Why dont the US build a pipeline from California to the Great Lakes

>>61257105
Isn't that Canadas water too?

>>61257152

Lol

>>61257105
Minnesotan here. Fuck right off. I live 30 miles from Lake Superior. We don't need some cancerous pussy state to suck our waters dry. Is this bait? Regardless if this were to ever happen I'd personally get as much tannerite that I could buy and I'd set damage to that pipeline in any way that I could.

How about you don't live in a fucking desert. Get fucked, we don't need assholes using all of our water.

>build cities in the desert
>surprised when there's no water

Fuck the west coast.

>>61257217
This commie faggots can steal it from Wyoming,

>>61257152
Have you ever heard of Manifest Destiny?

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>>61257105
FUCK OFF THATS MY CLEAN WATER THE COMMIES CAN ALL WATCH THEIR WELLS RUN DRY REEEEE

>>61257152
What would they do about it anyways?

>>61257284
LOL these niggaz think they getting our water.

>>61257105
Wouldn't that fuck up the environment? It's not right the water would return to the Great Lakes, right? It would run to California, evaporate, and then rain somewhere else.

>>61257400
Probably but you cucks have done worse for your prosperity. Climate change will fuck everything up anyway

>>61257105

Because we hate the liberal faggots in Commiefornia and we're trying to kill them off as quickly as possible. Providing them with water would be counter productive.

>>61257105
Michigan fag here. Fuck off beach queers, this water is ours.

Israel gets 40% of its fresh water out of the ocean.
Build extra desalination plants

>>61257105

Californians are too irresponsible.

>>61257510
Yea but California is too broke to do this.

>>61257302
We don't even let colorado and utah have our water.

We have a Dam on every river that heads out of state

>>61257105
Because California sucks and they should just depopulate instead of building more.

>>61257302
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>>61257284
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>>61257217
All of this. Fuck California.

>>61257612

Thrn who is going to pay for the pipeline and the water?

>>61257510
Why is Israel so fucking great? Ingenuity or American money? Both?

>>61257105
It doesn't fix the mistake of a population growing uncontrollably and then people migrating to an area that cannot supply them with enough water.

But let's keep addressing symptoms instead of causes.

>>61257105
>>61257400
bong is right here. Lake Michigan itself is already losing water because it takes in so little. The water shed area is so small, I cross the divide to get to work everyday

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>>61257508
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>>61257217
Oh my,, so much hatred for your west coast brehs.

California's drought is actually man-made.

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>>61257784
its because they are scum

>>61257784
>sympathy towards blue states
Yea, no

haha we are the smarter state with tech and art and good liberal schools so we are better than you :^)

can we get some of your water though? please be nice :^)

>>61257510
Topkek..California supplies much of the worlds almonds and other fruits

Fuck off California. You have turf lawns in the desert. In the fucking desert.

They're our lakes and we earned them by dealing with the brutal winters and lake effect snow.

im from michigan. they do filter lake superior. ill find a source and post.

>>61257502
I'm not talking about "climate change". And looks like I wrote "right" instead of "like".

>>61257767
I thought so. Where does the water on the west coast even fall after being evaporated? What happens to water that falls in the desert?

I recall Australia not too long ago had a plan to fill a dried up lake or something with salt water to make it rain inland, but I think it wouldn't work or something.

NO

WE'D RATHER SELL THE GREAT LAKES TO NESTLE SO THEY CAN SELL IT BACK TO US, AND THEN CRUSH DAMS AND WATER PROJECTS IN CALIFORNIA TO COMPLETELY RUIN AGRICULTURE.

>>61257105
>California is said to be the region of America which will be hit hardest by climate change induced droughts
Well maybe you shouldn't put farmlands in a fucking desert

Maybe you really shouldn't put fruits and nuts that demands a lot of water in a fucking desert.

>>61257931
California also supplies much of the dildos in the world.

>>61257931
Muh almonds

>>61257105
NY here. from my cold dead hands

get fucked california

http://www.briancabell.com/lake-superior-water-headed-to-the-southwest/

>>61258049
WE MUST ACTIVATE THE ALMONDS

>>61257832
You mean the water reserves are being depleted because people are using water? Shocking.

Fuck you faggots if you want our water come live here. Have fun dying of thirst you scum. Michigan best state

>>61257917
Jesus this. Californians are such assholes.

Remember when Texas was running out of water a few years ago? Californians were all giggling and talking shit. Then they run out of water and suddenly no one's allowed to make jokes anymore.

They're the god damned definition of self-absorbed assholes.

>>61257105
Fuck them, they need to start building desalinization plants.
I live between Lake Superior and Lake Michigan, and they are lower than years past, once again, fuck them.

>>61258083
Fuck you, cow

>>61257961
>>61257767
Hol up, the Great Lakes has 20 fukn percent of the world fresh water, do you really think ypure going to run out of water? It would hundreds of years to make a dent.

