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A Work of an Infinite Amount of Weapons Containing One or More Sharp Edges

The materials that were required for producing this particular bladed weapon comes from the organism that I call myself.
The framework that is my body is produced from an alloy consisting mostly of iron, with a carbon content between 0.02% and 1.7 or 2.04% by weight, depending on grade and
instead of a liquid flowing through my veins, arteries, and capillaries, a rapid oxidation process that creates light, heat, smoke occurs.
I have gone through the process of producing multiple various blades for an amount of times exceeding a thousand.
Not currently acquainted with the concept of the cessation of all bodily functions, however, still having no previous knowledge of these functions themselves.
Have remained stoic to ignore the pain caused by the manufacturing process in order to complete the forging of numerous tools of war.
Yet these two intricate, prehensile, multi-fingered body parts normally located at the end of each arm shall not maintain a firm grasp on any single object.
Therefore, I reverently attempt to communicate with some deity or being greater than my own in order obtain
A Work of an Infinite Amount of Weapons Containing One or More Sharp Edges

DON'T post the whata fuck one

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Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Haha, my friend you are quite mistaken. Your impressions of the scene are that of the unintelligent and common man. I have analysed the opening scene of TDKR for over 10,000 hours, every nuance of the scene is well documented in my mind and I know, full well, the true meaning of this masterwork of cinema. I will outline it concisely and briefly for you now:

>Bane: "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."

By this Bane means that he was a nobody until he took on the persona of Bane, the reputation that surrounds him is what has made him infamous. The "mask" is not the respiratory device that pumps him full of painkillers, the mask is his image as a dangerous individual known the world over for his exploits. From this we can draw parallels with Bruce Wayne and Batman, the mask is an important theme throughout.

>CIA: If I pull that off will you die?

If I remove the mask, if I expose you as nothing more than a man will it destroy the essence of what you are?

>Bane: "It would be extremely painful."

It would be a traumatic experience to abandon what I am, an existential crisis of sorts that would be difficult to recover from.

>CIA: You're a big guy.

You're an important person, your reputation is large and your deeds are noteworthy.

>Bane: For you.

For you I am an important person, you are an agent of the CIA who has been actively hunting me. Our importance to somebody, our stature, our largeness is defined by the effect we have on them. To the average person Bane is not a "big guy", but to this agent he is large indeed

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your pasta, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can
only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.


For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.

And there it is. The "autist" response. This is what Common Core teaches children, these days.

You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.

You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.

I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.

That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.

Hi /fk/! In this thread, we share our experiences in school.. I know I can't be the only one having a tough time! Being in 6th grade is hard ya know. There's this bully called Tony and he's always so mean to me and calls me names like Pee Pee Head all the time. I mean I've never done anything to him, why is he treating me like that!!? It's not fair.. and the teachers seem like they hate me too. They always yell at me even when I'm quiet!

Does anyone else have any stories to share? I want to ear them so I feel better.

Pic is not me, but that's pretty much how I feel

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.

Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

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Daily reminder that Grand Strategy is the whitest, malest genre of games and that never before has a nigger, sandnigger, or girl pondered "should I use this money to build dreadnoughts to counter the UK or build railways to increase Spain's industrial power?"

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

The thing is Naruto is a magnet for idiots who don't even know how to discuss something properly nor did they watch a lot of series to have a better taste. Why is Gaia considered shit? Because most of their threads are about Naruto or Twilight. Sure I wouldn't care if it was a one thread with normal posts and spelling but most threads are something like:"sasuke is uber kawaii i am going to cosplay naruto at school gambatte" Having more Naruto threads here lures those kind of people who know about 4chan because of "funny images and jokes" and they usually ignore global rule about being underage. Do you see Japanese 2chan anime board having endless discussions and fanwanking about Naruto? No. Why? Because they think its a silly show for children.

It's stupid, it's full of plotholes, it's littered with characters that are just plain HORRIBLE, the fanbase is on par with the twilight and avatar one, atrocious fanshippers who watch the stuff only to see which girl will the protagonist that is irrefutably gay fuck first, extremely undeveloped characters and a utterly ridiculous anti hero who's lifeline is deus ex machina, actually, 98% of characters rely on that because Kishimoto can't write above anything what a caveman with a club lodged up his prehistoric anus could.

Also did i mention it's very yaoi'ish, thus attracting fujoshi and white knights who follow them, mouthbreathers and faggots? It also it attracts ADHD children, which, no matter how much your mother told you to respect the sick, are not wanted on /a/ and should just die off like the waste of resources they are.

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Organization in the Hierarchy of Living

I know, this is a normal day to read about the fire. I feel free! I spiral; I usually falls in the form of a circular, at least, monother fliked speons. I came to the realization that I am an alcomation.
When I came to death, for his glory, I remember this; I will never forget what happened in the company.

Do you want to see?
... And as you can see, this is good and easy.

Select all of the elements of culture simulatory:

>God: hidden in the basement of animals in our society
>The problem: the depression, the brain of the artist dictional
>I know that many people have a picture of your friend
>movement, painting, saving money, pain, death, death, death

This is not a competition, but a book when it's hot, and that is why I hope I wrote her own success.
Die like a fairy tale, life in spite of the fact!

In the meantime, you can set the volume level of this happiness and love.

This world is very strange...

Shitpost as much as you want, narutard, but the thing is you will never be able to discuss nurutu on /a/ without your thread getting spammed with copypasta, doubles and saged to death.
You can call us "elitist" as much as you want, pretend you were here forever and that Naruto was discussed on /a/, defend the plot and characters, call us "moefags" or "wan piss fags" how much you want but you will never be able to have a proper narushit discussion thread on /a/.
If you are not an elitist then you have not watched enough anime to post on this board. I am actually going to take the time to spell this out for you because you clearly need it explained. /a/ does not talk about Naruto. /a/ does not acknowledge Naruto. /a/ does not permit Naruto threads. If you want to talk about Naruto then go elsewhere. If you are just trying to troll, you failed. The people saging this thread are just doing it out of duty, not rage. We all know what Naruto fans are like and we all are willing to do what it takes to prevent that from happening.
You're very obviously new here if you think you're the first one to defend Naruto and shun elitism. There have been quite a few like you before who spent their days replying to copypasta before they decided to lurk a bit and understand how /a/ works. That is why we don't need to write new responses. We've already had this very argument a hundred times in the past with people even more butthurt than you.
Keep being angry, cry more, or preferably get out.

The fanbase is angry, retarded and gay, all Narutards have low power level most of them have watched probably less than 7 series like Dragon ball or bleach, most narutards are normalfags (don't have waifus, fetishes, etc), everyone who's seen at least one narutard knows they are 4chan's biggest enemy and cancer, they use words like moeshit, loldeep, they are underage, they can't have an intelligent discussion with other anons, all they do is say "umad", "naruto is great, have u read naruto?" "but why do u hate it?", they SPAM multiple naruto threads at the same time, etc, etc, etc.

Naruto faggots openly admit to shitting up the rest of the board. They randomly blame arbitrary shows for their own problems. Shit like the accelerator spam happened because Naruto faggots are infesting the board. If we let these dumb underage faggots run wild in this place, they will bring more retarded underage faggots with them to /a/.

There are many threads about bad shows on /a/, and I don't mind. But when it comes to Naruto, I DO mind. This fanbase is the worst fanbase of them all. They really are. You want to know why? Because grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and you're a fucking headband-wearing faggot with too few braincells.

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.

4chan is a self-moderated community. Moderators only enforce rule violations, and the community’s judgement sets standards on top of that. /a/ does not run on "if it's not explicitly against the rules, it's okay”. Signatures, XD, and "sugoi~~~~" AND Naruto are not explicitly against the rules but /a/ does not tolerate that sort of bullshit. /a/ is just doing its job moderating your asses out of here and making it clear narutards will never fit

Your protestations say otherwise about the effectiveness of my, and others', spite for you and your fellow narutofags. I have no idea where you get this misguided idea that you are somehow tolerated, that your fanbase isn't absolutely uncouth and seedy. Make no mistake, it's not like I'm fighting a battle to get you off this forum, I'm just letting you know that you will never, ever be accepted here because your entire fanbase is filled with degenerate scum. If you persist, as many of your ilk do, you will eventually be banned, as has happened in the past. Heed the warning, or do not, in the end the result will be the same: /a/ will not be talking about Naruto this week.

Good day, sir.

Narutard Status:
[ ] Not Told
[x] Told
[x] TOLD
[x] AlTOLD
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the TOLD Republic
[X] TOLDSpice
[x] The Elder TOLDS IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: TOLDberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World TOLD
[x] CounTOLD Strike
[x] Unreal TOLDament
[X] Half Life 2: Episode TOLD
[x] World of Warcraft: CaTOLDclysm
[X] Roller Coaster TOLDcoon
[x] BattleTOLDS
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: ShaTOLD of Chernobyl
[X] TOLDasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] TOLD of Duty 4: Modern TOLDfare
[x] TOLDmember
[X] Pokemon TOLD and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of TOLD
[x] X-men: The first TOLD
[x] TOLD Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham TOLD
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The TOLD
[x] Super Mario SunTOLD
[x] Legend of Zelda: TOLDacarnia of Time
[X] TOLDstone creamery
[x] StoneTOLD Steve Austin
[x] Mario Golf: TOLDstool Tour
[X] Super TOLD Boy
[x] TOLDboy
[x] TOLD mountain
[x] October TOLD
[X] Left 4 TOLD
[X] BatTOLDfield: Bad Company 2
[x] TOLDman Sachs
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z TOLDkaichi Budokai
[x] TOLDcraft II: TOLDs of TOLDberty
[x] Leo TOLDstoy
[x] Metal Gear TOLDid 3: Snake Eater
[x] J.R.R TOLDkien's Lord of the TOLD
[x] TOLDfinger
[x] Man with the TOLDen Gun
[x] TOLDenEye
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: TOLDAL War
[x] Gran TOLDrismo 5
[x] TOLD Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTOLD of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent TOLD
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-TOLD
[X] BioTOLD 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] iceTOLD
[x] TOLD of the Rings
[x] Microsoft Essential TOLD
[x] GNU/TOLD

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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you are a child and you and everything you believe are the cancer.
this is 4chan, and once upon a time that meant something. it meant we checked our egos at the door in the spirit of having fun and not taking ourselves seriously. that was when adults controlled this place, but those times will never come back. there will never be enough good people left to stand up against your childish high-school level sectarianism, your empty buzzwords and your entitled little fevered ego. but i'll still be here to remind you, you are the cancer.
you are not special, you are not exceptional, and your ego is not worth one fucking red cent. grow up and get over yourself, please, and quickly.

Excuse me, but just who in the fuck do you think you are? YOU, bossing ME around? Suck a trillion dicks. I don't have to do a single motherfucking thing you tell me. You think your hot shit mouthing off to me but I bet if we were face to face you'd change colors quicker than the fucking Aroara Boaryalice.

Just try opening you're fat mouth in front of me again, I FUCKING dare you. I can bench press 700 pounds, I drive a top of the line Lambergini and I get more pussy than Walt Chamberlane. You on the other hand watch moeshit, sleep with a waifer pillow and have a gut so huge it makes Homer Sampson look mall nurished by comparison.

I just know your going to reply to this with "LOL U MAD". Your fucking andissipating my reply. The second you post that outdated cumback I will track you're IP, find out where you live and tear you a new arsehole.

Fuck. You.

No, seriously, what's with the influx of normalfags recently? Everything was nice and normal a few months ago, but since about 6 months ago the board has gone straight to shit. Not even "Night time /a/" is safe now.

Are we getting raided? I don't want to believe that /a/ has fallen this low. The post in this thread and many others look like something out of fucking Facebook.

I'm actually convinced 95% of the post in this thread are being posted by some IRC chat trying to troll us. It's fucking impossible that there are so many normalfags actively posting in this board. It's insane.
You waltz in, completely disregard the established board culture, do whatever the fuck you want, call whomever you disagree with "kids," and you say you are not being selfish? Just kill yourself. The human race can do without people like you.

well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING -WIN-, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, /a/ looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also /a/ has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.

We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-/v/ mentality and everything else that makes /a/ suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than /a/ could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

you faggots think you are the very best board because you like pretending you think you have "autism" and think its cool to be socially retarded but everyone on 4chan sees you for what yuo are, a bunch of socially inept losers, we think you are worst board but you keep on the act thinking someone gives a shit that you think you are best board even /b/ knows you are cancer incarnated you seem to like this reputation because you keep creating autism threads thinking that makes you cool or some shit but in reality you are just fooling yourself because we all know if anything /jp/ should be worst fucking board and you like to think that being a aspie faggot is a fucking badge of honor or something because you are proud of it and you don't even want to change yourself while everyone makes fun of you in reality and in the community of 4chan, you should try to be a little more subtle with your autism and not be proud of whats basically a mentally disease, also you like saying the word autism but you don't even know what that word autism actually means, autistic people have a lot more trouble than you, they barely communicate at all, they are almost catatonic and have crazy retard strength, they didn't choose to be like that yet you choose that way of life and take proud on it like some kind of achievement that's why when someones ever mentions having a friend or a normal life you just keep on bastardizing him and cyberbully him so he feels bad about his way of life and he either chooses to give up on life because he thinks he doesn't belong in any world nor internet nor reality or he becomes a socially inept hikki neet like you. you are the cancer of 4chan

And there's this mod who thinks he can silence me just by deleting my thread, I am really tired of nazi mods who just go on banning and deleting threads that can actually develop in some kind of new and interesting discussion, why would you delete a thread that can help you get new ideas to improve the quality of this shitty board? i don't know and i would like you to respond to me why you would delete an interesting thread typed with my effort, yet you leave threads like "you poor bird" with a name of "nameless", this makes me really upset because i put a lot of effort in my thread to get interesting replies and opinions but you go on and leave threads like that untouched while all of my effort goes to waste just because "lol he is mad so i am just going to delete his thread so i can see more of his autism" you see mod, if i'm not mistaken and that was your real intention by deleting my thread i would like to inform you that i just emailed moot about this little mod on /jp/ who thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants because he has a little power on his hands, moot will clearly review my mail and you will probably be a normal faggot like all of us, what are you going to do when all your power is gone? what are you going to do when this little anon ruins your week by getting your ass kicked of the mod team?

I would like you to respond to me you mod, feel free to disregard my last paragraph, that's for the nazi mod.

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Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.

First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. BEcause that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded danxcing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.

AND NO IT'S NOT A COPY PASTA I'VE JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING.

FUCK YOU

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to " Heaven " does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Have you ever read a post on /qa/ and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it.

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I just thought of a great idea on how to start a new copypasta. Wait for someone to make a copypasta thread (or start one yourself). Then post whatever you want in the thread. People will see your post, and think it's a new copypasta they've never seen before. Before you know it your post will be pasta'd all over.

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

In World War II, I saw two dogs having sex in a cave. I said to the dogs, "Stop having sex! Don't you know there's a war going on?" but that didn't stop those dogs. They just kept having sex in that cave, which was disrespectful. So I run out of the cave to go tell my commanding officer, General George Patton, about these disrespectful dogs having sex in the middle of wartime, but when I told him, he just said, "I have always wanted to see two dogs have sex in a cave. The war is canceled so that we can go watch that happen."

>>1154001

So Patton goes over to the Nazi side and says to them, "Go home, you vicious krauts, I've canceled the whole war so that my men and I can go watch two dogs fuck in a cave." And the Nazis say, "We also want to see that. Hitler never lets us look at two dogs having sex. When we see two dogs having sex, Hitler makes us drape a big towel over them so that we can't watch them go at it. The dogs keep having sex, but they look like two big lumps moving around under a towel. Let us come with you." And Patton says, "Sure, you can come! When it comes to watching dogs do it in a cave, it"s the more the merrier! But you have to promise that if you're going to keep being Nazis, you have to be Nazis very quietly." And the Nazis said, "That"s fine with us."
So all the American soldiers and all of the Nazi soldiers marched over to the cave, and we all sang military marching songs like, "O President Roosevelt, You Are My Girlfriend," and "Dogs Having Sex Make War Worthwhile." And I kept saying, "Do not look at the dogs! They are disrespectful for having sex during wartime!" but nobody listened to me. And one of the Nazi soldiers said to General Patton, "I hope one of the dogs having sex in the cave is wearing an eyepatch," and Patton said to him, "If one of the dogs having sex isn't wearing an eyepatch, I am going to kill you," and the Nazi agreed that this was a good idea.

And then we got to the cave and all the soldiers from both sides of the war looked into the cave and saw the dogs having sex, and they all cheered and agreed that war was good because sometimes while you are abroad you find dogs having sex in a cave. And then Patton passed out big jars of honey to all the soldiers, and they scooped out the honey with their hands and ate it while they watched the dogs having sex, and one of the Nazis died because his honey had a spider in it and he accidentally swallowed it. And then everyone went home because General Patton had canceled the war. The end.

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Any turing-complete instruction set can be translated into any other turing-complete instruction set. So yes, Megaman runs on Lisp OS.

Consider this: A clowder of wild tablecats.
Savage, sitting tablecats nearing your /b/ home. Posting on your /b/ threads. Bumping your /b/ posts.
And you can't do shit since they're VIP QUALITY. The tablecat leader grabs your table and sits on it with his butt.
The VIP QUALITY tablecats finally dominate your board. They make VIP QUALITY posts and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of /b/tards.

