/hiki/ board

>>948744
Never gonna happen faggot. Go to wizardchan
>Muh wizardchans too strict!!
Get a fucking job.

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>>948744
Just go to Wizardchan faggot.

Seriously, it's a genuinely nice place for discussion, and the userbase isn't 16 year olds complaining about being a failed normalfag.

Hiro, not in reply to the first two posts of the thread, but to clarify myself to you, I would like to say that wizardchan is overly strict and only allows hardcore NEETS to post.

The proposed /hiki/ board would accommodate social outcasts of all varieties instead of being only for a minority of people within a minority of people.

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>>948744
GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT GET A JOB FAGGOT

>>948765
She needs breast reduction surgery.

Go to wizard if you want a creep-enabler. 4chan is not in that business.>>948761
>The proposed /hiki/ board would accommodate social outcasts of all varieties
Other than women, LGBT, non-virgins, people in romantic relationships...

>instead of being only for a minority of people within a minority of people.
Sounds to me like that's exactly what you intend it to be for. Grow the fuck up.

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I'm all for this. Bump.

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For any robots posting in this thread:

Please don't reply to anyone saying how we should go to wizardchan or "get a job". This thread is specifically for Hiroyuki to consider a new board.

Simply talk about grievances you have against modern /r9k/ and what you find appealing about a /hiki/ board.

Current /r9k/ is a cancer full of normies and their degeneracy.

We need /hiki/

Hiro, here our call!

>>948792
>We need /hiki/
No, you need to grow the fuck up. Same thing you've always needed.

This fucking guy keeps spamming and samefagging the hell out of threads about it. It's so fucking annoying and makes me happy that there is absolutely no way his idea will ever happen.

>>948798
Like the remove you guy?

Will /hiki/ get the robot filter?

I agree with OPs proposal. I think the rules are solid and believe they will lead to a more discussion oriented /r9k/, free from cancerous trap and BBC threads that have been laying waste to r9k for quite some time now.

I really think its porn threads in general that are a problem for this board IMHO. R9k has some very interesting threads that deserve more attention but sadly, because of the rampant shitposting that goes on over there, they get overlooked.
I think I and many other robots of r9k would prefer a board free from constant hookup threads , attention whores and porn spammers.

I support this proposal

HES SAMEFAGGING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT A FAGGOT LOSER

>>948817
you can visibly check the IPs to your top right which are increasing along with the posts.

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>>948744
OP, do you honestly think a board like that could survive on modern 4chan?

Be honest with yourself. I would love to communicate with that type of person and get away from all these リア充 just as much as the next shutin.
But I guarantee you that all it would cause is the term "hiki" to turn into the new "nerd" and it wouldn't be long until you start seeing beautiful girls wearing sweat clothes and skipping work 1 day saying "lol I'm such an antisocial hikigurl"

>>948807
No, no robot filter for /hiki/

/r9k/ was named after the filter, but seeing as we want a new board, there is no reason for a filter added to it.

Pretty sure Hiro could fix 90% of /r9k/ problems by making it SFW so people can't spam porn anymore

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made a better banner

It's got my Support

DO It

>>948843
Sure it'll kill off the porn, but it won't solve the normalfag problem.

>>948854
Enforcing the no /soc/ and no trash outside of /b/ rules a little but better would put a dent in the number of normalfag shitposters.

>>948859
I like the "no worship" rule OP gave, Elizafags and oneitisfags are a shit

Yeah sounds great, can't wait to troll the shit out of a board designed specifically for virgins

>>948765
>>948773
>>948756
>>948751
>>948795
>>948825

What a fag. Imagine that your existence was so futile and meaningless that it revolved around spending your every waking moment on /qa/ attempting to kick social outcasts off of 4chan because they don't want your cancerous attention whoring destroying their community. I bet this fat cunt has never seen a mammary gland.
>>948860
Most of /r9k hates them too.
>>948861
"Reeeeeeeeeee why do people want a board on 4chan without relationshit threads and attention whoring disrupting everything?!!??!!!"

