Ok /qa/ I have a huge issue, I'll give a short greentext to get you up to speed
>about a month ago
>take a huge protein fueled shit
>unsurprisingly the massive shit log clogs the toilet
>say I'll fix it tommorow for about a month
>fast forward to now
>shit has almost completely filled the bowl
>no room for any more
Here's my question, will a plumber fix this? Do you think he will believe me if I tell him if all that shit is from one sitting? I really don't want to be the one scooping it out
>>416377
How do you fuck up THIS badly?
Also, post pics
>>416377
The whole bowl?
>will a plumber fix this?
yes. it probably won't be cheap and he'll definitely tell the story to all his friends.
>Do you think he will believe me if I tell him if all that shit is from one sitting?
it depends on how fat you are
>>416377
>the whole bowl
How did you let it get this bad?
Is this allegorical?
>>417191
More like a crocodile
>>417191
It clearly is a commentary on the current state of 4chan. A good one nonetheless.
>>417972
T'was a clever bout. Good show.
>>416377
Just find shovel