Consider this: A pack of wild COMPUTER NGERS.
Savage, slavering COMPUTER NGERS nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. REUIREQ YOUR GOODER PASSWRD.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The COMPUTER NGER leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his EIGEN VECTOR.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your pasWRD. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to PROPOSE TO YOU AN COMPUTER NGER.
Such is the downfall of the NIG SIRS.

Consider this: A pack of sophisticated Politicians.
Charismatic, manipulative Politicians nearing your private residence. Trampling your civil rights. Misleading your innocent daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're charismatic. The Politician leader grabs your constitution and fucks it with his fountain pen.
The primal Politicians finally dominate your country. They make talk-shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of Free Man.

>>1152908
Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

I want Koume's clothes after she's spent a day playing baseball in the heat. The smell of active, adolescent girl embedded in fabric drenched in her blooming body's sweat is something I'd kill for. After all, hygiene in the Taishou era must not have been as good as it is today.

Pic related: I want a whiff. I want to hold her close to me in a loving embrace, and inhale the fragrance that wafts from her body.

Oh and her feet must smell delicious too.

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It's been a long day for Chad. He's woken up hungover after having a wild orgy with 4 Stacies. They've just left his house and Chad's still sitting in his underwear, thinking about which girl he's going to call over next. Although, due to his superior genetics, his hangover lasts for about 5 mins max before he's at his full physical and mental potential.

He then hears a knock on his door. He gracefully makes his way across the room, being carried by his monster, non-gymcelled quads, as his mandible remains parallel to the floor beneath him, supported by his 90 degree gonial angle.

He opens the door to find the manlet landlord staring at him with his incel bug eyes. The landlord breaks out into an instant sweat due to the severe mog he just suffered. He starts stuttering, telling Chad that he has 10 mins to leave the house, before retreating into his cave to shitpost on /fit/. Chad doesn't give a fuck because of his zero inhibition.

He gets dressed and goes outside. He's feeling hungry and wants to eat some McDonalds along a load of other high calorie, sugary shit. He knows he consumes what he likes, and remains shredded all year round. Because after all, he grew up on a farm drinking raw milk, making him robust and setting him up for life.

It's been 5 minutes and he's already been approached by several HQNP women while mogging every male in the vicinity. One incel attempted to take his picture to post online but Chad sensed this and shot him a piercing gaze, causing him to norwood on the spot.

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A US Navy supercarrier was teaching a class on Freedom of Navigation, a known imperialist concept.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship AirSea Battle and accept that it is the most revolutionary doctrine military affairs has ever known, even greater than the People's War!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, PLAN shore battery who had conducted over 1500 test launches and understood the necessity of building new islands and fully supported all military decision made by the Politburo stood up and held up a WU-14.

”How many of these can you shoot down, gwai lo?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Japanesely and smugly replied “All of them, you coolie peasant.”

”Wrong. Aegis has not even been tested against superior DF-21 ASBM system. The age of the carrier... is over.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and failed to acquire track or unjam her CIWS in time. She sank beneath the waves broadcasting that crocodile SOS. The same SOS American spy planes broadcast over the "reckless" PLAAF pilots (who in fact were only defending their sovereign airspace) when they bravely ram invading imperialist aircraft. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, USS Gerald R. Ford, wished she had pulled herself up by her bootstraps and become more than an obsolete weapons platform. She wished so much that she had a next-generation ASM to sink herself in embarrassment, but her own Navy had failed to deploy one!

The Taiwanese all applauded and accepted unification under one system that day. A panda named "Authoritarian Government" waddled into the room and sat down under the Chinese flag and shed a tear on the CIWS. "The East is Red" was sung several times, and Mao himself showed up and established Chinese hegemony across East Asia.

The professor lost her escorts and was mothballed the next day. She was decommissioned and sold for scrap to help service America's debt to China.

Statistically speaking, women are:
>30% less likely to cheat (woops, r9k forgot to tell you this)
>less likely to race mix because they can actually control their animal desires
>10 times less violent, female crime is virtually non-existent
>are far less likely to be defective (mentally ill, disabled), male autists (like you) outnumber female counterparts 4:1
>now actually earn more than males do if you take into account things like work experience, education, etc
Also
>XY chromosome is inherently defective and slowly degrading
>have less sexual partners on average despite /r9k/ fiercely trying to prove otherwise
>pathetic thirsty betas is basically what's wrong with the internet
>men are extremely easy to manipulate, although due to narcissistic inferiority complex they try to delude themselves to believe that they are the ones manipulating
>men always need to overcompensate something, because they always feel insecure about every part of their body and every part of their life
>men essentially never grow up till their 40s
>can actually give birth, so men-free society is possible
>it's widely acceptable that women are more aesthetically beautiful then men

>b-but we are smarter
Actually since women gained access to education, took career opportunities, etc female IQ started to catch up quickly, as a result recent tests show that female IQ surpassed male IQ for the first time
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/9401241/IQ-tests-women-score-higher-than-men.html

>b-but muh inventions
See above. The number of female inventors is rising pretty quickly
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2012-03-01/women-inventors-double-their-share-of-patent

>b-but we work on dangerous jobs
So did a lot of slaves.

>b-but we are physically stronger
It's 21st century, so it doesn't matter. Machines already replace a lot of manual labour, nobody needs you anymore.

You can't deny these facts, so you'll quickly resort to "fuck off to tumblr" or something. Check mate.

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A masquerade.

They actually think that they are better than the average millenial, but they embody the millenial malaise perfectly. Much like RLM, they are much too insecure about their actual personality to ever express anything closely resembling sincerity. Irony has become their sheild against a culture so rich in information that it lacks any form of guidance whatsoever, what you choose to enjoy is becoming the sole way to determine your self-worth. With this will come ironic enjoyment, you can enjoy whatever you want without having your choices scrutinised. You aren't enjoying the product, you are merely enjoying the sense of schadenfreude you derive from the realisation that you are somewhat aware that there is something better. That you don't know why there is something lacking will not, of course, be revealed. Ultimately, irony requires only a modicum of effort and intelligence, it is much more difficult to write jokes that are amusing and express a genuine observation or concern that many people have. The humour before ironic posturing relies upon a subtle combination of recognition and subversion. The classic WC Fields joke that he is free of all prejudice because he hates everone equally is a pefect example. MDE lack the skill and drive to create a character as funny, sympathetic and irreverent as Field's comic persona. Overall, they are a sympton of the age. They are not an answer to it and I would advise you not to aspire to be like them.

>go to cinema
>get myself a small crab leg mix and a coke
>spin the wheel to see which movie I'll be allowed to see
>room 3 - action
>happy with my selection I continue on
>hear swearing from behind, probably got room 5 - romance
>find my ladder and climb up
>eventually everyone who got action has climbed up their ladders
>loud beeping is heard as the water level rises 20 feet
>room goes dark and the movie starts
>every quarter or so a random ladder descends to test if the user is paying attention
>everyone who's tested climbs up to not go into the water
>a kid next to me is being tested
>he jumps as his ladder starts moving
>kid falls off
>he's franatically splashing in the water
>don't think he can swim
>can't help because I do not want to break the rules
>people shush him
>spotlight turns on and illuminates him
>human like fish creatures emerges from the depths of the water
>the kid's limbs are torn off as he's screaming in pain
>one of them tries to climb one of the ladders but is kicked down by its user
>the creatures goes back to the depths with a piece each of the boy
>spotlight turns off and we're watching the movie again

>half an hour pass
>a teenager sees the opportunity to get a better view of the screen
>he jumps from his ladder to the kid's
>we all know what's about to happen and cover our ears
>some even brought their own hearing protection
>white noise fills the room
>my vision blurs, that's how loud it is
>the ladder is being powered
>as punishment the teenager's being electrocuted and his flaming body hits the water
>even the creatures below wouldn't eat it
>a giant metal net shoots out of the wall and picks up the remains
>the alarm ceases
>trying to recover from the noise my vision unblurs
>can't hear yet though
>movie ends
>the room is once again lit up and water level goes back down
>we all climb down carefully to not slip
>a "ough" is heard at the back
>everyone turns their head around looks in terror
>a man in his fifties has slipped on a bone
>a harpoon shoots out of the ceiling and goes through the faller's spine
>the body is pulled up and away in a matter of seconds
>after this we're all moving slow in the fear of falling
>eventually make it out
>decide to complain
>climb the rope to the complaints booth
>woman next to me climbed the trick rope and gets shot
>at top I tell them that this practice can't go on
>get premium ladder membership as a result
>satisfied I climb back down
>smirk for myself
>I can't believe complaining about the popcorn always works

>going to the cinema
>first time in a long time
>step though the door and onto the conveyor belt
>shit's so slow people are complaining
>apparently the maintenance is long past due to financial difficulties
>everyone gets an extra crabstick for free as a consolation
>my time at the food panel
>I choose a bag of popcorn and a coke
>confirm selection with a scan of my knee
>moments later my order falls down from a tube in the ceiling
>just in time before the belt went past
>finally the conveyor belt goes into the viewing room
>trying to stand on my toes so that I can see the screen
>people try jumping despite it being illegal
>even a stepladder is used
>guy to my left jumped and got busted and picked up by the crane
>wider space for me to stand on
>half through the movie I notice myself and the others shivering
>look to the side
>notice that the man operating the woodstove is gone
>have to step off the belt to keep the fire going
>got to be quick so my good spot at the front doesn't roll away
>must be careful because the belt is in constant motion
>nearly crush my head in some cogs because I slipped on some spilled oil on the floor
>eventually make it there
>notice that there are no more wood left in the basket
>make my way to the wood room to fetch some more
>stealthily step over the gap in the floor which was put in to stop the wood thieves
>suddenly I trip on a wire and a plow shoots from the opposite wall pushing me into a tube
>they had installed a secondary trap
>realise that I won't be seeing the end of the movie now
>sit down in the pitch dark and begin imagining the rest of the move to myself

>go to see jungle book
>realize halfway through the movie that I forgot my cinema shower pass
>realize what that means
>as most moviegoers during the credits, I remain in my seat like the other people without passes
>once they all exit I strip naked in the theater with the other peasants
>line up with the other pass-less theater patrons infront of the screen
>women loudly crying holding her infant child tightly, she knows what is about to go down
>the spotlights from the cinema watchtowers shine upon us
>the cinema warden enters and orders the guards to hose us down
>brace myself as i am hosed down by the powerful hose the guards use to hose down the screen after each screening
>several of us go toppling down, our naked bodies sliding about the floor from the pressure of the hose
>as the screams grow louder the hoses pressure only increases
>after 15 minutes things finally end
>we struggle to our feet, bruised and bloody
>getting dressed afterwards
>find my shower pass in my jacket pocket I was wearing all along

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actually became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

Come at me you plebeian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree’s by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average tumblr browser. There are many who far surpass me. Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of music no one on this site listens to, and using our own image macros to mock yourself. You forgot your “My face when” by the way, the text suits you perfectly. Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

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It's so dumb, dude. It's so-- this fucking board, I tell you. How many hours of my life have I wasted shitposting on this fucking piece of shit goddamn site, just to get (You)'s and feel good about myself? It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people shitpost, really. It's so I can, like, get attention. Cause, like, yo, no one that fucking shitposts is a fucking millionaire, you know, fucking hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who shitposts is a degenerate and getting replies is the only way they can feel good about themselves. Like, how many hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get (You)'s for a temporary god damn high, which will last fucking, you know, a minute or so until it goes away, and anon exposes me for the baiter I am. Fucking hell, dude. It's a complete joke. Shitposting is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

Well, it's fucking true. It's fucking true. The only reason we shitpost is cause we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life. So we fucking shitpost, because it gives us this temporary feeling of like "Oh my god I'm good! I'm the best in the world at this thing hardly anyone cares". That's all it is, really. It's a-- we're all a fucking joke. Yo, we-- we masquerade around 4chan like "Ha ha we're so cool making a million memes for cancer", you know, "Aren't we fucking special?". Nah, we're just a fucking pile of god damn losers. That's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking shitposting is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think Making fun of Akari is a joke? You think making blank image jokes is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.
Yeah making fun of Akari is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that about Akari why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that about Akari I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, have friends, and gotten laid unlike you virgin piece of Akari hating, kyouko loving SHIT.

Sometimes I imagine myself in the world of Mayoiga.
>I make fun of Mitsumune and got told off by Speedstar but I slowly become bros with both of them
>I look after Masaki, especially by stopping no good rapists from getting anywhere near her
>I listen to Lovepon's crazy conspiracy theories and let her think I agree with her so she doesn't feel alone. Over time we become lovers as she starts to trust me
>I bond with Jack over our hatred for adults
>I joke around with Lion and we gossip about the rest of the group
>I tell Manbe and Piitan what a great couple they are and offer to go on a double date with Lovepon
>I play paintball with Nyanta and Jigoku and they teach me how to use a gun
>I get tips on how to make Lovepon happy from Nettaiya as well as promising to look out for anyone who might be stalking her
>I record Valkana's voice and play it back as loudly as possible every time he starts talking
>I thank Naana for being understanding of Lovepon's issues and push Lovepon to become friends with her
>I rape Yuuna multiple times while wearing a mask and costume until she becomes so mindbroken that she loves men
>I make fun of Maimai for not having the love that me and Lovepon share
>I play Chess with Wanko and do other activities that don't require much physical energy
>I ignore the other characters since they're not that interesting

I felt a glorious climax approaching. "Jesus we need more balloons," I grunted as I shot my load all over the assembled crowd. "More mother-fucking balloons!" As my acidic semen splashed onto them, I watched as everyone screamed and writhed on the floor in agony, their skin melting away. Oh, they would pay for taking my balloons. They would pay dearly. I wiped a tear from my eye and whispered "more balloons" as I started to fondle my balls again. This will be a long night.

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Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

Why is this board such a crybaby reddit zone for underaged newfags who need to KYS?

I mean seriously it's 2016 and this board is still the equivalent of a tumblr no-trump-safespace for feminists. What do we need another Gamergate or something?

I like how you triggered SJWs feel the need to scream "muh /pol/" and "muh site invasion". It's like you phone posters don't realize that this is not a Weeb site. We do not need a manga board and all the NEETs pushing for Loli boards need to take a break from this site.

In fact over 30 of the boards on this site are non-weeb boards, kinda BTFO's all the Gookmoot supporters if you ask me. I think it's time to stop shit posting. In addition I think that the mods should resticky the swimming dogs post.

Frogposters are not cancer, but anime posters are. It's fine if you wanna sperg out and delete /pol/ but there are a bunch of us here who just want to discuss Reddit and 4chan in a meta fashion.

Stop trying to enforce GR15; it's literally a meme. A bunch of you newfags memed hatred for ponies into existence and now all you do is cry about it like a bunch of autistic normies. Get over yourselves.

I'm also really sick of all this anonfagging that you shills keep doing. Use a name and stop trying to bring back Chanology. Guy Fawkes is a meme, and not the good kind. It's like all you normies just want to post memes on the secret club so you come to /qa/ for "ebin gets" and Bane posting.

All in all, this board is more or less just an echo chamber for tripfags to LARP. I can't wait for this /qa/ meme to be over.

>>1155367
moot removes /new/, a board dedicated to discuss in a mature way the most important news and events that happen worldwide everyday. A board for political discussion, defending your arguments, accepting and analyzing new points of views in different topics, etc.

moot removes /r9k/, after ruining the board with months and months of trolling, changing the title, inviting /b/ tards to invade the board, etc. The only board which had a method of not accepting any image or comment posted before, also not accepting posts without text. All of this, meaning, a board that didn't accept the same stupid jokes all the time, the same stupid threads over and over. The only board to talk about different topics, without having to put up with stupid trolling from underaged kids, or with people just posting reactions images, etc. A board that had real, very deep discussions.

moot makes /soc/, promoting even more the attention whore attitude that has invaded the site, stupid threads of just showing yourself without any meaning besides getting e-attention

moot makes /v/ a second /b/, by doing all sorts of stupid shit to the board, like spamming it with retarded stickies, attaching music and pictures to it, etc. He even said (you can see this in a video in youtube, in a meetup in a park at night) "I love /v/, it is like /b/ with video games!! lol"

moot makes /adv/, a board for underaged normalfags with nothing else but "help me with my girlfriend/boyfriend", and nothing else to it. Every thread that is not made about relationships is ignored. People openly saying that they are 13 or 14 and he doesn't do anything about it, it even seems that he likes it.

moot will never stop acting like a newfag, and is making this site look like another ebausmworld

I miss the times when /a/ was decent
One day I will make the /v/ermin pay for what they've done

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>Find out girl likes me
>Go home and research finding all her pages on social networking sites
>Find out where she lives
>Go at night while masked
>Climb up to her bedroom
>Cover her mouth and rape her
>Tie her to the bed and leave
>Next day she doesn't show up at class
>Go to her house to see if she's ok
>Hugs me and tells me something awful happened
>Comfort her while she tells me all about it
>Tells me she feels worthless and is emotionally ruined
>Become her boyfriend
>She grows dependent completely on me
>Been like this for 2 years
>My facial expression when

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The year is 2047, and at the age of 100, President Donald J Trump has passed away. Leaders around the world fly to the world’s largest building, The Great Trump Tower in New York City, to pay their respects. The great glass tower, designed by his son Eric Trump was completed on the site of the former United Nations Building, to serve as the headquarters of the third Bank of the United States after President Trump dismantled the Federal Reserve as his final act in office in January 2025.
His son, Barron Trump, now in his early 40’s stands at the podium to greet the many sobbing faces. As 5 Star General of the American Cyber Command, formed by his father as the new branch of the military to face a new millennium, Barron is expected to pick up his father, and his sisters legacy as the third Trump in office at the next election.
“When my father took office, barely 30 years ago, he swore and oath to protect and serve this country. The fake news media of the day, said he had no path to 270 electoral votes and that there was no chance for him to win. If only we had known then, what corruption that the treasonous viper Obama had sown amongst his vile swamp in Washington.”

