TRUMP GENERAL - CANT STUMP, WONT STUMP EDITION

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>USA Anthem (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/j07HPFlbsPk
>Trump reading "The Snake" lyrics
https://youtu.be/V-NaN1ujo_0

>Trump vs Maher 2014
https://youtu.be/vuP1e0RNF-0
>Mika BTFO of huffpost
https://youtu.be/VyN_C14Ef-w
>Davi: Trump is the last hope for America
https://youtu.be/1eQRShYbQXI
>Trump - I am angry!
https://youtu.be/v2dNzmaekmU
>Morning Joe amazed by Trump rally
https://youtu.be/9Yri0nLgIJQ
>Trump "I embrace NY values"
https://youtu.be/64dRcXLqxec
https://youtu.be/Xv5hFkExohw

>Katrina on Dobbs 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/7pzc2967YDI
>Eric Trump on FBN 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/jmsGEw11Uwg
>Trump on MSNBC 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/wL4g5Zn9htk
>Fox&Friends 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/HVz-PLXJobw

>Black American stands up for Trump
https://youtu.be/VEe4GRqXx7Y
>Why Trump Will Be Next US President
https://youtu.be/kMXb60iQ_aM
>Louis Farrakan agrees with Trump on rapefugees
https://youtu.be/6qROJZcQpac

>Trump's appeal to evangelicals is real
https://archive.is/TuXif
>Byron York interview 1/13/16
https://archive.is/xx3Mg
>Like Ronald Reagan, I would inspire more voters.
https://archive.is/LB2lw
>Trump is getting stronger
https://archive.is/w5vOE

>Birther Issue could actually cost Cruz Iowa
https://archive.is/tPHEQ
>Trump, the Antifragile
https://archive.is/zE9WJ
>Stallone: I love Donald Trump
https://archive.is/QkPNw
>Time magazine: Donald Trump's Art of the Steal
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-trumps-art-of-the-steal

>Trump Rises
https://youtu.be/F6q2dV3nOuI
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP V11 - NO COATS EDITION
https://youtu.be/2Y_4aa8vhXw
>Trump Supporter video - Ep 1 - "Trump vs the Liberal Media"
https://youtu.be/pg22rjzYo4w
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 2 - "The Return to Greatness"
https://youtu.be/cr_fiq8dXhU
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://youtu.be/LmWOOrwDUug

>Scott Adams' Blog
http://blog.dilbert.com

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DAILY REMINDER:

>CHECK THE SCHEDULE FOR REGISTRATION/PRIMARY DATES:
http://pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP
http://www.uselections.com/uselections/

DEADLINES TO REGISTER
http://www.diamondandsilkinc.com/deadline-to-switch-/register/

ABSENTEE BALLOT INFORMATION
http://www.longdistancevoter.org/forms#.VpU-muw8LCQ

IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, YOU NEED TO REGISTER TO VOTE AS A REPUBLICAN UNLESS YOUR STATE HAS AN OPEN PRIMARY
PARTY REGISTRATION DEADLINES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE.
IN ORDER TO PROPEL DONALD TRUMP INTO THE GENERAL ELECTION WE NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES.

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!

DONALD J TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 2016!

>REGISTER TO VOTE
https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
>HERES HOW TO REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN
https://www.register.gop

>For more information about when your state's primary or caucus is scheduled:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016#Schedule_of_primaries_and_caucuses

>State election deadlines to register/vote
https://www.usvotefoundation.org/vote/state-elections/state-election-dates-deadlines.htm

Other election info per state:
https://ballotpedia.org/Elections

>Primary Elections Explained
https://youtu.be/_95I_1rZiIs

POST OC, NEWS, LINKS, VIDS, AND TRUMP TALK!
LET'S MAKE AMERICA (AND /pol/) GREAT AGAIN!

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>Donald Trump Presidential Announcement (w/intro by Ivanka Trump)
https://youtu.be/q_q61B-DyPk

Official site: https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
Candidate Positions https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
Complete timeline of all of Trump's speeches and media appearances: http://trumpshow.info/

>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
https://youtu.be/1FJ6WYtLgbo
>Donald Trump Man Against Time
https://youtu.be/pGvPqdK8-mw
>Donald Trump's Christmas Book
https://youtu.be/bJecWvOTIT8
>The Savior of America
https://youtu.be/sjRckVN-6v4
>THIS IS A MOVEMENT
https://youtu.be/hbZoakVU2uo
>LEADERSHIP
https://youtu.be/TChKCN6SwQ4
>Trump's Make America Great Again
https://youtu.be/nKqCEuv5c6M
>TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL
https://youtu.be/4osI1p8-kG8

