/britfeel/

Probably a ton of people with hangovers, again. Just gonna spend today reflecting more and playing Chinese video games. Good thing it's raining

>tfw original brit picture maker isn't gonna maintain them no more

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>tfw low mood won't leave me

And I have an exam on the 5th too.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP LADS

>>25431045

I felt too shit to post my shit yesterday, but today i'm back!

The TV doesn't lie, a hangover at 29 is a completely different beast to early 20s.

what you lads got planned for the rest of the day, anything?

>>25431281
I'm planning a 4chan excursion, going to lurk some of the boards I don't usually visit.

>>25431281
Video games. Maybe I'll watch anime for the first time since October

>>25431330

Sounds exciting, don't forget to pack some spare memes in case you hit trouble though. Some of the boards can get quite rough at times. Bring us back a souvenir!

>>25431330
That sounds nice bring some interesting things back for us if you find anything.

>>25431045

it's everywhere, not anyone you fucking moron inbred mongrel fucktard

>>25431391
>where the fuck is everywhere

It's people, 'where the fuck is people' you fucking chewed bellend

>>25431132
Iktf, exam on monday on one of my doss modules

Might get a Chinese tonight lads. What should I go for?

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>>25431413
I've got a 100 word essay due on Monday

>mfw

>>25431281

My day has only just begun, I got up at 1230.

Fuck why is getting out of bed so hard? Literally the most difficult thing in the world.

>>25431416
Shredded chilli beef if they do it

>>25431416

That thick red sauce you get to dip the chicken balls in, get six cups of that and nothing else.

Is it that time again? When all the unifags have time off and start shitting threads up with their unishit drama?

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>>25431391
>where the fuck is everywhere

I'm bored as fuck lads what should I do

SW London suburbs

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>>25431413
I'm just tired of everything senpai. Hold me. I'll just keep playing video games to forget.

>>25431493
get some overpriced food from Borough Market

>>25431444

This. Crispy beef is amazing, get some chicken fried rice to go with it and some salt and pepper crispy chilli chicken wings.

>tfw want to order pizza but its too early and ill be hungry at diner time.

Been up all night, and noticed no /britfeel/ around 9am.

Didn't have the right image though, so I felt I daren't make a thread. Though, mend and make do, eh lads? That's the spirit.

What's everybody listening to today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3uCuFKlqw

>>25431546
I really want to get Burger King delivered but they don't deliver where I live

>>25431510

Why are nigger memes so much funnier than 4chan ones?

>>25431587
Burger king doesnt deliver at all M80

>>25431582

I'm listening to this from inside my head because it's stuck there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwYzAnNRFQU

>>25431611
It does in certain places they started last year.

Is there any comfier feel than rain outside the window while being sat in your dressing-gown at lunchtime being a useless sack of shit?

>>25431678
yeah, relaxing like that after actually doing something with your life / with your day is about 20 times more comfy on average

>>25431678
That is a pretty comfy feeling desu unfortunately the goblins next door are listening to DJ Bass Drum full blast so ruins it a bit

DUM DUM DUM DU DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>25431441
Is a bit tricky, feels like a wasted day waking up so late

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>>25431708
>relaxing like that after actually doing something with your life

>>25431713
>half 12
>late

Mate I didn't wake up until 8pm yesterday

Why do britfeel threads have so many normies in them?

>phone dead
>got voicemail for interview for a bar
>"just call me on this number"
>no number in logs cause phone was out of juice


THAT FUCKING BITCH WHY COULDNT SHE STATE HER PHONE NUMBER?!!

>>25431724
ah fair enough, did you stay up till the next day or?

>>25431783
Nah I fell back asleep about 11pm then got woken up by my dad wandering around drunk at 3am so have been up since then. Should mean I'll be able to sleep tonight though.

>>25431814
ah ok mate be sure to suck my chode before you do, you've been slipping a bit

>>25431780
1471 mate
little trick I picked up in primary school.

>>25431822
I don't know what this means, sorry.

>my meme back on op
well done lads

>>25431765
Because most posters from months ago outright left when more showed up here. There are more /brit/ posters, by their own admission, now than there were in the past.

Can't even relate to /britfeel/ half the time anymore, not sure why I still read this thread.

I regret ordering that kebab last night lads I can't stop shitting

>>25431879
>ordering delivery kebabs

might as well just kill yourself m8

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>Mum wants us to visit my aunt & Co. in a few weeks
>Younger cousin is the last one still living there out of all of her siblings
>Last time we saw each other was at her sisters wedding
>She got drunk and made it abundantly clear she wants my dick
>We're probably going to end up being alone at some point while I'm there

No regrets.