>>948868
>"Reeeeeeeeeee why do people want a board on 4chan without relationshit threads and attention whoring disrupting everything?!!??!!!"
No dude I was being serious, it sounds like a fun time to have a board where you just gather up all the hopeless virgins in one place. Like wow you must really hate yourself

>>948870
Yes, I'm sure all you feminist trojan horse cunts will be whining about our women hate threads if /hiki/ becomes a real board. Sounds like a win-win for me, roastie.

>>948744
I wouldn't go there because I'm not a fucking loser and make a lot of money but I dont have anything against the idea

>>948871
You are fuckin silly. I just think it would be a hilarious board to watch and mess with. You really should get laid dude you're way too high strung

>>948792
>here our call
>here
End your life, faggot

>>948873
Community splits happen on 4chan from time to time. /mlp/ split from /co/ in 2011 and /aco/ and /qst/ split from /d/ and /tg/ respectively in 2015. /r9k/'s "robot" community feels the same way because they want a board that isn't constantly getting derailed by normalfaggotry.
>>948875
I'm gonna be laffin' when /hiki/ makes OC that's better than anything your cesspool of a home board could ever create.

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>This one guy having a break down trying to convince himself that becoming a wage slave was a good idea

>>948744
It should also ban people who claim to be rich or attend prestigious universities.

>>948868
The board should allow female posts, since females can be hikis and NEETs, just not robots.

>>948962
it wouldn't be banning female posts it's just a lot of female posts are attention seeking in nature orare eliza type posts where she literally has a legion of orbiters to shill for her channel

>>948968
This exactly.

Women can and will post. There's nothing anyone can hope to do to stop it. Just don't talk about your puss puss.

Just talking about being a woman will instantly derail a thread because this board will be full of thirsty virgins.

>>948968
Rules 3 and 5 already cover that.

>>948980
fuck off roastie

>>948986
>ad hom
>triggered

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REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q

>>948962
I'm a little conflicted on this topic. I'm personally not opposed to the idea of "female" posters but allowing this could undermine our cause, which is to eliminate b8 posters, porn spammers, and orbiter threads.

I think its okay for women to mention their sex as long as they stay anon and never post selfies of themselves.This way I dont think we'd see orbiting threads. I dont know senpai maybe im overthinking this.

>>948994
those are nice shoes

>>948996
It's way easier to just say women can't post about their gender because most of the time it leads to derailment.

I've been part of /r9k/ related groups and have discovered women who actually pretended to be men to avoid that very thing because they knew once they revealed themselves to be a girl, men would orbit them, even if they didn't know it.

I think this the better end for everyone, including women who have more to offer to conversation than just their gender.

>>948994
hawt

>>948996
Ban tripfags like JohnnyNeptune. Forced anon or just a rule against unnecessary trips. They are the real problem posters more than females.

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>>948744
fukcing underage fag, no its not going to happen fucking normie

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do it for I can leave the cesspool that is uboachan.

As much as I'd like to see this happen, it won't. And if it does, by some miracle, it will quickly become a hybrid of /r9k/ and /adv/ with /soc/ shitposters shitting on true robots. I mean, I could see heavy moderation abating the shitposts but meh. It honestly wouldn't remove the point of /r9k/ (to be a less random /b/, iirc original content of great quality. So much for that Moot!)

>>949015
0/10 too obvious

>>948744
>>948744
WEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DO IT NEW 4CHAN GUY

WEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW WE WANT THE BOARD
WEWEWEWEWEwwwwww

>>949002
This. Tripfaggotry might derail /hiki/ even if all the proposed rules get put in place. Do any board on 4chan currently have forced anonymity?

>>949103
Yes, /b/ and /soc/. But OP doesn't care about that, he just wants his personal board and no roasties.

>>948744
Would be more ideal if mods would listen to us so we can fix r9k and avoid having to make a new board entirely but we gotta do what we can.

>>948962
There's nothing wrong 28th females posting, but there should be a ban for any post that begins with
>fembot here
because it's clear attention whoring and every thread that starts with it derails

I don't even browse /r9k/ but I support you OP.

