Today we will bake a cake for valentines day! We will go by first

FLOUR

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>>75269
How much flour?

>>75272
LOTS AND LOTS OF FLOUR

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>>75287
Okay! What is our next ingredient?

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>>75289
uhhhh...eggs?

>>75268
Two cups of depression.

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>>75268
NO need to do that /qa/ tan.
I already got us a delicious cake!

It's a little shy but it's ok.

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>>75291
OHGAWDWHY

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>>75290
How many eggs should I add?

>>75291
Where do I get that?

>>75292
But what fun in baking is that if you already had a premade cake?

>>75295
over 9000 eggs
we're making it Big.

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>>75297
That's alot! We're going to need a bigger bowl. What's our next ingredient, Anon?

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>>75299
We need some sugar.
But let's make it moonsugar.

>>75302
Are you thinking just raw moonsugar or the more refined kind?

>>75268
Is that guy in your drawing /qa/'s tan OP?

>>75299
Imitation crab meat.

>>75295
>where do I get that?

Pretty sure /r9k/ will let you borrow some.

>>75295
/r9k/ has all the depression you could ever need.

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>>75299
>We're going to need a bigger bowl
use potlel, he is always eager to help

>>75268
/qa/ tan please remember to always do the cooking by the book, and be diligent about it.
Also, if you use a sloppy recipe, you will not get the desired results.

>>75315
>Bag of flowers
>Over 9000 eggs
>Depression
>Imitation crab meat
>Moon sugar
We're in bad shape /q/tan...

>>75302
Authentic khajit moon sugar will do.

toasting in ebin bread

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>>75316
That's okay, it just needs Topkek!
t. esforestan

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>>75299
I got this from /d/
It's probably safe.

>>75342
It's not white so it has to be safe.

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Can I help?

>>75425
You never finished making the cake you said you were going to make.

>>75421
This just means its gone rancid.

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>>75430
I accidentally burned it...

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>>75434

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>>75434
I have redeemed myself

>>75460
why does it taste like cardboard?

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>>75463
Uuuuuum...

>>75467
What have you done?!

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>>75480
Nothing!

>>75467
Did you use cardboard to make a cake?
I'm allergic to cardboard!

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>>75485
Luckily for you I'm a doctor!

>>75489
So you an epipen on you right? I can't find mine! Quick inject me!

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>>75489
Lucky for you I'm a dog lover!

>>75489
>Urologist
Uh

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No cardboard cakes! Our valentine is probably allergic, please be careful!

Anyway, I added some of the ingredients you guys suggested. Including that one from /d/, it must be exotic.

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What else do we add to the cake mix?

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>>75503
I think you should make the cake,
I'll just take care of >>75490 in the meantime.

>>75503
furry's fur

>>75501
give us the /d/ q-tan!!! (no homo)

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>>75503
orange juice

>>75509
for extra drama!

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>>75508
T-that looks a lot bigger than the normal epipens I use. On second thought anaphylaxis isn't the worst way to die...

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>>75509
NO

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>>75522
BOOGEYMAN!

I Think we need some milk /q/tan. Then lets start baking!

>>75523
le maymay cate NICE! :^)

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>>75519
Don't be silly, that isn't orange juice, this is orange juice.

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Why didn't we get /ck/ to bake the cake for us?

Or at least ask her for a recipe...

>>75519
>>75577 is right. What you posted is not actually orange juice.

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>>75509
Anon, you don't put animal fur into a cake. I learned that the hard way.

>>75513
Huh?

>>75519
>>75577
Added!

>>75527
What milk?

Anyway, ready to pop this bad boy into the oven?

>>75581
>Anyway, ready to pop this bad boy into the oven?
Yes, bake it already.

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>>75581
don't drink too much milk, /qa/, or you'll get chubby

...

..on second thought I guess a little more can't hurt.

>>75581
why is it green? Valentine's day is red.

>>75592
Maybe /qa/ is color blind.

>>75590
How lewd!

