You are sleeping in a damp basement. You hear water dripping close to you.
What do you do next?
Wake up
You quickly spring out of a pile of laundry you were using as a bed. You yawn and wipe your one big eye with your hand.
What do you do next?
>>1155432
Take the disembodied floating hand.
You try to reach for the hand a few times, but it quickly floats away from your grasp.
You wipe your eye again and stand thinking about what you are going to do next.
What do you do next?
>>1155443
check the condition of your dick
You glance at your crotch area, see nothing then go back to standing and thinking about what you are going to do next.
What do you do next?
Drink the white bottle
You inspect the white bottle, you open the lid, a pungent aroma fills the room. You take another glance at the bottle then empty the contents of it in your mouth.
Your whole body shivers and you feel ill.
What do you do next?
>>1155476
Inspect the items at right side shelf
You inspect the detergent on the shelf to your right. The detergent reads: Crypt detergent, does away with the murkiest of marks and imperfections. Use cautiously.
What do you do next?
>>1155515
Pour a small amount of detergent on the floor.
You pour a small amount of detergent on the floor.
You hear a sound coming from your right.
What do you do next?
>>1155546
Peer cautiously to the right.
You slowly look right. You hear the sound better now, it's a squeak.
What do you do next?
>>1155553
Sneak forward untill you see what it is
You sneak forward. You are startled as a small rat scampers past you and disappears into the darkness.
Your heart is racing for a moment but then stops.
What do you do next?
>>1155571
Are those stairs?
Continue walking right, maybe you find something interesting
You walk to the right, you pass stairs and are now met with a wall.
>>1155575
Look up the stairs.
You look up the stairs. You see light coming from that direction and hear muffled inaudible chatter.
What do you do next?
>>1155578
Carefully go up the stairs enough so you can hear what they're talking about.
You walk up the stairs, the stairs creak beneath you. You can hear the chatter above only slightly better making out only a few words, but not enough for a coherent sentence.
What do you do next?
>>1155591
Might as well go up all the way.
You walk all the way up the stairs and reach the 2nd floor of the house. The chatter is reduced to mumbling coming from both sides of the house.
What do you do next?
>>1155607
What are those things on the shelf?
Inspect them.
You inspect the items on the shelf.
The top shelf has a few books, one on cooking another on history.
The lower shelf has a mechanical cat toy that moves it's paw.
What do you do next?
>>1155649
Read the history book.
You take the history book off the shelf and open it up to a chapter "Atrocities in the 20th century".
You start reading but soon lose interest. You put the book down on the shelf.
What do you do next?
Take cook book
You take the cook book off the shelf.
You glance at the cover and feel the book doesn't hold any real significance.
What do you do next?
>>1155692
Walk left.
>>1155692
Investigate the source if the mumblings in the house
>>1155692
Investigate the source if the mumblings in the house
You walk left. You are caught off guard as you see a figure cutting carrots in front of you.
This seems to be one source of mumbling you heard throughout the house.
The figure hasn't acknowledged your presence yet.
What do you do next?
>>1157715
rape the Charles Dickens out of it with the carrot.
You start walking forward, the figure directly in front of you reveals to be a old woman.
You quickly grab the other half of the carrot from the counter top.
The woman is now visibly startled. You quickly bounce past her. You are now directly behind her as you attempt to dig the carrot into her backside. A loud scream rings throughout the house as the old women jumps back...
As the old woman jumps back she swiftly thrusts the knife she was holding into your shoulder.
Despite her age she really gave you a nice cut.
The wound begins to bleed profusely.
What do you do next?
>>1158536
Alright, let's not do that then. Hide in the fridge until she goes away.
You quickly attack the fridge door and swing it open. You try to squeeze yourself in but there is no way you can fit in the fridge.
The old woman is swaying with the knife sporadically she misses you a few times but hits you once again on the shoulder.
Your breathing is becoming heavier and the room is getting darker. You are starting to bleed out.
What do you do next?
>>1159179
Get behind fridge door and slam it in her face if she gets near.
You stumble behind the fridge door.
You feel disoriented so you lean against the wall and slump down.
The old woman is no longer waving the knife but she is still hostile towards you.
What do you do next?
>>1160862
Label her a foul corpse-worshiper and run away, stealing as many incandescent lightbulbs as mutant zombie cyclopsy possible.
>>1160862
Peel off some wallpaper to use as bandages
Then climb on top of the refrigerator and wait for her to leave.
You unsuccessfully attempt to peel off a piece of wallpaper to cover the knife wound.
You spend the last of your strength to pull yourself up on top of the fridge.
You are standing on top of the fridge slipping in and out of consciousness, darkness starts to envelop you as your breath starts to get heavier and heavier.
What do you do next?
You plan to jump down on to the counter next to the fridge and run away but fall down and hit your head on the floor.
You are approaching death.
What do you do next?
>>1161636
Play ded
>>1161636
apologize, ask for help
wake up
Is basement illuminated?
wake up
Is basement illuminated?
As you are laying on the floor you hear a soft ringing and the sound of your muffled breathing.
You see beams of purples and greens swimming in front of you in white light.
You decide to play dead, almost as if accepting your fate.
Midway in this recognition of death you attempt to utter words of forgiveness to the old woman.
You hear a warm flat incoherent tone as you drift into an unending dream.
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END.
Thanks for playing.
>>1155428
My life is a waste op, let me die
I choose to restart
>>1163738
this
restart game
>>1163461
>wake up
>go upstairs
>attempt to violate elderly lady
>get murdered
The epic tale of Ratman.
Restart, if possible.
>>1163461
>You see beams of purples and greens swimming in front of you
Thanks, doc
RESTART
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You are sleeping in a damp basement. You hear water dripping close to you.
What do you do next?
>>1173089
Wake up and put some clothes on.
You wake up.
Something possess you to pick up a shirt from the pile of laundry and put it on even though you don't need it.
You yawn then take a deep breath.
What do you do next?
>>1173111
Go right and up the stairs.
>>1173111
Put the bucket on your head and grab the broom and a bottle from the shelf.
Gotta be prepared this time.
You start walking right. You stop to grab the blue bucket on the floor and place it on your head. You take the broom next to the bucket and a bottle from the shelf.
You continue walking right shuffling along clumsily with the items.
You see stairs and decide to go up, almost tripping.
You reach the second floor of the house.
You rub your eye as you are greeted with a well-lit room.
What do you do next?
>>1173413
open the door next to you.
You attempt to open the door directly to the right from you, but it is locked. You notice the door has a keyhole.
What do you do next?
>>1174495
Go right.
You attempt to pick the lock with a broom bristle but it doesn't work at all.
You walk right.
What do you do next?
>>1178771
Examine the picture, look behind it.
>>1178893
Also ask the demon in the painting for advice!
Make an attempt to recall anything from before the start of the quest, when we awakened in the basement.
Do we know how we ended up there? Was there any kind of objective we were pursuing?
>>1184199
this