>>61257757
Nobody because it will never happen.

>>61257961
It falls in the rockies I think.

>>61257105

ok, to end this thread.

laws have already been passed for this to never happen.

>>61258171
It would fuck up the ecosystem greatly you stupid fuck. Kill yourself.

>>61258071
>April 1st

....come on now.

>>61258171
stealing water from the great lakes won't make them so great anymore and Americans don't have time to explain why the great lakes are now the meh lakes.

Set Charges on fault
Detonate
California falls into the ocean
Lots of new beach front property.

Better idea would be to sink california into the ocean. I don't think the rest of the world would really care

>>61258171
The lakes are already in decline.

allegan michigan lifer here. my wife wants me to relocate to vegas where her familiy lives. im like my ole man though, we have the biggest fresh water source in murica, and this will one day be fought for, civiliy or othetwise.

>>61257311
lel, you're alright with me ausbro

>>61258171
where do you shitposters get all of your fresh water?

>>61257510
California depends on cheap water for its agri industries to be compettitve, Desalinated water is too expensive not to mention Israel is 7 times smaller than California and its industries dont depend on cheap water.

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>>61258171
Learn from the Soviets, it's better not to mess with your landlocked lakes or seas.

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>an australian is sticking up for cali
>a foreign national
This is the problem with America. Politicians keep dividing the people to work with their agenda. Hell even Carson pointed this out in the debate. No wonder this country is seen as weak abroad. America's strength is in its unity.

>>61258171
Australia allows Abo-posters now? Sorry I won't take people who burn down all their forests to hunt seriously.

>>61258212
Makes sense desu. So basically it would be kind of trapped on the west coast.

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>>61258071
>The state recently had to shut down seven golf courses because of the water shortage. Eight others are threatened.
MUH LEISURE

>>61258171

>It would hundreds of years to make a dent.

That's what Californians say about immigration, regulation, and debt and now they are all fleeing the state because it's a piece of shit. Never trust Californians to do anything right.

>>61258154

This too. We have a summer place on Lake Michigan. The lake is dropping. We're 50ft further from the lake than 10 years ago.

>>61258427
America's strength is in its guns

Wisconsinfag here, fuck off California. Your droughts are so bad your dairy farmers are coming to the real dairy state.

>>61258073
We wuz almond farmers and shit!

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>>61257105
>Build cities in areas that are historically dry.
>Be surprised when they become dry.
>Have no money because you wasted it all on shitty programs for criminals, crazies, and retards.
>Commit massive electoral fraud by trying to let illegals vote and by not deporting them so that your population grows bigger from illegals and you get more electoral votes than places that do follow the law and deport illegals.
>Mock the farmers from the Midwest endlessly as being backwards retards for not having a genderflux studies degree and being on the cutting edge of sexualfluidity.
>Now want everyone to spend millions on solving your problems for you.
How about we just let it fucking die?

>>61257105
If california cares so much for the environment they should build desalination plants on their coast.

Feels good to live where average rainfall is 60in a year.

>>61257105
Fuck California. An absurd amount of their farmland is from long distance irrigation already. Let it return to what it used to be.

>>61258439
Exactly. and the lakes are already in decline, so that won't help

California?

Fuck 'em. Build a pipeline from The Great Salt Lake in Utah, instead.

>>61258171
The Great Lakes don't actually have 20% of the world's fresh water. The op quote specifically refers to SURFACE fresh water. There's a lot more fresh water held in non-surface reserves.

>>61257105
Don't shitpost about stuff like this, you VB drinking dropbear fucker.

>>61258636

i'd like to see you come and get it, joseph

>>61258473
>We're 50ft further from the lake than 10 years ago.
holy shit!

>>61258676
global warming did it

>>61257105
>Its also the fruitbowl of America
Actually that would be Texas, California, and Florida
Cali taking the hit would fuck with our trade profits not our homeland supply

>>61257105
>grow water-intensive crops in the desert
>build orange groves....in the desert
>make a jewed-up city with giant lawns etc....in a desert

>zomg where is our water what's teh big deal?!

Fuck CA.

Only trade-off here is that CA faggots may want to leave their sinking ship and come to the rest of the nation--and to ruin it like they ruined their home.

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2016, still cant turn salt water to fresh water, and we went to the moon and sheeit.

>>61258067
Ehh NYer here too,Cali should build desalination plants, pipe line will cost way too much.
People here keep saying fuck California but that is just bullshit hard. we should be helping every freaking state in OUR country whether its a shit hole like Texas or a gay haven like California.
Where still one country we should be acting like it

>>61258390
I've read that they managed to make it more efficient.
Dont quote me on it tho.

But Cali is hot right? I mean, i know there are installations that can work cheap if you live in the desert. A pyriamid like thing that boils it like a greenhouse.

>>61258526
Hol up
U sayin
*smacks lips*
That wez had
*shuffles feet*
That wez cud sell
*graps dick*
Sells and buys and shit
*steals bike*
That we wuz
*activates almonds*
That we wuz almens fahmers n shit?