>>25432017
inbred loser

ever wondered why you're so ugly? it's cos your parents are siblings

>>25431879
I dfucking know m8 cost me a tenner and I didn't even eat it

>>25432017
on the cross

>>25431830

mate it says I dialed an incorrect number when I dial it on my cellphone. im using EE

>>25432077
>cellphone
kill yourself

>>25432068
>>25432029
Mum is American, Dad is Scottish.
Aunt is American, Uncle is Indian (Though the kids look Persian or something)

Fairly diverse genes desu

>>25432077
>cellphone

Fuck off Yank

>>25431678

I know onesies are typically for normies, but they sure are comfy.

Sat in mine right now eating skittles and drifting away, bretty good feel

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Ladm8s the Steam sale is almost over, what did you get/what should I get before it finishes?

>>25432077
>cellphone

fuck off yank bastard

>>25432077
>cellphone
FOY

>>25432077
>cellphone
Fuck off ank

>>25432077
>mate it says I dialed an incorrect number when I dial it on my cellphone. im using EE
fuck off yank scum

>>25432077
>yank

fuck off

>>25432077
Fuck off Yaaaaaaaaaaaaank! REEEEEE!!

>these fat virgin cunts jealous of my pure american heritage

fuckin lol

@25432077
yank cunt

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>>25432124

>the current year
>still buying vidya

>>25432077
>CELLPHONE

End yourself

>>25432086
>>25432104
>>25432126
>>25432128
>>25432130
>>25432131
>>25432141
>>25432142
>>25432153
DAE le /brit/??? ebin epic raid my friends

Is Game of subreddits worth watching lads?

I can't be fucked to watch it from the start or even every single episode. What are some interesting episodes to watch? I'm in the mood after playing the telltale game for it.

>>25432151
>pure american heritage
You mean wog/spic halfbreed?

>>25432164
Watch the first series and then stop. that's when the good nudity ends and the story goes full retard.

>>25432164
>I'm in the mood after playing the telltale game for it
the game was absolute shit

>>25432155

>pirating instead of buying the vidya

Enjoy being part of a Russian hacker's botnet.

At least Steam is up-front about it.

>>25432161
>epic

Jog on Yank

>>25432188
I liked it desu. Finished it all in 2 days despite knowing nothing about the tv show or books.

got some football to go to today before I catch up on the shitton of work I've got to do
watford vs man city should be good
any other football fags here?

>>25432211
it's just a movie that you're forced to pay attention to because of the timer
the are no real choices besides the choice to kill either ludd or gryff whitehill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ2L-2-eQWc

ASMR: not even once

>>25432245
>movie
FOY

>>25432256
I stopped watching ASMR stuff when I realised I was only watching it because the people were attractive and not watching it for it's intended purpose

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>tfw I have an essay due in on Monday and I spent the entire Christmas Holidays screwing around instead of writing it

>>25431132
I've got exams all week, done no revision... I'm gonna fuck up my A levels so badly, then just become a NEET

Has op image guy done any new images yet?

>>25432245
I know senpai. All the newer telltale 'games' are like that. Still was really entertaining and fun though. That's all I ask for in a video game. I always enjoy putting myself in the characters shoes and picking what I would do. Even though I know nothing really matters and the story goes the same way.

The fuck was up with the north grove though? Still don't really understand what it was apart from a tree granting some mind control powers.

>>25431423
Take it you missed at least one, maybe two zeroes off... More like a one thousand or ten thousand words essay, because a hundred words essay can be done in five minutes

>>25432315
Feel all the pain of how much work you now have to do, but don't feel guilt or shame

Because literally fucking everyone does it

>>25432335
season two is confirmed so we'll find out I guess
what kind of fucking company policy is it to release an uncomplete game, telltale really did go mainstream

>>25432346
Give me 100 words on your hobbies and interests.

It's 14:10 now, I expect a response by 14:16

>>25432346
No I have to do 100 words about my Christmas presents

>>25432322
I'm legit thinking about dropping out of uni lad. I'm just miserable. It's final year though, so it's going to be a big deal if I do, already fucked up that I can't get higher than a 2.2 even if I stay.

>>25431416
Spiciest thing they do, I find most food far too bland if it isn't making my head melt, permanently have scotch bonnets in all my food... Still experience no joy, but better than bland tasteless food

>>25432361
confirmed for underage


oc

>>25432227
yea. waiting for 3 o clock kick offs

>>25432346
get meme'd on kiddo

fuck the robot

>>25431493
Go to south London where there's the massive black community and call everyone a nigger

just made myself a penitentiary sausage sandwich

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>>25431546
I know the feel!!!
Why can't they just open?!?!

>>25432227

Yeah me, hoping Villa get thrashed today, I have wanted them to go down for such a long time.

200 word essay due on friday and im sat here refreshing britfeel, fuckin hell lads

>>25432444
What is it about mate?

I unironically have a 3000 word draft chapter of my dissertation in for Friday and I have no idea what to write haha

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I want to go and see Star Wars guys, is it weird going to the cinema by yourself?