>TRUMP ADS
https://youtu.be/EttkeFlYV-Q (TV #1)
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/our-country-tv-spot (TV #2)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPvZ-1GhbP/ (Hillary and her friends)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_FN2L3GhZi/ (Yeb supports Trump)
https://www.instagram.com/p/-bz5HWGhXZ/ (hillary cackles)
https://www.instagram.com/p/80rWSdGhT0/ (bernie the cuck)
https://www.instagram.com/p/75cfHhGhUv/ (yeb act of love)

>Making of Trump: Donald Trump's Quest for Power
https://youtu.be/kW7LCn5it-0
>Meet the Trumps 20/20 special
https://youtu.be/QzNefzeEDbc
>Mr Trump's 757
https://youtu.be/UZq3iCn2y74
>Trump on Citizen Kane
https://youtu.be/upC8pX3RY0A
>Donald Trump's Top 10 Rules for Success
https://youtu.be/izDpwadR6jA
>Donald Trump on Economic Recovery (1991)
https://youtu.be/Rksd80-FCAw
>25+ yr old interview with Trump
https://youtu.be/jbzTyhIv2B8
>Lifestory of Billionaire Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/Vo4IzHEIeJo

>DONALD TRUMP - NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/qPOvePioFF0

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Sunday Jan 17, 2016
>ABC This week with George Stephanopoulos interview

Rallies:

>Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:30AM ET
>Liberty University Convocation
>Lynchburg, VA

>Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:30PM ET
>Concord High School
>Concord, NH

>"Special Announcement Rally"
>Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:30AM CT
>John Wayne Birthplace Museum
>Winterset, IA

>Tue Jan 19, 2016 5PM CT
>ISU - Hansen Agricultural Center
>Ames, IA

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God Bless America

I hope "Can't Stump the Trump" guy includes Trump saying "I'm a big guy" in the next video.

>>61210435
What a garbage thread.

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WE NEED NEW FUCKING POLLS HOLY SHIT WHERE ARE THE NEW POLLS?!

TED CRUZ HAS STUMPED THE TRUMP

IT'S TIME TO DUMP THE TRUMP

GET BEHIND TED CRUZ 2016

TED WILL MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN

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All Hail The God King

>>61210729
Monday, fag

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>>61210726
bye bye

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Trump mentioned Buckley during the debates when he talked about NY Conservatives/Values. Saul Alinsky is the Godfather of the SJW Movement and personal hero of Barrack Obama. This should be very relevant to your interests.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9Si5pkAqg

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>>61210726
Into the filter you go fag

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>>61210764
I WANNA SEE DA POLLS NAO DOE PLS GIBS ME DA POLLS NAO!!

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>>61210749
>tfw I completely disregard anything a non American says about our election

Filter them too, it's good stuff.

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>>61210726
>be lebanese
>get bombed

>>61210637
Regardless of how this may sound, I actually think Papa would have liked Mr. Trump

so why hasn't anyone talked about the possibility of trump being assassinated yet?

its clear the government hates him and didn't expect him to actually be serious about his campaign, so it's only a matter of time before he gets killed.

http://strawpoll.me/6560903

Who come up with the term cuckservative?

>>61210435
Cruz is destroying Trump in the polls right now. Looks like Americans don't want another New Yorker like Obongo Hussein in office.

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>>61210888
Well Mr. Trips, people have. Even Russia gave The Don a warning to watch out for the government.

CRUZ MISSILE INCOMING

*TRUMP BTFO*

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threadly reminder that this is what the caucus process ACTUALLY looks like.

https://youtu.be/Cnh-136QqO8?t=10s

This whole "discuss candidates, get them to come over to your side" thing is the reason why it's tough to predict who's going to win in states like Iowa, and the reason why Trump will almost certainly win by a landslide - you can literally bully and bribe your way into winning.

>>61210781
>>61210812
>>61210852
I am leaving now so I leave you with these final words. You do not realize you are the minority in the equation but there is no convincing hard-headed burgers.

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IT'S OVER. SHILLARY IS FINISHED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb_TFjYfcyQ

>>61210805
Never seen Bill go after Saul before, I knew they had had some back and forth but never seen it
Thanks for the link

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>>61210994

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>>61210726
woah tree friend, it's almost like you have repressed feelings about liking trump, only someone who likes him would follow threads this closely, it's ok tree friend, you can express your love fro trump.

>>61210888
The politicians hate him, but he's carefully phrased his rhetoric to get law enforcement, the military, and the intelligence community on his side.

>>61210930
They say it was first used in a Brit/pol/ thread, but no one really knows.

>>61210960
Cruz will be disqualified from running due to that maple syrup running through his veins.

>>61210888
We just have to trust that he's capable of protecting himself and that our Memomancy can safeguard him from danger.

