Lets have a meme magic thread. Everything you wish in thi

>>24702684
1) I wish my band would get noticed
2) I wish I could get over my past failures and move on with my life

>>24702778

Your wishes are granted.

Your band will get noticed and your past failures are erased

>>24702684
1) i wish the girl i love will leave his bf and be me gf
2) i wish ill get the job

>>24702829

The girl that you love will leave her boyfriend for you and you will get the job

1. I wish I had a loving Chinese wife.
2. I wish me and my family could be happy.

Can any smartfags prove these stories to be true or false?

1) Decent muscles, but not built like the Rock
2) qt gf who i enjoy being around with similar interests

I wish I can achieve stability in life in less than 5 years

I wish I will have the strengh and courage to go after this stability

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>>24702684
>laws of reality
>you can wish for a girlfrind

>>24702891

You will have a Chinese wife and you and your family will be happy again

I wish I had a stable income from being self employed.

I wish the business to be a success.

>>24702925

You will have the strength to obtain the body that you sought out after and you will find your soul mate

>>24702778
whats your band name, m8? i'll check you out.

>>24702934

You will achieve stability in life in less then 5 years and you will have divine strength and courage to obtain your success

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1. I wish I had the focus and determination to make myself financially independent.

2. I wish I had the raw animal magnetism to make women desire me So I can ignore them after marrying my wife Lavren

Thanks magic will power dragon.

>>24702994

You will have a stable income from being self employed and your business will be a big success

>>24703064

You will have the focus and determination to make yourself financially independent and you will have the raw animal magnetism to make women desire you after becoming married to Lavren

>>24702684

1) I want to be monetarily wealthy

2) I want everyone around me to have a fuffilling life.

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1). I wish to come into a large sum of money (5 million USD or more)

2). I wish I wasn't depressed anymore

>>24703127


You will be monetarily wealthy and everyone around you will lead fulfilling lives and the other anons posting in this thread got a boost towards their wishes becoming granted sooner

>>24703142


You will come into a large sum of money and you will not have to suffer from depression any longer

1) I wish to finish my project by next year.
2) I wish to die afterward.

>>24702684
>So no wishing dead people back

Why not? Consciousness is not magic, it is just a specific arrangement of matter. Individual souls don't exist. If you can wish for a computer or a pet cat, you can wish for a body that happens to have the exact brain of your loved one, too.

>>24703315

You will have the strength and the time to finish your project by next year and you will shortly die after from an accidental death

1) I wish to be successful in the music industry
2) I wish for my mother to be alright

>>24703372

The laws of meme magic are powerless towards reanimating a dead soul back from the grave
>>24703394

You will be successful in the music industry and your mother will be alright

>>24702684
You will have the strength to achieve the success that you want out of life, and you will redeem and move on with yourself from the mistakes you've made.

1) I wish I would stop making all of my problems worse and longer than they should be by avoiding them
2) I wish that my oneitis would become yandere for me

>>24702684
1. gf
2. money, tons of it

>>24702684
I wish I had more courage

I wish to learn japanese

>>24702684
I wish I had a cute girlfriend that would give me constant attention.

I wish this girl I'm texting would want something to do with me.

1) I wish for my mind and body to heal to their previous state as they were this summer, before I damaged myself with drugs.

2) I wish that I have the courage to trust my gut and live my life in the manner that I see fit

>>24702684
i wish my family will obtain the money they need to live comfortably

i wish i could get a sick GPA over the next 4 yrs so i can go to grad school and get a sweet job

>>24702778
witnessed

>>24702829
witnessed

>>24702891
witnessed

>>24702925
witnessed

>>24702934
witnessed

>>24702994
witnessed

>>24703064
witnessed

>>24703127
witnessed

>>24703142
witnessed

>>24703315
witnessed

>>24703394
witnessed

>>24703627
witnessed

>>24703642
witnessed

>>24702684
I wish I will make a c+ average in my classes and make 80k+ one day

>>24703627


You will have the strength to face your problems head on and start growing as a person and your oneitis will become yandere for you

>>24703642
You will get a girlfriend and will make a lot of money

>>24703659
You will become fearless and put in the effort to learn Japanese

>>24703730
your health will improve and will gain courage

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Posting a random meme to enhance magical effects.

