Im a failed electrician and a pizza delivery driver, roast me like last nights pig on a spit.
couldn't pose with paper coz im currently at a family reunion
you're actually quite attractive, you've just lost jaw definition due to a bit of chub, which has developed into a bit of a neckbeard situation. From a purely shallow as fuck perspective, loose some weight, work out for a bit and you'd look pretty decent.
So yeah, take that piggy, moderately-attractive-but-could-actually-be-kinda-hot-with-some-work piggy, oink oink oink.