>>61210895
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WE ALREADY HAD THIS SHILL SHIT EARLIER TODAY!

>>61211013
>let me tell you about you country
k

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>>61210930
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckservative

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>>61210960
>3 months ago
>"Carson is destroying Trump in the polls right now. Looks like Americans don't want another New Yorker like Obongo Hussein in office."

>>61210805
I don't think he could have named a better conservative to be honest, although most people were probably scratching their heads as to who he is and hopefully they'll look him up and watch him btfo socialist left and left.

>>61211013
>there is no convincing hard-headed burgers.

Enjoy being Iran's second favorite prison bitch, after Syria.

>>61211013
The first time I fucked my treefriend, she was unsure about having sex and losing her virginity. So guess what I did treefriend? I made her a mixed drink with vodka and romanced her into it. I told her I loved her, my treefriend :D

Her father wanted to kill me. But guess what I did.

I broke both his arms. Byebye treefriend

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>>61211014

>>61210960
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_republican_presidential_nomination-3823.html

LOL????????????

>>61210435
That frank sinatra ending

>>61210888
He wears a bullet proof suit and has SS protection. That's a pretty fucking good start.

>>61210888
An assassination attempt would only make him more powerful.

>>61210960
>Obongo Hussein

Back to the RedState comment section.

>>61211089
Huh, that's a real page. I didn't think I'd follow that link and find a real article.

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Reddit Bernie cuck faggots are trolling this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GrcHgTNOuyo

>>61211039
>>61211089
I've read a bit about it and they claim that the term is

>racist
>sexist
>anti-semite
>anit-gay

and probably more. Seems odd for a term created on 4chan.

>>61210749
A Cuban Canadian is going to make America white again.

Yeah Argentina white

>>61211014
that thing in the video.... it's not human is it?

>>61211143
really? I knew about the secret service but the vest? has he talked about that?

>>61211146
interesting idea. we need a fake assassination attempt. maybe give a crazy berntard a gun full of blanks?

>>61211036
Can neither confirm nor deny this anons assertion.

>>61211146
And if anything does happen to him, no one would be able to stop the outrage.

>>61211185
Progressives use those words to describe everything they don't like.

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>>61211188
It is not.

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I fucking LOVE the new Can't Stump the Trump vid. It's its own little story, and CSTT edited the New York thing perfectly.

Not a shill.

>>61210435
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE GOING TO BE MY RUNNING MATE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTORY THE LIBERALS, NOT JOIN THEM. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKIES."


"I HATE NEWYORKERS.."

>>61211250
Argentina is so easily entertained. I'm going to need to rent your sister, your mother or your wife, whichever you have next month. I'll need her for an hour and im paying $50 USD.

Make sure shes available and ill tip with $5.

>>61211250
Why does everyone downplay our overt white nationalism? I'm tired of people thinking we're just racists. We're white nationalists which is like five times worse to SJWs.

Give us the hate we deserve, folks.

anyone got that image of the fatguy being yelled at by bugz bunz, i promsed to draw something.

>>61211385
I'm not - I'm Mexican.

>>61211225
He said suit.

http://garrisonbespoke.com/custom-suits/bulletproof-suit/

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>>61211436
Legal or illegal?

>>61211143
Holy shit, Trump resurrected the Schutzstaffel?

>>61211225
http://garrisonbespoke.com/custom-suits/bulletproof-suit/

This kind of shit, not like bulky vests.

>>61211385
I'm not. I'm white but I just love America and hate illegal aliens and muslim invaders.

Most of us are not racist.

>>61211436
You have to go back.

Is there anything that will make you admit Trump is over?

>>61211513
I need your sister, I got 40$, lets make a deal.

>>61211513
When he apologizes to anyone for anyone.

>>61211476
>>61211512
I'm legal, educated, and speak perfect English.

>>61211559
>anyone
*anything

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Trump's freedom kids are 2 cute.

>>61211573
Well, you're legal. You get to stay.

>>61211513
When he isn't President next year I'll admit it. Screenshot this post.

>>61211472
>>61211489
... Anyone know what the rating on those is?

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>>61211573
We like you. I want you on our side of the wall!

Ignore racists, they're all in Alabama

>>61211227
>implying a nu-male Berniefag would ever get close to a gun
A radfem or a muzzie/muslim sympathizer would work, though.

>>61211573
Why self-identify as 'mexican' then?
Mexico is a nation, not a race.
You're American.

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>>61211601
nice nice

>>61211639
IIIA

>>61211601
delete this

>>61210726
>lebanon
>Jeb anon

I see you

>>61211674
Leave him the fuck alone.

