TRUMP SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT RALLY

He thanks /pol/ for all the love and support and announces us as his official Super PAC.

>>61220286
He already has. Didn't you hear him in the debate saying that he loves /pol/'s

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>>61220203
announcing his running mate, well-known Republican and entrepreneur Jimmy Wales

Announcing he's dropping out of the race, hopefully.

>>61221421
He'll announce that Cruz is dropping out.

>>61220203
He will announce he's dropping out of GOP and running as an independent.

>>61221317
How real is this?

>>61220203
He made anime real and everyone's getting their waifu

>>61221421
Go to bed, Trudeau.

He's going to start taking money from donors

>>61220203
He secretly has a twin brother and they take turns doing rallies, that's why it seems like he has high energy and never sleeps. It's gonna be a Trump/Trump 2016.

>>61222809
That would be perfect

>>61222809
Would let them spitroast me

>>61220203
He's going to announce he's buying Mexico outright, and doubling everyone's rent if they stay, in order to pay for his WALL.

He has proof Ted Cruz's mother registered as a Canadian voter, thus disqualifying him from running.

>>61223685
This

Announces he is the anti-christ and is actually Assyrian and went through a shit load of plastic surgery to hide it.

>>61223701
"They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."

>>61223685

>registered as a Canadian voter,

Can have dual citizenship so what

Hyped as fuck! I'm seeing him later that day at ISU!

>>61224109
If dual citizenship means you can effectively be able to vote in two separate countries, then immediately kick out all US dual citizens and tell them to fuck off

>>61224242

Well it's legal now so

Write your representatives

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>Please Note -- This announcement will be held outside. Please dress accordingly.

Is this nigger serious?

>>61224548
Trump confirmed for summoning winter-chan.

>Speculation starts running wild
>Media outlets losing their minds wondering what this is all about
>Millions tune in to see what's happening
>Trump comes out on stage
>"I have finally decided to announce my Vice President"
>Social media goes wild "WHO COULD IT BE?!"
>News channels on high alert
>Long pause from Trump has everyone on the edge of their seat
>Trump leans into the microphone to announce it
>G L A S S B R E A K S
>I T ' S S T O N E C O L D
>I T ' S S T O N E C O L D
>I T ' S S T O N E C O L D
>THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE
>Everyone goes wild
>Trump wins 99.9% of the votes
>4chan later discovers Vince McMahon and Jeb Bush were the only ones to not vote for them
Trump/Stone Cold 2016

Wait what's the announcement, srsly?

The creation of the blackshirts

>>61220203
Announce Raphael Cruz=ambassador to SyrupNiggers

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I personally think he will announce Katrina Pierson as his running mate

Think about it, shes his national spokeswoman now, testing the waters, if she becomes VP Hillary loses huge on the woman advantage and also the minority advantage because Pierson if has black heritage

>>61224548

>Celsius

we use real degrees in america. your canadian temperature and your canadian dollar are both worthless

>>61220661
WHERE

Screencap this
Trump's dropping out and giving Jeb his vote of confidence.

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He announces Rand Paul as VP and secures the presidency. After 8 years Paul takes over and Trump takes VP. Here is to 16 years of pure American freedom.

>>61227018
unless he meant polls

>>61224109
Dual citizenship should be banned desu

>pulls bloody corpse of Merkel onstage

"WE GOT HER!"

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>>61226791
Hurr you're forgetting the fact that most women are democrat and probably vote along party lines. People are not going to change their party just because muh genders

Governor of Iowa is endorsing him.

>>61227249
U wish fgt

>>61226791
wow she's qt af too. that'll win some votes. hope she's smarter than palin. could make or break him.

trump is ebola-chan.

>>61227504
my cat is smarter than Palin
my cat died two years ago.

He's buying America

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General James "The Chaotic Warrior Monk of Fallujah" Mattis is named the God Emperor's Legate

>>61227433
some will. they'll support trump but not change parties because they still think he's 'sexist'

then this will tip them over the edge. might only be 5% of them but every vote counts

Trump will pick Ann Coulter as his running mate.

Landslide fucking victory!

>>61227620

Fuck off Australia. That's not how it works.

>>61225503

Bah gawd!

>>61227788
Then how does it work?