I wish all your dreams come true anons

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1.) I wish raquel and i would get together and have a very good relationship by this time next year.
2.) I wish that I will live a happy life

>>24703697

You will have a cute girlfriend that will give you constant attention and the girl that you are texting will want to do something with you


>>24703730
Your mind and body will heal back to the state it was before the drugs and you will have the courage to trust your gut and live your life to the manner that you see fit after your body and mind heals

>>24703738
Your family will obtain the money that they need to live comfortably and you will get a sick GPA over the next 4 years and get into a good grad school and land a sweet job

>>24702684
>I wish my oneitis would leave her bf and be with me forever
>I wish she would get a well paying job to support my laziness

>>24703738
Thank you, sir.

And I shall bear witness to your wishes.

>>24703739

You will have the willpower to get above a c+ average in school and land a job making $80,000 annually

>>24703814
You and Raquel will get together and have a healthy relationship by December of next year and you will live a happy life

>>24702684

>I wish that my suspision my oneitis is falling for me will be confirmed as true and we'll have a long and happy relationship

>I wish I'll gain more focus and discipline in order to waste less time, achieve more goals and gain more knowledge

>>24703865


Your oneitis will leave her boyfriend for you and be your soul mate forever and get a well paying job to support you in your lazy habits

I wish for a gf and to not be addicted to porn anymore

>>24703909

Your suspicion that your oneitis will be confirmed as true and you will have a long and happy relationship with her and you will gain more focus and discipline in order to waste less time acquiring new knowledge and achieving your goals

To lazy to reply to all of you but witnessed.
1) I just want my dream gf 2bh.
2) While we're at it, I don't want to be an awkward shit anymore.

>>24703909
Consider yourself witnessed, f@m
>>24703946
You too, f@m.
>>24703921
Thanks, friend.

>>24703946

You will get a girlfriend and not be addicted to porn anymore

I wish I was successful

>>24703946
Same, also checked.
>>24703909
Checked, good luck anon.
>>24703865
Living the dream, f@m. Checked.

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>>24703887
danks op

>>24703802
gonna help this anon out by adding more to the pot

>>24703981
You will get your dream gf and will not be an awkward shit anymore

>>24704010

You will be successful

>>24702684
I wish to be loved by a beautiful woman.

I wish for more confidence.

>>24704042
Thanks, anon. If I didn't reply to your wish, just know I witnessed it. Good luck.

>>24704082


You will be loved by a beautiful woman and you will gain more confidence

Witness you all.

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>>24703994
>>24703981
>>24703887
>>24703814

all of you, witnessed. We can make this happen

>>24703946
You will be cured of your porn addiction and now only fap to clothed inanimate objects.

>>24704118
>being a black genie tier asshole
Why?

1) I want to get in shape
2) Not to be autistic around others anymore

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>>24702684
I wish that everyone in this thread will die of AIDS while I'll drink cocoa in my bed, wrapped in a blanket.

1. I won't be forced to drown in a lake of fire being killing myself
2.I'd like to end up in a mutually happy marriage

I want feminism defeated
also good grades

>>24702684
>4chan is this retarded

If le maymay majik were real, the PS3 would literally have no games and would still cost $599.

>>24704169

You will have the strength and courage to get in shape and you will not be autistic around others anymore

I wish for a girlfriend that won't cheat on me

I wish for a future where I don't hate myself

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1) A introverted, slightly yandere, qt3.14 girl that has no interests in other men/women
2) To create a software/game that becomes extremely popular/used within the next few years

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>>24702684
1. I wish for the 4chans of the apocalypse to rise up into the mortal realm and destroy man kind.
2. I wish for some kfc to be delivered to my house for free RIGHT NOW

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>>24704200
go back to /comfy/ this is /magic/

>>24704200

Wish not granted since its not possible.

>>24704207
Feminism will be defeated and you will have the focus to get good grades

>>24704213
Your judgment is your folly

>>24704118
As long as I'm not addicted desu

I WILL be a cute femboy!
I WILL get a boyfriend!

Hhhnnnnngg meme magic!
Make it happen!