>>25432534

You need to phone them up and check m8, some of them have banned people going in alone for security stuff recently.

>>25432534
See Star Wars on your own, no not weird

Poleaboo needs to apply to 15-20 jobs before Monday

>>25432534
No but you'll upset yourself everyone else with partners and friends

>>25432534
Depends if they have a no singles policy.
My cinema does but that's partly due to the seating arrangements (it's an Everyman cinema - they have these two seater sofas instead of chairs).

>>25432369

Having a 2:2 is better than having nothing, literally everyone has a degree these days so if you drop out your job options are limited to "waste disposal technician" or "convenience food preparations operative".

>>25432534
I'd look to see if your cinema has the no singles policy, otherwise it would be pointless turning up in the first place.

>>25432534
I saw Blue is the Warmest Colour by myself, so if I can do that, you can see fucking Star Wars

>>25432569
>Having a 2:2 is better than having nothing
No it isn't.
It shows you spent 3 years unfocused and not working hard. It's literally worse than 3 years on JSA showing you were actively trying to get a job.

Anyone else on Citalopram?

Doc says it should make me feel better but I've been on it for 2 weeks and still feel like topping myself

>>25432575

I think you can be exempt from the no singles policy if you have a doctor's note for autism or similar.

>>25432592
a 2:2 is fine
a 2:1 is no different to a first

a third is bad

as always a degree is never why someone is hired

>>25432593

It takes longer than two weeks to work, give it a month. I am on it too and it helped me, just took a good while to work.

Just had a shower, now im gonna fry some sausages and tomato slices with some scrambled eggs.

>tfw dad says you're wasting your life
>"why don't you go out? What's (old friend from school who ditched you when you went to 6th form and then fucked and dumped your sister while you were at uni aka) Bob Anon doing?"
>ooohthat'sgoingtosting.png

>>25432592
>>25432569
I have placement experience, that's the only reason why I am considering not dropping out. A 2.2 with placement experience. I don't know.

I need to decide quickly though, I have an exam on the 5th and two dissertation assignments in for monday which I haven't started yet.

>>25432616
2:2 or third is not worth mentioning
2:1 is alright, all it means is you turned up to lectures
1st is definitely better and really shows you actually bothered to work at it.

>>25432616
>a 2:1 is no different to a first

Fuck you, I nearly killed myself getting that first.

>>25432655
everyone gets a placement and they're never in depth
you need proper experience to set yourself apart, to have worked somewhere properly, even if it means working behind a bar

>>25432552
how do you guys still get updates about him? There's been no posts since September on his blog my end.

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>>25432330
see
>>25431092

only thing ive done since was this because its time for something new.
which I don't mind helping making.
im just not being op image guy all year.

>>25432616
>>25432661
You guys are forgetting that the subject of the degree is important too.

A 2:2 in Maths is immeasurably more useful than a 1st in Film Studies or some bollocks.

>>25432673
How's it feel knowing that employers don't give a fuck about the difference between 2:1 and first?

You'll both get an interview and then it's down to who's the least autistic.

>>25432673
>nearly killed myself getting 70%
Really? A first is a fucking cakewalk, all it means is you turned up to the lectures and got your assignments in on time.

Basically, if your degree isn't a first it's fucking worthless.

>>25432661
>2:1 is alright, all it means is you turned up to lectures
>1st is definitely better and really shows you actually bothered to work at it.
underage

2:1 and a 1st are literally the same, nowhere asks for a 1st and no one has ever been hired solely on the degree they have, your work experience/internships are more valuable

>>25432661
Work experience is more important, I have a 2.2 and a lot of experience and I'm working at a law firm in the City of London making bank

>>25432673
It's true though
Employers are looking for a satisfactory degree, they don't see a large difference between "Good" and "Great", as long as you're not "Average" or below

>>25432676
>everyone gets a placement
Only about 25% of my coursemates managed to get a placement.

>>25432673
You wasted your time lad

>>25432698
>>25432706
Employers do care. When they say "at least a 2:1" it means "you need a first, but we'll at least consider you if you have exceptional experience in the field".

Source: my mum works in HR

>>25432702
>Basically, if your degree isn't a first it's fucking worthless.
Ignore this poster

>>25432728
Your mum's a dumb bimbo m8

>>25432734
>i got a 2:1 and am perpetually butthurt about it
Maybe you should have bothered going into uni, retard.

>>25432645
I can never understand normies

How is spending your life as a wageslave and 'going outside' any less wasteful than spending it in your room wanking yourself into an early grave?

>>25432728
>Source: my mum works in HR

Well I can only speak for engineering but at my company HR don't decide shit other than filtering out the CVs which are absolute dogshit. The rest is up to the managers.

