European Dragon Quest 62

You know, we should invent make-up. You know, for dragons. Eye-shadow, that sort of thing...

Well, maybe something like that would be nice...

Elizabeth of course, while she has been waiting, has fallen a bit into the trap of "snacking", so to speak. Long past her diet of accidently consuming bystanders from terrible rolls of fortune, she simply consumes unfortunate livestock which have been battered, deep-fried, grilled, minced, prepared, diced, and of course, medium-rare as all meat should be.

This, as stated earlier, hasn't done well for her form, though the nutrients are quite essential for her pregnant self. Though it is questionable if having most of the kitchen's supplies already being eaten is healthy.

Now of course, Elizabeth must prepare for the Sultanate... Without messing up, of course. You need the Suez Canal under her sharp claws and under her large conquering bust.

Actions

>Call for more tea to be delivered... And perhaps a bigger cup for you, at least.
>...Perhaps you can get some entertainers for the Sultan?
>...Mayhaps you shouldn't do anything for this sultan... Just let him in here.
>...Look into perhaps a different, more attractive form to gaze upon.
>...Maybe you should intimidate the Sultanate... Perhaps a stronger, more powerful form could do it's job admirably?
>Write-In

>>1438823
>Call for more tea to be delivered... And perhaps a bigger cup for you, at least.
Any idea on when the babies going to be delivered?

>>1438845
Probably a month or a few weeks.

Anyways, do anons like the "third person" perspective? Just curious.

>>1438850
I like it

Of course, Elizabeth does the most British thing she can think of... Ordering tea.

This time, a full-on mug is brought to her, which she finds suitable enough. She sips with her pinkie-claw extended, and after a moment, the Sultanate walks in, all alone...

Elizabeth gives a terrifying, toothy smile, which is bright white, with slight amounts of meat chunks in it from earlier meals.

"Oh, it's fabulous to see you again... Now, do sit down, we have much to discuss... I've also had some proper tea brought out for you, so your pathetic little ci- I mean, your adorable little self can taste what civilized peoples have..."

Elizabeth says this with a bit of a fake smile, but one that clearly says "I pity you".

"...You know, have I ever exactly told you about the benefits of residing in the British Empire? Besides all the luxuries of modern civilization, you know..."

"Yes, you have. We're here to discuss the Canal, you know."

"Oh, I know that. I'm simply discussing how a barbaric na- I mean, well... I think I might have had some bourbon accidently poured into this tea!"

Elizabeth is trying her best to not think lowly of the Egyptian.

"...Anyways, before we begin... How's that trade with the black slaves going?"

"...I suppose it's profitable enough."

"Good! Great! That's wonderful to hear, one savag- I mean, one such as you civilizing the savages is always a good thing. You know, I and my husband have a great slave racket... Though we don't really sell them, and I must admit... I'm quite fond of them."

"...Really?"

"Well, with the things they put up with, yes... They're quite innocent, usually, so I cannot help myself from pitying them, and... Well..."

She seems a bit embarrassed.

"Well, some silly rumors about me have been getting out I make my slaves sandwiches! Or read their children bedtime stories! Truly absurd..."

She gives a forced laugh, before drinking her tea, and she already displays a bit of "worry" so to speak...

Actions

>...Get out of the personal stuff, you suck at it...
>...You know, maybe this barbarian would think your "better" if you mention how your husband dominates over you... It's a lie, but a good one.
>...Stop this at once. You aren't here for "social favor", your here to keep a canal going for Great Britain!
>...Try to find something interesting to talk about?
>...You should, of course, try to demean him a bit. Make him more humble. Some slight insults could do some wonder, he wouldn't dare talk back to the Queen of Great England, would he?

>>1438897
>...Stop this at once. You aren't here for "social favor", your here to keep a canal going for Great Britain!
No more bess posting. We got rid of her maternal stuff.

>>1438915
It's mostly just Elizabeth being embarrassed about stuff she did earlier.

"Now, what was this about a canal?"

"Erh..."

"I don't recall I was here to talk about rumors, or whatever you barbarians do in your idle time. I was here to talk to you about getting that canal under British hands."

"What is this one of your mood swings or something? I thought we were talking about how we were?"

He gives a bit of a chuckle...

Elizabeth doesn't particularly like what he said. At all.

Actions

>...Ignore it. You did change the subject harshly.
>You will not have a savage claim you've had a "mood swing", confront him over this!
>Calmly tell him to knock it off. You are here for one thing, and one thing only.
>Write-In

>>1438927
>Calmly tell him to knock it off. You are here for one thing, and one thing only

You of course, calmly tell him to knock it off, and begin to negotiate about the Canal...

Actions

>(Attractive) Try to use your assets to get a head's up over the Sultan. (better deal if you can find a way to use it!)
>Simply just converse until you reach a conclusion.
>...Don't forget to use some other forms to scare him a bit with.
>Write-In

>>1438948
>(Attractive) Try to use your assets to get a head's up over the Sultan. (better deal if you can find a way to use it!)

Roll me a 1d20 twice anons.

+3 if you can use your assets to distract him and gain favorable terms.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1438991
Stand tall and straight and cross our arms across our chest in a type of regal state.

16+3=19

The sultan seems quite absorbed by Elizabeth's... Tracks of land, so to speak. It doesn't take too long to strike out a favorable deal...

If anons give Egypt 25$ million dollars, it'll return the Canal and give up it's claim to it.

>Accept.
>Decline.
>...Try to haggle a bit, and find a way to make the deal better...
>Write-in

>>1439009
>...Try to haggle a bit, and find a way to make the deal better...
How much does Britain currently have?

>>1439012
Well, I'd say it has a large treasury, but unless anons want to deal with Parliament/British Politics you might want to use your treasury, which has about 34$ million in bank.

>>1439015
Okay, we'll just use money from our personal treasury

Sorry anon, but I'm passing out.

Elizabeth's face turns from "agitated" to "quite pleased" after hearing about the cost to simply hang onto the Canal... She of course, agrees and tells the sultan in the nicest terms possible, to essentially get out.

She of course, after this prepares to fly back to Sweden, but not before finishing off the rest of the kitchen...

Meanwhile...

As Renexizious.
In a cave not too far below a mountain, there resides a tribe of kobolds, led by a almighty dragon known as Renexizious.

Compared to many dragons, Renexizious is an odd case. Being so strong and powerful at a young age has of course, led to some mental problems, evident by him "carousing" with a small group of rather attractive Drow females, and of course, most dragons consider Renexizious to be a teen... Though to be fair, Renexizious is far above that, though of course falls to the sterotypical "lustful teenage boy" with a heart of gold. For you see, Renexizious is a bit of a family man. Not to the point of actively going out for his kids, mind you... But for a dragon, even spending a few days around your kids is consider foreign and "overly parental".

Then again, his family is quite... Strange, being closely interbred among the mortal races.

Now, besides being quite smart for a teenage dragon, Renexizious is very, very, very ambitious. As few people in this dimension know about his conquests on Earth, and what typically happens when he gets "involved" with nations he particularly dislikes or finds fun to loot and sack.

However, even if Renexizious has a strong temptation to fall to lustful shenangins in his teenage years, he has a very strong relationship with his wives, which sometimes know about his tendency to see other women. Sometimes.

But however, we aren't here to learn about his lustful shenangins, but rather his dominion... A small tribe of kobolds, steadily growing under his stewardship. Typically most kobolds exist in a stone-age society, but these kobolds have recently gotten to a bronze-age society... Well, an early bronze age.

Now, kobolds exist as a "pandraconic" race, being somewhat related to dragons, and sharing common ancestry with them. But of course, they're far weaker and much less intimidating, but share a similar desire for wealth, women, and lands. However, even for a species lacking technological advances, they are known to be stuningly intelligent when it comes to two things... Hiding, and trapmaking. Many dungeon overlords have hired kobold contractors to make traps for their dungeons, and it is a speciality often-times of their nation.

However, kobolds here are quite unique, existing as a clan-state, so to speak. The clans here have remote differences, but mostly serve as a way to know who has what job... Most strikingly enough out of this settlement, is the bathhouse.

Continued.

Also, writing is fun!

Now, the bath-house here is very unique, much like the populace here. It exists as a standing marble structure, and hand-made by a dragon, which few things can claim of.

Now, of course, it has greatly increase the popularity of Renexizious himself in this village, both from having running water for the kobolds to clean themselves with, and to convenience themselves in their daily life... But many think about how great plumbing to their clan-house would be.

Of course, it also serves as a bit of a community hotspot, as many kobolds see others there, and of course, standing among these kobolds, is one in particular, from the Clan of Farfoot.

He thinks to himself.

You know, why doesn't someone offer the convinence of snacks at the bathhouse, in exchange for something? It couldn't hurt anyone, could it?

This singular idea, over a few nights, has turned into a bit of a strange phenomana happening. As two new problems have slightly transpired...

First, this kobold has gotten extraordinarily wealthy from the idea.
Secondly, the bath-house's usually clean exterior has all sorts of breadcrumbs, half-eaten mushrooms, that sort of thing.

This has led to a bit of a sanitation problem, as most of the kobolds are too busy working to clean up the bath-house...

Now, this wealthy kobold isn't wealthy in the traditional sense... But also that too, as he has gained a very large amount of gold and gems in a short amount of time, and has also gotten a small percentage of the population indebted to work for him on his shift, allowing him to sell more!

Although no one is questioning his service being valuable to the bath-house, many seem a bit uncomfortable with the amount of power and wealth he has gotten...

Renexizious has decided to...

>Completely ignore this problem. It isn't his to deal with.
>...Perhaps he should get something done about now.

>>1439138
>Completely ignore this problem. It isn't his to deal with.

Waiting for more votes anons.

>>1439138
>...Perhaps he should get something done about now.


If he is going to sell food, he must make sure the area is clear of his products when his customers stop eating them.

>>1439202
Just to clarify, the area is the bath-house, correct?