>>61257105
Let the commiefucks wither and die. We're not building a fucking pipeline longer than the transcontinental railroad just for one state.

Serves them right for being infedelic heathen scum.

>>61258793
They already are! So many californians are moving to Texas.

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come on yellowstone, kill this cancer called the west.

Australia is like 99% parched desert, no wonder they aren't aware of what it's like to have this much fucking fresh water nearby.

>>61259014
>implying the Jews aren't the ones activating yellow stone
>implying they won't fly out before hand
>implying the west will ever die

>>61257105

But if California runs dry how are we going to sell excess produce off to mexico at a loss?

>>61258997

This.

Bring the economy to the fresh water, coastfags. Leave the progressives behind with the saline.

Or, we'll give you the water. Take all the urban leftys from Chicago detroit twin cities. Fair trade.

>>61258890

That's exactly what this is about, though. If they care about the environment so much why do they want to buid a massive pipeline across the entire country? The answer is that they only care about their local environment and think the rest of the country is nothing. Come back with your 'WE ARE ALL AMERICANS' line after Californians start acting like it.

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>>61259297
Kill the abos and stop the boats, Brucie.

Kill them all.

We can still grow tomatos, melons, and peaches just fine in the midwest. New Mexico and Texass grow almonds, and Alaska grows lettuce.

Fuck the Imperial valley. Fuck your golf courses in the desert.

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>>61257263
Yeah, just change up the crops, rip up the concrete and till Detroit along with any urban area that fails because some of the best soil on the continent is right around the lakes. It's nice to dream, the clever monkey fucked up and we will just have to live with it.

>>61258892
If taking the salt out of salt water was easy everyone would be doing it. It's actually a failure in a simple energy equation, takes way more inputs than what you get out but Israel is a heavily subsidized state.

>>61259141
America has a cubic kilometre of fresh water for every 104203 people

Australia has a cubic kilometre of fresh water for every 48780 people

>>61257105
California shouldn't be given access to the water of other states

California should just fall into the ocean for being a den of sin

Its a desert you aren't supposed to have a massive city in those conditions

Florida here. Fucking Californians wish they where as relevant us Floridian and Texans. We are the kings of all thing agriculture and you leaving does nothing but let us grow even stronger.

>>61258892
Topkek. If Israel figured out a way to make cheap Desalinated water that could compete with surface water, theyd be Jewing it and selling their techs to every oil rich and water starved Arab country for a premium. They could pretty much control the middle east since everyone in that shithole has severe water security problems

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>>61257105
I see it happening. Our oil dollar is shit, gas prices are slowly declining and that will mean less tax revenue for the gooberment to pay off its debt interest.

Canada is biggest natural resource cuck for the global market. We undersell ourselves by a wide margin since we're competing against 3rd world shitholes selling the same resources for a fraction less.

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>>61259163
until cali falls into the sea. kek, its gonna happen one day.

>>61257105
Lake Erie and Ontario are heavily polluted, I wouldn't even swim in them. Michigan is likely polluted too.

Either way, it just wouldn't be energy efficient or cost effective to transport water through pipelines from the Great Lakes. They would freeze in the winter and it would require hundreds of pumping stations.

>>61259643
Floridafag here
True, but fuck Florida

Just drink the salt water and die, it would do the word a lot of good for some Californian people to die.

How about both you and California stay the fuck away from our Great Lakes?

I swear to God I will shit in your drinking water if you even try to siphon water from the Great Lakes and give it to the faggot ass Californians. All Californians need to die of cancer.

>>61257152
>>61257217

I agree

>>61259602
good thing i live less than a hundred miles from the great lakes lol

and let's not forget all the smaller lakes that we have, it's an embarrassment of riches desu

Fuck that commiefornia isn't getting drop one of our water.

Just a daily reminder - Nestle was given rights to pump the water and sell it to China.


And they pay a grand total of ZERO for it.

Califag here, despite my political views I am really invilved in the actuvities that go on here.

You have no idea how bad it is guys…

No one fucking assimilates, I know people who are openly against the USA and THEY FUCKING LIVE HERE…. Please nuke us, there is literally no hope for us… all the fun stuff we do is just a distraction drop the bomb please

>>61259908
We even widened the Panama Canal so China could fit its boats through and take the water we gave away to them.

>>61259774
Hey man it could be worse. We could be a irrelevant flyover state who pays state income tax.

>>61259908
I'd rather China get it than California, but yes, Nestle is a pile of shit and that's why I don't purchase any of their products.

>>61257217
Also from Minnesota and I'd be happy to subscribe to your magazine

>>61257152
Well Lake Michigan isn't.

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>>61257105
Not happening. Leave the lakes how they are. This is why I think Canada should go nuclear again.

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>>61257105
I piss and wakeboard in santa clara's water. Then go back to my yacht and desalinate my own water. Suck a dick poorfags.