>>25432728
They barely care about your degree at all

They're hiring based on your personal qualities and skills, everyone who has a degree has similar academic attributes

A degree alone isn't even enough to get an interview, nor will it give you an edge over someone else if you reach the interviews

>>25432673
The grade you get is almost completely worthless, if you didn't get an internship at Uni then no one is going to hire you. It's all about previous experience/connections.

>>25432748

Because Mr. Shekelstein will give you the occasional compliment if you make him enough money.

>>25432691
That's a shame you're not going to carry on bro

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So what then lads? Should I drop out? A 2.2 with a placement is all I'll have if I continue. I don't want to be too specific on the degree in case I get recognized, but it's STEM.

I need to decide now as I have shit tons of work to do for monday if I stay.

I'm ready to leave guys new year or not, I dont know of all the weed I have smoked made me feel this way but after 5days of drinking my choice is final. Have a good one guys

>>25432719
>implying 2:1 is good
>implying first is great

2:1 is basically a C grade, a pass but who cares
first is just ok

>>25432702
>My Womans Study degree was real easy guys why aren't you all as great as me?!

>>25432765
You're obviously underage or a first year

>>25432762
If you drop out it looks worse. It makes you look like you have psychological issues, can't commit, aren't willing to put the effort in etc.
Doing something you hate just to finish it/get it out the way shows strength of character and is an attractive attribute to employers.

>>25432771
MSci Physics, but nice projection kiddo.

>I am an autist who hasn't attended any of the employment fairs etc and hope good grades will get me a job

>>25432762
Nah ignore these guys, it's not great but it's not a total shit show.

Especially if you can get in somewhere, if you can get a few years experience you'll be hired over a fresh graduate with a first.

>>25432764
>waaahhhh plz pay attention to me waaaaahh

>>25432764
Nice one mate see you on the other side good luck

>>25432809
Please stop reminding me

>>25432762
why is a 2:1 no longer obtainable?

>>25432758

I didn't get an internship, I came out of uni with a first and zero extracurriculars or social skills and I still managed to get a job.

Who's laughing now anon?

>>25432830
his iq is below 80

>>25432761
By the end of the year my heart just wasn't in it anymore, it became a drag, my brain was switched off and I didn't enjoy doing it.

There have been some other guys here who are quite capable of photoshopping shit,
might as well give it to someone whose enthusiastic.

I may make the odd addition for the lulz.

I've done a few STEM jobs over the years since graduating and I can tell you 99% of people don't give a shit about what grade you got. I've met people in industry with a pass and people who did three years of a PhD but never bothered writing up, you get all sorts.

The only people I knew who did care were autists who did their degree at a uni that was good but not at Oxbridge who seemed to have an eternal chip on their shoulder about it.

See:York, Durham, Bristol

Poleaboo thinks he'll just list a bunch of jobs without actually applying to them this week

Not like they'd hire him anyway, so he's saving time

>>25432837
>things that aren't true

Unless it's some civil service shit

>>25432841
All you have to do is one a month could you do that? nobody else is going to bother are they

>>25432850
>a uni that was good
>York, Durham, Bristol

lol

>>25432866
>o-oh well it's only the MoD that doesn't count
alright

>really pissed off with life
>go to jobcentre appointment to check if I exist (ESA)
>tell them all the immigrants take low pay jobs because they don't mind
>tell them there are like ten applicants for every job and they will disregard mine because not worked for years

She says that's not true at all. By this stage I'm fuming. I can't work. What is the point trying to 'help' at this stage when all the employers want to know your experience these past few years?

>>25432873
Oxbridge wanker detected

>felt myself awesome have a heart attack out of fear when I looked out the window and saw the lampost light outside my window because I forgot it was there

Is this what they call anxiety?

>>25432873
What would you call good? Manchester met?

>>25432896
Cardiff is better than Bristol mate Bristol is just for rich toffs and Chinese sweatshop workers kids

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>>25432804
>>25432812
I do have physiological issues kek, I'm on antidepressants. But I hide that, only a few people even know.

>>25432830
Didn't go into lectures, didn't submit stuff. Uni let me off due to my history of depression. They actually helped me get the help during the second year.

Think I'll just stay then. Fuck, I have loads to do for next week now.

>>25432898
Almost I meant not awesome

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>>25432077
>Cellphone

American Spy detected

>>25432901
Oxford, Imperial and London are the only universities worth attending. They are the only institutions whose research matters.

Cambridge, Warwick and the other "Russell Group" universities are just a big scam. If you're only interested in the 'uni experience' then pay your 9k a year to go to one of those.

>>25432914
Like I said, Bristol is for people who wanted to go to Oxbridge but didn't make the cut.

>>25432942
>Cambridge
>Scam

I'm sure.