>>1439206
Correct. However if he decides to sell elsewhere, the rule applies.

Unless it rolls onto or is on someone else's private property. If the kobolds have that concept yet...

>>1439208
Sort of. No real "private property" besides your family room and whatever you own.

Of course, Renexizious carefully explains to the kobold to please not let littering happen where he's selling and to make sure the area is clear of his products once his customer stops eating them.

The kobold of course, agrees without protest, but this still leaves on how to clean up garbage...

Actions

>Chuck it outside of the cave. It might be noticable later on, but it'll degrade after a few months and won't stink up the place...
>...Throw it into the lava forge. It might make a bit of a "footprint" and may pollute a bit underground, but it'll get rid of it permanently.
>...Just have the slaves throw it into the underground river. It'll get rid of it permanently but may pollute it downstream and later on.
>Write-In

>>1439212
>Write-In
Create a compost heap and explain the concept.


Literally just dig out a cave and tell them to shovel their rubbish into it and occasionally take it out and spread it over the fields.

>>1439212
>Chuck it outside of the cave. It might be noticable later on, but it'll degrade after a few months and won't stink up the place...

Of course, Renexizious begins to dig out a cave for a compost pile... After a bit, one of the kobolds comes to you...

Apparently, the miners have found two minerals which Renexizious recognizes as Pyrite and Cobaltite...

You now have access to Cobalt and Pyrite anons.

With that done, there's a bit of a problem... You don't have enough labor to really take care of the garbage accumulated...

What do?

>Appoint some kobolds to take care of the problem? (You have 4 unemployed!)
>Appoint some slaves to take care of the problem! (You have 10 waiting for work!)
>Write-In

>>1439243
>Appoint some kobolds to take care of the problem? (You have 4 unemployed!)

>>1439243
>Appoint some kobolds to take care of the problem? (You have 4 unemployed!)

How many kobolds out of four?

>>1439264
2 and have a slave to help each of them.

Renexizious decides upon having two appointed kobolds take care of trash, and have a slave assist as well...

Speaking of slaves, Renexizious distinctly remember the Farfoot clan was in debate about if they should preach their religion to the slaves, go out to see other tribes and villages and preach, or simply keep it at home...

Renexizious could get involved...

>Have the Farfoot Clan preach only locally. (Stronger church, but less converts.)
>Have the Farfoot Clan preach to the slaves. (Church may have a bit of a split in ideas between the slaves and the kobolds. More converts.)
>Let the Farfoot Clan act as missionaries... (Church will likely split in ideas while preaching, and might change heavily over time and become a bit weaker. You'll get plenty of converts.)
>Write-in

>>1439276
>Have the Farfoot Clan preach only locally. (Stronger church, but less converts.)


We need to get round to writing out some holy commandments and shit. Maybe a holy book, then they can just go and preach with that and we can avoid any major splits.

>>1439276
>Have the Farfoot Clan preach only locally. (Stronger church, but less converts.)

>>1439296
If you want, you can come up with a few.

Commandant one. He who steals from his neighbors shall receive from the lash, for there is not greater crime than theft.

>>1439306
"You shall not bear false witness to a crime or act against the law of the land."

"You will always in times of plenty, set aside for times of little and also attempt to give to members of the faith less successful or blessed than you. Thus in times of strife all shall care for all and none shall suffer as badly."

"You will always know a skill or learn a skill of use in times of war and peace. One that provides for the group. Thus you shall always find a place, no matter the chaos."

"You will always fulfil your responsibilities as a follower: prayers to the gods and such things. In turn the gods will watch over your soul, mind and body as is their responsibility."

"You may have more than 1 partner, assuming you can provide for them, all of these partners are aware of each other and consent. However if you abuse or ignore them then they don't have to stay with you. This is true no matter the count of partners."

"You will respect the knowledge and patience of elders, the will and strength of the adults and the innocence and fire of the children. These things guide a civilisation."

"You will not forget debts and vows. You will repay all debts, fulfil all promises or vows and only make ones you can fulfil.."

"You will try to benefit the whole at all times and in doing so the whole shall attempt to benefit you. A dozen little efforts turn a large wheel, a thousand can save lives or make nations."


Seems like a nice set to start with.

Alright, sorry about being gone for a while.

Of course, almighty Renexizious has begun to think about how to write his holy book about his ideas...

He decides to maybe deal with the first "commandment", so to speak.

What should this "commandment" come from anons? This may make some kobolds worship that deity in particular.

>Tiamat. (Aligns kobold religious towards evil, but good family life.)
>Bahamut (Aligns kobold religious towards good, and great wealth.)
>Yourself. (Aligns kobold religious towards your alignment, which is Evil, but increases their loyalty towards you. May harm relations with deities.)
>Jupiter. (Neutral-aligned, and great civil stability.)

Keep in mind, don't alienate the core message of their beliefs unless you want the deity to get pissed at you.

>>1439414
>Jupiter. (Neutral-aligned, and great civil stability.)

Now, for the first commandment from Jupiter....

His first holy word is that "All rulers and leaders should respect his will, and follow him."

You predict this commandment will increase Jupiter's influence over army commanders, religious leaders, and civic leaders.

Actions

>Accept this commandment and write it down?
>"Forget" about this commandment.
>...Look into changing a bit of it?
>Write-In

>>1439414
>Jupiter. (Neutral-aligned, and great civil stability.)

>>1439440
>Accept this commandment and write it down?

You accept it and write it down.

He gives you a second commandment.

"Treason is worthy of enslavement, death, or anything fitting of the crime, for betraying the nation is as bad as betraying Jupiter's will."

Actions

>Accept this!
>Modify this!
>Deny this!
>Write-In

>>1439469
>Accept this!

You accept this.

The third thing is... Well...

"...My son will remember to treat his wives fairly, honorably, and of course, so should the faithful. Also, he should very much treat his mother more fairly than I have."

...Wow, thanks dad.

Actions

>Write that down.
>Change it.
>...Dad, I already take care of my mom and my wives...
>Write-In

>>1439528
>Write that down.

You write that down too.

Jupiter seems pleased.

Of course, after your done with this, you continue back to the lair, but you get stopped by a trio of kobolds.

They seem to be giving you a bit of tribute. A homemade doll of you.

It seems like the kobolds children think your "cool and hip", and want to play and talk to you.

What do anons?

> Accept the doll as tribute?
> Decline it.
> Offer to hang out and play with them.
> Write In

>>1439583
> Accept the doll as tribute?
> Offer to hang out and play with them.


Adorable. Just adorable.

Roll me a 1d20+3 three times to see how improved your PR is among the youth.

+2 if you can find a way to use your dragon form to play with them.

>>1439606
Let them slide down our tail and I presume our wings are thin enough to act as a trampoline?

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1439610
I forgot to roll.

19+5=24

You are hereby known as the "hippest dragon ever" basically, and many kids think your one of the coolest dragon overlord they've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Also, the only one.

Of course, this also slightly increases the parent's respect for you, and you must admit, it's quite fun.

Actions.

>...Soften up a bit about kobolds in this dimension. They're good company. (Renexizious will become more kind-hearted towards kobolds.)
>...Anyways, you should get back to your lair.
>...You know what? You should come up with something to entertain the children of the village...
>...Maybe you should find some work to do?
>Write-In

>>1439644
>...Soften up a bit about kobolds in this dimension. They're good company. (Renexizious will become more kind-hearted towards kobolds.)

They are the most adorable little lizard people.

>>1439644
>...Soften up a bit about kobolds in this dimension. They're good company. (Renexizious will become more kind-hearted towards kobolds.)
>...Anyways, you should get back to your lair.

You can't help but feel a bit soft towards the kobolds. They're... Well, pretty nice company to be honest.

You decide to get back to your lair, and continue to rest and carouse...

Any other PoV's anons?

>Charlemagne
>Elizabeth
>Renexizious.
>...The kobold priest Dalak?

>>1439740
Elizabeth

>>1439740
>Elizabeth

Busy at work, be back anons

You are now Liz...

You've noticed slightly that your flying over Serbia, and noticed the palace of the Emperor of Serbia not too far in the distance...

The man who dumped your adopted daughter... Hmph. Maybe you should have a few words?

> Yes! Head over there to either try to convince him to give her another shot, or just to intimidate him into going back.
>(Scottish Rage) Attack!
> Ignore it,she can find someone better.
> Write In

>>1439929
> Ignore it,she can find someone better.

>>1439929
> Ignore it,she can find someone better.

You continue to fly along.

It of course doesn't take too long to notice a small burning settlement in Croatia as you fly past.

Hm.

Actions

> Investigate.
> Continue to fly along.

>>1440005
>>1440005
What country does Croatia belong to again?

>>1440005
Also investigate the village.

>>1440037
Its technically Swedish controlled.

Be back in a few minutes.

You decide to investigate...

Roll me a 1d20 twice to see what you learn anon.

+1 if you can worry about Ren and where he is. +1 if you can worry about how he might feel after alienating you with the dog accident.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1440113

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1440113

Hey anons, I'll be alive in 45 minutes or so, just driving home from D&D.

10

You fail to really find much, but the ruins say a bit. There's no blood, and the population was taken somewhere... You follow the footprints only to find them ending at an entrance to a cave.

What do?

>Shift to a smaller form and head down there!
>Nope. Leave now.
>Write In

>>1441064
>Nope. Leave now.
We'll just remember this and return during time when Liz is not pregnant.

Elizabeth decides to simply fly home, and perhaps return when she is no longer pregnant.

Elizabeth has upgraded a bit.

Minor Mutation

>Upgrade Mutation
>Upgrade Form.

>>1441163
>Upgrade Mutation
>Assets.

>>1441163
>Upgrade Mutation

So, what upgrade anons?

>Elizabeth's Assets.
>Elizabeth's firebreath.
>Elizabeth's shapeshifting. (3 points required!)
>Three-Headed (Requires 2 points!)
>Attractive
>Save it!

