This thread is for reposting text from around 4chan with no context and seeing who can come up with the most unusual contextless posts.
>FUCKING DROP IT WE KNOW YAK WON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>He called his daughter a loli once
>Maybe I am a loser but at least I can suck dick like a real man
>Sometimes when driving, especially in the mornings, I get super fuckin' horny.
>I play with my dick while driving all the time.
>Why is "[unsolicited opinions on Israel???]" a question?
>is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is
>It doesn't even shoot frost-branded bolts...
And maybe if /s4s/ did their job they'd be the one with threads like this given they're supposed to be all about shit 4chan says.
epic posts my friends i will be submitting this thread to /r/nocontext and /r/4chan :)
Why not just say random instead of 'no context?' I swear you Redditors are fixated with your own sanitized & sterile rewordings of chanspeak.
>>429623
People don't really just quote the target when they're going about satire-- they exaggerate and hyperbolize. It'd be boring to have threads of 'ooo guess where this came from, isn't this so silly, gosh 4chan is so quirky~~'
>>429659
Because then it would get misinterpreted. I was unaware of this being a reddit thing.
>I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick. Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
>I don't want to see her hands though.
post a webm of my mom.
>rwd ae101> ae86??
>>429599
>When I was a kid I thought the white mark was their eye, which would be terrifying if it were true.