>>25432920
>only a few people know
>but it's on my uni records

may as well drop out desu

>>25432813
I'm Not seeking attention its satisfaction that I want to achieve

>>25432942
>He thinks employers give a shit what uni he went to
Where you did your placement/internship is far more important

>>25432961
If your employer doesn't care about what uni you went to it says more about your employer.

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All this uni talk getting a bit dull desu

What you drinking lads

>>25432961
why would you want to work for someone that doesn't understand why your degree from oxbridge is better than one from london met?

>>25432974
Most employers just care about personality.

>livershit
>klopp
>>96

btfo zzzzzzzzz

>>25432988
>I don't like this change it

Fuck off retard. Go blog about it on tumblr.

>>25432988
may crack open a red stripe. feeling pretty tired though

>>25432974
They don't give a shit as long as you've shown you're competent. Are you the same autist raging about how important and easy a first is?

>>25432988
>>25433007
>>25433010
>drinking
>not doing mdma

loooooool

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>tfw parents have gone to the pub already

alchys out desu

Called in ill to work today lads, bit embarrassing when they asked why and I had to say 'I was drunk and injured my leg trying to hop a wall to get to McDonalds'

Is uni worth it lads?

>>25432988

Not daring a bevvy until ~6/7pm. Haven't slept, so a stiff drink might be the end of my day!

Just pepsi until then, it does the job of keeping the water level up, can't complain.

>>25433027
>doing drugs

been there, done that. load of bollocks lad

>>25433036
It is good because you can avoid wageslaving for 4 years but bad in every other aspect.

>>25433036
no
but without it you don't stand a chance

>>25433036
No but it's pretty much mandatory now

>Poleaboo wants to write a novel based on his life experiences and fantasies
>Worried the piggies will find it and claim it's a manifesto/confession

>>25433036
Yes. It is pussy on tap mate.
When you're banging 3+ girls a week like the average uni student it works out much cheaper than getting a hooker.

>>25432893
Don't forget people who have been in that business for years because they don't have the brains or desire to seek out higher skilled roles, so they all clog up the starting jobs with their "valuable experience and loyalty" along with foreign folk what are hired to meet quota.
Why is a permanent job a privledge, when all I remember from school is "get good grades and go to uni then you get well paid job" I feel pretty cheated.

>>25433033
Why would you have to tell them? All i say when i call up sick is that i'm not feeling great so can't come in and that's the end of it.

>>25433071
>paying 30k to go to uni just to shag slags

It's much easier to just go to your mates parties

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>>25432956
Don't say things like that.

I just need someone to tell me it's all going to be okay desu. I love you all lads.

>>25433093
I was off last week because I said I was ill, I thought they'd be suspicious if i said the same this time

>>25433099
Uni gives you access to those mates and parties.

Just finished my 2 days of monthly socializing. Time to lock myself in my room for another month

Feels good to be over. Don't know how people do that shit day in day out. It's exhausting.

>>25433072
>failed at life?
>blame an immigrant!

>>25432697
2.2 isn't worth anything mate, no degree is probably better than that

>>25433120
Ah well I have kept mates from high school and sixth form so I still get invited to their parties even though I don't go to uni

>>25433036
No it's a scam. Don't fall for it unless you are doing something legit like medicine.

All this normie talk disgusts Poleaboo

/brit/ is the place for unifags

>>25433143
can I come

>>25433153
Expect poleaboo was blogging here when he was at uni too you fucking retard.

Speaking of further education I've got a choice lads.

Work said they'd pay for me to do either a second masters in Plasma Physics or a PhD in materials science/engineering.

PhD would be a shitload of time and work and basically make me a company slave but it is more prestigious than another masters, I already have one.

Which do you think I should go for?

>>25433133
>Still pushing this
Enjoy the jobcentre when you realise no one wants to hire an autist without work experience

>>25433153
>Poleaboo
why should anyone care what a disgusting paki thinks? This is britfeel not shitfeel

>>25433072
Exactly and there are plenty of minddead fucks happy doing shit work and staying in it.

>>25433153
suck a fart out me arse you paki sperg

>>25433183
ow, you almost cut me with that edge

>>25433132
Net migration figures. Go figure. Every EU citizen flocks here because it's the 'best' not to mention all the Pakis and Indians.

>>25433158
If you live in Newcastle sure

>>25433167
>Eugene Thunderbrain

Fuck off normie

>>25433165
Not the same thing, Poleaboos posts were related to his feelings, very universal, anyone could relate

>>25433200
reminder that pakis will never, EVER be brits.

>>25433147
>Medicine
>Legit

You literally spend thousands of money studying 10 years, doing 48 hours internship just to get a good salary when you're 40 and die ten years later unless your specialization.

>>25433153
Except Poleaboo went to uni and dropped out. Literally a failed normie, suck my dick faggot.

>>25433204
>the UK is the best

More delusional than a Liverpool fan.