>>1441191
Wouod there be any drawbacks to upgrading assets?

>>1441191
>Elizabeth's Assets.

>>1441198
Past the next upgrade, yes there would be.

>>1441191

>Elizabeth's Assets.

Hey QM

>>1441205
Well in that case I suppose we could upgrade assets right now. Although I am somewhat worried about her image. What if build a statue of her but the bust is too small without falling off.

>>1441228
Then they'll build a statue of ren so that his arm can hold them up from bellow. That or the queen can have her arms folded under them.

Midflight, through the summer skies over the fields of Croatia, Elizabeth's body shutters a bit...

Her draconic breasts, already quite huge, larger than a building, slowly expand. Her tail, already surprisingly long and elegent, extends even longer, to being even longer than her legs... The thickness of the base of the tail, also becomes larger and a bit more thick, and of course this compliments her rather... "extended" buttock at this point, which looks to be akin to a well-formed hill of soft, sleek scaly flesh, which men would kill for a peek at.

Though her thighs, due to the extra weight added to her body, become even more thicker and stronger to hold her body up, and even her legs become a bit more "built" to keep her body from collapsing...

Elizabeth's rather large bust however, expands quite a bit, to a point where it's postively bulging out from her body, soft and plump... At this point they're resting gently on her stomach, and are large enough to possibly smother another dragon with.
Elizabeth's "sister" of course, breaks into cheering at realizing this...

Elizabeth's strength has increased by 1, and her charisma by 1.

On her next upgrade of assets, her strength will increase by 1 and her charisma by 1, but her agility will suffer a -2..

Of course, Elizabeth can't help but feel these new, surprisingly jiggly assets...

...You know what we should do?

Hm?

...Play around in our other forms, sis... I really want to see what else this has affected.

...Not now, alright? Can we get home?

Alright, alright... Hey uh, just wondering... Do you think we could maybe... You know, just use them a little? On some people? To maybe make ourselves look even more great?

Actions

>No, no. You've done enough with them.
>...You know, maybe you should look into getting the world in love with you... (Try to make the world fall in love with Elizabeth. If done so, may count as a "world conquest" if Elizabeth can somehow unite the world under her larger than life image.)
>...Maybe we should just play around with them a bit. Just curious... Just a bit.
>Write-In

>>1441318
>...Maybe we should just play around with them a bit. Just curious... Just a bit.

>>1441318
>No, no. You've done enough with them.

I'm going to roll in 15 minutes anons.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Mess around a bit.
2=Try to keep it serious.

You decide against succumbing to... Lesser ideas, so to speak.

Anyways...

Choose a PoV anons.

>Dalak the Kobold Priest. (One choice!)
>Chrysoula?
>Charlemagne.

>>1441462
>Charlemagne.

You are now Charlemagne, and of course, a surprising amount of people had come out to enact violence against you for being a westerner...

Now, why don't anons roll me a 1d20 three times to see how well that came out.

+1 if Charlemagne can mentally worry about his parents.
+1 if while doing so, he can find an interesting way to kick muslim ass.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1441527
+1 if while doing so, he can find an interesting way to kick muslim ass.
Pick up a truck (of peace) and kill these dune rats.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1441527

>>1441545
Are you sure you want to kill Muslim civilians? It may cause problems down the line.

>>1441558
I'm against killing muslims like this.

Allowing a samefag if you can do the first bonus.

>>1441586
>What the hell is father doing. And where is mother, she's the one who knows how to deal with this shit!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1441586
>Dad has left once again, probably adventuring in a place with God knows what after him. He also left mom to rule and stuff on her own even though she's with, yet another, child.

Chrysoula might also be worth mentioning but she isn't right now. Too much typing.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1441586

12+2=14

It takes quite a bit of effort to fend off the crowd, and you resort to tearing off a bumper to use as a makeshift weapon.

It takes a bit to fight off the crowd, and you flee into the alleys...

Roll me a 1d20 twice to see if you can lose the mob.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1441655

Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)

>>1441655

>>1441670
Yay?

Critical Success!

Charlemagne easily manages to evade the mob, and ducks into a mosque...

It doesn't take too long to find the Wahhabist Imam preaching in the mosque... Now of course, what do?

>Try to blend in as a muslim and learn about these Wahhabists?
>Deal with the Imam! He's the reason you came here, to stop the Wahhabists!
>Write-In

By the way anons, you know that Elizabeth's popularity is soaring high now, right?

Well, I'm just saying that you're getting close to a bit of "world conquest" which is done peacefully, sufficent to say.

>>1441692
>Deal with the Imam! He's the reason you came here, to stop the Wahhabists!

You of course, go to deal with the Imam...

You strut up to where he's preaching at, and he turns towards you, a bit confused...

What do anons?

>Arrest him! (You'll need charges against him!)
>Kill him. (May radicalize the muslims.)
>...Try to convert him to Catholicism.
>...Try to convince him that Wahhabism isn't the right path?
>Write_in

>>1441741
>...Try to convert him to Catholicism.
Let's make Ritter proud. Hopefully we can can Instill a hatred for commies and Drow.

Roll me a 1d20 twice anons.

+3 if you can come up with some arguments for catholicism over Wahhabism.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1441752

Allowing samefag.

By the way Anti, how did you like Douglas Bison in WRR? Don't know I did the "bullheaded southern secret agent" vibe right. Gu

>>1441797
Like him, although the excessive write in for slapass sorta borders on autistic. Also does he really have mad cow or is the aggressive thing just part of turning into a Minotaur?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1441797
Forgot to roll.

>>1442186
No, if I remember correctly the "Mad Cow Disease" in real life slowly degrades the neural system in the spine to really fuck up cattle, and is lethal. So it's just him turning into a minotaur basically.

Also, as a Scot I'm basically not allowed by my culture to even think about ass slapping as bad.
For you see, we slap ass for Saint Andrew

But really, I think it could of been... Worse. At least they got the "assertive" part of his personality down. It was pretty bad though.

So that's why I'm considering his family's past to be Scottish. Mostly because it'd be funny.

7

You of course, decide to go into a speech against him to try and convert him. Of course, most of your arguments come off as an untrained theologian, since you aren't a priest or anything like that.

Now of course, you settle down into a pretty thick theological conversation not too long after that, and it'll take quite a while to determine who'll win this...

Now, let's head back to Renexizious, anons...

Renexizious himself appears shocked to the core. He's been gone for only most of the day, and just now, returning back to his lair, he's found a few things which to him, is completely shocking.

First of all, his "harem" have decided to enact a personal touch on his room again, and his pants seem to have gone missing. Not to mention all the... Nightstands, flowers, and the... Well, aesthetic stuff. He doesn't really mind it, as he's grown... Used to it, really. Like how beds work with younger races.

Of course, besides someone messing with his lair, he has a few problems.

First of all, the kobolds are holding a small celebration for him which they want him to show up at...
But on the other claw, he's also being guilt-tripped by Solaire to maybe try to get on better relations with Cortez, since...

You know we're basically are letting our son be completely isolated? He doesn't have a friend in the world besides a literal doll, and we fucking deserted him. I think we should go back.

From what Renexizious remembers of that visit, it was very... bad.

He has our mom probably taking care of him.

You know how busy she can be. Oh, hey... Didn't we say we should visit our grandparents?

...Kind of?

However, Renexizious is also shocked since he's gotten a letter somehow. One of those.... Magical letters?

It's marked with the symbol of what you remember to be the "mages guild", and your still puzzled on trying to figure out how it's gotten in here.

What do anons?

>Deal with the kobolds holding a celebration for you? It'll probably be quite bad, but it's a good effort... Promoting local culture, that sort of thing.
>...Your room is too clean, and not messy enough so you know where your things are. Remind yourself to get it dirty again.
>Read the letter from the Mages Guild?
>Look into seeing your son Cortez, since your back here again.
>...Maybe you should really look to see your grandparents. You've never met them.
>Write-In

>>1442267
>Read the letter from the Mages Guild?

You decide to read the letter from the Mages Guild.

It also begins to speak, meaning you don't have to read it.

"Greetings, RENEXIZIOUS, but before you can in fact read this letter, would you take some time to hear about our sponsors, such as KINGDOM OF AUTOCRATIC, and YE OLDE FARMHOUSE, along with DRAGON SPICE?

You sigh. Of course there's advertisements.

After listening to said ads, which was one encouraging you to live in whatever kingdom they were talking about, another ad about some steakhouse for nobles, which also gave you a 33% off coupon. Oh, and a rather entertaining commerical from a gold dragon trying to sell perfume for "that new hoard smell", and works well on damsels as well.

Once that's over with, the envelope opens up.

It seems to be two letters.

A cease and desist, and a personal letter. Oh, also a few magazines, such as "Overlord's Special", "Red Dragon Daily", that sort of thing.
There's also a manual for how to work the "MagNet".

Actions

> Read the Cease and Desist.
>Read the personal letter from someone.
>Read the manual.
>Write In

>>1442304
> Read the Cease and Desist.
>Read the personal letter from someone.

The Cease and Desist seems to be about your pillaging, and "disrupting guild business"

Hmph. If you continue, they'll put a bounty on you, and also deny you any service. Oh, great.

The personal letter seems to be from the Secretary from the Kingdom of... Delaglus.

Proceed with the letter opening?

> Yes, continue.
> Decline.

>>1442325
> Yes, continue.

You decide to read through the personal letter.

"Hi... I'm erh... I don't know if you remember me Renexizious, but I just wanted to see how you were doing since I left you. I got the secretary to send you this letter to let you know I'm alright... I'm back with my adventuring party, and yes, we're still trying to rescue our knightly leader from your mother.

I just wanted to check in... Say hi... That sort of thing. Give me a message sometime, ok?"

The letter ends there. It seems to be a letter from that female mage you convinced to come with you...