>>61259961
Youre right, you're right. At least we got the parks, oranges, and beaches

>>61257105
Every agricultural strength California can claim was put there for profit reasons and can be more than reproduced elsewhere if necessary.

>>61259982
All of the Great Lakes are in our territory, so it's not like they're entirely Canada's. They're as much ours as they are theirs.

Also, Canadians are a bunch of dumbasses that are selling water to Nestle for like $1 per million liters or something close to that.

>Letting shitskins steal our water
FUCK
OFF

Western New York, Buffalo reporting from Lake Eerie, no one around the lake will ever advocate for their water to be drained to unsustainable California. Until they learn how to better manage their water or invent a better way to create fresh water, they will either have to move out to other parts of the states or get thirsty.

>>61257217
This. Stealing the great lakes would be cause to boot them from the union.

>>61260216
virtually free
our side of the falls is better

>>61258509
This. California's water problem is everyone's problem. If they run out, those fuckers will just move. It's already happening where I live, more and more Californians every day. It's like watching The Grapes of Wrath in reverse.

California is a containment state, we need to keep them there.

Commiefornia can go hug trees for water

Can't do that anon. Look up the Great Lakes Pact. Here I will help you.

http://dnr.wi.gov/topic/greatlakes/compact.html

>The agreements also ban Great Lakes water from being "diverted," or piped out of the basin with a few limited and strictly regulated exceptions.

>>61260216
Canada even tried to give water to Michigan after the politicians there shut down the use of it by the local residents in order to put them more firmly into slavery and save it for giving away for foreign powers.

World War 3 is being fought over water.

>>61257510
Those use an ungodly amount of energy.

>>61260388

Build a wall around it

A large portion will start drinking sea-water and then the problem will be easier to deal with

>>61257784
I like the west coast

>>61259540
>Californians wish they where as relevant us Floridian and Texans. We are the kings of all thing agriculture and you leaving does nothing but let us grow even stronger.

>buying Detroit and turning it into apple land

one can dream

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>California in a drought
>Pretty much the entire of central Australia has been raining for months

Kek

Would be interesting to see satellites photos of how much of Australia has turned green at the moment. Picture taken from a cattle ranch yesterday, and what that area looks like normally on google earth

>>61258390
>California depends on cheap water for its agri industries to be compettitve
Well they really fucked themselves over then, didn't they?

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>>61260388
That was always a fear in BC, that they will start to migrate north. Better calis fill up the valleys before pooinloo or slant eye do I suppose. I think there was talk of a north to south pipeline but let's get real, if they can drain entire rivers wtf is the point.

California is about to get over 12 inches of rain over the next week. They are already starting to get out of their drought

>>61257931
I predict that California will no longer lead the nation in dairy.

>>61258928
I NEED THOSE CHALKY TEXTURE ALMONDS COVERED IN CHOCOLATE, I DONT CARE HOW MANY LAKE YOU DRAIN TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!

>>61260567
You should be cutting out the sod and selling it before the abos do that. In fact. Hire some abos to do all the work

>>61259917
why did you click on detroit?

Because Californians use hundreds of gallons of water per day per person. The logic of pipelines is based on the consumption of oil which is closer to gallons per week. To build a pipeline that would get enough water to CA it would have to be hundreds of meters in diameter which is pretty fucking expensive and logistically difficult.

>>61257105

Michigander here, California can go fuck itself. Maybe if they were to have a sustainable population then they wouldn't be in this mess

>>61258712
I thought it had something to do with plate tectonics. The lakes didn't really exist 10,000 years ago.

>>61257105
Why go such through such effort to help such a fucked state? They are already sucking us dry in every other way.

This will affect southern states too not just the cuck states by the lakes.

But I want the commies to die...

>>61257105
The water wouldn't be cheap. Chicago charges the suburbs close to five times what it charges city residents AND it makes them do all of the maintenance work.

>>61260762
They can drink all the water they want on their swim to china or europe if they want marxism.

They can solve their water problems by expelling the massive number of illegal mexican invaders. But that would mean the end of Democratic control of the state, so don't hold your breath.

>>61260773
It would be "free" (TM) or highly subsidized. We cannot afford to ever let such an idea get off the ground.

>>61260567
That's really quite beautiful. It's like when the Atacama receives rain.

>>61260733
The further you get into it, the more you see that it's all people trying to scam each-other on their way to the top.

I have neighbors that grow appricots, apples, cherries, instead of growing some nice cacti. If you guys send that water here we will make lake superior into lake inferior in a matter of months. No one here will listen to does watering rules. Idc how much water you give California, it will not be enough.

>>61260932
B-b-but democrats told me only bad things are happening with the environment because evil republicans

It would be room temperature around the globe forever and no animal would ever go extinct if it wasn't for faux news and oil companies

>>61260773

But it's really much higher quality water than is available by wells in the rest of The Region.

