What's your favorite insult? Mine either asshat or fagbot.

Personally, I like jackass. It's not very severe, but it's satisfying to call someone a jackass, you know? "What a bunch of jackasses!"

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>>24128012
Mine is "Jew"

>>24128012
Lately I've had a craving to call somebody a "chucklefuck", but I'm not sure it would sound as good out loud as I think it will.

Dickcheese :^)

I go with the concise "Fucking cunt"

Three syllables that can't in any way be misunderstood as anything but a direct insult.

>>24128083
... This is a beautiful post.

>>24128012

roastie and
honkey

I love it when they stare blankly for a second like the word needs an extra 10 seconds to process

"eat my puckered anus" is mine

>>24128012
>tfw American
>tfw cunt isn't commonly used bantz

I'm partial to 'shithead' as well as the classic retard and faggot

>>24128083
I've heard people use it out in the wild and it's kinda cringey, honestly. The only way it can really work is something like "what are you chucklefucks up to?"
>>24128109
Found the brit.

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with men
>asshole fuckface
>shitfuck
>fuckshit

with women
>shit fuckhole
>fuckhole
>shitass fuck

with children
>little shithead
>little fuckface
>little piece of shit

with pets
>fucking little shit
>fucking piece of shitfuck
>oh fucking shit

I try to avoid referring directly to pets because they're not really at fault, being pets and all.

spic is a very good word

fucking SPIC. don't get to say it enough.

Shithog

>>24128012
Phony. I am also a whiny bitch with super rich parents in new york city that has been kicked out of several boarding schools and I think everything i'm doing at this exact moment in time is super important and monumental. My little sister's name is Phoebe. I am Holden Caufield.

I have a really annoying friend who has autistic like tantruma about people who are better than him who says asshat
it makes me cringe
fuck you OP
mine is cock juggler

>>24128397
nice, will remember for conflict with stacy and chad
>>24128215
I want to use cunt but people get too offended like I jut called someone a nigger

>>24128012
on the rare occasions that i actually communicate with people i just call them shits or little shits

>>24128012
It's hard to choose. I guess dune coon fag is my favorite, atm.

>>24128278
I think I found the underaged kid.

>>24128326
I'm a spic and people find it strange when I say it.

Asshat and chucklefuck are the most autistic insults

Faggot is my all time favorite. I hate that those fackin kweeahs get so mad about it.

I've taken to bozo and fanook lately.

>>24128875
I second this. In an argument i would probably laugh at someone for saying it.

>Worthless piece of shit
>(blank) ass bitch
>Fucking kike
>Faggot

I like cunt
it's rarely used in the US so it causes a lot more butthurt

Take it from a normie who loves to fight for no reason; these are fighting words:
Faggot
Coward
Bitch
Pussy
Loser
'That's right walk away'
'ooooooh keep walking FAGGOT'
'that's right keep walking you good little kekold'
'That's right, take it on the chin like the jewish little kek you are, punk'

Saying any combination of these words and phrases will guarantee you a full on fight.

faggot is always the best insult in any situation

Any penis euphemism.

>>24128069
>hand outside trigger guard
>gun is rested

Nice try Pallywood shill

> you're as useless as Anne Frank's drumkit

>"are you some kind of tumblr SJW"
really pisses people off

>>24128012

Fuccboi is a funny one.

>>24128012
I like calling white people caspers and spooks

Retard.

Just such a classic.

douche canoe

algernon

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Beardless-lady-baby

>>24129103
>'That's right, take it on the chin like the jewish little kek you are, punk'

Sounds kinky, anon.

>>24129350
ya lol, but it's all about drawing a punch and most dudes would have no choice but to get mad.