Actions

>Send a letter back!
>Ignore the letter...
>...Maybe you can try to see if you can get her to come back?
>...Try to write to her why she shouldn't rescue Richard's dad.
>Write-In

Anons?

>>1442370
>Send a letter back!
Say that we'll look into it and get back

You send a letter back whilst you feel a bit better...

Renexizious has upgraded anons.

Choose one.

> Upgrade Mutation
> Form Mutation.

>>1442465
> Upgrade Mutation

>>1442465
> Form Mutation.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Upgrade Mutation
2=Form Mutation

Choose an upgrade anons.

>Muscular.
>Four-Headed (3 mutation points required!)
>Huge! (3 mutation points required!)
>Ice Breath.
>Upgrade Solaire's breath attack!
>Upgrade Flame's breath attack!
>Shrewd Mind
>Save it!

>>1442519
>Ice Breath.

Renexizious's breath is now cold enough to freeze water and flesh solid with ease.

Of course, with that done, Renexizious thinks about what else he should be doing... Perhaps visiting his grandparents or his child who's a Duke up north...

However, there's also that kobold celebration... Maybe he should stick around for that?

In fact, someone pokes his feet a bit... Lula, the sister to Luna, and both of course have fallen for Renexizious's charm.

"Ren?"

Renexizious lowers his head, listening to her...

"...I was wondering if you had any plans later? I kind of wanted to... Well, get to know you a bit."

Renexizious sighs a bit, but Lula seems to want to continue to talk.

"Hey, come on... If you want, we can talk at that kobold thing... I just wanted to talk to you for a bit, alright?"

Hm...

Actions

>...Head to visit your parents or grandparents.
>...See that kobold celebration. Without Lula.
>...Sure, why not? A date it is then.
>...Why don't you take Lula and Luna?
>...Hey, you may be a huge hulking dragon, but that doesn't mean you can't listen to women. Lay down, and talk to her for a bit.
>Write-In

>>1442539
>...Sure, why not? A date it is then.
>...Hey, you may be a huge hulking dragon, but that doesn't mean you can't listen to women. Lay down, and talk to her for a bit.

>>1442539
Go see Cortez

"Sure, why not? I suppose it can be a date. But what did you want to talk about?"

You lay down in the middle of the cave to listen to her, and you think she's quite pleased.

"Well... I was slightly impressed by what you've done to these kobolds... Making more civilized, that sort of thing."

"Thank you for that compliment, Lula.'

"Yeah... Now... I know we haven't really talked much... But I was wondering something."

"What?"

"Well... Alright, this may be a bit... Sudden, and you might not be interested... But would you be particularly interested in a mutual quasi-interested bipartsian arrangement between us for a... Erh... Romantic companionship?"

"...You want me to be your boyfriend?"

"That's not the terms I'm using... But yes... Contract included, egalitarian terms since you suffers don't understand the benefits of a matriarchy... Contract should include splitting treasure 50/50, with dibs for magical artfiacts involving wands and staffs going to me and other things going to you, along with sleeping rights."

"...I see. Sleeping rights?"

"...I just think we should get this out of the way before things get strange, seeing as how I have put up with sleeping on stone floors for a few weeks, and have scarcely seen you... Also because I helped defend your kobolds and kept your slaves under control. Also, yes, sleeping rights. As in, the right to sleep next to me. I'd rather not have the parents have the wrong idea."

"How?"

"...Have you ever heard of a spell called "Mass Charm Person" and "Wind Wall?"

She is a very accomplished sorceroress... Her sister is her apprentice...

What do?

>...Do you have any problems with me being a married dragon?
>...Accept, these terms sound fair.
>...I'm erh... I'm not really looking for a "romantic companion", Lula.
>...Listen, it's great you want to get serious, but I don't want to...
>You probably should of gone home already, to be honest.
>...I wouldn't mind this, why not?
>...She is quite powerful... And she might get a bit pissed if you decline her offer. Accept it, but try to shy away from the "boyfriend" part of the deal.
>Write-In

>>1442554
>...Do you have any problems with me being a married dragon?
>Write-In
"It doesn't sound too serious, I think I could live with these terms but I would need you to understand we barely know each other. I would ask we get to know each other more before we start something like this. To avoid any sort of hurt feelings."

>>1442573
"Do you have any problems with me being a married dragon?"

"Oh... You're married?" She seems a bit disappointed.

"Yes, I am. Twice, actually. Polygamous."

"Oh... Well... I mean, usually the drow female is supposed to have multiple husbands, not really... Well..."

She thinks a bit.

"...I suppose this is a bit confusing, but in this case, with both of us being in egalitarian terms, we'd both be entitled to see other people so long as we don't betray the other."

"...Erh..."

"...Well, since your new to Drow courtship, that simply means don't go and date my archnemesis, please..."

"Well... I mean, I could live with these terms, but I would need you to understand we barely know each other. I would ask we get to know each other more before we start something like this, to avoid hurt feelings, that sort of thing."

"Ah, I understand completely... I erh, barely know you too."

"So why are you asking?"

"...Well, mostly because you are very, very quite interesting, a very powerful ally, and also because you got me and my sister to get along... Also, because we've already been in bed and your fairly good at it."

"Thanks?"

"...But if you aren't up for a serious relationship, that's fine... I erh, I haven't exactly been too lucky in 200 years either."

"...How old are you anyways?"

"Oh, quite young. 243, really. People just find me a bit too scary."

"Really?"

"You know, being the high priestess of Lolth means not a lot of men want to go out with you, and unless you want to reduce yourself to courting a slave..."

She talks a bit about how hard it is to actually approach a man with this... It certainly seems that in Drow society, it's a bit flipped around with the courtship, with the woman expected to be the one who takes you out, expected to pay the tab, that sort of thing...

"But really, if you don't want to be serious that's fine, and I understand entirely..."

Actions

>..>Yeah... I erh, I think I'm good.
>...Well, let's go to the kobold celeberation, I suppose. That'll be fun.
>...You know what? Let's give it a shot and see where we end up.
>Are you just interested with me for my power?
>...Listen, your nice and all, but...
>Write-In

>>1442590
>Write-In
"I'm not saying I am against a serious relationship with you. Merely that I think you should learn more about me before deciding on this. I've done some stupid, dangerous and evil things that you should probably know about before deciding.

However, there is plenty of time for you to learn about me in the coming weeks and at the celebration. Also I would point out that I am much, much younger than you. Seriously. It may actually be a crime in multiple nations for us to date."

"I'm not saying I am against a serious relationship with you. Merely that I think you should learn more about me before deciding on this. I've done some stupid, dangerous and evil things that you should probably know about before deciding."

"Well, we've all done stupid things. Besides, I'm technically Evil too. But yes, I feel like I'll learn more if we can actually talk once in a while.

"I see. However, there is plenty of time for you to learn about me in the coming weeks and at the celebration. Also I would point out that I am much, much younger than you. Seriously. It may actually be a crime in multiple nations for us to date."

"What? How old are you? You look like your at least 250, judging from my draconic studies. Besides, for a white dragon you seem extremely intelligent, so maybe even older than that."

Actions

> What, are White Dragons less intelligent or something?
> Let's make it a plan to get to know each other then.
> I'm technically around 4, actually.
> Talk about some of the evil stuff you've done?
> So what kind of Evil are you? I don't want any red flags, so to speak.
> Write In

>>1442616
> I'm technically around 4, actually.
> What, are White Dragons less intelligent or something?
> Let's make it a plan to get to know each other then.
> Talk about some of the evil stuff you've done?

>>1442616
> I'm technically around 4, actually.

> So what kind of Evil are you? I don't want any red flags, so to speak.

Aren't we under the necessary layer of evil?

"So... What alignment are you?"

"Lawful Evil."

"Oh."

Actions

> Respond with your own alignment?
> That's good. Chaotic evil's a red flag.
> Eh, just wondering.
> Sorry, but that's a bit concerning...
> What evil stuff did you do?
> Write In

>>1442631
> That's good. Chaotic evil's a red flag.
> What evil stuff did you do?

>>1442631
> That's good. Chaotic evil's a red flag.
> Eh, just wondering.

What is our alignment anyway?

>>1442637
It's on a pendulum as posters come and go.

"Oh, that's good. What evil stuff do you do?"

"Slavery, worship of an evil god, evil sorcery, and some immoral experiments. Oh, also being interested in politics. Particularly of the backstabbing variety."

"Oh, right. "

"What alignment are you? Or at least, hope to be?"

Actions

> Lawful Good.
> Neutral Good.
> Chaotic Good.
> Lawful Neutral
> True Neutral.
> Chaotic Neutral.
> Lawful Evil
> Neutral Evil
> Chaotic Evil
> Mention your head's alignments? (If guessed right, small opinion boost.)
> Avoid the topic.
> Write In

>>1442663
> Write In
"I'd say Lawful evil leaning towards Lawful neutral."


I hate the gods be dammed alignment system...

>>1442663
> Lawful Neutral

At least that's what I hope for ;-;

>>1442663
> Lawful Neutral

You tell her your alignment.

You also decide to tell her your age...

Roll me a 1d20+2 three times to see if she's concerned or not.

+3 if you can downplay your age or mention how it's alright.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1442731
Nat 1

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1442731
We have no problem with the arrangement. We are technically part human by ancestry so that makes it a bit more reasonable and lastly, we are the one who initiated this whole thing...

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1442731

12+5=17

She seems to be a bit concerned.

"I erh... Do you tell everyone this?"

"Usually if they ask."

"...One more term, never remind me of your age, please. Or anyone I know."

Actions

> Alright, fine. You can agree to that.
> I'd rather just tell the truth.
> Write In

>>1442765
> I'd rather just tell the truth.
> Write In
"If it makes you feel any better, you are technically less morally outrageous than my other partners. Considering how much younger I was when I met them...and anyhow, many of my children have partners already and they are even younger than me."

"Well, I like being honest. If it makes you feel any better, you are technically less morally outrageous than my other partners. Considering how much younger I was when I met them...and anyhow, many of my children have partners already and they are even younger than me."

