This thread is for reposting text from around 4chan with no context and seeing who can come up with the most unusual contextless posts.
People don't really just quote the target when they're going about satire-- they exaggerate and hyperbolize. It'd be boring to have threads of 'ooo guess where this came from, isn't this so silly, gosh 4chan is so quirky~~'
>I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick. Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
>I don't want to see her hands though.