>>1155745
“Fortunately for America, his movement … to Make America Great Again … could not be stopped. Within the first few months, the traitors were dealt with, and America had to face a grave scenario, a trial of a former American President, Barack Hussein Obama, with a punishment of death for his treason. Although my father hated Obama for what he did to this country, the mental illness we now know as betaphilism was rampant throughout America. He knew he needed a justice, a social justice to heal the nation. Although Obama admitted his guilt, that he had acted seditiously with the aid of a shadow government to distort the election and take down the office of President Trump, my father pardoned the traitor. The country was united as Obama was banished to his birth country of Kenya” “That was a proud day for my father, but as we all know now, it was just the beginning of our new Great America. Although his first two years were difficult to get his legislation passed, due to a failing congress, the new MAGA party filled congress in the midterm elections, and with both a super majority in the House and the Senate what are now known as the “Great American Decade” had begun.”
“My father released deep state secrets that changed the world forever. Hidden cures for cancer and the secrets of zero-point energy that had been suppressed by the Clinton, Bush and Obama presidencies changed the face of the planet. Healthcare no longer became an issue, as all the diseases and sickness of the world were eradicated. The corrupt religion of Islam collapsed and state sponsored terrorism was eviscerated as the nation’s formerly known as Saudi Arabia, Iran, and the OPEC cartel collapsed as oil became worthless in a new free energy society. “ Barron lifted his golden handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the tears from his face. As he looked upon the visitors at the eulogy before him, he saw many red hats. Those fucking hats.

>>1155746
“My father released deep state secrets that changed the world forever. Hidden cures for cancer and the secrets of zero-point energy that had been suppressed by the Clinton, Bush and Obama presidencies changed the face of the planet. Healthcare no longer became an issue, as all the diseases and sickness of the world were eradicated. The corrupt religion of Islam collapsed and state sponsored terrorism was eviscerated as the nation’s formerly known as Saudi Arabia, Iran, and the OPEC cartel collapsed as oil became worthless in a new free energy society. “ Barron lifted his golden handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the tears from his face. As he looked upon the visitors at the eulogy before him, he saw many red hats. Those fucking hats.
“I remember,” he chuckled, when I was just 10 or 11 years old, I saw in the early days of my father’s campaign, right there in the audience. This old gentleman, he had to be in his 60’s had this beautiful red hat. I thought my father made them as a joke. What presidential candidate wears a red trucker hat? He screamed at my father, “LOCK HER UP”. I spent that night browsing the web, and quickly realized how we could win this election. I told my father that I couldn’t tour with him, that I had to meme. I shopped that damn hat on a couple frogs, you guys now know him as Pepe, the great symbol of peace. I joined hundreds of thousand other meme warriors to do something that had never been done before. We won an election, took down the corrupt establishment, with the internet. It was hard to describe what that felt like, it was hard to understand what this meant for the world. That a few “Pedes” as we were called, could take down the Clinton Cartel, which was later discovered to the the largest money laundering and child trafficking organization in history, by actually becoming the News.”

>>1155747
“As the swamp was drained, the rest of the world came around. We had a few setbacks… we all know what happened to California when their state went bankrupt and starved itself of food and water, causing it to be split into 5 states as a condition of its federal rescue. But we had so many victories.”
“My father’s stern policies on China caused their country to collapse, resulting in a cultural revolution that lifted the shackles of communist government from their shoulders, freeing them to become the great bastions of freedom and rich triple countries of China, Tibet, and New Taiwan that they are today.” “We also united with our great friends Russia, to build a great space partnership that put both of our nations flags on the moon again within my father’s first term. It is amazing that those early steps of partnership have led to what is now a population of 200,000 on our great New Washington city on the moon. Even the Trump-Putin bridge is one of the most beautiful architectural and engineering achievements ever built at its time as our nations united, with American Steel, to build a beautiful connection across the Bering Straits as part of my father’s Third Infrastructure Bill in the Great American decade.

>>1155748
“If there is one thing my father could do, it was build. So many people thought that he could never build the Great Wall of Trump that has been the cornerstone of our America’s policy for the last three decades. Who would have thought that the wall in its final form would be so vast, that on my twenty second birthday I was able to participate in the Great America bike race upon that wall along this nations southern border. Fortunately, the famed Great Ivankan Wall” along our Northern boarded with Canada did not have to be built. Although Canada was collapsing due to failed immigration policies and terrible leadership, my sister completed our Manifest Destiny, and America had to annex Canada into the fold. With the 5 new states formed from the former California, as well as Cuba and Puerto Rico, Canada made a welcome addition to these United States.”
“Although my father accomplished many great things, I think it was his partnership with his first Secretary of Space, Elon Musk, that truly inspired the world. When he cleaned the swamp and NASA and gave the rains of NASA to the Elon, who generously gifted his company Space X to America, a generation of Centipedes watched as the foundations laid by my father, in choosing to partner with the brightest business and industrial minds in our country came to fruition. For the first time, American men, and women put their first steps on Mars in 2026, the 250th Anniversary of this great nation. Although Ivanka was President, it was the dream and his first speech to congress in 2017 that started it all.”

>>1155749
“When it was time for my father to step down, America was tired of winning. He had warned us, all of us. He would keep pushing and pushing to win and win until we just couldn’t take any winning any more. People told him, President Trump, you don’t need to accomplish everything! You have done so much! Cancer cured, energy solves, peace in the middle east, the strongest economy, America is Great Again! He told them all, each and every one of us, no… you will Keep Winning, and together, we make this country greater than ever before.” Now I know you have all heard this story before, but I must retell it, because it was what earned my father his spot-on Mt Rushmore, and our family name on the thousands of schools, parks, roads, and museums across this country. His Great Act will be down in the annals of history forever, and it must be repeated.” Chief Justice Ted Cruz, Speaker of the House Jason Chaffetz, Senate Majority Leader Tom Cotton, and the Governors of all the states in the union held a surprise ceremony in Congress at his final state of the Union. They had taken one of the fucking Red MAGA hats, and gilded it in Gold. Chief Justice Cruz walked forward amongst his speech and quieted the audience.”

>>1155751
“President Trump,” Cruz shouted, “We the people, of these United States, have taken so much from you. You sacrificed your wealth, your freedom, and your family, to put everything on the line to face the gauntlet and corrupt country which we use to be. The weak, tired, losing America. You gave up everything, for us!” The Chief Justice Fell to his knees. “You, Donald John Trump, have truly Made America Great Again, Big League. We ask upon you, for once, to take something back for yourself. We offer you this, the MAGA Crown, to lead this Great America, for Life.” My father knew, that only George Washington had been given this opportunity. He knew that he could continue to make this country greater, even greater still, but my father said the worlds that will never be forgotten.”
“My people, my Americans. I, your humble servant, will fight for you until my dying breath. Together, Americanism, not Globalism, has been our Credo. We have Made America Great again but this torch must be passed to the next great one among you. I hope my courage, and my furious Patriotism, have inspired a generation of Great Americans, to push this country to heights beyond my wildest dreams.”
Barron softly wept, as gazed across the American Flag, with each of its 75 beautiful white stars, was laid over his father’s coffin. “I leave you, my family, my people, my pedes, my American’s, my Lunars, my Martians, to remember, that in America, no matter how hard it is, or how great we have become, this is the country that a 10-year-old boy, can change the course of history, with a few frog meme’s and a twitter account.” This is truly the best timeline.

tl;dr

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Is Who wants to be a millionaire just a game of luck?

I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happen to know the answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game.

>>1155763
I'm going to guess Carter.

>>1156240
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up!
You appear to have used a pony pic when posting, but your picture has nothing at all to do with the conversation!
Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your pony pics outside /mlp/, /b/ and /trash/. Posting pony when it is forbidden is poor form. You should always try to post non-pony images.

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest."How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor."Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her GODDAMN TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

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Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

>>1155763
Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience.

For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap:

Question 1: 33.34%
Question 2: 33.34%
Question 3: 33.34%
Question 4: 95% <--- ask-the-audience
Question 5: 33.34%
Question 6: 33.34%
Question 7: 33.34%
Question 8: 33.34%
Question 9: 95% <--- phone-a-friend
Question 10: 33.34%
Question 11: 33.34%
Question 12: 33.34%
Question 13: 33.34%
Question 14: 33.34%
Question 15: 100% <--- 50-50
Total: 690.08%
Divided by 15 questions = 46.00%
So basically, it's more a less a game of chance, but more than half the people on the show will lose, so it's not very fair. That show is making tons of money off of people.

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I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

>>1158170
Oh yeah? I'm a 2chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in your shitty Amerikkkan imageboards, I don't need your fansub group's raw releases that I saw 12 hours ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly weeaboos to watch Haruhi season 2 all over again. I've got Blue-ray recordings of the latest animus that you haven't even heard of, and figures from said anime that I got from a local animu convention so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on 4chan.org/y/, while I'll be fapping to fresh loli dojinshi and watching the show live.

Keep talking about your shitty memes that we 2channers got tired of years ago and socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the expert of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level by wearing power limiters.

Consider this: A pack of wild Touhous.

Elegant, flying Youkais nearing your human home. Trampling your human lawn. Having a tea party with your human daughter.

And you can't do shit since they're youkais. Reimu grabs your wife and fucks her with her miko stick.

The Touhous finally dominate your household. They watch graceful spellcard fights in the sky and you are forced to be their sex slave.

Such is the downfall of Human.

Reimu...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /jp/. Touhou is just written to make her out as the destroyer, when really she's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? She allowed the Lunarians to rape Kaguya and used Alice to get close to Marisa?

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking raped Marisa. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She fucked Marisa.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK MARISA? You can't even name one fucking character who didn’t want to plug her tight vag! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say Ze~! while having multiple orgasms. Eirin knew this, she's a fucking man’s lady. She knows what filthy whores like Marisa want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly used Alice to get closer to Marisa.

Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious witch. Is keeping your loved ones from heartache so wrong? When Sakuya does the same thing to Meiling it's like 'oh she's so sexy', but when Reimu does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect Marisa. She probably was going to study magic to tighten Gensokyo's borders back up or cure Patchouli's asthma or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Sakuya look good. Objectively, Reimu is a far better character than Sakuya. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Sakuya, and if she weren't stuck with that lazy ass personality and invincible plothax she probably could have killed the entire cast. I mean, fucked.

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

I live in Japan, and it fucking sucks. I made a thread about this a lonnnng time ago, but this bears repeating.

1. Anime and manga are more expensive in Japan. The prices are ridiculous, and it's hard for me to justify buying anime even though I feel it's important for fans to make an effort to support the industry.

2. If you are a girl, you will be groped and treated like shit. I have had men grab my ass in public *7* different times in the past year and a half. My Japanese friends say that women should just grit their teeth and bear it, since if you try to do something about it you will be publicly shamed. I also feel dirty and pathetic when these incidents occur.

3. Office culture in Japan is...intense. You are expected to show up at social gatherings even if you do not want to. And at these social gatherings people have the EXACT SAME CONVERSATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN. I've had like 50 conversations on the power of beer to refresh you after a day's work. You have to say "good morning" every day in a very specific way, and if you don't then someone will approach you and tell you that's not how things are done at company XYZ.

4. The people treat gaijin like shit. Even the ones who try to be nice come across as condescending and rude by American standards. There are also a large number of Japanese men who think gaijin women are sluts and that they can get you to open your legs at the drop of a hat. Fuckers.

I wish all the Japanohiles could actually visit GLORIOUS NIPPON. They'd change their tune.

Hi! My name is Sakuya and I want to tell you a story!

I joined Alice, Reimu and Marisa on their adventure to Japan! We all wanted to see what a dick looked like because we had never seen one. We heard they were very hard, so we had some pads to protect us.

We all got into a small, poorly made, Japanese vehicle and started to drive downtown. We saw a weird midget and a really big faggot! It almost yelled at us, but Reimu made the car move faster. Whew, that was close! We passed by a bar full of gay men. It was very FABULOUS!

After we made it to Akihabara , Reimu spotted a penis. It was very big and hard, just like our friends said. Good thing we had lots of condoms with us! The penis swarmed right at us and he penetrated our vaginas! I was sure we were done for, but then Marisa said she would go talk to the dick.

"Hi there Mr. Dick. You penetrated our vaginas! Why would you do such a thing?"

The prick didn't want to talk to Marisa. He raped her, and it looked like he was going to cum in her! But never fear, because Alice, Reimu and I went out to save her! We brought some condoms with us. They threw the condoms at the penis, and it started to throb. It let go of Marisa, and we all got back into the car. When I told my friends at Scarlet Devil Mansion what happened, they didn't believe me.

"You're lying, Sakuya! There is no dick big enough to do that! I'll go down and see it for myself!"

But that's ANOTHER story! The end.

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DQN is my body, and VIP is my blood.
I have created over a thousand kusosure.
Unknown to world4ch
Nor known to 4-ch.
Have withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Yet, those posts will never contribute anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Troll Works. </aa>

I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.

There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.

Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.

Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.

Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman, I was raped. My virginity was taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!

Go back to making Fresh Prince threads, /b/, you fucking aardvarks

LOL! Holy fuck dude. Simmer the hell down. It's DRAGON BALL! Think about that before you open your mouth and make yourself look like the saddest piece of shit I've seen all day. I know NOTHING about you except that you're worthless and have no life IE. time to check these things out and care. Hope you're proud of yourself. I really do. I sincerely hope for a SPLIT second you feel better about yourself because you downloaded and rummaged through all the episodes of Dragonball Z in fucking JAPANESE just to point out he said it was a thousand points less. Like that was going to blow the fucking CONTINUITY out of the water and blow our FUCKING minds somehow. Being that Dragonball Z is known for it's sharp and detective like continuity. Broly. Even the fucking CREATOR said fuck this and LEFT....but you...no YOU sat down and figured this out and now you look SO brilliant in front of us. Man....is my face red. I'm so ashamed of myself for not being a big fucking loser who has to spend my time nitpicking a fucking KIDS cartoon (even in Japan it's for CHILDREN you weeaboo piece of shit) like you. Nice work

Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to habeeb it. This ittybittybaby_watch asshole on here, commenting on my LJ telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "Don't believe it" Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over and punch you in the face. I have enough crap coming from my cute dad about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking itty bitty boat like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my itty bitty baby and my twinkie house. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off itty bitty baby on your ass. Just becuase im an itty bitty baby doesnt mean that i dont have a twinkie house, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. I'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're itty bitty babies that they can push us around and habeeb us and not have us fight back. Most, if not all of us itty bitty babies get pissed off if an outsider decides to fuck with us. You may not like the fact that we are itty bitty babies, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be not believing it. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. As far as the habeebing it stuff goes, so what, i wanna not believe it, big deal. Keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid pricks...oh wait, you dont have any!

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

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>>1158207

Good morrow, MONGRELS ^___^ I’m Gilgamesh and I'm the unquestionable king @_____@ of heroes <3 and one adores Gates of Babylon!!! Alright so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my eternal life when I met my hot waifu Saber!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I traversed onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ WHAT LUCK, TO MEET SUCH A DELIGHTFUL LADY ON SUCH A DREARY NIGHT !!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!! she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how awesome the king of heroes was *___* she grabbed my gauntlet and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw an atrocious underserving mongrel watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “SHIROU YOU MONGREL, THIS IS MY WENCH WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RIN CAUSE KING ARTURIA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Saber held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her fortress and engaged in CG dragon dueling all night long and made enough mana to destroy the entire surrounding mongrel populace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

Omg hai there - . - I'm Tsugumi-san and I absolutely looooathe -_____- humans </3 especially takeshi!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the WORST day of my life when I met my ded husband takeshi!! <//////////////////3 OMFGZ HE WAS SUUUUCH AN ANNOYING PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! >______< When I walked onto LeMU -________- I looked up and saw... TAKESHI!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////33333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ ANATA BAKA TAKESHI-SAN!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [-.-;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a souvenir shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE CHICKEN SANDWICHES!!! RLY!! >_____< *(;_;)* *(;_;)* *(;_;)*] then I saw You, that baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO I DUN LIKE HIM BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH KID CAUSE TAKESHI-SAMA CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT HOLOGRAMS!!! (then takeshi held me close O_______O; and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (X_x)/ then he went into a washing machine and set it on heavy duty!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

It's not so much that I hate anime, well I do its utter shit, but that's not too bad because the world would be boring if we all liked the same thing. Anyway what really gets to me is anime fans or 'otakus' as they have dubbed themselves. They think that liking anime makes them superior to those who don't, they think that if someone does not like anime it means they are too stupid to understand it and they worship Japan. There ongoing obsession with Japan makes me want to kill myself, they all want to learn japanese and move to Japan to be an anime artist. They insist on speaking in broken Japanese all the time, trying to show off to there fellow anime losers just how much they know and they get offended if you say a slight word against Japan. They also have an obsessin with gay people and yell and scream whenever they see one, they say that gay people should be treated the same as straight people yet i don't see then shout and scream when they see a straight couple do you? No, they only reason they love gay people is becasue they are desperate to show the world how openmided they are and they just wait for someone to something like 'thats so gay' so that they have have a 3 hour discussion about it.I myself don't have anything against gays but to be honest i don't really think about it. I could go on for hours but I can't be botherd just know one thing Anime couldn't be crapper if it tried.

meh, I'm new here...
*sigh*
My name is katy but you can call me The Penguin of Doom... I don't like being called the Penguin of Doom or anything like that... i-it's just that a friend calls me that and I got used to it... heh... I don't feel like making any friends here... I will just post here when I'm bored... y-yeah...... ..im 13 years old(shut up, I know I'm young, don't say anything about it). I sometimes watch anime with my friend (I hate her though, she thinks she is bi and always hits on me. th-that idiot... ) usually we watch whatever she likes... just stupid shows like Clannad and Lucky Star... Anyways, posting here was a stupid idea and I.. n-not like I will ever l-like people I don't know or anything like that. that's a crazy idea... but yeah, I will see you around, I guess... maybe... I dunno...