>>61257510
"Israel steals 60% of its water from neighbouring arab countries" would be just as accurate.

>drain off the Great Lakes for California and Las Vegas
>giant tectonic counterweight disappears
>great caldera of Grand Canyon next to it erupts
>new ice age
>most of the planet becomes uninhabitable

[irony]Great plan![/irony]

>>61261108
Except for supplying California with water, I don't see anything bad about that plan

>>61257105
Fuck California, it's our water.

Nobody wants your almonds and artichokes.

>>61260606
The reservoirs won't refill. They're constructed to refill over long periods of time, and remain full. It could rain for the next two weeks and it won't mean dick. California will just use up the water before it can be replaced. That's why this drought is so bad, not because "lol no rain", but because it's not raining over time.

>>61257105
Commiefornia here. We would drain the Lakes. Like I said above, California depends on regular rainfall. Dropping a ton of water will just postpone the problem, cost millions and give people a false sense of security. Just let us fucking die so the pissant liberals move elsewhere.

>>61257217

This, fuck off CAfags. Long enough have we heard you laugh at us in the "Flyover States" like we're some kind of un-enlightened retards who don't want to live in the vibrant and progressive utopia of California and you just couldn't understand why we choose to live here.

Well, now you know. We have water, you know... what makes up 2/3rd of your body and what you can't go 3 days without before dying. Not only the great lakes but 10,000 natural, glacial lakes. I could walk 2 blocks and go to a lake right now. Fuck you, California, you don't get a single drop. Do what the rest of the world does and start building desalination plants, it's our water, cunts.

No thanks, El Nino has us covered.
http://www.mercurynews.com/drought/ci_29386958/el-nino-not-fizzling-more-storms-barreling-toward

We're getting flash flood warnings in many parts of California this weekend.

>>61257612
The current Debt to GDP ratio in California is under 18%.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/state-debt-clocks/state-of-california-debt-clock.html

We're actually pretty flush with money right now.
Not enough to spend it on some boondoggle pipeline, but we really don't need your advice or help right now.

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>>61258049

>>61261378
I don't think you realize how much rain you'll need to replace all that lost water.

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Time to build the wall brothers.

>>61261258
Well, I just heard that 65 million years ago when your caldera last erupted, 95% of all life on this planet ceased to exist.

Why waste such a precious resource on a bunch of commies living in a desert.

>>61261597
>not extending it to Redding

Nigger plz.

>>61257105
>more resources to that shithole state

no

>>61261378
Leave the state, faggot! It will NEVER rain enough! People like are why everyone wishes death on the best state in the fucking union. Read a fucking book.

>>61261633
That wasn't 65 million years ago you dumbass, yellowstone blows approx. once every 200k years.

KT line was cause by a meteorite that impacted near yucatan.

>>61261553
there are still months left with this current el nino affecting rain/snow in california. obviously a week of rain isn't going to end the drought, but when this wet season is over the drought could be gone.

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>>61257105
Michigander here.You can fuck right off.The lakes are the Midwest's.

>>61257507

California is a huge state. There are many decent folks trapped here for work/family.
It's like new York state being represented by nyc

>>61258130
Yep, I'm actually from NH but no one likes CA.

>>61258049
>>61258073

We produce the lion's share of produce in this country.
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/explainer/2013/07/california_grows_all_of_our_fruits_and_vegetables_what_would_we_eat_without.html

Artichokes, Brocoli, Garlic, Cauliflower, Canteloupe Melons, Spinach, Tomatoes, Carrots, Celery, Lettuce, Bell Peppers, Almonds Apricots, Avocados, Strawberries, Dates, Figs, Grapes, Kiwis, Lemons, Nectarines, Peaches, Pistacios, Plums, and Walnuts.

We produce 75% (often more, up to 93%) of those crops in America. Nobody else grows much of them here.

Oh, and we also produce like 85% of the country's milk and dairy products.

So, while you won't starve without us, you will have to live on a staple of grains, corn, and meat and no fruits or vegetables or nuts until you hash out a deal with South America for export.

>>61262121
>still apples, grains and meat to make apple pie and bacon
>commiefornians dead
>republican presidents only

Where exactly is the problem here?

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>>61261798
>michigan
>midwest
I know you're not wrong, but whoever decided that Michigan was part of the midwest is a fucking retard. Even our timezone is EST.

>>61258071
>>61258248
>>61258463
>http://www.briancabell.com/lake-superior-water-headed-to-the-southwest/
>The greatest beneficiaries, though, will be the drought-plagued state of Arizona.

See, you keep blaming california for Arizona's shit.

>>61262121

We used to grow all of that in the midwest. Knox county melons, georgia peaches, michigan apples, wisconsin cherries, indiana tomatos. We can plant them again. It just means meat prices will go up a little and we quit adding corn squeezins to gasoline. Win-win.

>>61262121
I know. I've seen first hand the kind of land you have, and how many crop trucks you have going down the road. It makes the circle-farms you see out of the airplane window look like a joke.