It's hard to find Western European countries that aren't better than the UK.

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>>25433214
>implying i can relate to a paki

>>25432871
only reason nobody bothered was because they knew I would.
I guarantee somebody will take my place.

at the minimum the months only need ticking off.

>>25433241
Germany is.

>>25433228
*unless your specialization is plastic surgery.

>>25433167
>brag: the post

You aren't seriously asking for advice because the decision is incredibly personal and no one here has any fucking idea which one you should go for.

>>25433213
>Normie

You don't get to this kind of situation without being a giga-autist m8.

I'm little more than a sperg calculator for my company. No friends or anything, live alone, don't go out.

If I go ahead with the PhD I'll be sitting in a lab all day alone and writing a powerpoint every other month to update my results.

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>>25433214

> Poleaboos posts were related to his feelings, very universal, anyone could relate
> anyone could relate

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>all these unishits still thinking their degree will mean anything and will turn them into millionaire playboys.

They don't realize that eve Chad Thundercock was a engineering degree these days.

>>25433228
Are you complaining when you see your doctor?

settle it once and for all
http://strawpoll.me/6429061

>>25433222
Poleaboo doesn't even want to be British or belong to any other group anymore

He realises he is alone

>>25433266
I just want someone to validate one position because I haven't got a fucking clue. Tbf the only reason I'd want to do a PhD would be so I can be called Dr.Anon.

>>25433231
Suspended, the dropping out happened after the first year of another course, it's forgotten about

>>25433287
Caring about meaningless titles is a terrible reason to choose something. That's what idiotic normies do. They make life altering decisions based on "the social factor"

Poleaboo thinks it's time to shut down the computer and leave /brit/ for good

>>25433284
>>25433307
so pakiboo, explain no winning this time, no joke answer here now >>25433277

>>25433284
>Pakiboo doesn't even want to be British

Then why keep posting in the british thread?

fuck off shitskin

>>25433284
What do you want to be then?

>>25433324
/britfeel/ is for outcasts

>>25433276
Yes all GPs I've ever seen on the NHS are fucking retards

>>25433342
it's for British outcasts, not pakis

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Dad back to working away on Monday.

Mum going back to work same day.

Just need my little brother from Uni who uses MY SPECIAL MUGS to fuck off now and I'm man of the house again.

>>25433345
Go sort your arm out.

>>25433306
True but my meagre academic standing is the only thing of any meaning in my life and the only thing that makes me feel like I'm not a complete failure.

Bad feel.

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>>25433357
>this is what neets do all day

what a life

>>25433338
Me

>>25433322
"no" is sort of a joke answer

Fairer, less leading options would be
>Do you sympathise with poleaboo?
>Mostly
>Partly
>Little

>>25433305
It's the same thing. He dropped out, he got suspended, he failed. A.K.A. a failed normie.

I'm in my last year of university doing well with lots of friends, Poleaboo could have been the same if he put the effort in and stopped being a spastic.

>>25433357
>and I'm man of the house again

That was a really depressing post

>>25433362
I'm looking at the doctors at the health center and seeing which one looks the least retarded so I can book an appointment

>literally constant pain at this point

>>25433052
Big reason why i want to go tbqh. I hate wageslaving.

>>25433053
>>25433064
Kind of contradicting yourself. If it's mandatory then it must be worth it?

>>25433071
>It is pussy on tap mate.

I wouldn't be able to take advantage being the autist i am, so this doesn't matter too much.

>>25433147
Why is it a scam? The monetary side doesn't really matter because if you're making above the threshold to have to pay the loan back then the small percentage taken away isn't really going to affect you.

>>25433381
>I'm in my last year of university doing well with lots of friends
So you're a normie

>Poleaboo could have been the same if he put the effort in
He DID, but no one wanted to know, they kept shunning him

>>25433381
you're the normie here mate

poleaboo may be a menace to society but he is one of us

>>25433357
That feel. My parents go back to work on Monday I can't wait so I can have the place to myself.

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>>25433378
wow, you are completely lost aren't you? you are legit insane.

>>25433398
I just go to any doctor. Yes they're all shit for mental health.

>>25433378
But I don't sympathise even a little. He deserves everything that happens to him.

>>25433402
>If it's mandatory then it must be worth it?
If you think being 30-40k in debt to MAYBE get a job is worth it, then go ahead

>>25432161
>raiding in own thread

thou wat m9

>>25433402
That only really works under 19.

>>25433404
>they kept shunning him
kek, you kept getting pissed off and pissing in their milk if they would bring thier gf around

>>25433426
If you were in some of his scenarios wouldn't you think/act the same way?

>>25433427
It's not real debt though. You don't start to pay it until you earn a certain amount. If you don't get a worthwhile job after, you don't pay it off. And after a set amount of years it'll be written off if you ended up being completely jobless.

