First off, it would be great if they would (although the downside is that, much like the video of that spider, once you pop the host all the little spiderlings disperse in all directions - which is one of the reasons /pol/ has survived).
That said, that's an investor plan presented to yahoo - it's not their actual plan and AFAIK they haven't signed off on it.
#1 on the list should be to fire Marissa Mayer though.
Did you neither look at the image bor read the link? The link I could understand, it's 100 pages, but you couldn't give the image a cursory glance?
It's a "Confidential" Yahoo Investor presentation.
>2nd slide: "The views expressed herein represent the opinions of SpringOwl Asset Management LLC ("SpringOwl"), which opinions are based exclusively on publicly available information with respect to Yahoo! Inc ("Yahoo")
It's not a presentation from Yahoo dumbass, it's a proposal from one of their institutional investors
From reading that they may well sell Flickr, they might sell tumblr to someone like Disney, or, they might redevelop it to be more mobile focused containing a better platform to deliver ads and other content. Either way current tumblr is kill by the end of the year.
>It's not a presentation from Yahoo dumbass
Where did he say it was?
>mfw Mayer is the face of 'More Women is needed in Tech'
I really feel bad that she's giving all of the actually capable women in tech a bad name, what with her being so fucking shit at her job.
This isn't a good sign. Yahoo looks like it's midway through cutting expenses since it isn't profitable anymore. This is also bad news since people will just flock to Instagram and give Facebook even more market share.
Screencap this. Yahoo will be filling for bankruptcy likely after 2020. Mozilla will default as well and be absorbed in pieces by Red hat, Debian, Ubuntu or some free software group.
Also if apple were smart it would scoop up yahoo and take advantage of whatever left is good so that it can solidify its position against Microsoft and Google. Right now Apple depends upon Bing for search results within Siri and spotlight on OSX. It would be best for them to transition away and give less revenue to Microsoft.
Also sprint will collapse as well and first pickings will go to t-mobile.
All that will remain in tech are the big 3s: Apple, Microsoft, and Google.
The three big carriers left will be: AT&T, Verizon and T-mobile.
Interesting times are coming indeed.
I feel you. Was best photography platform I ever used. Gave you Exif-info you could edit on the spot, had awesome groups and most active users were generally inserted in photography as a hobby. But I guess they really needed that free iPhone and the Great Gatsby party.
Finally for fucks sake.
Every time I do an image search it leads to some fucking tumblr account and then you have to scroll through 10 years of posts to find that one fucking picture.
The blog format needs to die, twitter needs to die.
When you said "Yahoo Investor presentation." I thought you meant a presentation from a Yahoo Investor.
Or have I now got it wrong? ffs lads, getting confused about other peoples confusion now. I really didn't need this shit today.
Twitter won't die. For some reason given its popularity with people (ADHD world, fads and blacktwitter) and also the new app, periscope, it will miraculously live on like wikipedia.
Marissa Mayer as CEO of Yahoo! is like Luke Walton coaching Golden State Warriors... just because you worked under a god doesn't mean your management amounts to shit.
Women CEOs are so incompetent.
They'll sell it to Facebook.
We'll not be rid of tumblr so easily, besides, it's good to have around to get the heads up on what madness is going to flood the MSM in eighteen months time.
Didn't yahoo pay a ludicrous amount of money for it at the time?
I hate the thought of all those pictures being lost.
Holy shit why won't someone THINK OF MUH CHILDRUN when these fucks punish their kids for insulting their fantasy worlds? WTF call CPS or something.
>Implying their NFL broadcast wasn't their only success (see: Not lost them a buttfuck lodsa emone) with Yahoo! Screen
It's just their other shows did fucking horribly. And given that Community wasn't a bust either, their other shows must have bled money.
I feel as though our ideology tends to be tougher and more resilient to internet conditions for a variety of reasons. We'd likely come out the victor in a competitive marketplace.
Sprint will die. Only question is when, so long as the govt doesn't do some crazy shit to keep it alive so as to keep the "competition" alive.
>wants Apple to get away from Microsoft
>by buying Yahoo
when trips you give me as much money as you can every month.
People pretty much only use Yahoo for mail. If you don't have a Yahoo Email? Well done, you don't use their main service.