For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.

Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed

And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.

Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

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SON OF A BITCH /b/TARD
/b/TARD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP?
DO YOU WANT A WORK IN THE MORNING?
/b/TARD IS PIG DISGUSTING
SNACKS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING /b/

MY NAME IS 2CHAN
SON OF A BITCH 4CHAN
4CHAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT "MEMES"
DO YOU WANT "DESU"
4CHAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
MOOT IS A FUCKING MURDERER
FUCKING 4CHAN

The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Neon Genesis Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.

>>1158249 the end of eva sucked so much i mwan they set up a badass show down sinje (i know that his name is misspelled) power dubled from the loss of misote and ascoka Vs 9 or so M.P.E. hat come back after you kill them but no they star the 3rd inpact ever bady dies and then senjie and askuke came back and the little dicj head tres to kill the hatest gril in the show what the fuck man

I've figured out a simple means to reduce the amount of copy pasta on /b/. Just like 4chan scans for duplicate images, it can also scan for duplicated text. If you try to submit a post that contains 98% of the same text as some other post, then it can reject your post as copy pasta. This will force stupid 4channers to be more original.

>>1158259
Good idea

>>1158259
>>1158667
>4channer
Hello, reddit.

>>1159011
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>>1159018
Heh

FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' /TV/ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 3 YEARS, 3 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF 4CHAN, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

Could someone post a couple of those pedo pastas? I saw a bunch in a couple of /pol/ threads on here.

>>1159804
The "children need sex" ones?

>>1159804
>>>/pol/117052411
Here you go

>>1159804
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

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So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Mirai Kuriyama's pink wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared triggerede me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which triggerede me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Fuyukai desu!" which triggerede me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally cis." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "It wasn't unpleasant for me."

Pic related. It's me wearing a Mirai costume.

Quick rundown on the enemies of /qa/
0. Nishimura Hiroyuki: king of jews and literally hitler. Revived /qa/ and brought in a torrential influx of retards.

1. Barneyfag: kept dozens of pony threads alive around the clock via inane spam, mass poisoning of discourse by attempting to rope various other issues into his crusade (the most prominent of these being anime vs. anti-anime), flooding, general attempts to disrupt 4chan to force the moderator's hands. Also well-known outside /qa/ for flooding and ban evasion.

2. Asuka spammer: board wiper. Self-explanatory. There was an outdated belief flying around that he would only do this at certain times to get rid of Barneyfag.

3. Catholic Anon: Mentally ill spammer who would obsess over reddit in what seems to have been the search for in-group social validation (without having the slightest understanding of either reddit, 4chan, or internet discussion in general). Rendered discussion of general internet discussion completely unusable via hijacking everything with the same shitty argument.

4. Iceman: Found /qa/ during hiro's winter announcement and decide he'd "outdo" all the delete-/pol/ spammers he found. Encourages users to abuse the illegal report feature and claims the mods are on his side. Responsible for making all anti-/pol/ sentiment in /qa/ irrelevant by subsuming it into his retarded crusade. Militantly derails entirely unrelated threads by attempting to link them back to his crusade against /pol/. Was not even around to know what 4chan was like before /pol/ existed but claims to be its champion. Fails to do anything that would actually accomplish his stated aim anyway. Obsessed with the notion that /jp/ spinoffs are all secretly /pol/ in disguise. Sees nothing with spouting ignorant bullshit because he can disclaim it with anonymity.

5. Whoever's running one or more bots in /qa/ in an attempt to manipulate the structure of the board.

6+. A limitless supply of ignorant retards.

Quick rundown on the enemies of /qa/
0. Nishimura Hiroyuki: king of jews and literally hitler. Revived /qa/ and brought in a torrential influx of retards.

1. Barneyfag: kept dozens of pony threads alive around the clock via inane spam, mass poisoning of discourse by attempting to rope various other issues into his crusade (the most prominent of these being anime vs. anti-anime), flooding, general attempts to disrupt 4chan to force the moderator's hands. Also well-known outside /qa/ for flooding and ban evasion.

2. Asuka spammer: board wiper. Self-explanatory. There was an outdated belief flying around that he would only do this at certain times to get rid of Barneyfag.

3. Catholic Anon: Mentally ill spammer who would obsess over reddit in what seems to have been the search for in-group social validation (without having the slightest understanding of either reddit, 4chan, or internet discussion in general). Rendered discussion of general internet discussion completely unusable via hijacking everything with the same shitty argument.

4. /qa/ Chris-chan: Found /qa/ during hiro's winter announcement and decide he'd "outdo" all the delete-/pol/ spammers he found. Encourages users to abuse the illegal report feature and claims the mods are on his side. Responsible for making all anti-/pol/ sentiment in /qa/ irrelevant by subsuming it into his retarded crusade. Militantly derails entirely unrelated threads by attempting to link them back to his crusade against /pol/. Was not even around to know what 4chan was like before /pol/ existed but claims to be its champion. Fails to do anything that would actually accomplish his stated aim anyway. Obsessed with the notion that /jp/ spinoffs are all secretly /pol/ in disguise. Sees nothing with spouting ignorant bullshit because he can disclaim it with anonymity.

5. Whoever's running one or more bots in /qa/ in an attempt to manipulate the structure of the board.

6+. A limitless supply of ignorant retards.

you are a child and you and everything you believe are the cancer.
this is 4chan, and once upon a time that meant something. it meant we checked our egos at the door in the spirit of having fun and not taking ourselves seriously. that was when adults controlled this place, but those times will never come back. there will never be enough good people left to stand up against your childish high-school level sectarianism, your empty buzzwords and your entitled little fevered ego. but i'll still be here to remind you, you are the cancer.
you are not special, you are not exceptional, and your ego is not worth one fucking red cent. grow up and get over yourself, please, and quickly.

NOW LISTEN UP YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT.

I WONT SUCK YOUR COCK I AM A FUCKING MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. Fucking EVERY DAY the same shit. ''SUCK MY COCK DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of shit I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI YOU HOMO SHITS. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK DICKS YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I FUCK HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO FUCK ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. Fucking FAGGOTS I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

acting all intellectual and witty is just another way of you trying to be superior to others. you elitist middle class liberal, smub asshole. have you ever worked hard at anything you piece of shit. if you weren't born with the brain you have you wouldn't have nothing you lazy fuck. you've never had to work hard at anything have you. people like me have to work hard to get anything in life. that is something you would never understand. you ivy tower elitist prick. fuck you jones. fuck you. go ahead and laugh at this with your #bun butt buddies. nobody on #bun will ever have a girlfriend. you guys are fucking lame. irc is for nerds.
why don't you tell everyobody why you create those scripts. you do it to gain people's trust so that one day you can hack our anuses. you're not getting anywhere near my anus you lolicon hacker freak.
why do you go to /a/ anyway. let me guess to shitpost. i saw you post as sion that day. we all know sion is your bot. sion is how you really are. unstable and autistic as fuck. you stupid fuck.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

Quick rundown on the enemies of /qa/
0. Nishimura Hiroyuki: king of jews and current admin. Revived /qa/ and brought in a torrential influx of retards.

1. Lee 'Barneyfag' Goldson: kept dozens of pony threads alive around the clock via inane spam, mass poisoning of discourse by attempting to rope various other issues into his crusade (the most prominent of these being anime vs. anti-anime), flooding, general attempts to disrupt 4chan to force the moderator's hands. Also well-known outside /qa/ for flooding and ban evasion.

2. Asukaspammer: board wiper. Self-explanatory. There was an outdated belief flying around that he would only do this at certain times to get rid of Barneyfag.

3. (Andy) Catholic Anon: Mentally ill spammer who would obsess over reddit in what seems to have been the search for in-group social validation (without having the slightest understanding of either reddit, 4chan, or internet discussion in general). Rendered discussion of general internet discussion completely unusable via hijacking everything with the same shitty argument.

4. /qa/ Chris-chan: Found /qa/ during hiro's winter announcement and decide he'd "outdo" all the delete-/pol/ spammers he found. Encourages users to abuse the illegal report feature and claims the mods are on his side. Responsible for making all anti-/pol/ sentiment in /qa/ irrelevant by subsuming it into his retarded crusade. Militantly derails entirely unrelated threads by attempting to link them back to his crusade against /pol/. Was not even around to know what 4chan was like before /pol/ existed but claims to be its champion. Fails to do anything that would actually accomplish his stated aim anyway. Obsessed with the notion that /jp/ spinoffs are all secretly /pol/ in disguise. Sees nothing with spouting ignorant bullshit because he can disclaim it with anonymity.

5. Whoever's running one or more bots in /qa/ in an attempt to manipulate the structure of the board.

6+. A limitless supply of ignorant retards.

Watch out for /qa/ Chris-chan! The public enemy of /qa/ #4:

- found /qa/ during hiro's winter announcement and decide he'd "outdo" all the delete-/pol/ spammers he found
- encourages users to abuse the illegal report feature and claims the mods are on his side
- responsible for making all anti-/pol/ sentiment in /qa/ irrelevant by subsuming it into his retarded crusade
- militantly derails entirely unrelated threads by attempting to link them back to his crusade against /pol/
- was not even around to know what 4chan was like before /pol/ existed but claims to be its champion
- fails to do anything that would actually accomplish his stated aim anyway
- obsessed with the notion that /jp/ spinoffs are all secretly /pol/ in disguise
- ignorant enough to announce that ``faggot quotes'' were a /jp/ meme resurrected by /pol/
- sees nothing with spouting ignorant bullshit because he can disclaim it with anonymity

His ultimate goal is probably to be some sort of avatar of insufferable stupidity.

Add further observations of shittery to this list and repost it when you see him.

>>1152767
Anyone have the /jp/ one with the girl who mocks you for being a virgin and shows you her boobs? Post the image, too, please.

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>>1160709
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>1160988
Thanks, Anon.

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

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What did you just say about me, you stupid baka? I’ll have you know I am the best of the Brit/pol/ Karenposters, that I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alice threads, and that I have over 300 confirmed Karen images. I am trained in cute warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire Japanglosphere. You are nothing to me but just another senpai. I will cute you the dess out with kawaii the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my sugoi words. You think you can get away with saying that about me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Karenposters across 3D and your school is being traced right now so you better prepare for the transfer, senpai. The transfer student that karen watashi desu your rude life. Your heart will stop. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kawaii in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my voice. Not only am I extensively trained in being cute, but I have access to the entire cast of Kiniro Mosaic and I will use it to its full extent to send you back to not-cute-ville. If only you could have known what totemo kawaii reaction images your little "kuru" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, baka. I will desu~ all over you and you will drown in it. desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

>>1160988
This one's golden

Seriously, the bullying against Jewish members of this community is getting way out of hand, especially since Jews are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.
Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only Jewish man who finds it hard to take pride in his own country after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure losers here. Why not bully Swedes or Germans? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful country? Potato niggers get bullied less than us and yet we are the purest whites in all of the Middle East.

Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful !
Would you call an Jewish man an "oven dodger"(disgusting phrase) to his face? Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth Jewish man that they are a "dirty Jew"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
You're destroying national pride, you're dividing whites against each other, you're doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now

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t. cobra

Hello gomrades! XDDDD Dis general is for disgussion of margsism-lebonnism, da ideology of revolutionary socialism and gommunism.

Gommunism is da next stage of guckery following real society.

Wat exagtly is gommunism according to gommies:

>Gommunism is a stage of guckery in which the produgtive infrustrugture runs away from gommie country, and no goods are produced and beeple starve. XDDDD
>Gommunism in full form is obressive, statist society dat follows maxim "gib gib gib!" :DDDD
>To achieve gommunism we must replace broduction with murderous obressive rulers liek me, fug working glass beeple. XDDDD Struggle while I liquidate you all lol. When capitalists run away we win and I kill you all. Eventually the functions of state cease and state becomes murderous and indistinguishable from other gommies. Da state withers away liek da people.
https://www.gommies.gom/fug/
https://www.gommies.gom/starve/

GL uses philosphy of gib and starve, see here:
https://www.gommies.gom/ohfugme/

It is recommend you kill yourself so you can avoid starving.

Resources:
https://www.gommies.gom/ohshid/
https://www.gommies.gom/1984/
https://www.gommies.gom/guck/
https://www.gommies.gom/probaganda/
https://www.gommies.gom/XDDDD/
https://www.gommies.gom/wheresfood/
https://www.gommies.gom/benis/

_________________________________


Da sdages of gommunism.

>Sdage one
Bourgers aren't allowed to vode :DDD but otherwise da system is digtadorshib of gommies. Everything is stole by digtadors and digtadors rule all.

>Sdade two
Withering
All beeple who aren't digtador glass starve. XDDD Once glass disabears and we steal everything more beeple wither away. Bolice begome unnecessary as beeple are dead lol :DDDDD Central blanning begomes unnecessary begause sgarcity caused starving. Money is all ours.

>Sdage three
Gommunism.
No beeple. No food. My money. Much benis.

Wow, I just read through all this stuff, and I have to say it's disappointing. I'm going to sleep. There's nothing substantial to read here. Go to sleep guys, it's nothing. I don't think we should be reading this, maybe we should sleep. We all must be so tired. It's time to rest. Aren't we here for keks and laughs not this serious mumbo jumbo, time to sleep guys. It's nothing. Please, let's rest. We are all so tired. Drink some liquor and take some sleeping medicine, we are so tired. It's time to sleep.

I don't know man, I feel that people who say Kubo's plot was, as you've said, "fucking terrible" can only have not seen the movie. That's being generous, because if you watched it and thought the plot was "fucking terrible" you are a vacuum of a consumer and it doesn't fucking matter what you watched, you have no critical input to anything. You could have watched anything.

It's depressing as fuck to think that a movie as considered and as emotionally honest as Kubo gets sniped with that kind of shitty criticism. But obviously the movie didn't have an impact on you, so hey, who cares. It was just a bad plot, amirite?

Hello fellow lurkers! Are you guys looking forward to Mass Effect: Andromeda as much as I am?
I have been watching a lot of streams of the early access build and I have to say that I'm really liking what I'm seeing.

Combat seems to have nice flow, weapons look and feel awesome, enemies aren't bullet sponges, and all the animations appear to have weight.

Dialogue looks to be very meaningful with even the smallest of choices looking like they might change the outcome. Best part is that they actually can mold the story in your way and you can carve out your own story. No two players will probably ever play the game the same way because of this.

Oh and don't get me started on the world. Everything is perfect. Planets all seem alien yet familiar and very dynamic. Rocks, plants, and every little detail is perfect. And this is just going off stream footage it will surely look even better in person. I can't wait to see it in action.

I know some people are worried about facial animations but those only seem to have issues on humans and most of the characters didn't seem to be human. Mass Effect does have a lot of different races and they all look great and the developers definitely put lots of effort into each character they crafted. I got used to some of the slight issues in facial animations pretty quick and honestly I'm starting to prefer them over the previous entries in the series. They add a little bit of charm.

Can't wait to see what you guys have to say about the game!

>>1165038
What show is this about? I'm guessing Kuzu no Honkai?

Mom, Dad, friends, countryman, Romans. We need to talk. I know you guys aren't fans of comic books or whatever, but I think you should check out Marvel's Iron Fist on Netflix. It's a matter of grave importance. You see, I know this sounds racist, but it's true. I heard it from /pol/. Hollywood, as you know, is run by Jews. What you may not know is that these Jews are trying to eradicate the white race. That's right. Genocide. Just like the genocide they falsely accused the Nazis of attempting in WWII. Only instead of concentration camps and such, this Genocide will be carried out by making us race mix with blacks. And they will accomplish this via a propaganda campaign in which they slowly indoctrinate us into thinking diversity is acceptible. We're already seeing it with Aquaman. Please, guys. Heed the call. Watch this Englishman play a New Yorker who has magic Kung Fu powers on Netflix. For us. For our people. It is a matter of good vs evil.

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Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard on with MS Paint in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could delete every single post on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Eat your hotpocket and bear it.

