>dad and my chad brother were president of my country >want

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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:22:43 Post No. 63056674 [Report]

>dad and my chad brother were president of my country
>want to follow in their footsteps and make my mommy proud of me
>run for office this year
>it goes well
>everyone believes I will be the next president
>some fucking chad who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth enters the race and starts to bully me
>the local news start to bully me
>get 3% of the vote at the most recent primary
>not even mommy believes I can win now and it fucking hurts :'(
Guys Its getting really bad and I don't know how much more I can take. The last crowd I spoke to was in a small room and when I finished my speech no one clapped for me, it just keeps getting worse by the day. The only reason I get out of bed everyday is because of my two pet turtles keeping me going.

What do

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:24:38 Post No.63056815
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:24:38 Post No.63056815 [Report]

>>63056674
This was one of those things which was really funny in your mind, but wasn't that funny written down, wasn't it?

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:29:03 Post No.63057155
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:29:03 Post No.63057155 [Report]

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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:29:16 Post No.63057170
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:29:16 Post No.63057170 [Report]

>>63056674

>What do

step away from the guac bowl

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:30:00 Post No.63057221
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:30:00 Post No.63057221 [Report]

>>63056815
i liked it

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:30:52 Post No.63057283
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:30:52 Post No.63057283 [Report]

>>63056815
What's wrong, Straya? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the globe?

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:31:47 Post No.63057371
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:31:47 Post No.63057371 [Report]

Quietly drop out of the race and become a genuinely nice, charitable philanthropist. You've still got family money you can use to help good [white] people.

Consider yourself blessed for having the ability to not only run for office, but still get votes.

Also divorce that hobgoblin of a wife. She creeps me the fuck out.

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:32:22 Post No.63057425
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:32:22 Post No.63057425 [Report]

>>63056674
Mommy and daddy are upset that you had children with a goblin. Failure to continue their Dynasty of the United States is merely the cherry on top.

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:33:52 Post No.63057565
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:33:52 Post No.63057565 [Report]

Gay squirrels

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:36:18 Post No.63057764
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:36:18 Post No.63057764 [Report]

>>63056674
This election season will always hold a special place in my heart. I don't think a grown man has ever been bullied so hard, in front of so many people, with so much at stake as Jeb. Donald Trump has to give him night terrors. I bet backstage Trump always takes Jeb's shoes from him, every night another pair of shoes. He's got secret service guys, what's Yeb gonna do? Sick his hobgoblin wife on them?

Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:39:56 Post No.63058013
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 17:39:56 Post No.63058013 [Report]

>>63056674
hahahahahhaha you had me till the turtles you fucker

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