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Can we have some new word filters on /sci/

" i " -> " the imaginary unit "
"i'm" -> "the imaginary unit is"
"atheist" -> "cultural catholic"
"atheists" -> "cultural catholics"
"christian" -> "pegan"
"christians" -> "pegans"
"singularity" -> "apocalypse"
"transhumanism" -> "trans-sexuality"
"flat" -> "round"
"autistic" -> "brilliant"
"computer science" -> "monkey business"
"comp sci" -> "code monkey"
"CompSci" -> "DBA"
" CS " -> " SE "
" cs " -> " programming "
"computational mathematics" -> "IT"
"NP" -> "PSPACE"
"vaccines" -> "incest"
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>>431539
Go home /sci/, you're drunk.
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/[EI][NS][FT][JP]/ -> random choice from ["Aries", "Taurus", "Gemini", "Cancer", "Leo", "Virgo", "Libra", "Scorpio", "Sagittarius", "Capricorn", "Aquarius", "Pisces", "Ophiuchus", "Cetus",", "O-", "O+", "A-", "A+", "B-", "B+", "AB-", "AB+", "tsundere", "yandere", "kuudere", "dandere", "imouto", "oneechan", "childhood friend", "atheist", "agnostic", "Christian", "Muslim", "Jew", "Buddhist", "Hindu", "Jehovah's Witness", "Christian Scientist", "Raelian", "Black Hebrew Israelite", "autist", "NEET", "weeaboo", "SJW", "MRA", "JIDF", "fedora", "normalfag", "frogposter", "Redditor", "ESPer", "indigo child", "reptilian"]
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Fun idea:

Filter all imperial measurements to metric ones.

Inch/foot to centimetre
Yard to metre
Fahrenheit to Celsius
Pint/quart/gallon to litre
Pound to kilogram

Result: Americans get mad
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>>431634
>Result: Americans get educated

FTFY
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>>431579
hahahahhahaha
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>>431539
>"atheist" -> "cultural catholic"
>"atheists" -> "cultural catholics"
>"christian" -> "pegan"
>"christians" -> "pegans"
You only have to filter the singular forms of these, silly OP.

>"computer science" -> "monkey business"
I laughed.
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>>431579
100/10 made me laugh

Pisces Buddhist O- ESPer here
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>>431634
But people rarely type out the unit's full name
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>>431539
What's a pegan?
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I just had an idea, not for /sci/ specifically. All boards; cuck = smurf
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"go back to"-> "I am from"
"(kill|end|off) yourself" -> "I-I like y-you"
"weed" -> "WEED"
"my wife's son" --> "my son's wife"
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>>433029
>"my wife's son" --> "my son's wife"

Definitely
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>" i " -> " the imaginary unit "
HA HA yes yes....
>"i'm" -> "the imaginary unit is"
it just is lol approved too
>"atheist" -> "cultural catholic"
good twist
>"atheists" -> "cultural catholics"
good twists
>"christian" -> "pegan"
ok consistent twisting
>"christians" -> "pegans"
uh huh
>"singularity" -> "apocalypse"
twist I guess?
>"transhumanism" -> "trans-sexuality"
No
>"flat" -> "round"
No, columbus-san
>"autistic" -> "brilliant"
brilliant -> autistic also genius -> asspie
>"computer science" -> "monkey business"
hehe
>"comp sci" -> "code monkey"
hehehehe
>"CompSci" -> "DBA"
HA- wait you mean MBA right?
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>>434496
>> asspie
Sorry meant aspie, or make it random so it's both?

Oh and forgot aspie -> genius too.
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