"You have kids?"

"About fifteen, I think. I don't remember off the top of my head. But yeah, a lot."

"Oh... Erh, who are your wives anyways?

She pulls up a chair to talk to you while being comfortable.

Actions

> Talk about your wives (Optionally Chrysoula too, slightly increased opinion from Flames for including her.)
> Not to demean you, but you still sure about this?
> Talk about your kids a bit?
> Move on in the conversation.
> Write In

>>1442809
> Talk about your wives (Optionally Chrysoula too, slightly increased opinion from Flames for including her.)

>>1442810
Do you want to optionally include Chrysoula?

>>1442815
Of course. As she is best girl.

You decide to talk about your wives...

How to talk about Liz?

> Talk about how nice she is?
> Mention her... Assets.
> Just talk about how she's a huge dragon.
> Write In to explain who she is. (Bonus Happiness, and a happyQM)

>>1442829
> Talk about how nice she is?
>Actually the smartest too.
>By far the best wife.

>>1442829
>She's a queen of a great union of United Kingdoms in my realm whom I married sometime ago after an arrangement with her now deceased mother. She was once human but through complex alchemy I gifted her the status of a dragon. We've had many children, of whom she is very protective of. Between the two of us, we control a significant portion of the world, entire continents even.

Liz best girl. Chrysoula fags not welcomed.

Can't we all agree they're all the best of the best? I put a lot of time writing them.
and hurting them a lot.

Testing something.

Alright, thanks anons.

You tell her about Elizabeth, and move onto Frankizka...

What do?

> Briefly explain her and move on.
> Explain her a bit in depth... (Very happy QM, and also a bonus to happiness.

>>1442860
> Explain her a bit in depth... (Very happy QM, and also a bonus to happiness.

"During my travels I encountered this vampire, a nun to a god and still a devout follower. She had been willingly turned so she could resist disease and therefore fulfil her holy duties more easily.

Through a series of events, I ended up convincing her to travel with me. One thing led to another and next thing you know I am courting her, then that was that.

These days she acts as my spymaster and an additional consciousness for me. One of seventeen or so for me."

>>1442860
>She's vampiric. Head my intelligence services. Very good at her job, think she's hunting a communist who's been part of a criminal empire right now. (All I really know.)

You explain Frankizka, and move finally onto Chrysoula.

> Neglect to mention her.
> Briefly mention her.
> Explain in-depth. (Ultra Happy QM, and a small happiness boost.)
> Write in

Why do anons like Liz anyways? Just curious.

>>1442878
> Explain in-depth. (Ultra Happy QM, and a small happiness boost.)

"Long story short, my heads are each their own independent intelligent beings but I am the original and strongest of them. The second asked me if I could get him a wife, after seeing me interact affectionately with Liz.

So I took a trip to Greece, if I remember on some unrelated business for my military and ended up meeting the daughter of the leader of one of their city-states.

She was a sheltered, shy and innocent Minotaur girl and I ended up courting her as well. Netting me a cute wife and an alliance with the Greeks.


These days she acts as a giant pillow for me emotionally and physically while also doing a job in order to pay her own way. She makes metal and wooden things for me all the time, purely out of the belief she should give me gifts like the adorable little thing she is."

>>1442878
First wife, good royal who actually does shit, tries to be a good mother, actually another dragon. . . . Ok, I also have a tit fetish.

I'm gonna start up the prototype quest tomorrow.

>>1442910
This.

>>1442878
The bloodsucker and gyro cow are just add-ons for no good reason

>>1442922
Don't we all have a thing for Liz's tits?

Also, what's this Prototype quest? Is it like the games?

If so, pls no edge, because those games are full of it.

Anyways, my favorites are probably Chrysoula, with Liz tied with her. Both are great in my opinion.

You explain in depth.

"Huh... That's erhm, certainly strange. You know, for a dragon... You aren't at all what I expected you to be."

"Truly? What did you expect me to be?"[/red

"Well, a bit less... Nice, so to speak, and more ambitious. Not that there's nothing wrong with it, it just that your coming off as a... Surprisingly nice guy."

"Oh, thanks. Not too many people think I'm nice."

"Well... It's perspective I suppose... Anyways... This has been surprisingly enlightening."

"Learning that I'm married, have tons of kids..."

"...Certainly off-putting, but so long as I don't have to deal with them, I'm interested."

"Ah... Still want to be with me?"

"Well, judging from how you can turn people from mortals to dragons... I'd be utterly insane to not be interested."

"Ah."

"...Is it a spell perchance?"

"No, alchemy."

"...Damn... Anyways... Would you like to hear about myself?"

Actions

>Sure, go ahead. I'm interested.
>...Eh, not really.
>...Would you care if I asked how your sister would react to us getting in a bit of an... Arrangment?
>So, is this a political alliance, in a sense?
>...Just curious, are you power-hungry at all?
>Write-In

>>1442978
>Sure, go ahead. I'm interested.

>>1442978
>So, is this a political alliance, in a sense?
>...Just curious, are you power-hungry at all?
Have her tell us a bit about herself as well

>>1442978
>Also, what's this Prototype quest?

I'm planning on running the full thing in the winter, but for now it's going to be a brief few shots from what will be the villains perspective. Just so that we can have a proper launch without everything seeming Deus ex Machina.

And not really like the games, maybe if the players get to that point after long enough. I'm aiming for a more survival horror style for the first several sessions.

>>1442994
So surviving as a normal guy in the Red Zone? I'd fucking love to read that, it'd be hard as fuck.

"Sure, go ahead. I'm interested... So is this a political alliance too? Also, are you power hungry at all?"

"...Well, it's a societal thing... But yes, I'd consider myself to be lusting for power. But this isn't a political alliance until we got to marriage."

"Ah."

"If we were to somehow in time get engaged on matriarchal terms, as per the norm, all your property, including yourself, would become mine. In egalitarian terms, our property remain separate, and in patriarchal terms, I become your property and all my property is given to you. It's never been done before, and is a bit of a... Well, it's thought of to be extremely shameful."

"I see."

"Now... I'm the twin sister of Luna. You know all that. Now, I'm also the High Priestess of Doulgalikol, or at least was since I left with you, and my father and mother get along amicably. I also have a pet spider, named Foxy, after a vulpine creature I've read about in a book, and which I found interesting..."

"You have a pet spider?"

"Well, yes. It's custom really. If you wanted to, I could show you it. It's not my familiar, which is in fact, a cat, but I think it's quite cute."

Actions

>...Erh... I'm not a fan of spiders, really...
>So your good with animals?
>Well, you don't have a phobia or anything, and are 80 stories tall... Why not see that spider?
>Quick question... Do you like dogs at all?
>...Well, why don't you show me your cat?
>Show her one of your familiars?
>Write-in

>>1443054
>Well, you don't have a phobia or anything, and are 80 stories tall... Why not see that spider?
>This reminds me that a daughter of mine is really fascinated with spiders.

You decide to see the spider... She summons it, and it seems to be a very small, eight-eyed orange and white spider.

It seems completely harmless, and looks up at you with eight, large, terrified eyes. It quickly scatters behind Lula, who sighs.

"...Yes, he's completely harmless. And yes, he's easily scared."

Actions

>He's adorable, honestly.
>...Couldn't you get something a bit bigger or more cool?
>...Why don't you show me that cat now?
>Anyways, continue with your story...
>I can see where the name "Foxy" comes from.
>...Why don't we go to the kobold celebration? It'll begin any moment now.
>Write-In

>>1443102
>He's adorable, honestly.
>...Why don't we go to the kobold celebration? It'll begin any moment now.

Op you just got an audible reaction from me. That is quite impressive.

>>1443102
>Anyways, continue with your story...

"He's adorable, honestly. Now, let's go to that celebration, it'll begin any moment now."

You begin to get up... If you remember correctly, the celebration is about the start of tribe, and your expected to give a speech about how disappointed you are in the tribe, how proud you are, or at least show up.

Then of course, it'll become a ceremonial dance, then elders will tell tales of dragonkind, of past heroes, that sort of thing.

What form do you want to go in?

>Dragon form.
>Dragotaur form.
>Half-Dragon form.
>Kobold form.
>Write-in

>>1443157
>Write-in
Yuan-ti.

The giant snek form is graceful and powerful but isn't something they'll have seen. Gotta play up that whole "we are otherwordly, powerful and wise" angle. Nothing says that like a giant white snek person.

>>1443157
>Dragon form.

>>1443157
>Dragon form.

ITS HAPPENING!!!

I'll roll here in a bit if anons can't decide.

Oh, nevermind.

You step outside to the celebration in the traditional dragon form, and take your seat... Lula sits on your claw, and you of course, begin to watch the celebration, which has started out with a bit of a feast for the kobolds. The kobolds also seem to have given you the last remaining wolf to eat, along with some mushrooms... It's not enough to feed you, not even close, but it's nice enough, you suppose.

After the feast concludes, it becomes your turn to tell the tribe how well they've done in your eyes...

In addition, this is the "offical" time your supposed to enact new policies, increase tribute demand, etc...

Actions

>...Tell them they've done amazingly.
>Tell them they've done well.
>Tell them they're ok.
>...Tell them they're mediocre.
>Tell them they didn't do that well in your eyes.
>Tell them they did pretty bad.
>Tell them they did terribly.
>Give them a reward for great work?
>Punish them for terrible work.
>Enact new laws and policies. (Such as commandments, etc.)
>...Give a full-on speech. (Likely increase your popularity as a "hands on" leader.)
>Write-In

>>1443227
>...Tell them they've done amazingly.
>Enact new laws and policies. (Such as commandments, etc.)
>...Give a full-on speech. (Likely increase your popularity as a "hands on" leader.)

ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING! THE TIMELINE SHIFTS ONCE MORE!