>>24704201

You will not die of drowning in a lake of fire
and you will be in a mutually happy marriage

>>24704230
You will have a girlfriend that wont cheat on you and you will not hate yourself in the future

>>24704261
You will fall have a slightly yandere qt.314 fall in love with you and be your soul mate and you will have the drive to create software that becomes extremely popular within the next 4 years

>>24704279
Wish denied

>>24704332

You will become a cute femboy and get a boyfriend

>>24704261
1) You will not get a gf, but you will become gay and get an abusive black boyfriend instead.
2) You will try, but despite all your efforts, will fail. Your life will be filled with frustration for years until you will develop incurable mental illnesses that will make it impossible to normally function and that will follow you through your entire lifetime, making your life miserable.

>>24704332
You won't get a boyfriend, but you will get colorectal cancer instead that will slowly but painfully kill you in the next 3-5 years.

>>24702684
I wish to never spend another winter alone.

I wish that one day I will have seven beautiful children.

>>24704424

Wish denied

>>24704465
Wish denied

>>24704367
I meant I won't go to Hell for committing sudoku, but thank you for staying in the thread to believe in our wishes!

>>24704510

You will never have to spend another winter alone and you will have and raise 7 beautiful children

>>24704527

You will not go to Hell for committing seppuku
and not a problem

1. I wish that once in my life, and sometime soon, I could actually make a girl love me that I liked, rather than either being beta or settling for what I can get
2. I wish I had talent

>>24705232

You will have a girl fall in love with you and not be a beta settling for what he can get and you will find your talent

1. I wish I had lots of money like >>24703142


2. I wish I wasn't a beta

I wish I could get a qt pure Christian gf

I wish I enjoyed anything

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1/ I wish I had the discipline and motivation to actually learn how to draw.
2/ I wish my parents win a decent amount of money in the lottery.

I'll actually be wish for you anons.

1) I wish that she would just tell me whether or not she loves me.
2) I wish that I didn't dissapoint everyone close to me.

>and the wishes have to be confined into the laws of reality
Damn it, but I want super powers.
Mainly Psionics and Invulnerability for my two wishes.

>>24702684
>I wish i could live a comfortable neet life and not worry about finances, and have enough money to keep up with gaming.

>I wish that I would never run out of new interesting anime to watch

1) I want to not fail at life this early on
2) I want to win

1) I wish to live a fulfilling life and not have any regret when I die

2) I wish to have a smart,caring and cheerful qt east asian gf

I wish I was in peak physical & mental condition

I wish I had one hundred million dollars

I wish i got one million euro.
I wish i was in peak physical condition.

I wish L would become my gf and we would be happy together

Don't need a second wish, just reinforce the first one, great meme dragon. Thanks.

1) I wish that my ex would break up with her new boyfriend and come back to me
2) I wish that Project M will never die out

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1 have a very excellent life
2 have a very excellent life

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Adding OC meme to enhance the magic

I wish the girl I like will fall in love with me

I wish I was confident

>>24706677
>you will live a comfortable neet life and have all the money in the world for vidya and for new, interesting anime.

>>24705805


You will have lots of money and become fearless

>>24705944
You will find a qt pure Christian girlfriend and enjoy everything that you do

>>24706082
You will have the discipline and motivation to learn how to draw and you're parents will win a decent amount of money in the lottery

>>24706677
You will a comfortable neet life without worrying about finances and have enough money to keep up with gaming and you will never run out of new interesting anime to watch
>>24706679
You will not fail and you will win

>>24706697
You will live a fulfilling life and not have any regrets when you die and you will have a wonderful Asian girlfriend

>>24706899
You will become rich and you will reach your peak physical state

>>24706955
L will become your girlfriend and you will be happy together

>>24707035
Your ex will break up with her boyfriend to get back with her boyfriend and Project M will never die out

>>24707060
You will have a very excellent life and you will have a very excellent life

>>24707108

You will get the girl you like to fall in love with you and you will be confident

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>>24706679
You will not fail at life this early on
You will win

>>24707060
You will have a very, very excellent life


>>24707108
The girl you like will fall in love with you
You will become confident

>>24706955
She will be your GF, loyal to you no matter the occasion, and you will know unending happiness together

1. I wish I will master my anxiety
2. I wish for a perfect gf

>>24706437
She will tell you she loves you soon!
You won't disappoint anyone anymore

>>24707184
Tomorrow you will wake up with less anxiety than today, and it will slowly get weaker and weaker in your mind and you will overcome it!

The perfect girl will come to you, soon. I'm sure of it, anon!

I wish none of your wishes will not come true.