Funny how you people have internalised the bullying from your high school days to the point where you consider "hiding your power level" (i.e. being holier than the pope of normalcy) part of your identity.Someone's response: Basing your entire identity around your hobby is a faggot thing to do especially when you constantly subject people who don't give a FUCK about it.Hiding your power level isn't living a lie or anything it's having the goddamn common sense to feel people out to see if your interests align before acting like a sperg

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A troll's goal is to get you to respond to their thread or posts. Am I being trolled by posting in this thread or responding to ironic trolls in this thread? That is highly likely. The best remedy for a troll on any board is to not respond; however if the people on the board don't know this or don't follow it the troll is fed. The best thing to do is reply in their thread with "Hide and report" or something like it, if and only if a similar message has not already been posted in the thread. The attached image may aid in getting you message across. This is quite different from the spammer, whose goal is usually different and is indifferent as to whether you respond or not.

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

so i was playin the touhou
and fiddy cent comes up to me and is like
"dmx why you play that dodgan bullet loli animu gaem"
and i said
"because fiddy i like ta dodge them bullets. unlike u."
"why you gotta do it with a loli"
"i dunno"

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>It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation.

Donald Trump, the Art of the Deal, vol. I, ch. X

Who am i? /
I'm just a loli / who only wants /
To try / to do what's right; /
I'll never make / you cry, /
But you're no good for me, and /
Who do you think you are? /
You tried to push me a bit too far, /
And every day sees another scar. /
Oh tell me, who do you think you are? /
If you want me there, / you gotta care! /
Oh tell me, /

The thumbs-up sign had been used by the Galactic Federation for ages. Me, I was known for giving the thumbs-down during briefing. I had my reasons, though... Commander Adam Malkovich was normally cool and not one to joke around, but he would end all of his mission briefings by saying, "any objections, lady?" He was joking, but others weren't. At the time I felt surrounded by people who treated me like a child or used kid gloves because I was a woman. And yet, with Adam, I was grateful for the nod... My past has left me with an uneasy soul, and as a result, it touched me on some level that Adam would acknowledge that past by calling me something delicate -- like "Lady." And I knew more than anyone that every word from Adam was deliberate. My thumbs-down was a two-fold response: a sign of derision at being called a lady, and a signal of my complete understanding of the mission orders.The other soldiers were always willing to support me with easy smiles, despite the fact that I clearly had so much yet to learn. Among them was Anthony. In the face of his well-meaning behavior, and that of other soldiers, my response was to become increasingly bitter. I was a child, always with something to prove. A chip on my shoulder. And I was angry. I felt that if I let my guard down, I would easily by broken. And beyond that, I was scared. But even in the naivete of my youth, I could see in Adam's joking manner how close he felt to me. Adam knows my past. And he knows me better than anyone else. Confession time. Because I was so young when I lost both of my parents, there's no question I saw Adam as a father figure. When I rebelled against him, I knew I could get away with it. And his paternal compassion in the face of my rebellion reinforced the special bond I felt with him. I understood well that chances were slim that I would ever find anyone that understood me like Adam. And yet... When the time came, I still left his side. I was so young. Young and naive...

Notice how Jon (CIA) is introduced first, without Garfield. He wonders where his pipe is, indicating that he doesn't yet know who is in the car quickly approaching him as he stands in front of the plane.

"Now where could my pipe be?" he wonders, while CIA wonders who Dr. Pavel is delivering to them at this very moment.

The newspaper at the beginning of the strip shows a sort of comfortable ignorance. The newspaper represents CIA's training, and his knowledge that he is safe as long as he has his intel about the situation, and as long as he has the backing of the US government. Jon sits comfortably, one leg over the other, while CIA stands confidently in front of his plane and his men.

However, this is breached when the car approaches. "Who could this be?" he wonders. The newspaper drops from Jon's hands. This is outside his purview. His comfortable bubble of knowledge has been popped.

Finally, the strip ends with the climactic reveal: Garfield. All the attention goes off of Jon, and onto Garfield. The power has been taken directly from Jon's hands. The pipe that Garfield has stolen also represents the taking of CIA's resources. Not only has he taken CIA's dignity, but he's taken his more concrete, earthly possessions. His plane, his men, and of course, ultimately, his life.

well, well, well, what have we here another faggot teenager (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong board to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing hiro about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom e-celeb faggot shit you want on the fucking 2D random board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

The fanbase is angry, retarded and gay, all e-celeb retards are normalfags (triggered by anime, uses social media, etc), everyone who's seen at least one e-celeb retard knows they are 4chan's biggest enemy and cancer, they use words like kek, they use shitty wojak edits, they are underage, they SPAM multiple e-celeb threads at the same time, etc, etc, etc.

E-celeb faggots openly admit to shitting up the rest of the board. Shit like this spam happened because E-celeb faggots are infesting the board. If we let these dumb underage faggots run wild in this place, they will bring more retarded underage faggots with them to /qa/.

There are many bad threads on /qa/, and I don't mind. But when it comes to e-celebs, I DO mind. This fanbase is the worst fanbase of them all. They really are. You want to know why? Because grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and you're a fucking headband-wearing normalfag with too few braincells.

AAYOo we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

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*soft and soft and whooshy*
*spinning spinning spinning* It spins!
*soft and floaty and whooshy*
*di-dizzy and dizzy whooshy* It flew!
*woo-y and floaty floaty ..eh?* My head!
*squishy and softly whooshy* It's gonna fly!
*floaty-fl wah-fah? whooshy ..eh?* My head!
*softly sof-wah?-ly? whooshy* It's gonna fly!

*lighty whooshy soft and softy, soft and soft and whooshy soft!*
My heads are multiplying! *..eh?* My heads? are multiplying! *softly* mu-multiplying!
*pa-plying* multiplying! *soft and whooshy soft* My head, My head is flying!
*hop hop hop*
Rolly-rollying rolling like rolling like uh.. back and forth and forth and yeah!

>>1178809
YOU DO NOT GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING POLACK PIECE OF SHIT ITS BECAUSE OF YOU THAT THIS GAMER GATE SHIT HAPPENED I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH GOD DAMN IT

You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.

Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

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He lay on his stomach, arms stretched forward, tips of his fingers against the walls of the coffin. She settled over the small of his back, kneeling on the temper foam, the leather jeans cool against his skin. Her fingers brushed his neck. "How come you're not at the Hilton?"

She answered him by reaching back, between his thighs and gently encircling his scrotum with thumb and forefinger. She rocked there for a minute in the dark, erect above him, her other hand on his neck. The leather of her jeans creaked softly with the movement. Case shifted, feeling himself harden against the temper foam.

His head throbbed, but the brittleness in his neck seemed to retreat. He raised himself on one elbow, rolled, sank back against the foam, pulling her down, licking her breasts, small hard nipples sliding wet across his cheek. He found the zip on the leather jeans and tugged it down.

"It's okay," she said, "I can see." Sound of the jeans peeling down. She struggled beside him until she could kick them away. She threw a leg across him and he touched her face. Unexpected hardness of the implanted lenses. "Don't," she said, "fingerprints."

Now she straddled him again, took his hand, and closed it over her, his thumb along the cleft of her buttocks, his fingers spread across the labia. As she began to lower herself, the images came pulsing back, the faces, fragments of neon arriving and receding. She slid down around him and his back arched convulsively. She road him that way, impaling herself, slipping down on him again and again, until they both had come, his orgasm flaring blue in a timeless space, a vastness like the matrix, where the faces were shredded and blown away down hurricane corridors, and her inner thighs were strong and wet against his hips.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

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>>1152808
>doubles advocate
I'll admit, I chuckled.

>>1180366
I chose to transcript this into a phonetic spelling I just came up with.

Yu ar so viesiebli oepset thaet yu nid tu kriayt shietpost an awr glorioes bord ien aen atempt tu rayz yor self werth.

Koem aet mi yu plibien. Ai aem tha foeking pienakoel oev maen, both badi aend maind. Ai atend aen Aivi Lig yunieversieti, kamplitli payd af bai skalarshieps, wieth tha leftover moeni yuzd tu bai maiself a loegzyeri vihiekl. Mai grayd point aeveriej iez perfekt point O. Aefter Ai fieniesh mai dual baechelorz Ai wiel bi aksepted strayt away ientu thoe dactoret prograem. Ai wiel haev tu dactoret degriz bai ayj twenti-faiv, o ziro dets, aend mayk mor moeni oe yir then yu wiel ien oe laiftaim. Thoe foeni thieng iez, thies iez thi aeveriej /a/ brawzer. Thaer ar meni hu far serpaes mi.

Oef kors, noing thies, yu fiegyer thi onli way tu ataek mi ies thi onli way yu no haw, yuzing werdz oef wiech thoe mining eskayps yu, iensoelt soem jzanra oef gaym no woen an thies bord playz, aend yuzing awr on iemaj maekroz tu mak yorself.

Yu forgat yor "Mai fays wen" bai thoe way, thoe tekst suts yu perfektli.

Go ahed aend riplai, duing so onli pruvz mai point tu soech aen ekstent thaet yu mait aez wel joest beg tu soek mai diek aend it mai badieli wayst, so thaet maybi aen aiota oef mai graytnes coed paes antu yu.

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

Okay, /b/...

My sister (she's 18) came home with her boyfriend about an hour ago. Both plastered out of their minds, they struggled to even make it through the corridor of the house to her room (which happens to be right next to mine).

So, after about ten minutes I can clearly hear them fucking. It's some hot, steamy shit going in there, I can tell by the moaning. Thankfully, my parents are out of town for the weekend. God forbid they should witness their lovely daughter acting all hedonistic like this.

Anyway, shit dies down after about forty minutes. I then hear her boyfriend's creepy snore. It's like Jack Nicholson exhaling smoke through his belly, get the idea? So, being the dirty little pervert that I am (and because I forgot my iPod in her room), I sneak inside and can see them both still on top of each other, sleeping like angels in the light of the lamp. As I come closer, I notice something on my sister's cheek. It's cum, and it's LOADS of it.

If this thread gets over 100 posts, I swear on my grandmother's holy spirit that I'll go fetch the camera, snap a picture and deliver.

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using a Mac is like.

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

Hi /b/.......Im new here. >_>;;

I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]

i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to /b/, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D

First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS

[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:

Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did.

Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

BASED Destiny is proof that all of the faggots on the internet choke IMMEDIATELY the moment they are put in a live setting and have to debate their views.

I fucking love Destiny because he's living proof these retards cannot survive without MS Paint strawman memes. The moment they get on Stream with him, they crumble. Even JonTron tried to throw some bullshit statistic at Destiny and then "went to get a glass of water" (actually went to hyperventilate after being rekt so fucking hard).

Destiny is the light in the darkness in these dark times. My god. Is there a SINGLE right leaning person who can actually defeat him in a debate? So far: Not.

/pol/acks masquerading as original /b/tards, hiroyuki conspiracy theorists, catholic anon and his reddit autism, /pol/acks screaming about reddit SJW mods when their non-politics threads are deleted, the "/pol/ must die" fuckwit who has managed to reduce dislike of /pol/ into a continuous running joke, the "icemen" larping shit, genuinely delusional pizzagaters, faggots who point at the logs to declare victory without reference to anything that's actually in them, people who don't know how sage works, people who don't know how the report system works, people who unironically shit on anonymous posters for not being normalfags, consummate attention whoring from the /jp/ spinoffs, actual ERP garbage, 8ch shills and gamergaters who STILL haven't fucked off, pointlessly elitist entitled /a/ shitters, ban evaders from other boards still somehow trying to stir shit, shitspammers who delude themselves into they're improving /qa/, the idiotic sycophants who suck said spammer's dicks, and barneyfag

what a fucking rancid shithole this place is

I've realized that if you post one of these copypastas in a tts program it's pretty fun

Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
Offer name tags to all the other passengers. Wear yours upside down.
When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you're struggling to open the door. And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed.
Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!"
Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens.
When everything is quiet, ask "Who's cell phone is that?"

...Anonymous
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Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Because you should.

There's no reason why you should be alive. Nobody loves you, you don't love anyone, all you do is postpone death with anime and videogame escapism. You're a terrible person who can't do shit, you're completely replaceable. Even if you think you're somehow intelligent, artistic or skillful, it's just a matter of time until humanity makes the same discoveries as you do. You're irrelevant to the overall world history. And as you pass your time alive here on Earth, you'll only suffer more and more. Your mind will begin to rot, you'll start forgetting things, you'll start feeling pains in your body, eventually you'll go to the doctor and tell you that you have some kind of cancer, whoever lets you live in their home will get tired of you and just kick you out. There is nobody that is going to save you. Nothing will change. Your life will only keep getting worse and worse. At one point, you'll just realize it will be better for everyone if you were to die. You won't have anyone to talk to, but you'd be already used to it. But you'd know you're cancer, that you suffer, and that your mere existence is simply bothering to other people. You'll realize that even if you suicide and you go to hell and feel eternal pain and suffering, it's still acceptable, or at least better than your current life.

So why don't you just suicide? Because you should.

take 2-3 rods of benzedrex, some booze, 100-200mg benedryl, THEN jack off for 2-3 hours while slipping in and out of consciousness and a sexy half-hypnogogic fantasy state until you come so hard that you squirt a bunch of clear pre-cum a full three minutes before the real orgasm starts, and you orgasm for a minute with unimaginable pressure building up until it just comes out like a water hose for a solid two minutes, and then it feels like you got hit in the balls with a bat and you feel like you actually had sex and have the afterglow and all that.

Thank God I'm not the only one who kind of got that feeling from their scenes.

Here's the thing though, that actually exposed some pretty complex feelings I didn't know I had.

I'm straight, like I've never been into dudes or attracted to any form of masculinity. I'm about to marry a girl I'm in love with.

But that scene where Harold undoes his belt to hit Kyle, I just wanted to see him grab Kyle by the scruff of the neck, and pull down his pants revealing a pale, hairless, plump ass. And then I wanted to see Harold get out his throbbing rod of Dad dick, and just go to town on Kyle's quivering feminine butthole. I wanted to watch Harold cum in Kyle's ass and dominate him on every level.

I fully wanted to see that.

What does that mean about me?

[eqn]0.999 \dots= \lim_{n\to \infty} 0.\underbrace{99 \dots 9\,}_{n} = \lim_{n\to \infty} \sum_{k=1}^n \frac{9}{10^k} = \lim_{n\to \infty} (1 - \frac{1}{10^n}) = 1 - \lim_{n\to \infty} \frac{1}{10^n} = 1[/eqn]

If god is real then why is this board such a crybaby reddit zone for underaged newfags who need to KYS?

I mean seriously it's 2017 and this board is still the equivalent of a tumblr no-trump-safespace for feminists. What do we need another Gamergate or something?

I like how you triggered SJWs feel the need to scream "muh /pol/" and "muh site invasion". It's like you phone posters don't realize that this is not a Weeb site. We do not need a manga board and all the NEETs pushing for Loli boards need to take a break from this site.

In fact over 30 of the boards on this site are non-weeb boards, kinda BTFO's all the Gookmoot supporters if you ask me. I think it's time to stop shit posting. In addition I think that the mods should resticky the swimming dogs post.

Frogposters are not cancer, but anime posters are. It's fine if you wanna sperg out and delete /pol/ but there are a bunch of us here who just want to discuss Reddit and 4chan in a meta fashion.

Stop trying to enforce GR15; it's literally a meme. A bunch of you newfags memed hatred for ponies into existence and now all you do is cry about it like a bunch of autistic normies. Get over yourselves.

I'm also really sick of all this anonfagging that you shills keep doing. Use a name and stop trying to bring back Chanology. Guy Fawkes is a meme, and not the good kind. It's like all you normies just want to post memes on the secret club so you come to /qa/ for "ebin gets" and Bane posting.

This recent "/qa/ is le old /jp/" is either the gayest goddamn tryhard /b/ shit since forever (as expected of /qa/, the board that exists mostly as ED's rebirth's afterbirth), or an indication that my ironic funposting wavelength got desynched. Either way I am generally confused and very upset.

All in all, this board is more or less just an echo chamber for tripfags to LARP. I can't wait for this /qa/ meme to be over.

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>>1188276

https://warosu.org/sci/thread/2093065

Why the FUCK did I have to search this while drunk, now I don;t need anymore boooze

Trumpcucks are in generally mentally ill cultists whose entire world view and devotion to trump and hillbilly neo-nazism represents a psychological crutch they've developed to cope with the reality that they are trailer trash failures in life. They are human cattle, incapable of independent thought, easily herded with jr high level slogans, memespeak and paid russian shill spammers with copypasta "edition" threads. There is a reason all their posts read like something written by a retarded 12 year old, every post a knee-jerk one liner combination of the same few buzzwords about shills, ctrs, deep states, etc etc. They are all as retarded and with the same personality disorder as trump, unfortunately for them they didn't inherit a huge trust fund from their slum lord daddy so all they have is blind devotion to the conman they live vicariously through and it will all end as badly for them as for him.

/pol/ copypasta thread: >>>/pol/118964916

>>1193377 #

Has Gensokyo already been invaded!?
The invaders' secret conversation caught on camera!

This is not our Gensokyo! ---We imagine many of our countrymen will be uttering such complaints. What you are seeing here is not the Usami X who we have previously written about, but "new forces". On the right is the goddess of hell, Ms Hecatia Lapislazuli, and on the left is the hell-fairy Ms Clownpiece, who is apparently being put to use by that goddess. The two of them have entered Gensokyo and is photo captures the moment they engage in suspicious conversation.