>>1443227
>Tell them they've done very well.
>Give them a reward for excellent work?
Considering we've left them alone for many months and they haven't been ransacked by Orcs or Goblins, I would say they've done well. Also their development as a culture and society has gone on fairly well and what you'd expect.

>>1443238
What do you mean?

>>1443249
>>>/pol/124839033

Frogs turning straight again, pedophiles being publicly executed, REPTILIAN CONSPIRACY PROVEN TRUE, AUTIST FURTHER WEAPONIZED! MEMES RUN THE FBI! CLINTON BEHIND BARS! ITS HAPPENING!!!

>>1443290
Oh fuck. Just when the memes seemingly dried up a bit here comes a monsoon...

You tell them that they've done damned well, and you decide now is a good time to bring up new policies, laws, and a reward for the tribe...

Oh, and do a speech...

What should the speech be about?

>...The kinship between kobolds and dragons? (Kobolds will like dragons more!)
>How you, for a draconic overlord are surprisingly soft, and how other kobolds aren't so lucky with their overlords... (Kobolds will dislike other dragons and like you more, and might be more accepting of other kobolds.)
>Talk about how advanced society will become under your rule? (If the kobolds advance a lot, their respect for you will be greatly increased!)
>Talk about the importance of defending this tribe from outside threats. (Will increase militarism.)
>Write-In for a custom speech!

>>1443290
>>1443295
What's going on? Did I miss something?

>>1443300
>Talk about how advanced society will become under your rule? (If the kobolds advance a lot, their respect for you will be greatly increased!)


A guy has been fired, /pol/ is exploding into memes.

>>1443300
>Talk about the importance of defending this tribe from outside threats. (Will increase militarism.)
They need to be able to protect themselves well from outside threats when we're not here.

>>1443300
So apperantly James Comey, who I think was the head of the FBI, got fired. I believe that he dropped an investigation related to Hillary Clinton or something.

You decide to increase militarism and make a promise to advance their society...

Roll me a 1d20 twice to see how well you can give this speech.

+4 if you can give a great speech to the kobolds!
+1 if you can try to predict the future for them?
+1 if you can also talk a bit about draconic supremacy. Just a bit.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1443339

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1443339
One day you will face threats from within, when the values of family begin eroding, you will know your enemy.

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1443339

"Kobolds I brought to you all the glory of my rulership! With my draconic wisdom and strength I have helped to guide you onto the path of growing more than other Kobolds. In the future we shall be more advanced than what we are now, and will be mighty to behold."

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1443339
"My lovely, loyal subjects. You have exceeded all of my expectations of you in the time I left you alone, a test on my part to see if you would survive without my intervention. I am glad to see you thrived so well and I can see that given time your society would continue to advance.

I see a great future coming for you with me. One where you live long lives, in warm houses with full bellies and never fear for your lives. That a raid may be coming or that a famine shall bring ruin to your tribe. A future where all of you can read and write. A future where this nation we are building is the foremost in the world, the most powerful and respected.

However, that time is not here yet. For now we must be vigilant for dangers both within and without our village. If we are strong, if we are careful and if we are wise then your children shall become adults in a world where they never fear or hunger or thirst and where their greatest concern is the advancement of our great unified society."

>We must secure the existence of the people and a future for Draconic children.

>What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.

Totally didn't just take 1488 for this Kobold speech

16+6=22

Great Success!

The kobolds cheer at your speech's conclusion and seem overwhelmingly eager to follow your orders.

Do anons want to announce any new policies, laws, or anything?

>Enact a new law or policy!
>...You know, you came up with some commandments... (>>1439364's post)
>...No, you have nothing to announce.
>Praise a particular clan! (Increase the respect of that clan!)
>Write-In

>>1443390
>...You know, you came up with some commandments... (>>1439364's post)

>>1443390
>...You know, you came up with some commandments... (>>1439364 #'s post)

You enact some commandments...

This has... Slightly confused the kobolds a bit.

First of all, there's little concept of the idea of "law", as there's no actual legal system or concept of one. The kobolds However, are a bit confused about the "more then one partner" situation, and there's conversations about if males should get more then one, or if females should be able to get more then one, or if everyone can get more then one...

There's a bit of confusion, that's for sure.

>Try to clarify. Men get to have more than one partner. (Male kobolds will greatly like this, and will increase the popularity of being masculine traits.)
>Try to clarify. Females get to have more than partner. (Female kobolds will greatly like this, and will increase the popularity of feminine traits.)
>...Everyone can have more then one partner? (May destabilize the family unit, and could damage the clan structure!)
>...Erh... You don't want that... Erh, nevermind the whole "more than one" partner. (Hurts the claims of your divinity!)
>...How about try to make it so that whoever you proclaim worthy enough, should have more than one partner? (Increases the popularity of heroics and adventurers and serving you.)
>Write-in

>>1443418
Only one partner per person.

>>1443418
>...How about try to make it so that whoever you proclaim worthy enough, should have more than one partner? (Increases the popularity of heroics and adventurers and serving you.)

The right of kings. It will have to do to sate the Anons, and our hypocrisy.

>>1443427
Just saying, it's really hard to strength claims of your divinity, and it's quite bad for people to question your divine will. You sure anon?

>>1443438
I stand by my decision.

As much as I agree. I'm standing by mine.

Well, I'm going to take a bath anons. I'll give you 25 minutes to decide. Feel free to argue a bit.

>>1443418
>...How about try to make it so that whoever you proclaim worthy enough, should have more than one partner? (Increases the popularity of heroics and adventurers and serving you.)
>Write-in
State it is meant to help explain and justify why we have and can have more than 1 partner. It is more so to establish that you can have more than 1 partner so long as they are all willing and so on.

Advise them however that it is almost certainly in their own interests to avoid doing this though because of the fact their gender numbers are equal: they aren't going to condemn their fellows to be alone for life are they? Not to mention how hard it is to keep 1 partner satisfied or the difficulties it leads to with your inheritance.


>>1443427
That makes us seem less divine, admittedly not a bad thing but still something to avoid.

>>1443418

>...How about try to make it so that whoever you proclaim worthy enough, should have more than one partner? (Increases the popularity of heroics and adventurers and serving you.)

QM I do hope we go to the Exaltedverse one day...it'll be grand

Wow, and here I was about to take a bath.

You clarify it to the kobolds, and it makes some sense to them.

One of the kobold raises his hand for a question.
You of course, call on him.

"So... I was kind of wondering... Why do we need an elder?"

"...Erh..."

"I mean, he doesn't do much besides tell stories... Which the kids need... But all that leadership stuff really goes to you."

Some of the kobolds nod their heads in agreement. It seems they want to appoint you to be their full-fledged leader... The elder seems to even agree a bit, citing that you've been doing most of the leading since you've came here.

Actions

>...Accept this "crown from the gutters", so to speak. (You'll become the undisputed leader of the kobolds, and able to create your own government... The kobolds will count on you a bit more.)
>...Decline this. The kobolds should have some automony in case you leave. (Kobolds remain semi-independent.)
>...You should appoint someone to be the "chieftain" of this village for the kobolds to follow. (You'll lose a bit of power, but the kobolds will fare better while you're gone...)
>Write-In

>>1443469
>...Accept this "crown from the gutters", so to speak. (You'll become the undisputed leader of the kobolds, and able to create your own government... The kobolds will count on you a bit more.)

>>1443469
>Write-In
"Because I have to leave to take care of other things. If you want you can try and figure out a different solution to your leadership problem for when I am away but I need someone to keep track of things for me while I am away and to keep me up to speed for when I get back.

For example, you could have every member of the tribe gather together and say who they think should be leader. Then everyone who agrees with them goes and stands besides them. Thus you select whoever has the greatest support.

Or each Clan or profession could send forth a member to represent themselves and make decisions as a group while I am away.


I may be your true leader and ruler but at the end of the day I will not always be here to lead."

You accept being declared their full ruler... You also make it a point that the kobolds should have an independent government whenever you leave...

What government do anons want to do?

>Tribal Theocracy. (High Church Power, you can choose who you want to rule, and happy clergy. Moderate-to-high power.)
>Tribal Democracy (Low Church Power, everyone likes this save for clergy, and will vote for the leader. Faster tech. Will almost always be you voted in. Clans will be more independent. You may later on have lower power.)
>Tribal Monarchy. (Moderate Church Power. Clergy will like this. In addition, you can come up with the idea of a "state" faster, along with Nationalism. Your family will inherit. You have unquestionable power.)

>>1443504
>Tribal Monarchy. (Moderate Church Power. Clergy will like this. In addition, you can come up with the idea of a "state" faster, along with Nationalism. Your family will inherit. You have unquestionable power.)

You declare yourself the tribal monarch of this tribe...

Do you guys want to come up with any names for the village, and what your tribe should be called? Also, for what the "monarch" title should be?

Or should I just continue along?

Also, since Renexizious is considered a god...

>Continue along.
>Customize a bit... (Insert name of your tribe, village, and ruler title.)
>...Implement "God-Ruler" (The Church IS the State, and it's power will wax and grow with the state's power. You'll control all matters of religion, and of state.)

>>1443542
>Customize a bit... (Insert name of your tribe, village, and ruler title.)
Tribal name: I don't know. Maybe something related to Renexizious
Village name: Matera.
Rule title: Imperator

Anyone else want to vote?

>>1443580
I will support this guy.

>>1443580
This.

You of course, declare yourself Imperator, the village Matera, and decide to neglect the tribal name.

One of the kobold's raises his hand, with a question regarding your new appointment to king... He seems to be the same kobold earlier that rose his hand.

Actions

>Ignore it.
>Sure, why not. Call on him.
>...Make an example out of him.
>Write-In

>>1443608
>Sure, why not. Call on him.
I don't know if this Kobold should be promoted to royal advisor or imprisoned for causing dissent.

You decide to call on him again.

"So erh... I'm kind of wondering why you and your family gets to only rule... I mean, I get your a dragon and all, and we're all grateful... But I mean, this is how our tribe has worked for generations... I don't know if just having your clan be the only rulers is a good idea."