Honestly the Australian system is different. You don't have to per-register with a party and there's no primaries

Maybe I'm thinking about it like it's happening in Australia too much

That he is going to run indapendent

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>>61227249
If trump were actually libertarian and wanted to play a joke he should make Rand chairman of the fed with a pardon and free reign to do what he wants with it. I bet within a minute the floor would be coated in blood .

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>>61228046
Can he even do that? Didn't he already sign the republican pledge

NEW POLICY TIME


What do you think it's going to be about?

>>61228392

he's going to reveal who his waifu is

>>61226791
There's not a chance in the world he'd pick her. There's a million reasons why, but the most obvious is that it would make him look unserious, which is already a perception he's fighting.

He will pick a serious VP. It doesn't have to be a politician necessarily, but it has to be a serious, known, and widely respected figure. His VP choice will be a chance to lend his campaign a certain dignity and a certain credibility he'll need for the general.

Besides, it's against RNC rules to announce a VP prior to the nomination. He can't do it.

>>61224548
>C
get fucked nigger

He's going to release his higher education policy that prohibits the federal government from making a profit off of student loans.

He'll cut Bernie off at the knees in one swipe.

He's going to make another big policy announcement like the Muslim one to shake things up and own the political airwaves for the next few weeks leading up to Iowa. His poll numbers will skyrocket, he'll win the first primary and use it as ammunition to get others to drop, starting with Rand/Carson/Cruz

>>61229135
Yeah true, but who do you think it will be? I can't imagine him picking Cruz/Any other Republican establishment figure

>>61229494
Too good to be true.

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He'll bring up definitive proof Bill is a rapist.

Bill probably showed him a video when they were buddies and drunk (but Trump wasn't drunk he was drinking Ice Tea, not Scotch). Trump swiped the video when Bill was passed out and has been saving it ever since.

Endorsement from God.

>>61229808
Also, zoom in and look how disgusting Hillary's teeth are. Can you imagine what her breath smells like?

>>61227959

Anybody who is a Republican is considered a traitor to identity politics by Democrats. They won't vote for anybody just for being the same as them.

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10% chance he is announcing his running-mate, whoever it may be.

90% he is announcing some random plan, like a healthcare plan or something.

>>61221421
Kill yourself reddit faggot.

>>61227249
Didn't that faggot manlet campaign for Lindsey Graham?

He's a fucking liar. He pulled the wool over the eyes of the libertarian wing of the GOP.

He's running as a Democrat.

>>61229869
Dead tooth

>>61220203

He's going to spend 2 hours roasting Yeb, then use the last 5 minutes to announce a new plan.

They live!... And have big noses.

[sniper blows his head off]

Trump reveals the 28 pages.

>>61220203
he'll be fine

>>61225503
But bush WILL vote for Trump. Even in the primaries.

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Vice President Mattis

On March 27, 2016, Donald Trump will be assassinated by a pipe bomb in New Jersey.
Screencap this.

>>61225503
>>61225503
I laughed for five minutes at this. GOLD

>>61231305

Have fun getting vanned.

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>>61221421
>Maplenigger hating Trump

Ben Carson VP

He's going to do what's never been done before

Nuke Africa

>>61229982
Yeah, makes sense

>>61230521
kek

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>>61231106
>the 28 pages

>>61225503
PLS king Trump.

>>61220203
He's going to announce that the entire thing was a joke, and make fun of people for being dumb enough to support him.
This whole thing was a publicity stunt.

>>61227414
Love it

>>61227249
Bro, Rand Paul and Trump are about as far apart as Conservatives get in America.

>>61227414
Read that in Steve Irwin's voice.

>>61229808
That would be clutch.

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>>61227018

He does love us.

>>61221421
A FUCKING LEAF

When did he say he'd have a special announcement?

Also, it's definitely a policy. Don't know what it'd be for though.

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Endorsement.. maybe another candidate.Huckabee maybe. He won Iowa in 08.

>>61233424
Can't be an endorsement, it was pre-planned

>>61224954
Underrated

>>61232730
stop posting 10/10 baits mates

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>yfw trump announces a 2nd wall on the Canadian border

>>61234117
And we're going to make Syria pay for that one!

>>61234171
we should make Germoney pay for it

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>>61222809
this plz