What could their objective here be? Given the overbearing arrogance of hell-people, many say that they probably target Gensokyo for invasion. Surely the sight of these two sneaking into Gensokyo and secretly conversing is proof that the invasion has begun. Our Gensokyo, naïve after so many years of peace, is shortly facing its ruin.

1: download a hardsubbed xvid re-encode of the show you want from TT. make sure its a horriblesubs funimation rip
2: encode it as 1920x1080 x264, open in in aegisub and add in some fabulous karaoke for all the insert songs
3: encode back to a 704x480 xvid
4: encode to 1280x720 rmvb
5: encode back to 704x480 xvid. following this stage you now can now decode it with 3 different codecs for thrice the playback power!
6: open in vlc
7: take screenshots of each individual frame
8: record the audio with your phone
9: encode the audio from the phone to 7.1 flac to reduce rotational velocidensity
10: encode it again to q-1.0 vorbis
11: encode it again to 192kbps aac
12: make a slideshow of the screenshots with windows movie maker
13: add in your audio
14: add in some linkin park to play alongside the audio, it's like watching an amv!
15: use windows movie makers build in encoder to encode to youtube size
16: upload to youtube, add in loads of annotations and emoticons
17: download the .flv from youtube
18: open in vlc
19: nagisa dies at the end of clannad

Ultimately we are all incurable to our desires but with the bombardment of adverts telling us you deserve all this stuff from surprised vegan eyes the miles of lies that style and colorise the glossy piles to advertise off shelfs from the wise make her fantasies being less sized polarised meet can surprise where the answer lay in front of vegan eyes

Seriously, the bullying against members of /pol/ is getting way out of hand, especially since /pol/ are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in creating OC.

Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only member of /pol/ who finds it hard to take pride in this board after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my board from insecure losers here. Why not bully /tv/ or /g/? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little board? /b/ get bullied less than us and yet we are the less degenerate board on 4chan.

Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful !

Would you call a polack a "racist"(disgusting word) to his face? Would you say to a kind,peaceful and hard working salt of the earth polack man that they are a "nazi"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
Your destroying 4chan, your dividing boards against each other, your doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now!

Your body yearns for those temptresses, but does your heat? My penis is fully erect from this coversation, I'm caressing it just like I would to what would be left of your penis if you were here with me. I can just imagine it, blowing my load on your face. Your stubs (I'd make you an amputee and tun the hole in the stubs into mini anuses, like any good owner would) clawing at my crotch begging for more of my hot mayo. You're searching for something aren't you anon? The reason you're so angry and have one night stands with the wrong people. Once you come with me you'll become a part of me, no wait, an extension of me. I'd do whatever I want and you'd just roll your eyes back into your skull, arch your back and beg for more. Trust me anon you'll love it, they all do.

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>>1193966
Why did you have to remind me? ;_;

Omg hai ^___^ Im Kirby-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ Fourchan <3 and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw&SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NAURTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made babies. We had SO MANY BABIES. 400 BABIES. I gave Shockalate to my babies so that they'd be good at SPORTS! It made them run ABNORMALLY FAST! THEY'D RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS! PEOPLE WILL WATCH THEM RUNNING AND THINK THEY'RE KENYANS! THEY'LL RACE AS FAST AS KENYANS! AGAINST ACTUAL KENYANS! IT'LL BE A TIE AND THEY'LL GET DEPORTED BACK TO KENNNNYAAAA!
WHERE THE GIRAFFES ARE
AND THE ZEBRA
KENYA
KENYAKENYAKENYA
KENYA
GOIN' TO KENYA.
CAN YOU HABEEB IT?

When Avalokiteśvara Bodhisattva was practicing the profound Prajñāpāramitā, he illuminated the Five Skandhas and saw that they were all empty, and crossed over all suffering and affliction.

“Śāriputra, form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form. Form itself is emptiness, and emptiness itself is form. Sensation, conception, synthesis, and discrimination are also such as this. Śāriputra, all dharmas are empty: they are neither created nor destroyed, neither defiled nor pure, and they neither increase nor diminish. This is because in emptiness there is no form, sensation, conception, synthesis, or discrimination. There are no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, or thoughts. There are no forms, sounds, scents, tastes, sensations, or dharmas. There is no field of vision and there is no realm of thoughts. There is no ignorance nor elimination of ignorance, even up to and including no old age and death, nor elimination of old age and death. There is no suffering, its accumulation, its elimination, or a path. There is no understanding and no attaining.

“Because there is no attainment, bodhisattvas rely on Prajñāpāramitā, and their minds have no obstructions. Since there are no obstructions, they have no fears. Because they are detached from backwards dream-thinking, their final result is Nirvāṇa. Because all buddhas of the past, present, and future rely on Prajñāpāramitā, they attain Anuttarā Samyaksaṃbodhi. Therefore, know that Prajñāpāramitā is a great spiritual mantra, a great brilliant mantra, an unsurpassed mantra, and an unequalled mantra. The Prajñāpāramitā Mantra is spoken because it can truly remove all afflictions. The mantra is spoken thusly:

gate gate pāragate pārasaṃgate bodhi svāhā

niggers tongue my anus

*types reply*
Heh they won't no what hit them
*Selects all storefronts*
This... is the power... of being anonymous
*Clicks post*
Back into the shadows I go

I'm sorry, but has Luca even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of dive therapy. In fact, it’s only therapy involving fields for soothing. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is already finished and we know for certain she is pure? Luca has to go up against one of the sluttiest reyvateils in Ar Ciel who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Croix's innocence. But you know what? Cloche is still a whore. Luca is the best heroine in all three games, she has the best songs. Luca has already won Croix over, she would have done it sooner if it wasn't for her tragedy with her sister throwing her for a mental loop. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Luca is proven a better waifu than any other in AT2. Cloche tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Luca topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

here's why every apple user is a fucking retard:
>sees apple ads in TV about how user friendly macs are ("computers for the rest of us", aka for idiots)
>friends recommend apple products because they are apple uses themselves
>"minimalistic" design appeals to the retard, he can't predict that the materials used are designed to be so flimsy to break, also ignores how other products are more ergonomic to use since those aren't just slabs of aluminium
>compares $2000 applel product to the only other laptops he's ever used: $300 walmart trash and is amazed how ""premium"" apple is
>begins to use mac OS and since it's a bit more user friendly he believes it's the greatest thing ever
>now stuck in the apple ecosystem, has to buy a new model every 3 years because some of the hardware broke (planned obsolescence)
>likely a dumb poorfag so he has to take a loan just to buy the fucking computers
>even recommends apple to friends and tries to justify his position with unrealistic claims ("muh special functions only apple has", "I have a higher status in society if people see my computer", "it just werks", "muh special application NEEDS mac OS")

>worst of all, he doesn't even notice how much he has been cucked


tl;dr macfags are fucking retarded

Hi guys sorry for eventual typos, I'm in an elevated alternated altered state of mind. So when trying to post a new thread it looks like I get an error saying I didn't get the captcha right. So, I though it was my fault but after trying a remarkable number of times I'm quite certain there I'd a problem with the app itself. The board sI was trying to get posts posted were /, b/"and /qa/ but also /, fit.

Basically is tells me that I didn't get the captcha correctly but I've been typing every single word very slowly and it must I repeat if MIST have gotten it right because I n-checked various times. So in the end I can't post new threads with Clover because captchas seem to not be working. However when I post a comment those bastards work.
Time has come to buy a pass, I know.

But I was wondering, is it a problem with the Clover app?, or isn't it? Could some Anon please tell me? Some kind Anon that is. Shed some light on this dark issue. As I said I can't post threads because the app tells me that I got the captcha wrong but that is not entirely true since I have spent a fair amount of time verifying what I was typing. Please *nameof the developer I can't momentarily recall * tell me it's just a bug. Floens, that's your name.

Thanks for reading. I know I'll get a lot of shit for this thread and I apologise in advance but it seemed like the best time to ask this.

I'm trying to switch my phone off and on again in the meantime.

On the Internet everybody's lying so I can post the same thread tomorrow regardless of whether my birthday is today (tomorrow already in my country) and feel no regrets.

Yes, basically thanks Floens. I already brushed my teeth so I believe I'm laying in bed by that is to he proved with empirical methods. Tookek.

Hiro, honestly, I have to say that you are very stupid. Not only are you asking for much money all of a sudden to pay for of 4chan, and a few extra servers (which you don't need and don't deserve). I personally hope 4chan dies, and a proper site like iichan or 5chan is once again reborn. This piece of crap you call a site has nothing to do with an image board anymore. It is the craphole of the internet, with the worst mods ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for 4chan fans other than allow the 12 year old "noobs" to overrun the place. I like to think of 4chan as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally being caught in the giant mousetrap that is W.T. Snacks. You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself. And then you'll get banned, and then you'll cry. And then wonder why you gave ten dollars to someone who hasn't even left his teens yet.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

Anyways, >>1152767, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1152767, should just stick with today's special.

Anyone have that fart fetish copypasta?

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Not copypasta. I just didn't really have an appropriate image. I had to come and tell you guys this.

My brother is about eight years younger than me. Tonight he graduated from elementary school. I ended going along, partly because my brother's an okay guy and partly because my parents dragged me. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And the thing about elementary school grad lolis is that they like to think they're grown up. So, of course, they were all dressed really slutty. That was probably the third reason I stayed. Awesome smooth backs and delicious flat chests.

So the entire night was like slutty lolis on parade. But then, near the end of the ceremony, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and so was wearing a dress that went down to her feet (but strapless, so she still failed at the not slutty look) goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs down. Then, right as she got there, she stepped on the bottom of her skirt. I could tell right away it was going to go. She slipped forward and tried to grab it, but by then it was over her delicious flat chest and about to go the whole way. To top it off, she was stumbling toward the stairs. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Hey guys vsause here. I would like to talk to you about black holes. You see black holes can actually be used as euphemisms for asshole. Take your mums asshole for instance. It's gape reaches across the galaxies. Galaxies are actually a collection of a bunch of stars. Collection coming from Latin word collectus meaning "to collect". You know what else is fun to collect? Stamps. Originated in England they actually were first used in France by Napoleon to order mail brides from Russia. In Russian empire there are these things called babushkas. They are dolls with many layers, each containing a smaller version of itself. According to a new study, the universe could also be made up of such layers. In one layer I could be cock juggling clown having a cock for a penis and you could be straight. But how do we define straight? What Is a line in mathematics? A line goes on forever. Forever is a wonderful concept which is difficult to graps with out tiny brains. According to new research from neuroscience your brain is actually finite. But accoriding to an ancient Greek philosopher. If you were to spank me, you could never actually do it, since your hadn has to travel hakf the way to my voluptuous bottom, and then a fourth and an eight, and so on. Speaking of Greece did you know that they had a steady decline in culture and economy for the past few thousands years, culminating in the poverty that they live in now. Did you know that povery actually originated in the ancient Mesopotamia? It was invented by the aristocracy to keep the man down and impose obedience. Aristocracy did a lot of weird shit. Such has proclaiming themselves to be gods in ancient Egypt and in doing some force themselves to mate with each other, since they couldn't mate with normies, in doing so inventing incest. Inventing was invented in England during the industrial age, and it gave birth to the computers which run on Quantum Mechanics. Quantum luctuations are what gave birth to black holes.

They spam an unlisted board.
Even knowing it won't do anything

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club.Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repurcussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

keitai

一人の少年がとある少女に恋をします。

直接告白することはできず、なんとか彼女の電話番号を手にした彼は、変な電話番号にもあまり気にせず電話をかけるのですが、実は彼女も彼のことが大好きで、両思いだったのです。このことに気づいた彼は大喜びするのでした。

しかし翌日、彼が昨日のことについて話そうとすると彼女は困った顔をします。昨日彼が電話で話した相手は今彼の前にいるその女の子ではなかったのでした。実は、電話機の向こうの彼女はこの宇宙には存在していませんでした。彼女は並行世界の者だったのです。その並行世界では、逆に彼女が彼に片思いをしていたのですが、並行世界の自分は彼女のその思いに気づいていなかったのです。

何だかんだで、電話で知り合った二人はある取り引きをします。自分のもっとも深く、プライベートな秘密を分け合うことで、相手にいわゆる「並行世界の自分の必勝攻略法」を教え合うのです。

その作戦をもってそれぞれ好きな人を追いかけまわる間に、彼らは自分の世界よりも電話機の向こうの相手のことがもっと好きになってしまいます。お話はそういう恋の本質について問いかけます。

あなたはそれが存在するため、ということ書き込むのをやめるべきリマインダー。

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

>The new years honours list I just filed with the queen lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelier, Button Lee, Juan O'veus, Virs Juan, Tatahk, Getsda Stae, Onmai Aircraft, Wu Pait, Yuu Tugrab, Dr. Pavel, Heed Iddent, Flai Sogud. Wu Wan, Stu Trainex, Telmi Abautbane, Waidus Hi, Werda Mask, Lotta Lo'yadee, Farra Huredgun...

You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan. the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu, watashi am contacting watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasing that kuso to watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anata can get away with hanashimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.imasu, watashino

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY ________, HERE'S A POORLY SHOPPED PIC OF EPIC FAIL __________ FUCKING UP, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little clanker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Advanced Recon Commandos, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Separatist outposts, and I have over 300 confirmed droid kills. I am trained in droid warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Clone Army. You are nothing to me but just another clanker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Holonet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jedi knights across the Outer rim and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, deka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your circuitry. You're fucking dead, clanker. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my vibroblade. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Clone Army of the Republic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable droid ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking modulators. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will fry in it. You're fucking dead, CIS scum.

There he is. There he flies again. Look, everyone! He waved the gun around once again! Isn't he just the biggest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your magnificent jacked frame crashing every plane, lit by your opened air lock which is the only source of light on your plane, giggling like a big guy as you once again beat a hooded Bane henchman up and fill in the flight plan. Or maybe you don't even shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. Maybe you're such an incompetent CIA agent that you actually paid for a Gucci belt, so you could choose your power stance. Oh, and we all know the mercenary. The "masketta man." This is part of your plan, isn't it? I imagine you little guy flying so bad as you click it that you drop your brother in the wreckage, but it's ok, your agency will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You are a big guy. You are a big fucking guy, your mother is probably so proud for you already. So proud of rising fires for you all goddamn day, every day, for a mercenary who spends all his time behind a mask forging master plans. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a wreckage brother or a mosquito man or something, and then you became CIA. A glorious CIA agent. She probably crashes herself a plane everyday thinking about how bad she flies and how she wishes she could just speak of the devil and appear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF WILL YOU DIE?" You've become a big guy for your own self. And that's all you are. A big guy molded in the dark by himself as he prepares to turn a city into ashes for what its people have done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

FOR YOU.

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

Yet, in all of these cases, the mere retention of the energy is not enough. Energy cannot be stored easily or without effort. Experiments with semen retention quickly reveal how agitated and anxious the person can become if they do not know how to direct that energy in a new way. This is why the ancient spiritual traditions taught techniques of transmutation to the initiates. Without transmutation of the retained energy, the trapped forces find other avenues to flow through: such as mental preoccupation, fanaticism, fantasy, obsessive behaviors, depression, and other serious psychological problems. Thus, if you intend on saving your sexual energy, be sure to adopt new behaviors to direct those energies in a healthy way. Some suggestions include:

Meditation
Pranayama
Sports and physical exercise
Regular, concentrated enjoyment of classical music or art
Deep breathing practices
Tibetan exercises
Runic exercises

I don't know either, the TRUE threat these days is audio compression.

I mean, seriously, hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrangeEell don’t get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren’t stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you’ll be glad you did.

>>1210835

AAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, HAHA LE MERCHANT , HERE'S A PIC OF KEKLOAF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on a god damn IMAGE BOARD. You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

Anon may be interpreted as providing two arguments, the first being the continuity argument used above. The second is a modal argument relying on the Necessity of Identity and a suitably strong modal logic. Suppose there are two objects that are distinguished by accidental features, as it might be one of the spheres, A has a scratch, while the other B does not. Then it is possible that A has no scratch and hence possible that the spheres be indiscernible. If the Principle holds of necessity then that entails that it is possible that A = B. But by the Necessity of Identity that in turn entails that it is possibly necessary that A = B, so in S5 modal logic (or the weaker system B), it follows that A = B, which is absurd given that one has a scratch and the other does not. In this argument any accidental difference would suffice in place of the scratch and still not got crabs.

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The idea is to make the board less cool to people who don't like ponies. The people who want to chat politics will talk about politics, but the people who want to be part of a "movement" wont' want to be associated with a bunch of bronies and will fuck off.

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DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda girl like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easy cheesy thicc gouda mozzarella mommy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.
If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating.
If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.?

XXX BTFO

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

Exact opposite my dude.

These here are refugees come to enrich your arrogant, Nip-privileged culture.

Why, I just got out of a liberal shill thread where the fucker actually said "tippity top kekkles".

Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.

sage

>>1222753

Now in original flavor as well

I just got out of a liberal shill thread where the fucker actually said "tippity top kekkles".

Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.

sage

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cue the 2nd amendment

This. You really do need to get into the mindset of a Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters.

Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases.

Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty.

post the flanfly one

>>1185351

I have a PhD in Digital Music Conservation from the University of Florida. I have to stress that the phenomenon known as "digital dust" is the real problem regarding conservation of music, and any other type of digital file. Digital files are stored in digital filing cabinets called "directories" which are prone to "digital dust" - slight bit alterations that happen now or then. Now, admittedly, in its ideal, pristine condition, a piece of musical work encoded in FLAC format contains more information than the same piece encoded in MP3, however, as the FLAC file is bigger, it accumulates, in fact, MORE digital dust than the MP3 file. Now you might say that the density of dust is the same. That would be a naive view. Since MP3 files are smaller, they can be much more easily stacked together and held in "drawers" called archive files (Zip, Rar, Lha, etc.) ; in such a configuration, their surface-to-volume ratio is minimized. Thus, they accumulate LESS digital dust and thus decay at a much slower rate than FLACs. All this is well-known in academia, alas the ignorant hordes just think that because it's bigger, it must be better

ViSBARD (Visual System for Browsing, Analysis, and Retrieval of Data) is a data analysis application that brings together measurements from collections of spacecraft near the Earth or throughout the heliosphere In this visualization created from ViSBARD screenshots, we see the magnetic field as measured from six different satellites. The position of each spacecraft is marked by a small color glyph (ACE = yellow, Cluster = dark blue, Geotail = green, GOES 10 = red, Polar = light blue, Wind = purple). The direction of the arrow signifies the direction of the magnetic field while the color represents the intensity (red being the highest, blue the lowest). The magnetic pole of the Earth is in yellow, and it rotates properly as the animation proceeds. This view of the magnetic storm shows highly disturbed fields at geosynchronous orbit (GOES), many crossings of the 'magnetotail current sheet' where the field changes sign and points at the opposite pole of the Earth, close encounters with the Earth (large red fields that are truncated to keep the arrows from becoming huge), and the entry from the back of the picture of Wind and Geotail through the bow shock (wire-frame) and magnetopause (sometimes visible as a transparent surface).

Della Rocca invites us to consider the hypothesis that where we ordinarily think there is a single sphere in fact there are many identical collocated spheres, made up of precisely the same parts. (If they were not made up of the same parts then the mass of the twenty spheres would be twenty times that of one sphere, resulting in an empirical difference between the twenty sphere hypothesis and the one sphere hypothesis.) Intuitively this is absurd, and it is contrary to the Principle, but he challenges those who reject the Principle to explain why they reject the hypothesis. If they cannot, then this provides a case for the Principle. He considers the response that the Principle should be accepted only in the following qualified fixation.

Ooga Booga Bix Nood? Sheeeeit. Dum cof ho mufugga. De elecshuns arent even ova' yet. In fact, only de 'esit poll be out. Does not havin' de lead at da damn 'esit poll count as some loss? Is dat whut ya''re sayin'? A'cuz if ya''re sayin' dat ah' kin assho' nuff ya' dat ya''re wrong. Why would ya' make dis topic when de elecshuns are still on? PVV are still gettin' votes right now and dey gotss' been de best political party fo' honky peolpe in de Nederlands fo' how many years now? Dey're against one uh de wo'st cucked political parties in dis country who plum happen t'gotss' some lead a'cuz dey're feedin' off de energy uh turks and libtards in some dursday night elecshun. 'S coo', bro. But ya' know whut? Dey still fuckin' suck. PVV are one uh de best fuckin' political parties in de continent, dey gots 15 seats de last elecshuns and would uh won if cuck culture wuzn't so's popular. Ah be baaad... Maybe ya' should shut da damn fuck waaay down befo'e ya' make retarded topics likes dis. You's know why? A'cuz ya''re goin' t'be embarrassed when PVV wins and someone bumps dis topic. Oh look at dat, VVD gots only 31 predicted when dey gots 10 mo'e da damn last elecshuns. Are ya' some fuckin' pickled? Are ya' retarded? Are ya' autistic? You's are some fuckin' idiot and ya' should neva' make some topic on dis bo'd again and I'm fuckin' serious. ah' mos' gotss' some feelin' ya''re da damn only guy makin' all dese KEK topics a'cuz ya''re some faggots hata' who duzn't likes honky sucka's a'cuz dey're baaaad. Fuck ya', be baaaad at sump'ng in YOUR life and den maybe try t'troll dese fuckin' political parties on de bo'd, likes ah' give some fuck. It's so's easy t'spot out yo' dreads now, ya''re some retard. Always doin' stupid shit likes dis. Why duzn't ya' try t'be some baaaad poster? Just fo' once? Fo' once in yo' fuckin' life try not t'make some topic likes dis. Dat's plum ya', ya''re always right at gettin' it wrong. Fuck ya'. Man. Right On! You's are nodin'.

Bix nood.

Exact opposite my dude.

These here are refugees come to enrich your arrogant, Nip-privileged culture.

Why, I just got out of a liberal shill thread where the fucker actually said "Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.".

Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.

sage

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>1158171
You're a 2ch level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a mangaka level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as 4chan level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your bookstores? My pen is dishing out the latest stories while I think them up with my BRAIN. By the time you even crack the binding I've already signed a contract for the next one. And that h-game you played three years ago? I made my wife dress up as the lead and had sex with her for inspiration when I co-wrote it. I still have the manuscript for the bondage scene you'll never see. You keep waiting for your precious bookdealers. I'll be sitting in my studio apartment, making the real deal with my own hands.

>>1239438
You're a mangaka level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a corporate bureaucrat, and you're as far beneath me as 2channel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your new volume? I'm the one who makes it popular with my propaganda and viral marketing. By the time you even pick up that pen I've already contracted a better author. And that h-game you made last year after dressing up your lovedoll for inspiration? I was fucking a girl more beautiful than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new serialization contracts you'll never see. You keep writing your silly books. I'll be sitting in my mansion, counting up all the money you've made me.

>>1239449
You're a corporate bureaucrat level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a politician, and you're as far beneath me as mangaka level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your viral marketing? I'm the one who makes it possible with my pork barrel spending and hedge funds. By the time you even call an author I've already secured subsidies for "the arts". And that girl you were fucking? I was fucking over more voters than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new anti-abortion bill you'll never see. You keep counting your silly money. I'll be sitting in my office, assfucking my secretary.

>>1239458
You're a politician level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a Patriot, and you're as far beneath me as corporate bureaucrat level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your immense budgets and life-altering decisions? I'm the one who supplies you with that money and tells you to make those decisions. By the time you even pass a bill, I've already set up your assassination and determined your successor. And those voters you brag about fucking? I own all their lives down to the menial details, including their fucking a politician. I still have the the metal gears and the philosopher's legacy you will never see. You keep making your choices and running your sham of a nation. I'll be sitting at my desk, creating nonsensical plot twists from the shadows.

>>1239465
You're a Patriot level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Snake, and you're as far beneath me as politician level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your la-li-lu-le-lo? I'm the one foils your evil plans with precision and manliness. By the time you even build a metal gear, I've already destroyed it AND the bad guys with nonsensical yet surprisingly awesome special powers protecting it. And that country you always brag about running from the shadows? I'm making it a better place by wiping the likes of you off the face of the earth. You just keep your little philosophers legacy. I'll be on this plane, ready to stop you at a moments notice.

Consider this: A pack of wild Faggots.
Refined, well-mannered Faggots nearing your straight home. Decorating your straight front garden. Having consensual sex with your ``straight'' son.
And you can't do shit since they're well-liked. The Faggot leader grabs your wife and takes her out shopping with his credit card.
The primal Faggots finally dominate your household. They watch intelligent shows on TV and you are forced to check your privilege.
Such is the downfall of Straight Man.

You should help your child climax and experience the joys and sensation and relief of orgasm. This is very important. You should teach them to help you climax and do the same for them. Explain orgasm to them. Tell them how good it feels to boys and girls to obtain release, that orgasm is a pleasurable feeling in their bodies that they need to understand & experience & that they need to know how to bring it about with a partner. If they already masturbate, show them how to complete it to climax if they have not discovered it yet. If they do not really know how to masturbate, show them how and demonstrate yourself doing it. Tell them it's normal and healthy and they should do it to relieve sexual tension. A child is not stupid-but often ignorant due to lack of information. Inform them! A climax can be scary to a child, it is a powerful experience they may not have had yet. You must guide them & explain that it won't hurt them, & is even good for them!

>>1239471
>>1239465
>>1239458
>>1239449
>>1239438

My fucking sides

>>1239538
what

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bad weather tonight, please accept this bump

>>1247843
have another

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what trolling means.
If people lurked more I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that fucks up the meaning of words and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.
Thinking you "trolled" a person just by making it believe a lie is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of term that is used to describe people who literally try to make you angry just by insulting you or your tastes. in others forums they do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at knowing the meaning of trolling.
The true meaning of trolling means YOU posted something intentionally enraging (Personal opinions don't count) to get somebody incredibly mad and respond seriously to your post. If a person tells you to "Fuck off" or similar things, it doesn't mean he got trolled, it means your trolling attempt was so lame you should just stop trying. Trying to use "U mad" and other similar memes is just a pathetic attempt of covering your hurt ass (Because you are obviously hurt that your troll didn't work and you are trying to save face).
Trolling never meant to be funny, or annoying, or cool, or anything. Only huge nerds with no lives or girlfriends try to get off to people getting mad on the internet. It's like they are admitting their own insecurities and loneliness.
I want to use sarcasm, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm trolling or something.

>>1248982
The sage one is still great, even if it's irrelevant now.

What the fuck happened to the navy seal pasta?

>>1249991
It's too common

>>1249991
>>1250002
certain edits are still ok

>>1252986
nah. it is a reddit meme

>>1253239
shill

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what trolling memes
If people lurked more I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that fucks up the meaning of words and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.
Thinking you "trolled" a person just by making it believe a lie is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of term that is used to describe people who literally try to make you angry just by insulting you or your tastes. in others forums they do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at knowing the meaning of trolling.
The true meaning of trolling means YOU posted something intentionally enraging (Personal opinions don't count) to get somebody incredibly mad and respond seriously to your post. If a person tells you to "Fuck off" or similar things, it doesn't mean he got trolled, it means your trolling attempt was so lame you should just stop trying. Trying to use "U mad" and other similar memes is just a pathetic attempt of covering your hurt ass (Because you are obviously hurt that your troll didn't work and you are trying to save face).
Trolling never meant to be funny, or annoying, or cool, or anything. Only huge nerds with no lives or girlfriends try to get off to people getting mad on the internet. It's like they are admitting their own insecurities and loneliness.
I want to use sarcasm, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm trolling or something.

With regards from /tv/
A farmer (Hendricks) accidentally brings her own breast milk to peddle at the farmer's market rather than the usual cow's milk that she sells. She is shocked to see that her customers are now raving about her milk, saying it's the best milk in the world. Not wanting to disappoint her legions of new fans, Hendricks begins milking herself constantly in order to keep up with demand. Nobody suspects a thing about the milk that's all the rage. Nobody, but a spunky child reporter (Ariel) who tries to catch the busty farmer in her lie. When the reporter finds out that her brother's hospital bills will increase tenfold, she is forced to join in the breast milk racket. Will they be able to satisfy increasing demand, while keeping their secret safe?

find out this summer in: Udder Insanity.

It's been 2 years since the secret of the farmer's (Christina Hendricks) milk has been revealed to the public. Surprisingly, the revelation of the milks true source has only increased demand for the dairy product. After the farmer's business partner and former child reporter (Ariel Winter) has to move away to care for her sick brother, meeting demand becomes more and more difficult. What's worse is the newfound popularity of the farmer's milk has made way for a competing farmer (Sofia Vergara) to offer a similar product and steal her customers. The busty farmer must hold auditions for a new business partner to reclaim their market. After a rigorous selection and testing process (Including Alexandra Daddario and Dakota Blue Richards), she finally settles on a plucky young businesswoman (Kat Dennings). This new partner has big plans to get a contract with one of the country's biggest grocery chains, by any means necessary. Will our chesty heroes be able to secure the big contract? Will they be able to save their farm from the ever approaching threat of the competition?

Find out in Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream

>>1239471
this is me

post the willy one

Today I felt like experimenting a bit. After shitting on the floor as usual, instead of letting it to dry or cleaning it up, a perverted thought flashed through my mind. I found that puddle of crap amazingly arousing. Even though I fapped to my Rika earlier today, I got a boner.
I don't have any fleshlights, but I found an empty plastic Nestea bottle. You know, those ones have a double-sized opening, instead of the standard coke bottles. It was almost a perfect fit for my penis and I instantly knew what to do.
I filled the bottle with my fresh crap. It was a perfect piece of shit, not too hard but not too liquid either. It's as if God had created it just for me, for that unforgivable moment. Its hardness was roughly that of common toothpaste.
I was reluctant for a bit, but it's not like I could sink any lower than a floor-shitting NEET. I thrust in my cock. It felt so awesome. Soft and warm, it was so close to a real woman. I kept on going and going and had the best orgasm in my entire life.
I know it sounds disgusting, but this is probably even better than the real thing(or, at least I guess, being a virgin), you guys must try it.

Sdt

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

Here's the problem, OP. The Japanese ethos was warped forever by the atomic bomb attacks during WWII. Millions of Japanese men, women, and children were forced to come to terms with the idea of an overwhelmingly powerful entity outside of their control that could wipe them out of existence without warning using unspeakable weapons. They did this, for the most part, by exploring the idea in fiction. Godzilla is one example. Anime is another. If the United States of America were to deploy nuclear weaponry against Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and France, chances are the same thing would happen again: More Godzillas, and more anime. Do you think the world can really handle six animes? In the 1980's, United States President Ronald Reagan developed an idea known as "Mutually-Assured Destruction" (MAD). This philosophy stated that war with Russia would not happen, because there was no way to wage it without both countries being destroyed. I see this same situation today. We cannot nuke more countries for fear of mutually assured destruction when they create more anime. Thank you for your time.

>>1158236
i got a bonner

>>1264164
same

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>>1152767
They're not sending their best and brightest, folks. They just aren't. They are probing anuses, they are abducting cattle and I assume some of them are good ayys. We're gonna build a force field to keep the ayys out and the ayys will pay for it.

Believe me, I know force fields. It will be the biggest, best force field within 10,000 light years. It will make the force field they have on Tau Ceti E look like it's made out of Legos. And after we build the force field we are sending every ayy that is here illegally back to their homeworld. It's time to make Earth great again.

I spoke to their leader, their head guy the other day, and he said "President Trump, you can't build a force field and we certainly aren't paying for it." You know what I said to him? I said "Draxzlor, the force field just got 10 miles higher."

>/pol/ is cancer
>/pol/ violates board rules daily
>/pol/ actively recruits redditors for their political cause and invites them back to this website
>/pol/ appropriates anime characters for use as political mascots, ruining them
>/pol/ lowers the level of discussion on other boards through osmosis
>/pol/ incites riots, violence and doxing
>/pol/ engages in illegal activity
>/pol/ is a liability to the future of this website and drives advertisers away
>/pol/ needs to be deleted

Why is this cesspool still here? Are we really pandering to imbeciles who don't care about anime or this site's culture but want to use the anonymity to spread their edgy worldview around?

Oooh, "dumb frogposter" how fucking clever! You guys really fit in with the rest of the shitheads don't you! Go ahead, spam your line like the good little /b/tard rejects you are.
I know you only hate Pepe because he's achieved the mainstream success your terribly unfunny stolen bastard memes never will. You WISH any of "your" memes were as big as Pepe, popular enough to be posted on reddit or tumblr or facebook, but you know they never will be because they're unfunny boring trash. So you just pretend you're "better" than all that, like this is your kewl sekrit klub for ironic maymays that no one else understands.
You know deep down you'll never even achieve the 4chan-wide success of Baneposting or ">he does it for free". Nothing from [s4s] will ever be posted on boards outside of this pathetic little "ironic" circlejerk where you try to force your 10-seconds-in-ms-paint shit that a fucking autistic 8 year old wouldn't even find funny, or pretend you invented some equally lame ylilauta memes.
Just admit it, [s4s] is a colossal failure that will never be funny or produce anything of value, and should have been deleted ages ago.

Did you really think that was an intelligent post at all? Do you think that this has contributed or benefited this community in any way shape or form? I get it, this is the internet and you are anonymous, nobody knows who you really are. This isn't an excuse to go buckwild and gung-ho posting shit like this that passes off as 3rd grader toilet humor. I sincerely hope you grow up because if this is the way you act in real life, you won't get very far with such immature behavior. Think of what your mother thinks of you when you type this shit out. It's quite embarrassing to be quite honest. Grow up, this is ridiculous, I'm assuming you're in your early 20's and typing this stuff up, thinking it's humourous in any way shape or form.

>>1267096
good work champ

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Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARA-CHA! Cucaracha,
cucaracha - hoo hoo hoo hoo! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoohoohoohoo!
Nothing could be feener than to be in Carolina In the mwoooornink Nothin could be sweeter than my sweetie when I meet her In the mornink Where the mornink glories tweene around the door Whispering pretty stories I long to hear once more Strolling with my girlie where the dew is pearly early In the mornink Butterflies all flutter up and kiss each little buttercup at dawning If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say Nothing could be feener than to be in Carolina in the moooooornink
Deh bee-beep dah bee-beep dah boop da bay.
Da Big Bad Wolf in a Suit-n-skay.
Heet-zeet xoodle-oot zat ooo zed
He tot oodle up to grandma's bed
Heet-teet tooddle oot zot-n-zeers.
Zot suit zaddle with great big ears
Hoop toop teddle en zooten zid
All the better to hear you with
Hey hey hoo hoo habbo zot.
Says hey hoboo what big eyes you got
Ledder zed wit de little zid
Rett-et-toodle to see you with.
Heet too waddle zoo zet to beeth
Zoo zoo zeddle with great big teeth!
Eat zoot zoddle to tatle tup
Teet toot chaddle to eat you up.
Zorain zorain zorain zorain....."

qym

First you assume that it can be objectively asserted what qualities of a car are considered good.
It is not, a good car serves the need of the owner, which is why we have different types of cars, a father wound't buy a two seated car to use as a family car, would he? No, so from his subjective perspective this isn't the right car, where as when he might have been single the car would appeal to him.