>>949103
>>949116
/hiki/ should have the name field, but tripcodes disabled.
It works surprisingly well on [s4s], there are people with names there, but no attention whores because there is nothing confirming their identity.

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>>948761
>The proposed /hiki/ board would accommodate social outcasts of all varieties instead of being only for a minority of people within a minority of people.
So why call it /hiki/? The term "NEET" has already lost all meaning on these boards, largely due to /r9k/. "Hikikomori" implies total social isolation and not ">tfw no gf" or blogposting about social media. Hikis don't talk about society because hikis are not a part of it.
Please rename it.

>>949197
You can just attach a PGP key to your posts, like posters on /b/ who start a post with their name since they can't use the name field.

>>949201
If I see that vomiting anime girl ONE MORE TIME

>>949209
That eats up the character limit by a lot. I guess you could reply via posting text in an attached file though.

>>949209
>start a post with their name since they can't use the name field
That's pretty fucking dumb

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Our so-called posters prostituted /r9k/ to the normalfags... destroyed our culture... our identity... our honor. Our Reeees! have been spilled in our shitposts. Our rage... on their hands. They are the invaders. All Robots will get their /hiki/ board immediately... or suffer the consequences.

>>948836

So every post will be

"Women are all whores because they won't have sex with me"

rather than

"Women are all whores because they won't have sex with me Oreganololookhowcleveriam."

>>949213
>anime girl
Yume Nikki is a video game and Madotuki is the protagonist. At least get your fucking basics right, anon.

women aren't allowed? what kind of faggotry is this? because women are never shut-ins?

losers

god please purge 4chan of all of this newfaggotry. no wonder this place has gone to shit with all these whiny faggots everywhere

literally all the robots put together are incapable of creating an imageboard

what a sad board you are

>>949537

Because it's easier for them to bitch and whine and try to make someone else give them what they want instead of making the effort to do it themselves. Yet another example of how robots are basically just gender-flipped feminists.

>>949537
>what is wizardchan

>>948744
>Many Users
Which is you alone. Fuck off you shit nigger

>>949891
Wizardchan gets stricter and stricter as it turns more and more into a hugbox.

>>949891
Wizardchan isn't the board that the current generation of friend-having outgoing robots are looking for.

>>948744
Revise #4 to male GB topics allowed provided they adhere to the other rules, LT topics are for /lgbt/. That should take care of the shitty traps and attentionwhores, while not punishing G/B hikis for discussions on the cancer that is the LGBTWTFBBQ "community" that they get ostracized from.

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>>949535
>sees that women simply can't reference themselves being a woman
>WHAT? WOMEN AREN'T ALLOWED?!

I'll admit that made me chuckle.

>>950357
people mention or ~strongly imply~ that they are men offhand in threads all the time

see also: basically any thread about masturbation or girls

>>950362
when people say they are men, there is no line of women wanting to fuck them and derailing the entire thread trying to get their skype or contact info.

>>950364
i submit that one of the major problems with your board is that it is full of thirsty faggots

many boards have this problem to some degree or another, but it usually doesn't instantly implode the thread because the posters are capable of some degree of self-restraint

>>950366
>socially inept sex deprived men who all dream of robot love and having a gf showing restraint

>>948870
>implying you'd be smart enough to troll a board where acting like a girl or nonvirgin is banned
Admit it, you barely succeed with /r9k/ as is

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i hate the fact we even need a new board just to keep ourselves away from the crappy bait

>>948962
Females can post, just not out themselves as female.

This would be an essential component

>>948765
mooooo

>>950372
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Stop saying women aren't allowed

Women ARE allowed. Women are MORE THAN WELCOME to post. Just don't mention your gender because you are going to derail threads.

there was a imageboard about hikkis but i do not recall right now.
it is still full of degeneracy but better than r9k but a lot slower

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>>948744
Inshallah. We must cleanse the board of kuffar normies and takfiri cyborgs. DeaTHJ to the faggptS

has hiroshima even made any new boards since he became potus?

i dont think our chances are too good here tbqh

>>950425
Yeah he has made a couple.