Huh. He's a bit of a thinker, that one.

Actions

>...What makes you think my family's unfit to lead?
>Ignore the question?
>...Well, have you forgotten I'm a dragon?
>...Listen, it's not that kobolds don't control the government anymore, alright?
>Alright, you've had enough of this. Take care of this questioning kobold.
>Write-in

>>1443635
>Write-in
You'll be dealing with humans soon, humans will only respect something known as the state, and you can't have a state without a king in these times.

>>1443635
>Write-in
"Look, I understand your point you are worried that who ever comes after me might not be a good ruler.

However, at the very least with a dragon you are assured that they will be capable of defending the people, yes?

Anyhow, I haven't removed you from the governing entirely nor do I plan on doing so as I have previously mentioned I plan on continuing my habit of coming and going. Honestly I would like for you to be somewhat self managing so I can do this but seemingly you want me to rule entirely. Well, logically I won't be around to appoint my successor but I will be attempting to make sure my child isn't a fool or a disgrace.

Still, I have a long life ahead of me and may change my mind."

"Well, you'll be dealing with humans soon. And humans only respect something known as the state, and you can't have a state without a king in these times."

"...Uhm... I might sound stupid, but why not? Also, what's a state? And why do we need one? Plus, why do we have to deal with humans?"

You sigh a bit. He has a lot of questions. The rest of the kobolds seem a bit nervous from him questioning you, but he seems to be simply curious.

Actions

>...Please, no more questions, alright?
>...Alright, maybe you should make an example that you aren't playing nice Mr. Dragon anymore.
>Try to explain why the kobolds need a state and a king, and need to deal with the humans?
>Ignore his questions.
>Write-In

>>1443666
>Try to explain why the kobolds need a state and a king, and need to deal with the humans?
We need a state so that everyone in this community can act together in better ways such as serving in an organized fighting unit or making sure that food is dispersed equally among the citizens so that less people suffer. I myself need to be king and lead the state because I am the most adapted for the position seeing as I can not be killed easily and I know how to manage things in a more efficient manner then the next person.

>>1443685
"Well, We need a state so that everyone in this community can act together in better ways such as serving in an organized fighting unit or making sure that food is dispersed equally among the citizens so that less people suffer. I myself need to be king and lead the state because I am the most adapted for the position seeing as I can not be killed easily and I know how to manage things in a more efficient manner than the next person. Besides, I understand your point you are worried that who ever comes after me might not be a good ruler.
However, at the very least with a dragon you are assured that they will be capable of defending the people, yes?"

"That makes sense." The kobold says, and his questions come to an end.

"Right, so by laws of inheritance, my son should inherit..."

"...What's a law?"

"...It's a rule."

"Oh."

Hm.

Who to appoint to your successor?

>Charlemagne.
>...Maybe if you have another child in this dimension he'll take over, why not?
>...Cortez.
>Write-In

>>1443710
>Charlemagne.

He is our heir, Cortez is forging his own path and I want to avoid involving him in our affairs. As an...experiment.

>>1443710
>...Maybe if you have another child in this dimension he'll take over, why not?
Although keep Cortez as an option. We've fucked yo with him majorly but he might still be reclaimed and hold a place. Hopefully his visits from our aunt and possibly other family members have helped him.

Going to roll in 10 minutes anons.

>>1443721
What's the experiment about, anon?

>>1443738
If the draconic method of childrearing is more effective than the human-draconic method we have.


Currently I am comparing to our children on average, except Mr. America because he cheated. Fucking charisma builds...

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling

1=Charlemagne
2=Next child here.

You decide that the next child you have here should inherit this tribe.

With that done, the ceremonial dance for the kobolds begins, and your job is pretty much done.

Luna congratulates you on taking power too.

Actions

>...Maybe you should just head back to the lair and take a nap, your job's done for now.
>...Why not see if Lula wants to dance with you?
>Shapeshift?
>Join the kobold dance. It's ceremonial, but could be fun.
>Write-In

>>1443750
Also, care if I ask how you rank the kids and average them?

>>1443784
>...Maybe you should just head back to the lair and take a nap, your job's done for now.
We should see Cortez or Rosa as soon as possible.

You decide to just get some sleep... That sounds nice, actually.

Do anons want to switch PoV's to Elizabeth? She just got home by the way.

>Yes!
>No!

>>1443839
>No!

>>1443839
>No!

You remain Renexizious.

Eventually, you wake up in the morning...

What do you want to do anons?

>Go see Cortez?
>Go see your mom?
>Go see your grandparents?
>Manage the kobolds.
>Hang out with Lula or Luna?
>You should probably head back home...
>Write-In

>>1443926
>Manage the kobolds.

>>1443926
>Go see Cortez?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Manage the kobolds.
2=Go see Cortez

I haven't read this quest for a while and I want to catch up, but I don't remember which thread I finished on. Last I remember we just got our third head solaire

>>1444254
That was a fair while back. I can't remember what thread that was though...welcome back to the quest though.

>>1444254
I've narrowed it down to before #37

>>1444254
NVM I found it

Yeah, I'd try my best to summarize what's happened, but my journal is so chalk-full of notes it's hard to say. There's also the part where we lost a bunch of shit due to me not realizing no one was archiving.

Also, sorry for being dead, a friend wanted to talk.

You decide to go see your son, Cortez...

You begin to fly there, and it takes an hour before you arrive... You see his palace, and you begin to think on how you'll do this...

>...How about "good father" mode, and try to make up abandoning your son?
>...You should probably ignore the fact you practically left him in the middle of conversation, and try to do this normally...
>...You know, the best way to talk to anyone is at a bar while heavily intoxicated...
>...You probably shouldn't even talk to him. Who knows what's happened?
>Write-in

By the way, let's just say that Cortez got infected by a random werewolf.

>>1444277
>...You should probably ignore the fact you practically left him in the middle of conversation, and try to do this normally...

You decide against father-son bonding, and decide to simply go to friendly talking...

You fly above his castle... You could knock on the front drawbridge, but people get a bit worried about large giant dragons bigger then castles knocking on the front drawbridge.

Actions

>...Knock on it anyways
>Shapeshift, and try to let the guards to let you in.
>...Maybe you can do a "surprise" and try to land inside the courtyard without anyone noticing. You can shift the size of your form after all...
>Write-in

>>1444321
>...Knock on it anyways

You knock on the front drawbridge anyways...

This has the slight problem of terrifying the town, the people on the walls, and the front drawbridge guards as well. It doesn't take too long for you to see your son, dressed in extremely thick and heavy armor, come out...

He looks up to you, and puts his arm on his helm, you might of either embarrased him, or he's worried about the risk of him being sold out as a half-dragon...

Actions

>...You should probably put on an act of roaring a lot and being scary. Oh, and kidnap your son so you can talk to him in private.
>Who gives a shit? He's your son, who the fuck would touch him? Talk to him normally.
>...Try to be cheery? Your son probably doesn't like you too much.
>Shapeshift.
>...Wow, he's embarrased of you. If he's going to be like that, just fucking leave.
>Write-In

>>1444342
>Write-In
"Hello lord of the castle, I need to talk with you. I need to borrow as many blacksmith as possible to help my kobolds get better at metal working."

"Ah, hello lord of the castle! I needed to talk to you. I need to borrow as many blacksmiths as possible to help my kobolds get better at metal working."

"...Why? I need my blacksmiths for the war effort."

"War effort?"

"...Well, due to the amount of sacking and pillaging, and civil unrest, I thought it was an opportune time to take the throne, just in time."

Hm. Looks like he's doing good for himself.

Actions

>...Become a bit more intimidating. You aren't taking no for an answer.
>...Try to bribe your son?
>Listen, if I help out can you give me them?
>Oh, great! Thanks for accepting... (Ignore him completely and just kidnap a few.)
>Write-In

>>1444370
>Write-In
"I have little problem trading my service for your blacksmiths.

I am skilled in combat and can wipe out entire armies if that is what would aid your cause, I can enslave towns or capture royalty or nobility to decapitate the enemy regime.

You know, general mercenary dragon work."

>>1444370
>So if you didn't have to deal with a war, we could get right to business? Well where am I sacking?

>>1444374
"Listen, I have little problem trading my service for your blacksmiths. I'm skilled at combat, can wipe out entire armies, enslave towns, that sort of thing. You know, general mercenary dragon work."

He motions for you to come inside. You shift to your dragotaur form and follow him, and he makes sure to get everyone out of the throne hall.

He seems quite irritated.

"You don't think I'm going through my own problems? Besides, I'm not accepting help from you, in fact I'd really apperciate it if you could just... Get out of here, alright?"

"What? Why are you so irritated?"

"Well, first of all, when I found out who my dad is, we talk for a few minutes and you decide to go do something else, and I don't see you for a few months, and now you want to kidnap my blacksmiths for whatever you want."

He seems to be getting progressively angrier as he speaks.

"Not to mention the fact you've been raiding my homeland's villages, enslaved it's population, deserted my mom who's still missing, and have the gale to talk to me about trying to help me at now of all times. Normally, I wouldn't mind, but you have such a disrespect for me, that you come to my lands, without issuing a single apology for your past slights, not even acknowledging it, and pretending everything's fine."

Yeah, he's not happy at all with you.

Actions

>...Alright, he wants an apology. Give him one.
>Let him continue to rant.
>...Let him know you don't care.
>...Try to mention how his emotions are clouding his vision?
>Yeah, he's not giving you anything. Just leave.
>Write-In

>>1444403
>Let him continue to rant.

>>1444403

>...Alright, he wants an apology. Give him one.
>Let him continue to rant.
"Alright, I'm in the wrong, but please, continue."

(for some reason I'm not really suprised that Anons chose to do the nigger thing and abandon their offspring.)

>>1444422
We didn't abandon him. We went and saw him, then remembered we have like 4 nations to run and a bunch of other shit.

