Impressionist fag here. had a thread on /b/ but it died quickly due to loads of posts.
Post any text here that you want me to read aloud and I'll do it in my best Morgan Freeman impression.
Here's one from the previous thread.
OH MAN I'm SO lucky i found you.
PLEASE repeat everything the man says in the whole video but with morgan freeman's voice and sync it up so its exactly in the same places the guy is saying it.
I don't expect you to but it would be awesome.
If its too much work I can try to post a transcript but you'd have to wait for me
I think you may be asking too much from OP, pay him something or show him some boobs