But you have to be smart about it. Half the shit in my grocery store is grown overseas. If you have a water problem then you'd better get to work on fixing it. Otherwise, California is the next dust bowl, and, yes, that's a reference to the Great Depression and being labeled "Oakies."

>>61259602
Maybe build a pipeline from Australia to Cali?

>>61257105
>California is said to be the region of America which will be hit hardest by climate change induced droughts.
Except the droughts they have been experiencing have been a natural decadel oscillation and nothing to do with climate change. This has been well established.

Furthermore it has also been said that climate change might make california wetter. There is no evidence that it will swing one way or another.

>>61262259
>still apples, grains and meat to make apple pie and bacon
>commiefornians dead
>republican presidents only

How you gonna make that pie with no butter?

>>61257758

ashkenazi jews are the master race

we made them that way by periodically killing the non-elite ones for centuries

>>61262670
Where do the Ashkenazim come from anyway? Let's fund tremendous, extensive DNA research studies to find out!

Nope! You're all wrong! We never lie and "the studies" say we're right!

>>61262661
Probably with some hfc derivate.

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>>61257105
commiefornia running out of water. is for the best.


sucks that food prices will go up, but I don't give fucks we burgers can afford to lose 50lbs.

>>61262284
Made it to here before I realized it was a gag article
>Assistant State Hydrologist Flo Freeley says water officials will be watching the levels closely

>>61262313
Most of your farmers don't remember a time when they grew those, or how to maximize yields.

They're geared for corn and grain production, they'd have to spend millions on re-structuring their farms and wait years for the trees to mature and start producing.

It would work itself out eventually, but it would be 5 years or more before California's crops would be available for a sane price again, and they'd be seasonal instead of year-round.

Also, most of California's crops are in NORTHERN California. Not the desert.

>>61262951

Uh.. Mexican and South American imports?

>>61262951
Even the seasonal sales on crops are weakening.

This plane is in a tail-spin.

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>>61262951
I can deal with having Florida man replace you guys.

>>61257105
Fuck off. Let all life wither and die in Commiefornia.

>>61257152
canada has like a billion lakes

>>61262661
We Texans and Floridians will do it.
What does it matter. I live on a diet consisting of chicken, imported rice and bell peppers. So fuck off commifornia.

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>>61257105
Sure, if california pays and gives up all voting rights.
They're getting exactly what they deserve.

>>61262661
You use lard for pie crusts.

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>>61257105
Don't worry guys, I'm helping.

>>61262661
Wisconsin and Texas.

You know, areas known for their cows?

>>61262001

You need to put your house in order because all of the marxist, anti-American, anti-Constitution, anti-European, anti-white propaganda is coming out of the southern half of your state and we'll see the whole state burned to the ground to stop it if we have to.

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>tfw people hate my state solely because of San Fransisco
>tfw the rest of the state is basically exactly the same as every other state(except it's 100x for beautiful)

>>61260873

Couldn't be "free." They'd need water rights, and those are all locked up by municipalities that would charge the West out the asshole. Theres no way you could get the prices down far enough for irrigation. Besides, theres always the water level problem.

>>61265970
Other than gun rights can you give me an example of any of those happening in California.

>>61262283
Are you stupid? The midwest is a term that has been used for hundreds of years. Its what settlers called the Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, etc area because it wasn't the east coast and it wasnt all the way west.

>>61266154

It's the same reason we hate Sweden even though they're 98% white. The fact that you let that pathetic minority run the show is pathetic. If it's true that San Francisco Values are in the minority, that makes you worse, not better.

>>61257217
Republican Californian here, this will never happen because it would bring the water rates up to the highest they have ever been.

The leftist attitude over here is because we had a drought and now have rain from El Nino that we still have to pay an increased rate for water and reduce consumption anyway.

>>61257105
YOU TOUCH THE GREAT LAKES AND I'LL DECAPITATE YOU MYSELF AND SHIT IN YOUR COFFIN

>>61267012
shoo shoo you're the jew

>>61267076
The great lakes belong to Michigan and Michigan only. Implying we are obligated to share with filthy califucks despite not owing a cent to those faggots is more Jew than wanting to hold on to your own property.

>>61257105
Michigander here.

FUCK OFF YOU WILL NEVER GET OUR FUCKING WATER

YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT CALIFAILIA, THAT IS WHY IT IS DRY

YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY OUR WATER FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS

>>61257217

10/10 would militia with.

I would gladly send some water to idaho or montana or so.ething, but California can fuck right off. Im not giving away my countries natural resources so some hollyqood jews can have a green lawn in a dessert and sustain a bloated population of illegal migrants and niggers.

>>61257105
Not economically feasible in the slightest

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>>61257105
1st its about 2000 miles or 3218.688 commie units
2nd mountains, lots of them

>>61257105
How about california go fuck themselves, how about that?