I wish for infinite wishes.

>>24707184

You will master your anxiety and you will get a girlfriend that you find perfect

>>24707235


Wishes denied

I wish to become a legendary martial artist

I also wish to develop nigh-superhuman powers

Those are my two wishes.

I wish to meet my future wife by my 21st birthday, if I've already met her I wish to start an actual relationship her by that date. If this counts as two then ignore the next wish

If that is only one wish then my second wish is for someone to see through what's going on with me and help cure me. A friend, not a therapist that will ruin my life. Preferably one of my female friends just because they're easier to talk to about this type of shit.

1) I wish I had a qt gf
2) I wish I had the motivation to get fit

>>24707297

You will be set on a path of becoming a legendary martial artist and you will develop nigh superhuman powers

>>24707322
You will meet your future wife by your 21st birthday and start a relationship with her by that date. You will be suprised to find out that there is nothing wrong with you and its all in your head

I wish to become happy again

I wish I had someone to spend to rest of my life with

>>24707387

You will have a qt gf and you will gain the focus and motivation to get fit

>>24707432

You will become happy again and you will find someone to spend the rest of your life with in utter bliss

i wish i am a great chef someday and that leaving the food scene in the states to go to europe to apprentice next year is a good idea for my career

i wish for lots of financial luck because the US dollar goes so far in eastern europe and ill be working for probably a dollar or two an hour in USD

I wish I got rid of my social anxiety.
I wish my parents become proud of me before they die.

>>24707492
You will be a great chef someday and you will have a lot of financial luck

>>24707542
You will get rid of your social anxiety and your parents will be proud of you

I wish to succeed at everything I try with flying colours

I want to be one of the wisest men alive.

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I wish for a cute girl (according to me) to talk with me tomorrow for at least a minute.

I wish for this girl to become my girlfriend.

I wish I had a real gantz suit

I wish she liked me feelsbadman

1. For aliens to come clean or for the government to come clean about aliens.
2. For civilization to stop taking the environment for granted before it's too late and almost everything goes extinct.

1. I want to get over the constant depression and hatred of the past mistakes of made in my life
2. To be loved

>>24707578

You will possess the confidence to succeed at everything with flying colors and you will become one of the wisest men in the world

>>24707586
You will have a cute girl talk to you tomorrow for at least a minute and she will eventually become your girlfriend

>>24707624
Your first wish cant be granted but she will like you

>>24707641
The truth behind extraterrestrial life will be revealed and civilization will stop taking the environment for granted before human civilization undergoes a mass extinction

>>24707664
You will break out of your depression and your past mistakes will cease to control your life and you will be loved

I wish something interesting would happen to me

I wish some kind of large debris crashes through my window and kills me right now.

1) I wish for unlimited wishes
2) I wish to have a loyal woman to be my wife and help me produce childeren that will conquer everything that they touch or understand
3) I wish to have unlimited funds to build my own nation and to fund my research projects
4) I wish to enslave the whole world and unite it under Christ

>>24707829


Something interesting will happen to you

>>24707848
Wish denied

>>24707893
Wish denied

>>24707911

Why would you deny my wish? I just want to die ;~;

>>24707911
I love you pls fuck me

>>24707933

I cannot grant a spontaneous death, but I can grant you a slow and painful one

>>24707990
I wish you'd send a pic of yourself

I wish to meet someone who will truly make me happy.
I wish to improve intellectually by a massive degree.

>>24707911
Since when was Shenron was allowed to deny wishes?

>>24708035

Your wish cannot be fulfilled

>>24708056
You will meet someone who will truly make you happy and you will improve intellectually by a massive degree

>>24708073
Since you made too many wishes

>>24707990

I wish a CIA drone accidentally dropped a supply crate in front on my window which has a shotgun inside.

1.I wish for a love that isn't superficial and that is real and the person really enjoy my presence.
2. I want the remain of this life to be as much beautiful as it can be.

>>24708121
But I wished for unlimited wishes which gives me the right to go beyond the 2 limit

>>24708153

Wish denied

>>24708181
You fill find a love that isn't superficial and is real and will enjoy your presence and you will live a life that you deem beautiful

>>24708203
Your selfish first wish cost you all your other wishes

>>24702684
I believe in the memes
1) a successful, high paying and fulfilling career that makes me happy
2) the ability to overcome my social anxiety and finally myself

>>24708325


You will have a successful high paying and fulfilling career that makes you happy and you will overcome your social anxiety and finally be the person that you are locked deep inside your shell

>>24702684

I wish that I could grow taller, and I also wish that I could become extremely intelligent; I want to be the smartest person I ever meet (meme magic pls).