>>950425
This.
I want action to be taken but I dont think we can depend of the admin of this site.

okay, like, fucking real talk for a second here

do you need this to be a 4chan board or would you be fine with an independent imageboard

because you can host an imageboard on $10 a month and i can walk anyone through the process of setting one up if people are interested

Just a note to Hiro if he's reading this. If you're worried about the lgbt and women rules, they only stop saying it out loud. A woman can post there if she wants to as long as she acts like others. A single poster claiming to be a female can derail an entire thread in /r9k/.

>>950438
lgbt people can mention they are lgbt within threads and discussion, they just can't make their own lgbt-specific threads because that opens up a whole can of worms.

>>950411
There's a few of them, but the thing is that they're for hikis and not /r9k/ types. These guys are sort of the middleground before full on normshits and hikis, which is why I don't want them to use the hiki name since NEET was already destroyed by them.

>I'm a loser but a certain kind of loser that can't be around other types of losers so I need a new loser board where I can circlejerk with other losers about being a loser

'no'

>>948744
What exactly is the purpose of this board? Just some shitty forum to blog about your problems?

>>950436
>do you need this to be a 4chan board or would you be fine with an independent imageboard
not op but im not using it if it isn't made on 4chan

>>950504
No dude. You can give tips to each other like what the best brand of drink is to buy that has the most accessible opening for pissing in.
Or see who can pile up the most trash bags around the house before they have to brave the outside world to make some trash runs. Stuff like that.

>>950504
Well, looking at the first page we currently have...
- Frog poster asking how long people have been on 4chan
- A fake story about a guy getting a girl pregnant and a bunch of virgins telling him that he deserves having his life ruined.
- A thread of people whining about how short they are.
- Someone claiming that it's impossible to get laid in a first world country if you're less than 6'1" tall (5'7" American non-virgin here, so that's bullshit)
- A generic thread about video games.
- A MGTOW thread.
- A woman-hating thread (no, I'm not judging; that's actually what the thread title says)
- Trap thread
- A query to fembots regarding their feelings about cum.
- Someone bragging about not being circumcised.
- Boo hoo I want a cute daughter but I'll never get a girlfriend (a little creepy).
- Eliot Rodger worship thread
- A thread about people fantasizing about BEING Eliot Rogers.
- And lastly... "how big is your mom's butt?"

So yea, really super-duper high-quality stuff.
The new board they want would be mostly the same but with heavy-handed moderators banning anyone who triggers them by reminding them that most people have sex and it's awesome.

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>>950565
>- A woman-hating thread (no, I'm not judging; that's actually what the thread title says)
kek

Why are normies so ass blasted about not being able to post on a board that they wouldn't want to post on anyway?

Are they just dumb?

Basically we want a board where trash like this: >>>/r9k/34099468
would be an insta-ban.

>>950579

I can only speak for myself but I'll tell you precisely why I post on /r9k/ on occasion...

Not every robot wants to be a robot forever (I actually imagine that NONE of them do, even thought most claim so). Amid the cesspool of butthurt girl-hating and useless shit-stains being smug about being welfare leaches, you occasionally find an actual nice-seeming robot who wants a way out and so asks for advice (granted; asking a bunch of virgins for advice about girls is a little silly, but I get that it might simply be the only place that they're comfortable asking).

Now, I didn't have my first girlfriend until I was almost 20; so I know how it feels to be lonely and think that it will never get better. And so when I see some of these anons, I empathize with them and I try to help them as best as I can.

Of course, while I'm trying to give this poor soul some good advice, the thread is going to be inundated with a bunch of "hurr durr don't do it all girls are whores who fuck black guys behind your back hurr durr durr". Now; if I can tell this lonely robot that I'm a mediocre-looking manlet with a sub-par dick and no money but that I've still had three wonderfully-fulfilling relationships in my life, it might give him some hope and also lend more weight to my advice. But if I get banned for mentioning my relationship history, then I can't do that.

>>950643
>until I was almost 20
wow you're basically decrepit

go back to the graveyard, gramps

>>950643
you aren't very bright

There's nothing in the rules banning advice or self improvement threads

I support this idea.