>i'm gonna build a 2000 mile pipe instead of desalting the pacific
>even though desalination is expensive this pipe sure isnt


You fags aren't getting one drop.

>>61257105

our fucking water stays in our fucking watershed. Californians need to move to great lakes.

>>61259887
>tfw live a mile from the great lakes

californians only wish they had this

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>>61257105
Mchigan here: Don't you touch a drop of our water you commie bastards. You chose to live in a desert shit hole with frequent earthquakes and wild fires and now you want to take our water because you thought it would be a good idea to grow rice and almonds in the middle of the fucking desert. I hope everyone in California burns.

>>61262661
I dunno, the massive as fuck dairy farm 15 miles away from me?

>>61266154
I don't hate california just because of SF

I hate it for LA also, and the fact illegals are the majority there

>>61257105
Yeah let the great lakes look like lake mead. It's our water. And we get our water from reservoirs and springs up north.

>>61259950
You can only save yourself brother. Take up arms. Be the martyr. Lead by example. Stop taking it in the ass like the faggot you are

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>>61257105
>millions of retards choose to live in a desert
>fuggg theres no water here in the desert
>gib water plz
California is the Greece of America

I promise you will find people in Michigan, Minnesota, Wisconsin that will personally bomb the pipelines to destroy them.


California represents everything that is wrong with society and people in the Midwest are based enough to never ever allow our water to support a bunch of beaners and faggots and liberals that empower them.

>>61258892
>But Cali is hot right?

some parts are during the summer
LA area will be in the high 80s and 90s all summer
Sacramento, which is inland, is in the 90s and usually has a week straight of 100 degree days
some parts of south east California are legit deserts
the norther coast around Santa Cruz, San Francisco are pretty much never hot, i live near Sacramento and have driven down to SF on one of those 100 degree days and needed a sweatshirt in SF because after less than 90min of driving it was not only about 75 degrees
someone once said
>The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

TL;DR the hottest parts of California aren't on the coast

>>61260681
hundreds of gallons per person per day? what the fuck are they doing?!

>>61257105
sure here you go california drink deeply of our PCB contaminated waters. may the cancer kill you slowly.

Because the drought is engineered and they want to depopulate the west coast.

>>61258890
I believe in distributing hate equally so fuck New York too. The only thing good about your state is also the worst part of your state. Without NYC you're as relevant as the Dakotas

>>61270498
Oh boo hoo you don't' have any water

Cry me a river.

I'm getting the feeling that California isn't the most well-liked state in the union.

>>61257105
California's water consumption is fucking retarded.

Other states shouldn't suffer because of poor governance.

>>61259908


actually it's $2.75 per MILLION LITRES

>>61257105
Illinois here. Get fucked west coast no to piping out our water to some liberal shithole.

>>61270777
It's only /pol/

if you ask anyone in real life, they'd tell you its new jersey and mississipi

>>61262283
Always thought it was the mississippi river that divided east from the west.

>>61271385
Yeah just keep there in your own liberal shit hole.

>>61259602
That's because nobody lives in Fucktardia.

>>61268942
>illegals are a majority there
Your a genuine retard and LA is no diffrent from any other big city.

>>61272768
>big cities
>good
>ever

The majority are crime ridden shitholes, and youre right, LA is no different

>>61257105
>giving mexicans our water
We already have the the best two states in the country (CA/TX) now we are supposed to give Mexicans everthing we have of value?

>>61260380
Your side is shit. Highly overrated.

>>61260542
You're a faggot.

>>61257105
i hope cali never fucks up
as someone who moved from jersey to colorado when weed was legalized, i couldnt stand seeing those types of
people filter to my state

>>61273562
>i hope cali never fucks up
Too late for that

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>People telling California to fuck off while blissfully ignorant to how much produce and protein they produce

1st for milk, 2nd for beef, 1st for strawberries (80% of all strawberries in the US), 1st for Almonds (100% of commercial Almonds in the US, one of its top exports and 80% of the world supply), 2nd for Lettuce, 1st for Tomatoes (tied with Florida), and 3rd for Hay (enjoy billions of dollars in livestock suddenly going hungry if California doesn't have water). California is ranked as the top agriculture state in the US.

You never even had a choice, your water will be ours if it comes to it. The only states that will be safe are Iowa, Texas and Nebraska.

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>>61259887
>>61268481
>tfw I live right on Lake Erie

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>>61257105
You ain't touching muh lakes, Commiefornia.

Fuck California. They made there bed now let them lay in it. They have known for years that in dozens of aspects the west cost is a region dependent on the Rockies for fresh water.

Let them burn.

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>>61274750
>Implying Trudeau won't hand them over on your behalf

>>61257217
Michigan bro here.

I'd fuck your pipe up.

California has always had a water problem. The people that moved there were aware. It's not my fault they chose to live in the desert.