>>61211601
holy shit

No human being is illegal

>>61211744
You are, if you cross my border. And if you do that, you take a risk of being one of the hundreds we've been sniping at.

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>>61210888
i really need to cap this, this time.

>be trump rally
>trump just walking off stage after uber successful rally
>somehow a 400 pound genderfluid, plantkin, transexual is able to get near trump and fire all 6 shots at him (even though this goes against all his/hers beliefs about guns)
>crowd doesn't move
>all turn their heads at shooter
>trump didn't even fall down
>through all their might they lift this planet up
>the roof materializes, and the night sky now brighter than the sun
>trump chants the whole declaration of independence and constitution
>light grows brighter
>hambeast starts to vaporize
>trump absorbs their power and essence
>becomes stronger than ever before
>until the next unruly protester

>>61211513
If he gets Jeb Bush-tier poll ratings, then we'll say Trump has been stumped.

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>>61211726
No

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>>61211744

>>61211744
Cucks aren't human beings, so no problem

>>61211744
If you come here illegally you are. Coming to the United States isn't a right,

>>61211785
I need Sanders to win. If he does, I am moving to America.

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>>61211601
Jesus H. Christ

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>>61211744
Correct, which is why all non-Americans are subhuman scum.

>>61211601
Freedom indeed.

>>61211385
Shut the fuck up. White nationalism is fucking stupid. Take pride in yourself, if you're a pathetic loser, your whiteness doesn't redeem you dipshit

>>61211744
Human beings are equal. It's commonly known 1 American is worth at least 1000 Argentinians.

>>61211805
Wasn't talking to you leaf-friend. Mind your own fucking business.

>>61211674
tons of my beaner friends prefer to be called mexican, they think hispanic sounds gay

>>61211744
Illegal immigration is illegal.

>>61211013
>I leave you with these final words
I assume that means the air sirens are going off because the Jews are bombing you again?

RIP treebro

>>61211744
Confirmed stumped by english language.

When someone says "illegal immigrant" you are literally saying that they are immigrating illegally. Illegal alien works the exact same way. Neither is discussing their fucking species. Stupid motherfuckers.

>>61211901
Illegal immigrants do the jobs Americans don't want to do

>>61211185
>Seems odd for a term created on 4chan.
Niggers have been using it on the internet constantly, I shit you not

>>61211601
Oh shiiitt is the one on the left the one that was on the farthest left during the Trump song?

God Bless America

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>>61211744
Human beings can however commit illegal acts and become criminals

Like being in the United States illegally, for example.

>>61211007
What a retarded system. Who came up with this nonsense? Everyone knows people cave like wet noodles to peer pressure.

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OC

>>61211933
lol, the year 1999 called and wants its political slogan back.

requesting that picture of trump saying reddit is down the hall and to the left.

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>>61211851
>tfw can't tell if troll or legit cuck

>>61211601
DELETE THIS

>>61211185
Some middle aged political bitch on Cnn (or Fox) even said it on live television. It's hilarious.

>>61211933
Illegal immigrants do the jobs white middle class liberals don't want to do.

>>61211893
So it's like the thing with either being black or african-american.

>>61211601
Wew lad

>>61211098
>btfo socialist left and left.
Well done anon.

>>61212009
why? the berntards are kept busy fapping to it and not trolling. Democrats are child molesters, they love that shit

>>61211933
We can safely believe legal immigrants also would do those jobs.

>>61211933
No, my whitest friend, they do want those jobs. Illegal immigrants simply do those jobs for dirt cheap.

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>>61211601
>the left one

>>61212092
The majority of child rapes and faggotry happen in bible belt states. Bible belt states are also Republican.

>>61212029
yeah but they said they wont correct anyone on it, only when drunk or around friends because they arent pissy liberals that get butthurt over anything

oh and all 5 of them like trump

>>61211227
>maybe give a crazy berntard a gun full of blanks?
This reminds me of the Paul Ryan Greentext where Mr. Trump introduces him to his pet sharks and has him go to assassinate Castro in Cuba with a gun full of blanks

>>61212134
Oh so they give you cheap food

if you kick out Mexicans, food prices will skyrocket

>>61211601
>duckface
Would have been a perfect picture otherwise.

>>61211965
That's one major strength us Trump supporters have. There's a lot of us that lay low and keep quiet because we don't want to deal with libtards sperging out.

But there are so many diehard Trump fans that give absolute zero shits about public image, that let us rally behind them.

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>>61211965
(From last thread.) Originally, states thought that having this sort of "Socratic dialogue" was the most "democratic" process (everyone in the 18th century basically circlejerked over ancient Greece), not realizing that the people at the forums in Athens were educated and didn't follow the loudest voices in the room like lemmings

pretty much every state did their primaries like this before states started transitioning to a general-election-style system. The only states which still caucus are the ones whose politicians are so backwards and barbaric that they don't realize just how easy it is to manipulate votes. Serves them right, I guess.