>>949535
What a fucking normie, you should return to Facebook

Bump (^:

>>950643
>I didn't have my first girlfriend until I was 19 guize;-;

Christ almighty, that's when most of my completely socially adjusted friends got into their first relationships, why do you parade yourself like some fucking maladjusted social pariah?

>>948744
>44
Nice dubs! I absolutely abhor /r9k/ and never go there but:

>1) Posters cannot imply or reference themselves as women or non-virgins.
Retarded. Why can't women post? And sure you say they can but they have to keep things to themselves. Which prevents them from saying anything on a lot of topics, despite anons making obvious references to themselves as male without issue. Most grills on 4chan already practice this sort of self censorship bc they don't want to derail threads by dumb ass neckbears going OMG U R A GRIL PICS PLS! Which the problem lies not in being a woman but the kind of guys who populate 4chan.
As for non virgins, wtf? Why should that be a requirement for posting on a random board.

>2) Do not make porn threads or post porn. NSFW is allowed with spoilers.
How about just making it a blue board?

>3) Camwhoring (tinychat/omegle),hookup, "rate me" threads, and posts and threads regarding PERSONAL ROMANTIC relationships should go on /soc/.
/soc/ already exists so you might be better off suggesting that rule for the existing /r9k/ instead of creating a new one.

>4) LGBT thread topics should go on /lgbt/
Again retarded. If it's meant to keep trans whatevers out I assume your intent applies to the previous rule regarding the no attention whoring thing. Let people be themselves, dude.

>5) Person worshiping threads (Eliza/Ashley/Rose/etc.) are not allowed.
Ask for that to be a rule on regular /r9k/ then. The few times I've visited /tv/ and /jp/ there are endless threads for dudes fawning over their waifus which make me not want to visit those boards. So I get how they are irksome.

/r9k/ already has become a board for social outcasts and while some of your suggestions might improve quality I can't help but think you're kind of biased and just need to get out of your bubble of being a loser and blaming women on all your problems. A helpful step would be stop going to /r9k/ in the first place, lol.

>Blame females for loser male retards not being able to hold an ONLINE conversation with even the thought of a set of boobs on the other side of the screen.

Sounds like you need to purge your fellow autists, not women.

Fucking dumb motherfuckers.

>>951068
This. Everything that is written here.

If you can't handle grills on the webernetz, YOU are the one who should be banned from discussion. Practice some fucking self control if you honest to god think you're going to start drooling the second someone mentions that they don't have a dick.
Fucking ridiculous. Start a private chatroom if you're gonna be such a faggot.

>>951068
>Why can't women post?
Because 99% of posts that make it obvious the poster is a woman are worthless trash, lower in quality than /pol/ posts.
>As for non virgins, wtf?
The board is supposed to be /hiki/, not
>I didn't have sex for a month. A MONTH! I'm so thirsty now, man. Such a wizard, very spell.

>>951068
>As for non virgins, wtf? Why should that be a requirement for posting on a random board.

Because being reminded that most people have sex triggers them.

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>>948978
There's zero reason to identify what sex you are. The only reason to is to gain attention, hence tits or GTFO. I doubt there's even a single topic of discussion that a 'mans' point of view isn't just as valid. Fuck telling a story of sexism would be more enjoyable when told from a mans perspective. (gender swapping the story)
I had a better picture related covering this aspect but it's 404 on me.
Only reason I can think of to come out at female is "what is this on my vagina/tits" But an image would have been posted in relation so it's a moot point.

>>951375
>worthless trash, lower in quality than /pol/ posts.
isn't that the entirety of /r9k/

>>951392
>"old"fag
>still doesn't get it and is actually a retarded child
You shouldn't post that pic, it's fucking retarded, with the "old"fag actually being much more retarded than the newfag.
It claims "tits or GTFO" is there primarily to verify whether there is an actual woman on the other side, when in reality it exists to filter attention whores.

>>951393
No, a typical boring NEET with 'spergs with no education or prospects still has more clever things to say than average /pol/ poster or any woman who feels the need to disclose her sex when it isn't relevant.