>>25433442
I wouldn't stalk someone if they didn't add me on normiebook.

>>25433404
>>25433408
>They weren't smart enough to use 4chan as a guide on how not to fail at life.

Sorry about that stupidity.

>>25432369
how come you can't get above a 2.2? its only like 3 months into the academic year

>>25433459
Real enough to qualify for Scottish legal aid though

>>25433459
Yeah it's not real debt, but if you get a job that pays over 21k that didn't even require the degree, you're paying 30k back that you wouldn't have had to

>>25433459
>until you earn a certain amount
An amount that you can barely survive off.

Remember so many people in uni chuckling about how you don't have to pay it off until you earn over 24K (IIRC, might be more now), then you leave uni and realise 24k is barely enough to live off after rent, taxes, transport, etc

>>25433427
What are your options? You have zero chance of getting a good job without a degree if you're an actual robot with no connections.

>>25433459
This.

I'm not surprised that the NEET reeetards on here can't grasp how these loans work since the majority of them have double-digit IQ's.

>>25433408
>poleaboo may be a menace to society but he is one of us
>paki
>one of us
nope

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lads, anyone know of decent graduate/entry level jobs for business/project management graduates that don't require an assessment centre?

got to the last stage for a few of these cunts and you just got weeded out for not being a normie

>>25433495

It's 21k, and I'm on 25, and with rent/tax/NI/memberships I'm still saving 800pcm.

24k is more than enough, 26k is the average UK wage IIRC.

>>25433476
Would you be hurt if the closest female in your life thought of your as nothing more than dirt?

Would you be hurt if your waifu didn't even know you existed?

Would you be hurt working at a place where everyone is mates with everyone except you?

>>25433495
>>25433485
Sure, but getting 21k+ without a degree these days is no easy task. Like others have said, everyone has a degree that it's pretty much needed to put your foot in the door now.

>>25433545
>got to the last stage for a few of these cunts and you just got weeded out for not being a normie

What do you expect? You're trying get one of the most normie jobs possible.

>>25432688

that is him isn't it?

>>25433560
>Would you be hurt if the closest female in your life thought of your as nothing more than dirt?
She didn't know you, how could you be close to her?

>you be hurt if your waifu didn't even know you existed?
Had that happen many many times. I've learned to get over it.

>Would you be hurt working at a place where everyone is mates with everyone except you?
My current job lad. Don't care as I get a paycheck.

>>25433560
All of these are true and I don't give a fuck.

>Tfw been awake for 12 hours at this point

Desperately need to make it to night time but I feel like I'm about to pass out

>>25433553
And what career do you have saving that much a month? Doctor?

>>25433610
It's his "friend" posting on his behalf

Who's hiring atm lads?

>>25433656
>tfw been awake for 15 minutes

>>25433583
this desu senpai

get reading up on passing assessment centers. business roles need non autistic people as 50% of the job is sitting in meetings talking and working together.

>>25433567
>Sure, but getting 21k+ without a degree these days is no easy task.

I didn't find it that hard... You just need to start out with a shit tier McJob do that for a year then once you've got the experience and personality move into something higher paying like recruitment, finance, admin etc

>>25433583
I did a placement year at a large engineering firm, which went swimmingly. I'm not a total sperg so it was good, its just fucking assessment centres that are the issue. If you don't love the sound of your own voice you get rekt

>>25433676
Poleaboo says no one

>>25433617
Poleaboo is an emotional guy, sorry for not being a complete robot

>>25433715
>sorry for not being a complete robot
good now feck off

>>25433715

Dinadoo needs to accept responsibility, hand himself in to the police, and enjoy some prison time to reflect and grow as a person.

>>25433660

Software engineering. The most autistic of professions.

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>>25433747
>Dinadoo
Holy fuck, I'm in tears. Why did I never think of that name?

>>25433747
Poleaboo needs to hook up with some young brown freedom fighters

>>25433780
Shame his interest in radical islam faded

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>>25433812
That's right, detective

>>25433208
>girls from newcastle
ah nevermind

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GUYS....
Anybody have any thoughts on what they want the new op image to be?

I imagined outside asda, it keeps the green sign theme,
has lots of room for customisation and stories.
different people coming and going,

its something a lot of people here use.
asda smart price shit. etc.

just an idea.

>>25433876
I want a sitcom based around pakiboo vs the detective.

>>25433936
looking good, would be nice to have a change of pace

>>25433936
No no no. Jobcentre is the only suitable image.

>>25433952
Are you going to make it then?

>>25433936
I AM AUTISTIC PERSON. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE. JOB CENTRE PLEASE.

>>25433936
but references to things that happen in the thread

like the poleaboo shit or references to certain anons' stories and stuff

>>25433952
This

/britfeel/ is a NEET thread

>>25433974
I know a lot of people are not going to like change.
that's why I tried to keep it samea s possible.

but smart price food is neet too.