If you notice in the video, the Biden people were bribed by the Obongo staff into joining their camp by offering them a delegate spot

>>61212190
why not replace Paul Ryan with Ted Cruz?

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>>61211601
>all the replies to this

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GODDAMNIT ¡Yeb!

Nigger what are you doing?!?!?!

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>>61212291

>>61210805
Anybody else notice he flicks his tongue after every sentence?

He's literally like a snake or reptile of some sort. What a revolting creature.

>>61212247
rally WITH me my brothers
RALLY
AND I SHALL RALLY WITH TRUMP
A NEW AGE OF FREEDOM

>>61212291
And every single one of those snowballs has a better chance of becoming president than Yeb

>>61212291
>guacca bowles
>turtles
>snowball fights

He really is an autist, isn't he?

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>>61212291
find me on xbox, guaclord69

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>>61212291

>>61212218
>food prices will skyrocket
>in exchange for jobs and less welfare reliance
Seems like a good trade for our burgerfriends.

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>>61212291
JESUS CHRIST IT'S REAL

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>>61211744
Nice bait mang

>>61211014
Considering her lead has all but vanished in Iowa, she had to bust out ol' Slippy Willy. I can't say she is finished yet because the establishment really wants her, just like how they keep peddling Bush even though no one wants him

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>>61212436

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>>61211513
He's been leading the polls in literally EVERY SINGLE STATE except Iowa, and even there, it's like a 3% difference with a 4% margin of error. And all the major post-debate polls have yet to come out. Trump (with some help from Rubio at the end) put the final nail in Cruz's chances Thursday night.

I guarantee Trump leads Iowa when the new poll comes out. Cap this.

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>>61212434
at least they can get a snowball effect

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>>61212291

>Mfw Trump throws an iceball at him.

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>>61212498
>>61212511
lol

Great minds nigga

>>61211726
Fuck off

>>61211851
White isn't a meaningful category, but people will flock to white countries for some strange reason.

>>61212511
So he's leading every poll except the one that matters

Trump will lose Iowa; no doubt here.

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>>61212511
>>61212498
WHAT ARE THE ODDS

>>61212592
fuck of japan, he's got several weeks before caucus

>>61212336
>>61212434
>>61212436
>>61212438
>>61212442
>>61212475
>>61212528

STOP BULLYING JEB HE IS A GOOD BOY

>>61212594
Holy shit. Balls of steel.

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>>61210435
>1/15/16 The Five discuss Debate
>https://youtu.be/UcWLKXLF3dk#t=153
Yo OP the #t=153 modifier is screwing it up

>>61211143

>a bullet proof suit

LOL

Is it really true that Yeb carries turtles in his pockets?

>>61212759
It's true

All of it

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PLEASE READ.

I keep seeing how a 69 year old man only sleeps only 4 hours a night.
And I feel so degenerate that I need anywhere from 10 to 13 hours a night to feel refreshed. It fucks up my whole day and I tried everything to need less sleep.
My diet is absolutely amazing and I work out every day. I started drinking coffee, but I only do 1 cup a day because I don't want to be dependent on it. But I still continue to be a VERY LOW ENERGY guy. And it pisses me off.
How can I be more Trump-like and get the most potential out of my day? What are some tricks I'm missing out on? Is there something missing from my diet?

tl;dr: How do I start being a high energy guy like Trump?

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>>61212759
yes, fully expected him to start flinging pocket turtles at Trump while he was getting BTFO

>>61212759
>Is it really true that Yeb carries turtles in his pockets?

Yes. He has little turtle figures he hands out, since he has cast himself as the tortoise that can beat the hare in the race.

It's kinda lame IMHO.

>>61212498
>>61212511
Trump hivemind strikes yet again

>>61212810
>Is there something missing from my diet?

Try taking a B-Vitamin Complex supplement. Did wonders for me.

>>61212278
House Speaker trumps a senator any day of the week, Also he did it because he wanted to make Ryan a hero whereas Cruz is a backstabbing fool who doesn't deserve such an honor

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>>61210435

DOWN VOTE THIS HOT GARBAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAHKGP10yc

UP VOTE PRO-TRUMP COMMENTS

TIME TO KILL THE SNAKE

>>61212810
Modafinil

>>61212810
>I work out every day
There's your problem. Trump doesn't work out.

>>61212586
Iowa isn't THAT important. The last two elections, they picked Huckabee and Santorum.