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>>61274211
>california telling others to gib water when they have plenty

the delta, near stockton. can't touch it because of some retarded fish. no you will not be strawing the great lakes until you fix your laws

>>61274211
>You never even had a choice, your water will be ours if it comes to it.

>he really thinks this

>implying we need the peasants' water supply
>implying climate change exists
>implying that desalination plants aren't a thing

get fucked

GUYS STOP SAYING THAT CALIFORNIA IS A DESERT. JUST BECAUSE WE ARE MORE PRONE TO DROUGHT AND ATE GROWING CROPS IN INCONSISTENT REGIONS THAT DIDN'T MAN WE'RE A FUCKING DESERT.

JUST STOP HOGGING ALL THE FUCKING WATER. FUCK.

>>61258171
>this logic
that level of retardation is behind pretty much every environmental problem we've ever faced, from extinction to climate change
>Thing X is really large/numerous, so humans can't possibly have any noticeable effect on it

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>>61274211
Nigga my family grows their own hay for their livestock.
If anything this would cause them to grow more of it and actually use the other fields.

There are plenty of fields that lie fallow so that nutrients can replenish. If anything this would force farmers in Mich to more aggressively rotate their crops to do the same thing.

>>61260613
Kek
>nut boom

>>61262283
36 years of living in Michigan: we are Midwest.
It's well known to everyone that's not a dip.

>>61270498
>Assblasted retard in a flyover state

Kek.

>>61271535
*New Jersey and Arizona

>>61272768
You must never have visited any other big city, because LA is the worst planned, sprawling shithole in America, even worse than Las Vegas. There's a layer of smog you can cut with a knife, you won't find that anywhere else in America. Your city's a shithole.

>>61273322
Best two states? One's populated by Hollywood kikes and the other is populated by stiers and queers who execute children for entertainment.

>>61257217
This. They fuck up their own state and then migrate to/leech off of other states.

BUILD WALL AROUND CALI

(and Illinois too)

>>61257105
Californian here. We dont have water because our State Government is historically terrible at water preservation.

if they actually built that pipeline I would start poisoning the water to kill the pieces of human shit who actually live in the commisars republick of caelifovrnia

>>61276701
triggered

>>61257152
haha

>>61257105
Get your fucking greedy mitts away from the lake.

>>61268942
Are you retarded ?
I don't know where this meme came from

>>61279875
whites are a minority in california, that doesn't exactly scream a good state you know

>>61280116
No there not just live in o.c it's all white people no blacks

>>61280411
or i could just never go to that thirsty shithole you call california

>>61257105
For the amount of money it would take to build a pipeline stretching across the entire country, they could probably just build a desalination plant on the coast of California instead to turn the salt water into fresh water.

>>61257105
>>61257217
Dont worry. Fellow minnesotan here. There are already laws on the books that prevent the great lakes from being drained. At least superior. Both mn and wi approved it... I assume Michigan too

>>61257105
fuck off australia
michiganfag here, those lakes are ours. and a little bit is for ohio, illinois, wisconsin, and (begrudgingly) ohio. but thats it. fuck california, fuck everyone else. come take it if you can.
>tfw you have a shit ton of water for when shit hits the fan
>tfw fishin
>tfw boatin
>tfw swimmin
>all without fear of massive predators waiting to fuck your shit up
feelsgoodman
although, our governor a shit. he should be impeached and imprisoned.

>>61283950
forgot minnesota on my list of approved great lake users

>>61283950

And in time of extreme need .... you can just drink it. As-is. Imagine that.

Feels good man.

>>61258171
>do you really think ypure going to run out of water?

Unlikely, but considering we talk about California, they'll try really hard

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>>61257105
>I remember in the 1990s when California wanted a pipeline from the Snake River.
>Would have deprived Montana, Oregon, Idaho, and Washington of much water.
>Californians couldn't control their water use back then
Oh look California never learned their lesson. Well on behalf of the West, Fuck off and Die.

>>61264512
heartily keked

>>61257217
Ayo ayo, I live in Duluth. If any of these fuckboys come for my god given water I will go apeshit.

>>61257105
we have fresh water

its just being dumped to save some fishes and the rest has been poisoned.

>>61274211
>implying Americans eat anything other than soy and corn
I think we'll be alright.

tell the retards to build desalination plants instead of funding niggers and homeless hippies

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>>61257105
>Water pipeline
>Thousands of miles
>Have to pump the water at any point the pipe needs to go above the surface of the Great Lakes
>Would require thousands of large pipes to even make a noticable dent in Californias drought problems

Do you have enough nuclear power plants to power the pumps required to get all of that water to California?

I think Desalination would require less energy.

> the 5th generation Californian

There's just a shitload of us here, most of CA isn't what you see in LA/SF

>>61257152
Those fucking commies can try and stop us. Better dead than a red fucking leaf.

>>61257105
Wisconsin here. Good luck taking my water Cali. I hope you slide into the ocean.

>>61286851
Hell yeah, we got that water on lockdown, and we always will