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SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY FOR 2016

>>25433936
Nice try mate, but keep the slave labour centre, its comical (I'm employed btw)

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>>25433980

>poleaboo in the OP

Fuck off may as well include that tildeanon freak too.

NO

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>>25434049
Problem, la'?

>>25434084

It's not even funny, he's a paki not British.

>>25433936
I like it, but there needs to be some kind of permanent homage to the NEET life on it, without it we'll just end up encouraging /brit/ tier normieposting.

>>25434049
>not wanting thread banter
>not wanting to see yourself make it into the OP image

>>25433936
Yeah nice, I like to imagine that after a year of attending the job centre he finally gets put on work placement at Asda.

Maybe the day image could him be at the checkout, have a saturday image where he's back at the job centre so he don't get sanctioned etc. make a nice story out of it.

>>25434107
He's British and Asian, they're not mutually exclusive. Maybe you got lot on the way to /pol/

It was one of those awkward discussions / arguments we needed to have really.

im not trying to make any choices for people.
I was just starting somewhere.

>>25434121

You can put a dog in a stable it doesn't make it a horse.

>>25434114
the easiest way to get in is to make good edits

>>25434121

Yes they are, they can think they're is British as they want, but all of us proper white people see them and know they're not really English, not like we are.

Sorry if it's mean, but it's true.

>>25434121
>Defending a pedophilic paki

Greencucks lmao

Poleaboo can hide it no longer

Poleaboo longs for some thick hard cock in his mouth

>>25434139
Poleaboo is as British as anyone else in this thread, if not moreso

>>25434121
They are unless you mean he's half-British half-"Asian".

>>25434121
>He's British and Asian, they're not mutually exclusive
yes they are, fuck off paki you will NEVER be one of us

>>25434084
Lmao who the fuck made this?

>>25434153

This is a Christian country, the PM said it this Christmas. If he's not a Christian, then he isn't.

>>25434143
>us proper racist people
FTFY

>>25434153
>if not moreso
explain

Poleaboo accidently drank from one of his piss bottle thinking it was orange cordial

>>25434198
Some of his post detail how much he values his British identity

>>25434180

Have you ever been abroad? Outside of PC EU I mean, chinks and africans laugh when a paki says they come from Britain, they say "no I mean originally, British people are white".

>>25434084
Is that the girl pakiboo was stalking on the right with the tilted neck?

My god, it's just another stacy. Disappointed in pakiboos choice.

>>25434180

Someone who can trace their ancestors in Britain back hundreds of years is more British than someone born here to Indian parents. If you were raised by two Indian people, you will have a lot of Indian influence in your upbringing and personality, how can you therefore possibly be as British?

Does anyone else get pissed with the fact Middle-Easterners are refereed to as "Asian" by our media? Especially if it's some sort of crime, the fact they're a Paki never gets mentioned kek, such a cucked media. Right-wing European resurgence WHEN

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>>25434180
>m-muh racism
this isn't tumblr/the BBC, no one cares.

>>25434216
>chinks and africans
Why do I care what they think?

Poleaboo is downloading grindr for some male company. He is wondering if he should seek tops or bottoms? He is unsure what he wants.

>>25434241
Because believe it or not even non-muslim niggers are superior to Mudslimes.

>>25434235
Asian has always meant Paki here, fuck off yank

>>25434226
Both of the girls are his victims

>>25434255
It's not about tops or bottoms these days. It's about whether you're straight or sissy.

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>>25432697
fuck you i literally have a first in film studies

>>25434261
that's not his point. They say "Asian" to avoid the fact it's specifically pakis. It would be like describing a British person on the news as a "European"

>>25434261
Funny because I was born and raised here with parents native to Britain. Maybe you need to fuck off Paki cunt.

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>>25434259
>>25434233
>>25434239
Put the edges away, kids, someone will get hurt

>>25434235
Yeah that fucks me off a lot. Putting the far east under the same banner as the middle east to suit some Owen Jones tier BBC cuck's agenda is a disgrace to reality.

>>25434311
No, they say Asian because it does mean pakis and therefore it is racist

So... Anyone seen owt good on the telly recently?

>>25434286
And both are nothing special. Certainly not worth all the shit he put himself through. Hundreds of girls like that when you go outside for just half an hour in a city centre.

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I love Newspaper sites after New Years, they always send their reporters up north to photograph the lowlife staceys and chads.

>>25434261
>say Asian
>what you mean are people that come from the Arabian peninsula

Asian = Oriental, epicanthal folds and wide noses.

>>25434351
>middle easterners = arabs
>far east = chinese etc
>pakis = asian
Are you new to the country?

>>25434311
Do you expect them to say 'paki'? That's a derogatory term. As if the news would use it.