them
>still feel like a worthless piece of shit who should kill himself
youre logic is flawed

more like "locked from this board", god fucking damn, did all the chads have new years resolutions to become a robot or something?

>>25506470
if I had my first and only kiss 33 years ago is that OK?

I've made a successful career acting in straight porn, am currently engaged, and I'm posting in this thread, and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me.

well, if it wasn't for us, Jawchan never would have gotten that cosmetic procedure done.

She should really thank us and not punish us for telling the truth, it's really why r9k is valuable - we speak our thoughts earnestly.

>>25506703
> had a kiss
REEEE
Normie detected
Why are u evrn on this bord. I mean if you know how to kiss a girls you will find another to kiss? Isnt it like riding a bike, you learn it one time and then wont lose the ability?

You pussy virgin faggots can't lock me out of this thread, you can't even fucking talk to a bitch.

>>25506546
Same age.
Technically not related.

It's a fine line.

I've done all that in the past week but I just wanted to post because I'm a cheeky cunt who can't sleep.

>you will never have a meaningful conversation with a girl

>>25506774
what did she have done?

>>25507582

she got her jaw shaved a little bit, looks great.

>>25507613
>>25506774
>legochan
>plastic surgery
in the bin she goes

>>25507641

i don't like plastic surgery because most of the time women end up overdoing it, but in Jawchan's case it was done well.

she should have no ragrets tb.h

What's stopping me from posting despite having experienced everything bar 2 of the things you listed?

>>25506574
>>25506680
>>25506719
>>25507538
>>25507563
>>25507721
have a (you) and be on your way.

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>sent gf funny pic
>saw it nearly an hour ago
>no response
>not even "haha"

JUST

>>25508618

>texting shit
>not just calling her

i swear its just better to not text at all unless you've already spoken to her earlier that day.

never text a girl first before u call.

you're welcome

t. penultimate chad

>>25508645
How do you call a funny pic?

>>25508645

>calls girlfriend
>describes funny picture
>"an-and the may-may frog, h-hes licking the frowny face m-man"

keep your autism in check

This is now a normie thread.

I just got dumped guys, should I get a rebound girl y/n?

I think it'll make me feel better

>>25508858
>find a girl who is into pity fucks
>get pity fucked
>feel better
>get dumped by rebound because you no longer require pity

>>25508686

being beta cuz u being needy

>>25508700

kid u are on an entirely different level /salute

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>not pulling off sweet arial combos

what is this, a thread for plebs?

what the fuck do guys
my shitlord ex gave me a mild std that will last a few more weeks
but im pretty sure the girl ive been crushing on will ask me out next week

>>25509164

you deserve it m'lady

The last five or six posts are incomprehensible. Is it autism? What happened to this thread?

i am the last true robot. i'm basically a Jedi Master equivalent but real and on the internet.

I think I'll be needing some yous OP

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>>25506501
She is not the same jawgirl.

>>25510552
t r a s h e d

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>>25506470
Did all of those recently. Didn't even feel especially good. Come at me bro.

>>25507613
Do you have proof of this?