(pls)

>>24708248

Why is denied this time?

>>24708382

You will grow another 2 inches and you will gain the focus and determination to be the smartest person that you'll meet

>>24708412


Because I already granted you a slow and painful death

I wish I could succeed in an academic setting in a major way.

I wish to overcome any mental issues I am currently facing.

>>24708534

You will succeed in a major way in an academic setting of your choice and you will overcome any mental issues you are currently dealing with

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>>24707205
I am hoping for it to be true. Reading someone else type that out to me made me cry a little. I've decided this will be my last post on /r9k/ for a long while. I'll tell you guys all about it when I see you again. Goodbye, and the best of luck to everyone in making wishes come true.

1) I wish for my painful disease to be lessened
2) If in the event is some monkey's paw shit, please don't do anything

>>24709122


Your willpower will numb the pain of your diseases

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1) I wish for Donald Trump to be president.
2) I wish for my winter break to be fun and not shitty

>>24709294

Donald Trump will be president and your winter break will not be shitty

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>>24709349
Sweet, thanks magic-chan

1) I wish to be successful in life
2) I wish to have a girlfriend that I can unconditionally love and she loves me back

I wish probability to always be in my favour.

I wish to become more happy in life.

>>24709461


You will be blessed with good luck and you will become more happy

>>24702684
1, I wish I never had to go out of my room and meet people ever

2, I wish I have money to be able to buy weebshit

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Well fellow anons its been several hours that ive been on this thread. Those of you that genuinely believe in your wishes will have them magically come true. I cant do anything other then stare at my screen perplexed at the fact that I feel a lot different as a person then I did before making this thread.
The words we exchanged were real and I felt every bit of of anguish that you all felt. But the fact that you opened up and let me give you the affirmation in yourself to believe in what you can accomplish is halfway towards you getting what you wished for. Those willing to ask will receive. Those willing to make a mockery get nothing back but anguish.

Right now I feel like I am finally resolved of all my past sins and can continue forward with this realization of innate strength that I had lying dormant in me. God speed to all of you. This will be my last post of all time

>>24709591
>tfw when OP missed me :(

>entered the thread just now
I am a loser even on r9k

>>24709591
Damn, guess I should've made better wishes but thanks anyway OP

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>>24702684
1) I wish I can transfer myself to 2D world of my choice
2) I wish I have enough strength and wisdom to protect those who are dear to me

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1. I want to be a succubus and get fucked by my mortal master day and night
2. I want to swallow the worlds cum

>>24702684
1.) I wish I were financially independent enough to finance a lavish lifestyle for my family.

2.) I strongly wish for OP's wishes to come to fulfilment too for reminding me to dream.

>>24709898
I'm not OP but I can make ur dreams cum true ;))

>>24702684 (OP)
thanks op, you're a boss, i hope it felt better doing it than it did reading, legend.

feels

1. I wish to achieve all my goals.
2. I wish to be able to marry the girl I know.

I wish I get the crest grant.

I wish I get a gf who won't kek me

I wish that my girlfriend will never cheat me in anyway

I wish we could be together till our death

pls i don't care for anything else

1- I wish to win at least $20 000 in the lottery
2- I wish to make succesful comic books and be able to live off making comics

>>24711713
>>24711750
>>24711754
>>24711769
I grant all these wishes to come true!

>>24711796
Thanks rad magic-bro !

>>24711822
Your welcome friend.
We all need a little magic in our lives.

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I will win the lotto and my nfl team will win a SB within the next 6 years

>>24711796
Thanks based bro

>>24711796
Thanks based dragon

1) I wish the girl I liked would break up with her boyfriend and be with me instead.
2) I wish I had enough money to not need to work any more.

I'm skeptical, but whatever.

I wish for good luck and fortune till the end of my life.