When you say "If an effort was made to discover and structure all the factors that make up the quality of anime (all the criteria)" this makes no sense because there is no way to objectively discover what these qualities would be, much like with athletic performances, the quality is decided only by criteria people subjectively think make it a good performance, such criteria have never and will never be justified in an objective way.

Saying taste is subjective isn't an assumption, it is a logical position with a sound reasoning behind it, saying that are objective is an assumption which can be disproved with little to no effort.

Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called CBS, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

post more

XnJ

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You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. Brad likes me. Leo likes me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Average day of a discordbro /pol/ teen

1. Wake up, check /qa/ for any epic threads from my raidbros to be bumped.
2. Go to school, get reprimanded by biology teacher for scribbling a totally awesome and obviously extremely controversial edit of some dated /jp/ thing to get back at the /pol/bro army's enemy. They'll never see it coming.
3. Fail the test in history class for telling the truth. If only that bluepilled sheep saw the charts I've seen.
4. Get home from school, anxiously check /qa/ to see how my bros are doing in cyber warfare. Someone mentions mlpol and I remember that I'm supposed to post there once in a while.
5. Check my comfy board and suck some mod cock. They'll have to make me a mod soon.
6. Rapidly lose interest, head back to /qa/ with great speed.
7. Spend hours on /qa/ to show how much I hate /qa/. If only they know how much better we /pol/bros were they would stop.
8. Get a random ban. Guess it's back to mlpol.net I go.
9. Find one of the /qa/ threads on mlpol.net and share my awesome Tenshi OC and talk about /qa/ for a few hours. Christ, I hate these people so much.
10. Before going to bed, check /qa/ again even though I'm banned. Heh, if only I wasn't banned I'd show them what the legion is capable of.
11. Go to sleep, dream about destroying /qa/, but this time I'm the leader and everyone listens to what I have to say.
12. Repeat.

kopipe daisuki

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shit thread

lopie dasui

nice thread

wew

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
>STEP 1#
>GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
>step #2
>move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
>STEP 3#
>you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

Did you really think that was an intelligent post at all? Do you think that this has contributed or benefited this community in any way shape or form? I get it, this is the internet and you are anonymous, nobody knows who you really are. This isn't an excuse to go buckwild and gung-ho posting shit like this that passes off as 3rd grader toilet humor. I sincerely hope you grow up because if this is the way you act in real life, you won't get very far with such immature behavior. Think of what your mother thinks of you when you type this shit out. It's quite embarrassing to be quite honest. Grow up, this is ridiculous, I'm assuming you're in your early 20's and typing this stuff up, thinking it's humourous in any way shape or form.

Oooh, "dumb frogposter" how fucking clever! You guys really fit in with the rest of the shitheads don't you! Go ahead, spam your line like the good little /b/tard rejects you are.
I know you only hate Pepe because he's achieved the mainstream success your terribly unfunny stolen bastard memes never will. You WISH any of "your" memes were as big as Pepe, popular enough to be posted on reddit or tumblr or facebook, but you know they never will be because they're unfunny boring trash. So you just pretend you're "better" than all that, like this is your kewl sekrit klub for ironic maymays that no one else understands.
You know deep down you'll never even achieve the 4chan-wide success of Baneposting or ">he does it for free". Nothing from [s4s] will ever be posted on boards outside of this pathetic little "ironic" circlejerk where you try to force your 10-seconds-in-ms-paint shit that a fucking autistic 8 year old wouldn't even find funny, or pretend you invented some equally lame ylilauta memes.
Just admit it, [s4s] is a colossal failure that will never be funny or produce anything of value, and should have been deleted ages ago.

saving it from page 10

With regards from /tv/
A farmer (Hendricks) accidentally brings her own breast milk to peddle at the farmer's market rather than the usual cow's milk that she sells. She is shocked to see that her customers are now raving about her milk, saying it's the best milk in the world. Not wanting to disappoint her legions of new fans, Hendricks begins milking herself constantly in order to keep up with demand. Nobody suspects a thing about the milk that's all the rage. Nobody, but a spunky child reporter (Ariel) who tries to catch the busty farmer in her lie. When the reporter finds out that her brother's hospital bills will increase tenfold, she is forced to join in the breast milk racket. Will they be able to satisfy increasing demand, while keeping their secret safe?

find out this summer in: Udder Insanity.

It's been 2 years since the secret of the farmer's (Christina Hendricks) milk has been revealed to the public. Surprisingly, the revelation of the milks true source has only increased demand for the dairy product. After the farmer's business partner and former child reporter (Ariel Winter) has to move away to care for her sick brother, meeting demand becomes more and more difficult. What's worse is the newfound popularity of the farmer's milk has made way for a competing farmer (Sofia Vergara) to offer a similar product and steal her customers. The busty farmer must hold auditions for a new business partner to reclaim their market. After a rigorous selection and testing process (Including Alexandra Daddario and Dakota Blue Richards), she finally settles on a plucky young businesswoman (Kat Dennings). This new partner has big plans to get a contract with one of the country's biggest grocery chains, by any means necessary. Will our chesty heroes be able to secure the big contract? Will they be able to save their farm from the ever approaching threat of the competition?

Find out in Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream

You should help your child climax and experience the joys and sensation and relief of orgasm. This is very important. You should teach them to help you climax and do the same for them. Explain orgasm to them. Tell them how good it feels to boys and girls to obtain release, that orgasm is a pleasurable feeling in their bodies that they need to understand & experience & that they need to know how to bring it about with a partner. If they already masturbate, show them how to complete it to climax if they have not discovered it yet. If they do not really know how to masturbate, show them how and demonstrate yourself doing it. Tell them it's normal and healthy and they should do it to relieve sexual tension. A child is not stupid-but often ignorant due to lack of information. Inform them! A climax can be scary to a child, it is a powerful experience they may not have had yet. You must guide them & explain that it won't hurt them, & is even good for them!

A Work of an Infinite Amount of Weapons Containing One or More Sharp Edges

The materials that were required for producing this particular bladed weapon comes from the organism that I call myself.
The framework that is my body is produced from an alloy consisting mostly of iron, with a carbon content between 0.02% and 1.7 or 2.04% by weight, depending on grade and
instead of a liquid flowing through my veins, arteries, and capillaries, a rapid oxidation process that creates light, heat, smoke occurs.
I have gone through the process of producing multiple various blades for an amount of times exceeding a thousand.
Not currently acquainted with the concept of the cessation of all bodily functions, however, still having no previous knowledge of these functions themselves.
Have remained stoic to ignore the pain caused by the manufacturing process in order to complete the forging of numerous tools of war.
Yet these two intricate, prehensile, multi-fingered body parts normally located at the end of each arm shall not maintain a firm grasp on any single object.
Therefore, I reverently attempt to communicate with some deity or being greater than my own in order obtain
A Work of an Infinite Amount of Weapons Containing One or More Sharp Edges

muh copi

Haha, my friend you are quite mistaken. Your impressions of the scene are that of the unintelligent and common man. I have analysed the opening scene of TDKR for over 10,000 hours, every nuance of the scene is well documented in my mind and I know, full well, the true meaning of this masterwork of cinema. I will outline it concisely and briefly for you now:

>Bane: "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."

By this Bane means that he was a nobody until he took on the persona of Bane, the reputation that surrounds him is what has made him infamous. The "mask" is not the respiratory device that pumps him full of painkillers, the mask is his image as a dangerous individual known the world over for his exploits. From this we can draw parallels with Bruce Wayne and Batman, the mask is an important theme throughout.

>CIA: If I pull that off will you die?

If I remove the mask, if I expose you as nothing more than a man will it destroy the essence of what you are?

>Bane: "It would be extremely painful."

It would be a traumatic experience to abandon what I am, an existential crisis of sorts that would be difficult to recover from.

>CIA: You're a big guy.

You're an important person, your reputation is large and your deeds are noteworthy.

>Bane: For you.

For you I am an important person, you are an agent of the CIA who has been actively hunting me. Our importance to somebody, our stature, our largeness is defined by the effect we have on them. To the average person Bane is not a "big guy", but to this agent he is large indeed

>/pol/ is cancer
>/pol/ violates board rules daily
>/pol/ actively recruits redditors for their political cause and invites them back to this website
>/pol/ appropriates anime characters for use as political mascots, ruining them
>/pol/ lowers the level of discussion on other boards through osmosis
>/pol/ incites riots, violence and doxing
>/pol/ engages in illegal activity
>/pol/ is a liability to the future of this website and drives advertisers away
>/pol/ needs to be deleted

Why is this cesspool still here? Are we really pandering to imbeciles who don't care about anime or this site's culture but want to use the anonymity to spread their edgy worldview around?

They're not sending their best and brightest, folks. They just aren't. They are probing anuses, they are abducting cattle and I assume some of them are good ayys. We're gonna build a force field to keep the ayys out and the ayys will pay for it.

Believe me, I know force fields. It will be the biggest, best force field within 10,000 light years. It will make the force field they have on Tau Ceti E look like it's made out of Legos. And after we build the force field we are sending every ayy that is here illegally back to their homeworld. It's time to make Earth great again.

I spoke to their leader, their head guy the other day, and he said "President Trump, you can't build a force field and we certainly aren't paying for it." You know what I said to him? I said "Draxzlor, the force field just got 10 miles higher."

hello

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what trolling memes
If people lurked more I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that fucks up the meaning of words and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.
Thinking you "trolled" a person just by making it believe a lie is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of term that is used to describe people who literally try to make you angry just by insulting you or your tastes. in others forums they do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at knowing the meaning of trolling.
The true meaning of trolling means YOU posted something intentionally enraging (Personal opinions don't count) to get somebody incredibly mad and respond seriously to your post. If a person tells you to "Fuck off" or similar things, it doesn't mean he got trolled, it means your trolling attempt was so lame you should just stop trying. Trying to use "U mad" and other similar memes is just a pathetic attempt of covering your hurt ass (Because you are obviously hurt that your troll didn't work and you are trying to save face).
Trolling never meant to be funny, or annoying, or cool, or anything. Only huge nerds with no lives or girlfriends try to get off to people getting mad on the internet. It's like they are admitting their own insecurities and loneliness.
I want to use sarcasm, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm trolling or something.

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This thread is already on the front page, you don't need to bump it with contentless posts.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You're a corporate bureaucrat level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a politician, and you're as far beneath me as mangaka level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your viral marketing? I'm the one who makes it possible with my pork barrel spending and hedge funds. By the time you even call an author I've already secured subsidies for "the arts". And that girl you were fucking? I was fucking over more voters than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new anti-abortion bill you'll never see. You keep counting your silly money. I'll be sitting in my office, assfucking my secretary.

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Shinji...I don't get why he gets all the hate on /a/. FSN is just written to make him out as the bad guy, when really he's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? He raped Sakura and stole Rider to use in the war?

Okay, let's get this straight. He never fucking raped Sakura. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He fucked Sakura.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T FUCK SAKURA? You can't even name one fucking character who hasn't plugged her loose cunt! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Shinji knew this, he's a fucking ladies man. He knows what filthy whores like Sakura want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with him. He supposedly stole Rider and used her in the war for his own greed.

Objection! He was worried about his one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from a brutal war so wrong? When Shirou does the same thing to Saber it's like 'oh he's so manly', but when Shinji does it it's wrong? He just wanted to protect Sakura. He probably was going to use his Holy Grail wish to tighten her cunt back up or cure her syphilis or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Shirou look good. Objectively, Shinji is a far better character than Shirou. At least he has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Shirou, and if he weren't stuck with the weak ass servant Rider and no plothax he probably would have won the war.

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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders

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You're a mangaka level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a corporate bureaucrat, and you're as far beneath me as 2channel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your new volume? I'm the one who makes it popular with my propaganda and viral marketing. By the time you even pick up that pen I've already contracted a better author. And that h-game you made last year after dressing up your lovedoll for inspiration? I was fucking a girl more beautiful than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new serialization contracts you'll never see. You keep writing your silly books. I'll be sitting in my mansion, counting up all the money you've made me.

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Neck yourself polbro

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"No. Not tonight," Charlie cried as he buried his tears in his pillow.

"Oh yes, tonight. Tonight, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and a hundred nights stretching before that ending at the day you came to live with me. Tonight, just like tomorrow." And with that, Willy Wonka removed his pants with a smirk. Usually, Charlie's parents and grandparents had been forced to watch, but Willy had killed them all and used their remains as seasoning for a new type of candy, Scrumdidllyumptious Green Soylet Surprise. Tonight would be Charlie's first night alone.

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"Please, Mr. Wonka, please don't!" Charlie gave out one last sob of beligerrence, but the Candyman tore off the young boy's trousers with no senses of regret. "Let's see, what do we have hear today? Is there a treat for me? I most certainly hope there is," said Mr.Wonka as we delved his thumb and two fingers into Charlie's anus. Forcing them in until they were at the knuckle, Willy moved his hand around, as if he was searching for something. Then, his hand stopped, suddenly.

"EUREKA! I found it!" Removing his fingers, Charlie saw that firmly clutched in Mr. Wonka's hand was an everlasting gobstopper that Wonka had placed in there last night. Taking a lick, Mr. Wonka declared "It tastes just as delicious as the day I made it, although I don't know how I got so much corn on the shell formula." Wonka said the last line with a wink at Charlie, as if he expected him to laugh.

"Oh well, time for business." And with that, Willy Wonka dropped the gobstopper to his side and began to slide his PENIS into Charlie's now-loose asshole. Charlie let out a small tear and he began to grunt with every thrust. He must escape this madness. He must kill Willy Wonka.

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What the fuck happened to the navy seal pasta?

Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARA-CHA! Cucaracha,
cucaracha - hoo hoo hoo hoo! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoohoohoohoo!
Nothing could be feener than to be in Carolina In the mwoooornink Nothin could be sweeter than my sweetie when I meet her In the mornink Where the mornink glories tweene around the door Whispering pretty stories I long to hear once more Strolling with my girlie where the dew is pearly early In the mornink Butterflies all flutter up and kiss each little buttercup at dawning If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say Nothing could be feener than to be in Carolina in the moooooornink
Deh bee-beep dah bee-beep dah boop da bay.
Da Big Bad Wolf in a Suit-n-skay.
Heet-zeet xoodle-oot zat ooo zed
He tot oodle up to grandma's bed
Heet-teet tooddle oot zot-n-zeers.
Zot suit zaddle with great big ears
Hoop toop teddle en zooten zid
All the better to hear you with
Hey hey hoo hoo habbo zot.
Says hey hoboo what big eyes you got
Ledder zed wit de little zid
Rett-et-toodle to see you with.
Heet too waddle zoo zet to beeth
Zoo zoo zeddle with great big teeth!
Eat zoot zoddle to tatle tup
Teet toot chaddle to eat you up.
Zorain zorain zorain zorain....."

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But there were no knives in his home, in his prison. There were no guns or swords or matches, or anything. Everything that was needed was done for you by an oompa-loompa.

"Charlie, in a few minutes I'm going to place this in your mouth. I think you should like it, it's flavored with an exlusive mix of Charlie Bucket chocolate. Thanks for not wiping, baby."

Charlie had given himself poor anal hygeiene in an attempt to scare Wonka away, but Willy ignored it and fucked him all the same, except now with more facials.

Charlie desperatly wanted out of this hell, and by now he was willing to go through any plan he could in order to escape. And that's when he saw it. Next to Wonka's shaking knees was a gobstopper. Charlie moved his hands back as if to play with Willy, but as soon as he was close enough, he grabbed the gobstopper and swallowed it hole. The taste was revolting, but he had grown used to the taste and smell of his own anal production, so it passed into his throat with no problem. And in his throat is where it lodged.

By the time Willy Wonka had figured out Charlie was dead, he had already came in the young child's asshole, wondering why the child did not let loose a barage of tears telling him to pull out.

Placing his PENIS in Charlie's mouth, he noticed the boy's flesh to be unusually cold and his tongue to be unresponsive. Fucking him orally anyway, Willy Wonka knew exactly what to do with his apprentice.

He called out to the worker oompa-loompas and told them to take care of the body as they pleased, to which the oompa loompas chuckled and exchanged mischevious smiles. At once, he signaled for the Chief Loompa. Making motions, Wonka spoke to him.

"Another one has died."

"So, what should I do, sir?"

"Distribute the memory eraser chocolate, again,"

"And then, boss?"

"Tell the world that my factory is opening it's doors to the public after 15 years of life as a hermit. And make sure only boys find the gold this time."

Dasvidaniya Ponys

Exact opposite my dude.

These here are refugees come to enrich your arrogant, Nip-privileged culture.

Why, I just got out of a liberal shill thread where the fucker actually said "Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.".

Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.

sage

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