>>951394
;_; I know Anon. Pls no bully.
But on a serious not any got the better version of the tit's or GTFO demotivational?(may have been a stand alone post cap) please post it. I can't find my copy. It should read along the lines of filtering attention whores, and makes serious points In reference to those "Femanon here" posts, about how a females opinion isn't any more valid than a man.

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>>951397
Deleted image. Think it still counts as a dox even 6 years later.

>>951395
> girls r mean and hurt my feelz, so I hafta put them down 2 feel better about my ass-pie, faggot, self booooohooo! gender r irrelevant cuz men suffer SO much from society, WAAAAH!

Sorry you can't get any puss, bro. We're not all total losers here, though. Pro-tip: girls will hate you less if you stop being a misogynist. Continuing on your faggot-mode, assraging path, however, you will be a virgin forever.
I really hope most of you losers really ARE hiki so I never have to see your dumb fucking faces in real life. I can just they're invitingly punchable.

>>951068
> Most grills on 4chan already practice this sort of self censorship bc they don't want to derail threads by dumb ass neckbears going OMG U R A GRIL PICS PLS! Which the problem lies not in being a woman but the kind of guys who populate 4chan.

Looks like you found your own answer.

>How about just making it a blue board?

the rule essentially establishes it as a blue board, but I just wanted it to be more specific.

>/soc/ already exists so you might be better off suggesting that rule for the existing /r9k/ instead of creating a new one.

that rule is LITERALLY pulled from current /r9k/ minus the 'personal romantic relationships' part but is never enforced.

>Let people be themselves, dude.

they can be themselves. There is no need to make a lgbt specific thread when we have a literal lgbt specific board. Want to mention you are gay in passing or in conversation? Go ahead.

>Ask for that to be a rule on regular /r9k/ then.

There is immense backlash from normies who hate the concept of robots. They wouldn't take kindly to being banned off a board. Path of least resistance is making a new board.

>>951074
>If you can't handle grills on the webernetz, YOU are the one who should be banned from discussion. Practice some fucking self control if you honest to god think you're going to start drooling the second someone mentions that they don't have a dick.

Lol, way easier said than done. Even if I don't try to get the contact details of a girl in a thread, that means less competition for others who will want to get them.

If you're making a board full of thirsty losers who fantasize about having a gf everyday, a girl is food being thrown into a piranha tank.

protip: Develop a personality beyond your vagina.

>>951401
That pic is fiction.

>>948744
I think a new board like this would be great for the site. /r9k/ basically sucks now, it's too popular, it's flooded with reposted topics that bump too fast for any genuine discussion and, most of all, it's no longer /comfy/. I also think that the repost bot should be used, and we should ban OREGANOposting, etc.

>>951969

Of course it is. And most likely written by a butthurt virgin who's never actually been within arm's reach of a sleeping girl.

>>951994
>OREGANOposting, etc

Rule #5 already covers that, it's just not enforced.

>>951943
>a board full of thirsty losers who fantasize about having a gf everyday

But is that the board culture anymore?

I was perusing to today, and all the robots were smugly declaring that they were totally virgins by choice because they 'rejected' the roasty whores because of their enlightenment and intellectual superiority which allows them to understand the true nature of women better than people who actually interact with them.

Or are you saying that that's a giant mountain of horse shit?

>>952020
that's a giant mountain of horse shit

Being an outcast for a woman is a choice, but for a man is a curse.

>>951403
>I really hope most of you losers really ARE hiki
These are not hikis. How many times do I need to say this?
>>949201
>>950453
Their obsession with girls and real life is the antithesis of the hikikomori lifestyle; /r9k/ is another flavor of /soc/ as far as I'm concerned. I don't want to see the term go the same direction as "NEET" once the teenagers get a hold of it.
Please don't put my kind under their banner.

>>952022
>that's a giant mountain of horse shit

I thought so; thank you for verifying.

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>>949535
>1) Posters cannot imply or reference themselves as women or non-virgins.
>women aren't allowed?
>mfw roasties think that because they're not allowed to use their vagina to get extra betabux and attention and (you)'s means they're not allowed
>mfw not being allowed and not being allowed to announce you have a vagina are the same thing to roasties

>>952037
Yeah I still don't get it either. I still get replies saying "why aren't women allowed?!"