I wish for a better job

>>24702684
1. I wish I had the power to destroy my enemies

2. I wish I had a family of many children

>>24711878
>>24712205
>>24712204
>>24712232
witnessed

>>24702684
I wish for health in my family
I wish for a group of good friends who want to spend time with me

>>24702684
1. That I can overcome my mental illness and trauma

2. That I can complete my book before I graduate university.

Also this entire thread has my approval and energy.

Put ya hands up send some energy brehs

I wish for my finals to go well.
I wish for my dick problems to disappear forever

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>>24702684
>into the laws of reality.
>or for a girlfriend.

1) i want a cool super power and rule the world
2) Donald Trump becomes president and kills all non-white ppl

>>24713456
1) I wish to be in a relationship with my literally perfect english teacher.
2) I wish to have more self confidence.

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>>24702684
I wish I could find it easier to stop being such a procrastinator, easy enough to overcome it
I wish to be someone capable of contributing to science in ten years.

>wish for a gf
>wish for a good college scholarship

1) I wish to be an expert in the scientific, social, and mathematical fields
2) I wish to have super luck, so lucky like having 10 luck on fallout but times 70

I want someone who knows how hard it is to be an alcoholic and will try to make me happy with sexxxx. But really I want a girl that understands me in and out. I can handle the rest.

>>24702684
i wish for a faithful nympho qt

i wish to make otherworldly gains

I wish I was dead.
I wish I was dead right now.

1) I wish for a faithful weeb qt gf
2) I wish I had enough confidence and willpower to achieve my goals and not give up at the first problem

This whole thread has my energy. I believe in all of you.

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1. I wish my ex-bf would come back to me so we could live a long happy life together
2. I wish I could attain my dream job and make good money, simply enough to have comfortable life and to no longer be a failure

Please grant it

1) I wish the girl I like became my gf, soon
2) I wish the fear of failure disappeared from my psyche

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I wish that I had a pet dog that was intelligent and could speak to me but was otherwise a dog, including the blind loyalty and unconditional platonic love.

All I want is somebody who I can engage with intellectually who has absolutely zero expectations of me.

>>24702684

1) I wish I can live long enough for technology or whatever to advance to the point where I can turn myself into some sort of immortal little girl ruling over her own pocket dimension like a god.

2) I wish to have enough money or resources to make the scenario described above possible by the time the technology is available.

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1) I wish I can get an entry level position before I graduate in the spring

2) I wish ALL tits guys and ALL ass men on earth turned into foot lovers instead.

>>24702684
1) I wish for a job on my campus so I can continue my studies.
2) I wish for more successful and supportive friends.

I wish I had a girlfriend
I wish I had scuccesful career

>>24702684
1. I wish /r9k/ and all similar boards would disappear forever
2. I wish nobody could counteract my first wish

:^)

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>>24709856
>>24709898
>>24710001
>>24712282
>>24712287
>>24713456
>>24713534
>>24713536
>>24713624
>>24714478
>>24715021
>>24715053
>>24715189
>>24715320
>>24715338
>>24715364
>>24715380
>>24715431

The dragon appear to have gone. I am the disgruntled looking cat of wish granting-ness.

The above wishes have been granted. I am now gone as well. May some other cosmic wish granting entity take care of future wishes in the thread.

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>>24702684
1.) I wish i can stop being a lazy ass idiot and do something for my life
2.) I wish i will be able to become a girl soon, be passable, cute and have a boyfriend that treats me nice.

>>24702684
1. I wish I will get a rich and successful career immediately after getting through university
2. I wish my life will stop being dull as fuck and be full of interesting new things

>>24702684

1) I wish for a pure, virgin, nerdy, faithful, and qt Russian gf.
2) I wish the US gets combat involved somewhere and deploys most of its units.

>>24702684
1) I wish I could have a gf and/or a solid group of friends (or just a friend) that I could talk to and text them about anything and that they would actually value my existence enough to look forward to being around me and doing stuff with me.

2) I wish to be able to get through uni successfully

1) I wish I get decent grades this semester
2) I wish my dad would be proud of me

>>24702684
I wish I had a good friend and I wish for my project to be a success

>>24716986
>>24716932
>>24715738
>>24715473
>>24715364
>>24715320
>>24715189
>>24715053
>>24715021
>>24714478
>>24714903

I have witnessed your wishes

>>24702684
1.) I wish for her to fall in love with me and eventually marry me.
2.) I wish for my whole family to eventually find happiness and fulfillment.