An Iowa loss would result in a minor hiccup in Trump's campaign, but an Iowa win would 100% guarantee him the nomination considering his numbers in New Hampshire and South Carolina (and all other states).

>>61212592
>Japan in charge of intelligent thought

>>61212796
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/06/politics/jeb-bush-turtle-tortoise-joyful/
I feel like Yeb is the retarded younger brother of the Bush family. He'd make jokes at the dinner table and George Sr and his wife would exchange glances and George Jr. would snicker.

>>61212759
Look it up, it's real.

>>61212810
trump has the support of thousands, imagine it like trump has a spirit bomb


I DEMAND THIS MEME NOW

>>61211851
This is why you believe white people should be replaced in their own societies?

>>61212685
The snakes have their mouths sewn shut or the fangs ripped out. Common practice in poo in the loo.

>>61212759

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYQA0H7sH4

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>>61212906

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>>61212592
time to nuke you fags again, huh?

>>61212942
Oh. Well that's lame.

>>61212586
>>61212586
Iowan here. We don't matter. Polls don't work as accurately here because of the caucus system and our choices don't really have much sway in who gets the actual nomination.

We're just first because we're the only state to use the system we do.

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Anyone have the link to that video where airhorns are blazing for Trump and Jeb gets laughed at by each candidate? I can't find it for some reason.

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>>61212594
>dat smack at the end
toplel
that man has no fears

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>>61213080

>>61211854
>>61211854
>Human beings are equal. It's commonly known 1 American is worth at least 1000 Argentinians.

Actually, we can do this mathematically. People are only "worth" how much they contribute to society. This is measured as GDP per capita, meaning, "how many dollars worth of value the average citizen of a country produces for that country".

Looking at the latest numbers, I can see that the average American produces $56122 worth of value per year.

The average Argentine, however, only produces $12510 of value per year.

So lets look at this from an economic perspective, as a country.
Say I'm the US, and I have a citizen who has a terrible disease. How much am I willing to pay to keep that person alive? It would make sense that I'd be willing to pay up to $56122 per year for that's the value the average citizen produces per year.

If I'm Argentina, however, and I'm in the same predicament, I should only be willing to pay $12510 per year.

Quite literally, the market value of a year of American life is worth $42120 than a year of life of an Argentinian.

>>61212688
k, i saw it, but didnt think it would matter
>works4me
removed

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>>61212885
>bringing up the topic that stumped him
>bringing up the fucking topic of gay marriage in the first election where it's NOT AN ISSUE
This fucking idiot.

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>>61212810
look up REM sleep cycles and stick to a timed sleep schedule. you'll be more energized after 4.5 hours of sleep than you are after 13

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>>61212759
>Jeb Bush sits in a dimly lit chair after another set of harsh words by Teflon Don
>"But I thought. ...I thought If I called him a Chaos Candidate, people would finally understand!"
>"..but that only made him stronger.."
>Jeb looks down as his cell phone vibrates
>a text message appears from his father
>'wut r u doing to our family name m8'
>Jeb sighs
>he reaches into his pocket
>pulls out a tiny tortoise sculpture
>"Slow and steady little buddy. Slow and steady."

>>61212586
Is that the poll inside your heart?

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>>61212885
>mfw those comments

>>61213080
>Obviously only a being as intelligent as me would support such a wonderful socialist candidate such as Bernie, only a white trash idiot redneck would support Trump. Reblog this pls.
I hate this meme.

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>>61213056
HOLD IT
YOU DUMMIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYVF-9TtOCo

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>>61212373
>Anybody else notice he flicks his tongue after every sentence?
Bad case of nerves. He knows he has to watch how he explains things here. You saw how easily Buckley messed with him and how upset he got. He smoked 3 cigarettes during a 15min interview.

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>>61213154

>>61213080
Confront that faggot IRL about what philosophers and intellectuals support Hernie and I guarantee he stutters out the names of far left bloggers.

>>61213080
Ironically, Trump's views would probably be approved by Socrates, Plato and Confucius. They were all pretty conservative. He's probably referring to
>Mexican
>Intellectuals

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>>61213183
I was suprised too

>>61213238
What is that supposed to mean?

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>>61213230
Thank you, anon!

>>61213167
Kek

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>>61213238
A table of hot dogs would be amazing.

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>>61212373
>Hernie Flanders confirmed reptilian
WAGE UP SHEEBLE :DDD

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>>61213338
Any time famicom

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>>61213167

>>61210805
15 seconds in, Alinsky says welfare is shit

Woah, he would be a conservative nowadays

>>61211601
Oh shot

>>61213230
this is fucking funny

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>/pol/ in charge of not jinxing the election

Trump won't win because of you fags

>>61211828
exactly why /pol/ wont be voting for sanders
we dont like leeches entering the country

>>61212672
jeb! doesnt even matter
attacks should be redirected to people who matter

>>61213080
you call jobless libtards on leddit who think they know shit "intellects and philosophers"?