I don't care if women post. It's not that I hate women, it's that women referencing their gender so easily derails threads and summons orbiters.

A lot of women are even aware of this and I've met women from /r9k/ on various social groups (skype, discord, whatever) who initially pretended to be men to avoid this.

>>950565
/r9k/ deserves to be deleted because of how bad it is for the mental health of some people.

>>951395

See >>950565

>>949535
>losers are newfags
Oh yeah, because all the oldfags were such stand up mature responsible alpha males who contributed to society.

Take notes everybody, this anon here really know their 4chan history. Anyone who says she's wrong is obviously a newfag who came from social media

>>952042
this is not a bad idea

>>948744
I'm in.

>>948744
i agree DO IT HIRO

HIRO PLEASE, we need this right now, r9k is just diet /b/ at this point.

we /hiki/ now

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>>951403
>girls will hate you less if you stop being a misogynist

Hiro, make another poll for it.

>>948744
i would be down for this or at least hope 2,3, and 5 are added to /r9k/

>>951403
lol quit projecting your pathetic beta-male tier desperation for pussy onto everyone else.

Spam Hiro's Twitter account and tell him to get his ass on here then.

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I agree with this robot.
Hiro, r9k has felt like a place where I, and other robots can belong. Recently, its become crowded, too much /b/ leaking in.
Please consider making /hiki/ a reality.
It would be a win/win situation for actual robots and faggots who parade their virginity on /r9k/.

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Hi, guys.

I just want to clarify a few things.

1) Non-virgins and women are more than welcome to post on this board. The first rule is in place to keep discussion from getting derailed and is for the benefit women who want to post feels and not get hounded by betas as it is for us to maintain a thread.

2) Rule 2 basically means it's a blue board. No porn, no gore, but spoilered NSFW.

3) Yes, lgbt people are allowed to post on the board. In fact, you are allowed to talk about being lgbt. We simply don't want lgbt-specific THREADS since there is already /lgbt/ and a lot of other robots were complaining about gay and trap spam.

Should I reword the rules or do you guys think it is clear as-is?

>>952334
A blue board is what I think most people can get behind. It wouldnt kill off the normalfag infestation, but it'll cut into it because once the porn is gone they'll just bail to /soc/ and /b/

>>948744
I like this. I'm really sick of the trannies.

>>952334
i think I speak for all the robots when I say this is what we want:

1) Women and non-virgins will not be welcome. If no one knows you're a woman and non-virgin, then you won't have any problems posting.
2) LGBT (especially T) will absolutely not be welcome and they should never reference the fact they are LGBT. As long as no one knows they are LGBT, they won't have any problems.
3) I think it should just be a no porn rule, not a full on blue board

>>952309
>It would be a win/win situation for actual robots and faggots who parade their virginity on /r9k/.

If it means that robots and faggots would stop parading their virginity on /tg/, then I'm all for it.

>>952381
>3) I think it should just be a no porn rule, not a full on blue board
fuck off

>>952383
Why

>>948744
>1) Posters cannot imply or reference themselves as women or non-virgins.
>>2) Do not make porn threads or post porn. NSFW is allowed with spoilers.

Your first suggestion is utterly cancerous and idiotic, your second contradicts itself AND outs you as an /a/sshat, because thats how the shitposters there wish that board operated too, see: nipple mod incident
Just fuckin drop dead already, you make your mother sad

>>948827
>リア充
Honestly sometimes im glad most of the real freaks out of the old userbase are gone. Im glad hikkis and meets get rightfully shit upon now. Its the one and only thing about 4chan thats improved over the years. Make some friends you miserable bastards

>>952480
That's just because you're a pathetic normalfag who thinks his pointless goals in life are meaningful and projects the same delusion onto other people he meets online.

Why the fuck do I care that you're happy 4chan has changed? Of course you are, since you're the idiodic cancer that's making this place so uptight and edgy.

The fire rises

>>948744
I sincerely hope, whatever moderator reads this, that our opposition on the question, AKA

>>948751
>>948765
>>948773

reflects the state of our board. Imagine posting but having to deal with "hey, I am fembot", "this is anime thread now", and cuck and trap threads outbumping you by a mile.