1) I wish I was more confident or more comfortable in social situations
2) I wish I lives happily in another country

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>>24717332
>>24717256
>>24717112
Got that shit granted familia.

All posters from here on must add "woof" to the end of their posts to have their wishes recognized.

>>24702684
1. I wish that I will found/operate a consulting firm so powerful and influential that we will be the ones deciding who gets elected.
2. I wish I was a true renaissance man (including being adept at maintaining a love/personal life).

Make her realize that the guy she is chasing is stringing her along.
Make her fall into despair

1) my asthma will subside
2) I will be successful

Thx senpai

>>24717642
>>24717543
>>24717682

granted but be sure to grant the wishes of others

DONALD TRUMP FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR PRESIDENT SHEMRON

>>24717642
The fuck anon. You have 2 wishes to do whatever you want, and you waste it trying to get revenge

>>24717772
Revenge. I never liked her but she ruined my small circle of friends.

>>24702684
>I WISH I COULD BECOME A GREAT ANIMATOR.
>I WISH TO GET MARRIED TO MY ONEITIS.

>>24717870
Granted


I wish to move out in a year and I wish to have the luck, skill, and perseverance to succeed at anything I put effort into

>>24717715
second wish I wish I was best looking nugga in da world

>>24712287
Your wishes are granted anon
>>24715514
Your wishes will come true anon
1. I wish that I get accepted into my dream school and get a generous scholarship
2. I wish that my face and body More attractive and masculine

I wish for 10/10 good looks and a genius level intellect tbqh

>>24718038
Granted senpai

I wish I could cope with being 5'7, or be a bit taller.

And I wish that everyone elses wish becomes true aswell.

Please let it work

>>24718097
Your second wish will be granted.

>>24718097
>And I wish that everyone elses wish becomes true aswell.

I love you anon

1. I wish the guy I like will like me back
2. I want to get a job

>>24718365
>could wish to be wealthy enough to NEET-out for life
>instead wishes to be a normie
No wonder why he doesn't like you back.

I wish for my oneitis to tell me she loves me eternally

and I also wish for my so far perfect luck to continue

>>24718097
witnessed my friend

>>24717715
for a brighter future

1: I wish I get dubs.
2: I wish you check 'em.

I wish that I could turn back time
cos now the guilt is all mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love & pride
because of that, it's killing me inside

>>24718499
I've been living the NEET life for too long and it's lost it's magic for me

>i wish i could get a gf tomorrow
>i wish i could read minds

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1.)I want the qt boy I like to notice me and talk to me.
2.) I want to raise my GPA to be at least a 4.0

>>24718945
I can make your wish come true... maybe... probably not because I'm not qt. Anyway
SEATTLE
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>>24718816
It's more magical when you're filthy rich.

>>24702684
I wish I get a good, engaging and fun job
I wish my album gets good attention

>>24702684

I wish to mature into a human I will be proud of both physically and mentally before 30 (Since you stop growing at 25 and your brain is pretty much fully developed at 30)

I wish to attain happiness through playing and composing music, a dream I gave up years ago.

I want to pass this semester and get into a relationship with my oneitis.

>>24718365
>>24718644
>>24718864
>>24718945
Wishes granted anons, just not the mind reading one sorry

>>24702684
I wish live in a universe exactly like the fictional world of my choice except with people I like from our world in it.

>>24702684
1. I wish I would just say it to her tomorrow. It's my last chance. I don't want Pedro to steal her from me.
2. I want off this ride

>>24720449
Oh, and I also wish to be able to choose what I look like and what fictional race and powers I have.

I wish to get my job tomorrow
I wish everyone here a happy december

>>24716205
>>24716334
>>24718016
>>24719452
>>24720316
grantedd for all anons

>>24720508
Shit, I forgot to mention that I get to enter the fictional world of my choice at any point in the story, including before the story takes place and after the story is over.

>>24702684
1. I wish for Scilight in EQG form to be real and live with me.
2. I wish for her and I to only be killable by suicide

>>24702684
i wish that trumps becomes president

i wish that i get a loving gf that likes to dominate me in bed

>>24720668
This guys a fag, don't grant his wish.

>>24720668
>>24720668
>nst
individually granted, my man.

>>24702684
1) I wish I could end up with a job that pays me $100000 a year within the next ten years.
2) I wish for my family to be happy once again.