>>61213316
im hungry

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>>61213167
EVERY ONE LEAVE JEB ALONE, HE'S A GOOD BOY!

HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIS DAD PROUD!

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>>61213484
It's like watching one of Jeb's nightmares

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Jesus Christ /pol/, my sister went full fucking autist today

>Sister is normally super cool, we get along great
>For the past few months she has been on the Bernie Sanders train, but that is predictable because she is young and liberal
>I myself am sort of liberal, but closer to the center (and more similar to a Blue Dog)
>Today she comes over to visit me, and my parents come over too
>Mom is cooking dinner, we're hanging out
>We go into my room so I can show her a new poster I got
>When she walks in, she looks over at my nightstand
>Sees Crippled America on it
>She walks over, picks it up, and says "What the fuck is this?!"
>Throws the book across the room and against the wall (thankfully it or the wall wasn't damaged)
>Anger-power walks out of my room
>Goes up to my parents
>Starts saying I'm racist, terrible, horrible
>Mother tries to calm her down and says 'Honey, what are you talking about?'
>She says I have a Donald Trump book in my room
>Dad and Mom both don't say anything, look confused
>She goes on some tirade about Trump, and how evil he is
>Dad interrupts her to say 'Sweetie, that is just his political opinion. Come on, sit down, dinner is almost ready'
>She looks surprised and says "YOU'RE TAKING HIS SIDE?!"
>Parents are again confused
>She walks towards the door calls us all assholes, and then slams it and walks out
>Log onto normiebook later and see she removed me from friend's and blocked me

Why? This isn't some "HURR DURR BERNIE SANDERS CULTISTS DO DUMB" posts. This is my fucking sister. I love her, and she is normally bright, sharp, and on point.

What the fuck is going on? Why do political opinions make people go crazy? I've never seen her act like this before.

>>61211007
Isn't that the democrat Iowa caucus? I'm pretty sure the republican one is a secret vote while democrat is public.

>>61213570
Is she hot? Post pics.

>>61210888
>Implying Donald Trump won't shoot his would be assassins in the face with his concealed 1945 Govt. issue Colt 1911a1

QUICK POST JEB GREEN TEXT STORIES!

>>61213570
they have the impression that Trump is literally Super Hitler

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>>61211601

>>61213570
Stuff that never happened

>>61213570
She's young and stupid. She'll learn in due time.

>>61213570
i hope she get's raped by tyrone, you parents are cool though

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>>61213666
>That wasted get feel

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>>61213678
>when your wife screams Trump's name while she forces you to watch her masturbate

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>>61213570
omfg this is fucking hilarious.

TIL liberal stupidity destroys families even outside of the welfare system.

>>61213570
What is it with Americans and political opinions? Is she seriously going to abandon her family for such a petty reason?

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>>61213570
I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your sister is a raging cunt.

>>61213570
Leftism does that to people's brains.

In that case, the only cure is a large-sized red pill taken up the ass.

>>61213516

The era of having a Bush in the White House ended when they shut down the original Otto's in Houston back in 2007.

I used to eat there. It was a bit of a dive, but they did have good burgers. There was always a line at lunch. Those days are gone, like tears in rain.

TRUMP!

>>61213741
To be honest that's still pretty fucking hot. I'm not married but if I was and letting Trump fuck my wife would guarantee 8 years of Trump I totally would do it. Fuck if I was a woman and me fucking Trump would get him 8 years I'd do it.

>>61213570
You should have married your sister Anon!

Now it's too late ;_;

>>61213570
I think it's time you lay your dick inside your sister, to calm her.

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>>61213570
Bruh.

I dont think you get it

>FREE healthcare
>FREE welfare
>FREE college
>FREE Immigration

FREE, and WEED.

If singles Trump continues being unstumpable
If doubles Ted Cruz will die and Trump will continues being unstumpable
If triples Jeb Bush will die in a snowball fight accident
If quads Hillary will die upon exposure to sunlight

>>61213570
She's just becoming politically aware. The first election you're part of when you're young can be one of your most passionate.

>>61213570
this is your chance to redpill her
women are easily swayed
women like men with power
if "she is normally bright, sharp, and on point," she wouldnt reject her family for political reasons
you have nothing to lose

>>61212906
He's not, he's a jokester just like Bushy
What we see is a man trying to kill him campaign because he doesn't want any part of it despite the kikes pulling his number.

>>61213570
She doesn't sound like someone you should bother being around. Think to yourself "If we weren't siblings would we be friends?" Probably not.