>>1444440
. . We need to stop breeding.

>>1444441
I've been saying that for about five kids now. I blame Liz primarily.

You decide to continue to let him rant.

"Not to mention your rampaging has been extremely devastating to the economy! Do you know how much my family is paying for these immigrants, and the starvation that's going on? Besides, down the line, even if I do win, I have to practically build the farmlands back up again and design an effective defense against YOU. This isn't even mentioning how if you were to help me, it'd start countless allegations, not to mention I'd have a pissed off clergy, nobility, and peasantry after me. Do you know what I've sacrificed for this position, for this opportunity to prove myself? I had to amputate my own tail, I had to lie to practically everyone I know about my heritage, and you think you can ask ME for favors?"

He lets loose a notable amount of steam from his helmet, clearly calming down.

"So don't you EVER, by the gods, enter my land and even presume that you have an entitled status, simply because we're related, because as far as I can tell, you haven't given a damn about me since I was born, you haven't given a damn about my country, you haven't given a damn about my mother, and you haven't given a damn about what I've been going through for the past few months!"

He takes a breath, steam eminating from his mouth.

"This isn't to even talk about how the only father figure I have remotely known was eaten alive on the road a few months ago, and you didn't even say "I'm sorry for your loss", you simply thought that he was just "yet another mortal" I bet, judging from your practice of enslaving innocent civilians and murdering their families. You even dared to talk to me about how my god's weren't the "right ones" and how your evil, cruel gods were somehow justified in their fiendness."

He seems to have finally stopped gripping his chair tightly, and has greatly relaxed from all the steam and anger he's let out.

"Now, get the hell out of my castle."

Actions

>...Refuse to do so?
>...Listen. I'm sorry we aren't... On the best terms...
>...Cortez, I just wanted to say I'm proud of you, alright?
>Write-In

>>1444454
>...Cortez, I just wanted to say I'm proud of you, alright?

Huh, well, we certainly have our hands full.

No need to type up that summary. I am tearing through these threads like Ren through a butter silo

"Listen, I'm proud of you son..."
Roll me a 1d20 once to scavenge your relationship.

+3 for a great apology speech.
+1 if you can tell him how much you love him or care about him?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1444504
Nat one or 20. We're overdue.

>>1444511
Well, want to do the bonus and get him to not hate you more?

>>1444515
Too tired to write. Do that in the morning, before I throw my vomit onto the catalog.

>>1444515
I would, but i'm ~20 threads behind and have no idea whats going on

>>1444533
Just roll a damn 20. Last post of the night.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1444504

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1444504

Just woke up anons.

[red]"Listen, Cortez, I just wanted to say I'm proud of you, alrig-"[/red]

"I don't want your apologies, it's too late for that. Now get the hell out of my castle."

You sigh.

Actions

>Leave.
>Refuse to do so.
>Write-In

Quick bump to incur interest.

>>1444715

>Leave

We're not going to change his mind about wanting us out, but maybe remind him that if he doesn't want us as an ally, he may end up having us as an enemy. Anyone who dares to harm our kobolds will repay the damage tenfold.

Quick question, have anons fallen in love with the kobolds? I'm just wondering, since anons seem very defensive of them.

You decide to leave.

"Alright, fine. I'll go. But if you don't want me as an ally, be warned about having me end up as an enemy, if you dare to infringe on my kobolds."

"Just get out."

You leave the castle...

What do anons want to do?

>Head back to the lair.
>Visit your mother?
>Visit your grandparents?
>Head home...
>...You should really get some blacksmiths. Maybe you can try to bribe some to come with you or just kidnap them. This may hurt relations with your son even more though.
>...You know what? You should look into trying to get your kobold forgemaster to enroll in the blacksmith's guild as an apprentice... It'll cost you a bit though.
>Best idea. Try to find a dwarven stronghold, and see if they'll educate your kobold. This will be grossly expensive, and there's a good chance they might just refuse.
>Write-In

Giving yet another bump.

>>1444957
>Visit your mother?
>>1444945
I mean I like the Kobolds and want to them grow into a kingdom that isn't a pushover but I really care for them as much as some anons do.

>I really don't care*
wow I'm tired

You decide to see your mom. She's probably still packing in her lair so she can move to your dimension.

You fly over, and your mother seems to be outside, organizing her things.

What do anons?

> Be a good son, and offer to help her move?
> Fly down, and go in as fast as you can to give youe mother a fierce draconic hug.
> Ask your mom something?
>Apologize for slightly ditching her.
> Write In

>>1445129
> Fly down, and go in as fast as you can to give youe mother a fierce draconic hug.
> Be a good son, and offer to help her move?
> Ask your mom something?

"You wouldn't happen to have any people from {Wherever the fuck Cortez rules} that you have enslaved? Right?"


Screw it, lets get to fixing our mistakes.

>>1445129
>> Be a good son, and offer to help her move?
>Apologize for slightly ditching her.
I just reached Cortez' intro!
God I'm tired

>>1445148
I don't blame you. But nice on you for reading that much anon!

You of course, go for a dive hug on your mom, and with the amount of force and energy behind your dive accidently knocks your mom down, and into a large hug.

She seems to have slightly crushed her luggage, but doesn't seem to care, and laughs joyfully.

"Oh, I see you swooped down to say hello, Ren! It's nice to see you. Also, thanks for your hug, it's really adorable."

She returns your hug, and gives you a kiss on the cheek, and a bit of a squeeze.

"Hi mom. Sorry about ditching you, I got kind of busy."

"Oh, it was a bit annoying, I will admit, but it's fine... Anyways, what did you want to see me for?"

"I was wondering if you wanted some help moving, mom."

She smiles, kindly.

"Oh, it's fine... Especially since I accidently just crushed most of what I owned."

"Oh... I'm erh, sorry."

"Don't worry about it. They can be replaced. Your more valuable then my hoard, you know."

She gives you a kiss and begins to get up.

"...So, mom? Would you happen to have any people from Cortez's duchy that you might of enslaved?"

"Hm... Well, I freed them all, a fresh start you know... Well, I will after I pack up after all."

"Oh, that's great mom."

"Though there's a bit of a problem... There's at least two-hundred kobolds who'll lack a proper leader... So of course, I've been looking for a replacement, or to see if they're willing to come with me. Would you mind, dear?"

"Mind what?"

"Well, mind me taking the kobold servants I have with me? Oh! By the way...."

She turns around, and carefully looks through the ruins of crates and chests...

"What is it mom?"

"Oh, well, I was thinking... Hang on..."

She carefully pulls out a small, intact cabinet.

"...So, you have a half-dragon form, right? I remember you did..."

"I do. What's this about?"

She sighs, a bit caringly.

"Well, I was shopping a few days ago and I found the most ADORABLE pair of robes, and I couldn't help but think of the brightest, most adorable wizard I know... My son! So of course, I got you this..."

She opens the cabinet, and pulls out a rather nice pair of silk blue robes.

"I had the slaves of course, tailor it to fit your larger form... Then of course, I remembered that you had other forms..."

"...Mom, are you..."

"...Well... They were on discount, alright?"

She suddenly looks a bit guilty.

"...Mom. When do you of all people go shopping?"

"...Alright... Maybe I was... Maybe I was flying above a town and I thought it would look cute on you... I erh... I got you a pair of pajamas?"

"...Mom. I'm an ice dragon, and I'm a teen. Why do I need pajamas to stay warm at night? I like being cold."

"Erh... Well... I thought it'd be adorable for your kobold form, ok? Could you try them on?"

Actions

>Mom. The last thing I need is you to shop for my clothes... I don't live with you, and I can choose out my only clothes.
>Mom, thanks for thinking about me, but I'm good...
>...Fine, I guess...
>I got to go. Now.

>>1445181
>...Fine, I guess...

She is the most adorable mass enslaving dictator.

"Alright, fine I guess."

She gives you a hug.

"Great! Let's do it after lunch."

"...Lunch?"

"Ren, when was the last time you were around me and I didn't get you something to eat? It'd be downright inconsiderate. Anyways, while I was out... Shopping, I found something for you..."

She turns around again, and looks... And picks up a small bundle of flowers in a almost-smashed vase.

"So I was thinking you could give these to one of your wives, that sort of thing. Women love that! Though I must say, if you really want to get a woman, you should work on the dental-hygine part of your mouth... It's a bit dirty, to be fair."

"Mom."

"...Well, you should get the slaves to scrape your teeth, dear. You don't want cavities. It'd make me very sad, and most importantly, it'd hurt your mouth..."

"I'm fine mom."

"...Well, just do it some time, alright? Now... Anyways, how are your wives? Healthy, respectful?"

"They're great mom."

"Oh, wonderful, wonderful... Oh! By the way, have you met your sibling yet? He's absolutely adorable."

Oh. Right. Sibling. Your youngest one, born a few months ago.

Actions

>...Erh, no I haven't mom.
>...I'd be happy to meet him. Where is he?
>...Oh no. You remember reading about this. This "sibling" will attempt to over-shadow you and become mom's new favorite... Maybe you should try to become her favorite.
>Tell your mom about how your wives are doing? (May make her very happy to know how they're doing!)
>Mom, I'd rather not eat lunch..
>...I'll take that bundle of flowers mom. It seems nice.
>I'd love some lunch, mom.
>I should go...
>Write-In

>>1445216
>...Erh, no I haven't mom.

Waiting for one more vote

>>1445216
>...I'd be happy to meet him. Where is he?

"I'll love to meet him, mom."

"Great! Vicarious is right inside. Just be on your best behavior, ok?"

You go inside to see your younger sibling.

Roll me a 1d20 three times for how well this goes.

+3 if you can introduce yourself to your baby brother
+2 if you can try to look cool to him.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1445335

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1445335

Rolled 20 (1d20)

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>>1445353
Don't even know what this roll was for as i'm trying to avoid spoilers, but good on you!