Until then, I hope everyone posting here gets what they wish for. Stay strong robots.

>>24720630
FUCK, I left something else out. I am reborn there as a baby, but I regain my knowledge of the real world when I am older.
This and my last reply are still a part of my first wish. I just forgot to put it in the original reply.

I want to be strong and happy.

>>24720403
>I want to pass this semester and get into a relationship with my oneitis.
Granted
>>24720513
Granted

>>24718097
Your first wish will also be granted

1) I wish that I can become more motivated to focus on my music/improving my life overall (feel like they're both connected anyway)
2) I wish that I'll live a happy, healthy life and make it to at least 75

>>24720917
>>24720829
>>24720730
>>24720513
Witnessed. Is that how I do it?

>>24720917
>>24720829
>>24720730
Granting that shit.

>gf that likes to dominate me

Double granted, my friend.

>>24702684
I wish she would come back to me
I wish she would

I wish for motivation and drive
I also wish for a cute mentally stable trap bf that won't cheat on me
Please oh kamisama give me this

1) I want all you robots to be happy for the rest of your lives.
2) a hug from her for xmas,. actually it doesn't have to be xmas.

>>24702684
The real joke is all the "studies" about this shit.
If our "collective consciousness" wills things into existence, we'd all be millionaires with big dicks, living in a peaceful world with no hunger.

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>>24702684
Greetings quantum meme dragon.

1. I wish I had complete infinite financial freedom (unlimited funds/money).

2. I wish I had the willpower/competency/luck to succeed at anything that I choose to do, like >>24717977

>>24722188
>>24722724
>>24720917
>>24720829
>>24720513
Witnessed.

>>24702684
I wish for everyone on 4chan to find their way towards Jesus.

I wish that after finding their way they will be happy.

I wish I may, wish I might grow the willpower to sit down and not change tabs until my work is done

and that I grow to love the guy I'm about to go out with and get over my asshat oneitis

I'll give it a chance.

1) Get a relationship with oneitis, and probably have it last until I die

2) Become exceptionally good (or completely ace) something to a point where no one I'd ever see in my life could be better at it than me (Could be one of my current strengths or one of my interests)

I wish someone wished Donald Trump for a girlfriend.

>>24723951
>>24723829
>>24723752
All granted.

>>24720917
>>24720829
>>24720513
>>24720403
>>24720316
Witnessed. Godspeed, anons.

>>24723829
>and that I grow to love the guy I'm about to go out

are you actually interested in him or are you just trying it for the hell of it?

>>24702684
FOR MY FIRST WISH, I WANT TO HAVE CHAD TIER LOOKS.
FOR MY SECOND, I WANT THE CONFIDENCE TO TALK TO GIRLS, ESPECIALLY MY ONEITIS

>>24718945
West Texas?

>>24712251
Just realized that no one replied to yours.
Granted. Good luck.

>>24723699
granted

and checked

I wish all the wishes in this thread won't come true.
I wish r9k would get deleted

>>24724657
Not granted, and chances are, no one will grant this one.
Bad try.

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1. Marijuana will never be legalized in Canada
2. Trudeau will die in half a year from a plane crash

I wish I may, I wish I might..
That I will have a good bang tonight.
>Doesn't have gf
I WANT BERNIE SANDERS TO BE PRESIDENT IN 2016 AND HAVE LOTS OF MONEY

>>24724751
Sorry moonman I'm getting negative vibes here from your third chakra

>>24724751
Witnessed, Moonman.

>>24724751
>wants Trudeau

DONT YOU SAY THAT

DONT YOU WISH THAT

DONT

>>24724870
jlh you prostituting carnie I want him to die not live

1. I wish I could be one of those freelance karate people who might also throw fireballs.
2. I wish my favorite Touhou would recognise my efforts and tributes.

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1. I wish to be immortal
2. I wish to make significant contributions towards humanity's technological progress

>>24724933
witnessed

>>24724751
witnessed

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>>24724760
Granted.
Bernie Sanders will be president of his own charity organization and he will have lots of money.

>>24702684
Immortality
Unlimited power

Watch this shit.

1. I wish to be the greatest learner in the world
2. I wish to be the worlds most disciplined man

1. Give me 100 billion US dollars
2. Kill anyone who has had any sort of sexual relation willingly before marriage.