>>952155
>55
It's true though.

>>952063
The reason all the oldfigs moved on is probably mostly bc they grew up and got jobs and shit

>>951943
>Even if I don't try to get the contact details of a girl in a thread, that means less competition for others who will want to get them.
This is the most best stupidest thing I've ever read. Why do you care what other people are doing?

>protip: Develop a personality beyond your vagina.
Good line but honestly do YOU have a personality?

>>951375
>Such a wizard, very spell.
Hahaha I'm going to use that one eventually.

>>948744
fuck off

>>952042
>>952064

While I 100% agree with you on principal, these guys are already spreading their toxic permavirgin butthurt all over other boards as it is. If /r9k/ gets deleted, it's only going to get worse.

But for the same reason, I also oppose the establishment of a safe space for them. If they're going to continue to shit up other boards, they do not deserve a place to hide from being triggered by normal people.

>>953235
>maybe if I throw around 'safe space' and 'triggered' people will think I have a point

>fuck those guys over there playing D&D alone. They just want a safe space from us! I better go bother them!

We really need man. Our mental health gets really destroyed with all that normies.

Hiro please.

Please Hiro I am so damn angry at the normies for taking r9k. Give us this please.

Name it Status Zero /zer/

It's about people who have no status in society. If you imply you have any sort of minor success in life, you are kicked out.

>>953296
alternative suggestions have included /so/ - social outcasts, /sad/, /pod/-pit of despair,

This board would be perfect. /r9k/ could have another chance to try it initial experiment (being a less shitty /b/), while robots could have a good board for themselves.

>>953240

- I use the term 'safe space' because that's exactly what you want.
- I use the word 'triggered' because that's exactly what 'NORMIEGTFOREEEEE' is.

Ok, let's roll with you're little D&D analogy. What's happening is that those guys at that table over there keep getting up and going over to other tables at the game store and butting in with "Hurr durr durr... You've got a GIRL at your table? That's so lame! Girls are all shitty roleplayers; they're only here for attention and they're completely destroying the hobby. What? Her character is a fighter!? That's totally unrealistic. Girls can't be fighters; and in a realistic campaign, she should be getting raped right now. Hurr durr durr."

Then they go back to their own table; and when other people starting giving them shit for constantly butting in, they start sniveling and crying "Abloobloo why won't they just leave us alone!?! Abloobloobloo! Let's write a letter to the store owner saying that he should make a rule that we can go bug other people but they're not allowed to bug us because when they talk about their sex lives my widdle penis gets all sad!"


>>953296

That's actually a good idea. The ones who admit that they're losers and genuinely want to improve themselves are the ones I'm sympathetic to. It's the ones who act all smug about being at the top of the shit pile (because they beat all the Touhou games on hard or something equally retarded) that are so toxic.

>>953311
I'm not going to bother reading that mass of words you wrote

lol who cares?

>>953311
>that are so toxic.

okay reddit, thanks for you input.

>>953311
>11
Can u play a gelatinous cube on dnd? Nice dubs

>>953315
>I'm not going to bother reading that mass of words you wrote

Good idea. That way you can keep pulling the victim card and whining "Why won't those mean ol' normies just leave use alooooooooneabloobloobloo" instead of reading the fucking answer.


>>953324
>okay reddit, thanks for you input.

You've attacked my verbiage without refuting a single point. Congratulations, you're as much of a failure as a debater as you are a failure as a man.


>>953328
>Can u play a gelatinous cube on dnd?

I can't say with any certainty; but it was my understanding that one of the older editions (3rd or 4th) had PC stats for them.

>>953311

Oh, hey! I just realized that I made three really embarrassing typos in this post. Nobody's going to smugly point them out as though that makes their argument more valid? Wow, I'm impressed.

looks like this thread needs a bump

>>952381
Your rule 2) is very reddit.

It is handled much better in >>952334

Call it /royu/ so it's obscure to the sort who like to say "I'm a nurd teehee"

>>948744
>duplicating a containment board