>implying Tumblr makes money
Veganism is not necessarily healthy.
Thanks for the giggle m8, I needed it
My cucked mates gf made him vegan and his kid vegan. He keeps trying to borrow money off me after i loaned him $1,000 to move house and break their lease. He paid me back, not loaning more it took ages to get it back.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
RECORD THIS SHIT, SENPAI.
This. Killing Tumblr will have a similar effect to what happened when /new/ and /r9k/ got killed. The people on the site won't simply disappear, they'll migrate to other sites. And I'm sure they'll try to migrate to places like Reddit and 4chan. It'll basically become the internet version of the European migrant crisis.
>Reasons why Yahoo is shitting the bed:
THIS WAS ON THE FIRST FUCKING PAGE FOR THEIR NEWS.
It is more about his devotion. If he is willing to fly to New Zealand and submit to me, I will be willing to pay the flight. If we can organize some sort of agreement where I am sure he will follow through I will do it.
>Implying human beings aren't omnivores, who evolved an upright posture just so that they could hunt and eat meat
>Implying meat isn't absolutely critical to a child's development, especially a boy
>>Implying meat isn't absolutely critical to a child's development, especially a boy
>implying it is
There's nothing in meat that you can't find in other vegan food sources, except maybe for the added hormones which turns boys into androgynous fatasses.
Decide on tumblr doesn't mean that they are gunna kill tumblr
Tumblr is a big website but its format doesn't really allow for ads, except intrusive ones that show up on your dashboard. People don't like intrusive ads.
If I were them I'd "decide" to sell tumblr merchandise
Several reasons. Firstly, it's made strictly on animal suffering. Hunting isn't that bad, but animals raised in industrious farms have really shitty lives, and often gruesome deaths. Maybe you don't care about their suffering, but I do.
Secondly, meat just isn't cost-effective compared to plants. This is because it takes a lot more food to raise livestock than the amount of food you get from them. As a result, meat is a lot more expensive for the nutrition that you get from them than plants are.
Thirdly, it's not even particularly healthy. Some meats are healthier than other ones (like rabbit is superior to pork), but meat is never as healthy as a PROPER, balanced vegan diet.
I honestly think that meat should be banned. Instead it should be replaced by insect "meat". I know what you're thinking: insects are nasty and I don't want to eat them. Well, they wouldn't be nasty if they were properly processed like meat is. They could look almost identical to beef. Eating insects is pretty healthy, too, and insects can't suffer like mammals do, so it solves all problems.
There's a time and a place to berate India, and it's not when he's endorsing the removal of Kebab.
>The better question is who gives a four year old venison? Just make him a grilled cheese or some chicken nuggets.
What the fuck, yeah why would you give a child real meat instead of some greasy fried fake food? Disgusting Americafag.
>since they're chicken nuggets they have to be fake
4chan is for anons. We won't let the Jews invite parasites to replace the native populations of our sovereign boards.
Get a job in a restraunt in Los Angeles that is a popular spot for celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Watson. When either person gets into the restraunt and gives their order, I want you to piss in their wine and shit in their food without being caught and film them eating it.
>Yahoo leaves Tumblr open to the highest bidder
>Trump buys it, renames it Trumplr and makes it the cornerstone of his online campaign
>A New CEO
I REPEAT: WOMEN BTFO
Dubs must go right to left to be legitimate, left to right doesn't count my friend
>this crazy bitch has a kid
>you can't even get laid
The world's most prominent diversity hire has fucked everything. I'll have to find a link but there's a vid on youtube with Princess Milo making a great point on Yahoo. Their revenue comes from a giant stake they hold in the Chinese firm Ali Baba and it's telling that the only reason yahoo is able to still exist is by earning profits from a company they have no control over.
>although the downside is that, much like the video of that spider, once you pop the host all the little spiderlings disperse in all directions
They would mostly go to twitter or some other tumblr competitor. If they all went to twitter, it would be an improvement.
On the plus side of any of them do move here it will be very easy to raid in the future. On the down side every board but /b/ would see a sharp temporary decline in quality initially. We'd need straya on full shitpost mode to get them out
>they're going to purge all the great OC porn