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You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
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>>25506470

holy shit what happened to her
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>>25506470
Whether I'm allowed on this thread depends on whether relatives count or not.

Do they?
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>>25506501
The modern world m80
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>>25506501
landplanet who shaved off her eyebrows and drew them back on like a retard
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>>25506521
It says "a girl", not "your elderly aunt/underage cousin". Stop being an autistic pedant. You know whether you're allowed or not.
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>>25506470
Finally a thread i fit in, this board is filled with dumb cunts straight from reddit.

>Lmao wat shud i txt dis girl from work ayye r9k!!!
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who /Dark Stacey/ here?

>be me
>be just an average jawgirl
>be robot
>post picture, robots pick on me
>i cry everytiem
>stop cry
>ask Chad for dark Stacey powers
>he gives me 3 tests
>i pass them all
>tfw acquiring dark Stacey powers
>tfw betas are nothing more than a game to me
>mfw
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lol done it all idgaf
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>>25506470

Can someone please caption the following with OP's picture?

>"Betas are nothing more than a game to me."
>MFW
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>>25506470
>Done all of them
>still feel like a worthless piece of shit who should kill himself
youre logic is flawed
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more like "locked from this board", god fucking damn, did all the chads have new years resolutions to become a robot or something?
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>>25506470
if I had my first and only kiss 33 years ago is that OK?
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I've made a successful career acting in straight porn, am currently engaged, and I'm posting in this thread, and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me.
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well, if it wasn't for us, Jawchan never would have gotten that cosmetic procedure done.

She should really thank us and not punish us for telling the truth, it's really why r9k is valuable - we speak our thoughts earnestly.
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>>25506703
> had a kiss
REEEE
Normie detected
Why are u evrn on this bord. I mean if you know how to kiss a girls you will find another to kiss? Isnt it like riding a bike, you learn it one time and then wont lose the ability?
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You pussy virgin faggots can't lock me out of this thread, you can't even fucking talk to a bitch.
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>>25506546
Same age.
Technically not related.

It's a fine line.
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I've done all that in the past week but I just wanted to post because I'm a cheeky cunt who can't sleep.
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>you will never have a meaningful conversation with a girl
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>>25506774
what did she have done?
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>>25507582

she got her jaw shaved a little bit, looks great.
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>>25507613
>>25506774
>legochan
>plastic surgery
in the bin she goes
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>>25507641

i don't like plastic surgery because most of the time women end up overdoing it, but in Jawchan's case it was done well.

she should have no ragrets tb.h
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What's stopping me from posting despite having experienced everything bar 2 of the things you listed?
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>>25506574
>>25506680
>>25506719
>>25507538
>>25507563
>>25507721
have a (you) and be on your way.
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>sent gf funny pic
>saw it nearly an hour ago
>no response
>not even "haha"

JUST
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>>25508618

>texting shit
>not just calling her

i swear its just better to not text at all unless you've already spoken to her earlier that day.

never text a girl first before u call.

you're welcome

t. penultimate chad
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>>25508645
How do you call a funny pic?
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>>25508645

>calls girlfriend
>describes funny picture
>"an-and the may-may frog, h-hes licking the frowny face m-man"

keep your autism in check
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This is now a normie thread.

I just got dumped guys, should I get a rebound girl y/n?

I think it'll make me feel better
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>>25508858
>find a girl who is into pity fucks
>get pity fucked
>feel better
>get dumped by rebound because you no longer require pity
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>>25508686

being beta cuz u being needy

>>25508700

kid u are on an entirely different level /salute
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>not pulling off sweet arial combos

what is this, a thread for plebs?
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what the fuck do guys
my shitlord ex gave me a mild std that will last a few more weeks
but im pretty sure the girl ive been crushing on will ask me out next week
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>>25509164

you deserve it m'lady
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The last five or six posts are incomprehensible. Is it autism? What happened to this thread?
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i am the last true robot. i'm basically a Jedi Master equivalent but real and on the internet.
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I think I'll be needing some yous OP
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>>25506501
She is not the same jawgirl.
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>>25510552
t r a s h e d
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>>25506470
Did all of those recently. Didn't even feel especially good. Come at me bro.
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>>25507613
Do you have proof of this?
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