this story of mine (english is not indiom chosen, please forgive me).
>Be then about 17 years old. >friends and family annouce me as 'Fat Bastard'. >I don't apreciate that nickname. However, for sharts and gargles I laugh too, all the times. >Jokes evolve and become more damaging to me. "He is unnatractive because of eexagerated proportions". "He cannot stroke his own penis". "He is a truck loaded with shit and failed dreams". >continue to laugh with them, being a beta version male that i be. >new years eve. >some maiden in our home made turkey. a bird we eat here. >because of various foods, the people at my lair didn't eight the totality of the bird. >the folowing morning, some mayonnaise was trown in the turkey. >friends and family joke that I, being the Fat Bastard that I am, Had Sex with the turkey, and thus, the mayonnaise was evidence that I had ejaculated strongly. >I, once again, jester "It was not me. She was not even my type". >audience laughs. >contemplate self termination at a later hour.
>>408478 >Be me >Be on 4chan >Use meme arrow because everybody else does it. >Everybody laughs >Couple people are rude. >One person accuses me of being from reddit >thefuckisareddit.jpg >google it >Website >Check it out. >Don't see the meme arrow anywhere except on /r/4chan >go back to thread to say I'm not from reddit >Realize it's too late. >Be me. >Be redditor now.
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