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>>75590
>>75594

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>>75588
Double dubs! Niiiice.

At what degree and time do we cook this at?

>>75597
a liberal arts degree for five years

>>75597
I was gonna say 350 degrees, but >>75599 has double dubs and therefore is clearly the better anon to ask.

>>75600
yes, we must rotate the oven just shy of a ful circle

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>>75599
So that means turn it up to the highest degree right? It should cook faster that way. Hope our valentine won't be too impatient with while it bakes for five years.

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>>75608
someone maths

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>>75609
No time for maths! We should hurry and get this frosting ready!

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Let's see.. Should we do chocolate or butter cream? My maybe ganache?

>>75613
We should make it something green.
And tastes like shamrock shake.

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>>75613
butter. butter makes any mistake made irrelevant.

>>75613
Whatever one we do should have a lot of sugar. Everyone loves sugar.

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>>75615
I'll be sure to add lots of green food coloring when we whisk it.

>>75616
>>75621
BRILLIANT! All of the butter and sugar as we can, riiiiight?

>>75627
Jimmies!

>>75627
Hey /qa/ I think the timer for your oven is going off.

>>75627
Be sure to melt some chocolate and mix it in there /qa/-tan

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>>75629
No, Anon. You put jimmies on after frosting the cake.

>>75632
Good idea! I'll put this on the stove to melt.

>>75631
Oh, let me go che-

>>75634
I hope it's not burnt, otherwise we'll just have to eat ganache with a spoon.

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>>75636
i can't smell anything

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-ck it out.

Is this normal for cakes to do that?

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>>75639
that is definately not normal
/qa/ GET OUT OF THERE
FIND A SHOTGUN

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>>75639
>>75640
USE YOUR DEAGLE, /qa/!

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>>75639
But how is the cake....?

>>75639
OH GOD NO.

GET FUCK OUT OF THERE /qa/! GO GET /k/! TELL THEM TO BRING THE PRIUS!

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>>75640
>>75643
>>75647
Only /k/ has the weapons!

>>75644
Not now /x/!

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/k/...!

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Anybody...!!

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HE~LP!

>>75653
KEEP MOVING /qa/! DON'T LET IT RAPE YOU!

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>>75653
/qa/ there should be an emergency kit somewhere, find it!

>>75653
Go find /h/! They must know how to deal with tentacles!

>>75656

No anon.
This is a job for /tg/. They know how to deal with slaanesh.

Happy valentines day guys.
this must be the right way to celebrate it.

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>>75654
"Oh hey, /qa/, what's the hur-"

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"-rYGHK"

>>75666
/qa/, the monster is just lonely! You put two cup of despair in the mix and let it believe it would be alone for five years in the oven!
Say "I love you, monster!", maybe it will calm down. (Continue to run just in case)

>>75653
THERE IS NO SAVING THE OTHER GUY
FIND /k/!

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/qa/, I think I left my shoes in the pantry again, is anyone using the kitchen?

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>>75666
>dem trips

>>75666
IT EVEN GOT TRIPS

Wait
>>75501
>Anyway, I added some of the ingredients you guys suggested. Including that one from /d/, it must be exotic.
GOD DAMMIT THIS IS ALL /d/'s FAULT!

QUICK /qa/, KEEP LOOKING FOR /k/! AND /v/ TOO IF HE'S STILL STAYING WITH YOU.

>>75268
>still capping the watch my drink thread
>op is already making another
I give up.

>>75670
Nope, kitchen is pretty empty right now. Hope you weren't planning to use the oven though.

>>75737
Don't give up! If you give up that means I have to make an even shittier cap of the other thread.

>>75740
I've only made one other cap of a 4chan thread in my whole life and it was absolutely terrible. Anything you can make would be better than mine.

>>75743
>I've only made one other cap of a 4chan thread in my whole life

Oh shit we're in the same boat when it comes to capped thread making skills.
But I'd be willing to continue capping it from where ever you left off.

>>75743
>Ctrl+s
>embed as .rar in cap of OP
>???
>profit