>>61213809
It's a cult.

>>61213570
>not just destroying her with 'give me one reason donald trump is a racist or evil'
>not just debunking her bullshit HURR HE SAID ALL MEXICANS ARE RAPISTS AND CRIMINALS, HE WANTS A MUSLIM DATABASE, HE KICKED OUT A MUSLIM GRILL WHO DINDU NUFFIN
>not breaking the illusion the liberal media has on your own sister

seems like you're the one at fault here bruh

>>61213809
>muh muh progressive thinking
>muh muh tolerance and acceptance
this is the driving force behind liberal thinking.
anything else and you're a filthy racist

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>>61213628
In principle, yes. De facto, however, it is secret in name only. The campaign officers at each precinct literally make it their job to find out who is voting for the 'nonviable' candidates and get them to swing over. In fact, this often makes their weaseling even more pervasive.

>>61213809
liberals really are like that here, for christ sake, they call everybody that is not a racist, racists, then they pretend to accept everybody, then they vote for racist laws like affirmative action. they're dumb as fuck. all democrats support affirmative action, even though its racist, because i guess they think it makes them look not racist. which is weird as fuck.

>>61213570
>>61213716
I had a similar experience, and my sister isn't even old enough to vote.

>>61213570
Make a post on goybook about how your "sister has joined a cult and has cut off all communication with" you, and that "you're really worried about her and her well being and miss her."

>>61210435
can anyone explain the centipede is a predator intro? I don't get it

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>>61213895
Fucking artist dodnt even fight.

>>61213739
I've seen this image around and just realized that's Trump.

>>61213164
If your talking about Cruz then....

Seriously what the fuck is he doing? He needs to stop and re-evaluate the situation.

>>61213895
Calling on meme magic for dubs to confirm a gay sex tape between Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham to surface the week before the Iowa caucus

>>61213716
This guy from Argentina actually thinks that we're all stupid racists and that Berntards are all geniuses.

Trump will make Malaysia great again.

Muslim supporting Trump here.

>>61213862
>The era of having a Bush in the White House ended when they shut down the original Otto's in Houston back in 2007.

FYI, that was George Bush's favorite burger place. W no doubt ate there a zillion times, as did Yeb.

It's closed. Just like Yeb's dreams.

>>61212844
I just feel bad for him. He only wants a hug and some attention.

>>61214002
Roll

>>61214002
I mean, Lindsey is a girl name, so is it really gay?

>>61213809
Liberals like to act as if being a Liberal is a just and Martyr worthy cause. Anyone opposing them is an evil monster who wishes to watch the world burn.

>>61214047
How does that work? Thanks btw.

>>61214076
>>61214067
So fucking close
Rerolling

>>61214000
Desperation; he's trying very hard to secure the Iowa caucus, but if that blows up in his face he'll have no platform at all to stand on

The only ones I see sticking around after South Carolina are Cruz, Rubio and Jeb

>>61213809
liberals destroyed the family unit
the family is seen as without a purpose
traditional values are no longer upheld
the next generation of americans are spoonfed with liberal values in school
>what can go wrong?

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>>61213516
>>61213516
Listen, Jeb, you're a nice guy, but that's not what we need right now. We need a real man who's willing to work in our best interests, willing to take whatever we want. A man who will make good deals. Like remember how we got Hawaii? That was a good deal. I want more deals like that.

>>61213570
Damn man that's horrible I'm really sorry. Me and my oldest brother kind of go at each other's throats sometimes because he has no political knowledge and just thinks I can't be right about anything because I'm young, but my other older brother and I we debate like goddamn gentleman.

We sat and talked politics for like 3 hours straight over scotch and stogies and he's a little Authoritarian Left and I'm Libertarian Right and neither of us resorted to any sort of political name calling.

I'm sorry about your sister friend, and I'm sure she'll grow out of it, I know I did and so did all of my friends.

>>61214111
besides Trump, of course who would be winning all 50 states

>>61213570
You NEED to post this story to all your friends and family on Facebook.

Make her a laughing stock.

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>>61214047
If you're that fucking guy with the comics I swear to Christ m8

>>61213936
Tbf to him she sounds like the Big Red type who would try to shut up genuine political discission.

>>61210805
I always enjoy abstract philosophical discussion like this.

I should have went to college

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>>61214117
truth. Welfare has done more to hurt minorities and families than most people are aware of. Welfare keeps people poor, increases single-mother households, which in-turn increases crime, and puts an unhealthy debt burden on all families to pay for illegal aliens, single mothers, lazy people, drug addicts and other degenerates on welfare.

>>61213795
Trump/Carson 2016 senpai

>>61214191
i second this motion.

>>61210435
Tweet thos to Trump