Schwoogie gonna pissed boi schwoogies always gotta. Pee come out my pp and you mom drink it like water
I don't read Ebonics. Can you translate that shit into english please?
>Schwoogie gonna pissed boi schwoogies always gotta. Pee come out my pp and you mom drink it like water
>schwoogie will be a mad person, but he always has to (or is, or will be). urine comes out my penis and your mother drinks it like she would drink water.
this is my best attempt to translate that niggerish
This was on that Farage assassination attempt earlier this month.
Schwoogie always urinates because it's just his thing. He WILL urinate; I wish to confirm that. When he does, urine comes out from his penis and your mother shall consume it like water.
*Translated from many man hours of study by the Oxford University anthropology department. Copyright 2016.
Truly groundbreaking stuff, it was a combined effort of several experts in the field of African linguistics and history, and represents the current bleeding edge of anthrophological research.*
Sign the picture where i jizzed on your face bitch
this is not /b/ my insulin resistant friend.
atleast make an effort
>mfw blonde, blue eyes and actually white unlike americans
I disagree with this image but fuckin hell did I laugh
I smoke. It feeeels great man. I mastered the flick too.
Let me fix that right panel for you
you like to load up the heavy weapons and body armor, but you shit yourself when you run out of food, and go to twitter to beg for strangers to send you snacks.
Why is the /v/ girl on there though? Isn't she supposed to be anti-feminist?
Forgot her actual name at the time I was making that post.
What? It's Survivor, isn't it? Just go watch Survivor and observe how completely fucking useless women are.
If you want a good one, check out Survivor Africa. It's one of the older seasons, but still good. It has a few useless women, and one tryhard "tough" woman who breaks down and cries all the time while a pack of baby boomers completely shit on all of the gen x'ers.
It's from the part where there's a big parade and the cops are searching all the places he could be hiding, they don't find him cause he's hiding in plain sight. They only show him for a moment, which is why they took the picture.
It's a shame, isn't it? They're also banning any "problematic" people who were identified. They'll never be able to come or perform in the Mummers Parade ever again.
>u still mad Alexander was Macedonian?
i think i have to give her a medal. lost it.
Hahahaha, is this fucking real? Tell me it is. I knew he was a bloody weirdo but ... IS IT REAL? Someone gave me his other book about the establishment for Christmas, and I was looking for a good excuse not to read it.
It says "This picture made millions cry, the European continent kneels down (as in praying), this picture made Jews, Christians, and even Buddhists and other religions enter Islam.
***Don't skip before writing "Allahu akbar' yadda yadda yadda****
Basically nothing but bullshit, and sandniggeys love to believe it.
>but still can afford a fucking hoverboard
As cucked as Owen Jones is, that book is actually really good in the way it points out how the white working class are overlooked and mocked by the rich.
You're letting me down here /pol/
And yet people deny he's a kike. Look at that nose and grin.
>The surname is also borne by Jews, apparently as an adoption of the non-Jewish surname
Aye, I was disappointed to discover it was fake. Googled it and it appears to have been posted to Reddit from a user under the same name as his Twitter handle. Guess it's fairly safe to assume it's not him, though.
I rate how much it made me laugh, nothing else.
Not even humour.
Good, but only because AoE II.
Not even humour.
She is b8ting/10.
Not humour, but not bad either.
wet pol dream/10.
Not even humour.
Dumb, but works, good.
He was Macedonian?
Do you not know your history? His father was known as The Lion Of Macedon. He had Greek and Macedonian blood.
Seriously, why do people try to argue about subjects they know nothing about?
Especially doing it smugly, you're an ignorant cunt and need to check yourself.
Suprisingly, alot of them buy them like they buy Jordan's and weaves. "I hustlez and copd did shit bix nood grindn in da streets muhfugga." (Totally not from welfare check).
I use the word "afford" very loosely.
Before I was aware of this post I was in a state of total dismay. I was so incredibly anxious because I didn't know what some random German anon thought of each post in this thread but tonight I will sleep comfortably. Thank you for your service.
there was a bear grylls show like this on UK tv.
It was men's island vs women's island
the men's island was organised, everyone had allocated jobs and they began hunting and building shelters from the start.
the woman's island was terrible, nobody had jobs to do, they spent most of their time sunbathing and bitching about each other and then complained when nobody had found any food or boiled any water to drink
I think I have one more, gotta find it though.
Not a porn board you anti-social fuck.
Never made the connection before but Robbaz calls his God-ship the cube. I wonder if he ever thought of Islam when making the destruction of the cube video
Canadian shitposting at its finest.
Alexander was of the Argead dynasty, they originated from the Greek city of Argos.
Alexander's mother was Olympias a Molossian (greek tribe), from Epirus, and a daughter of Greek Neoptolemus the I of Epirus (greek kingdom).
So even IF Macedonians were not Greek, but lowlife Bulgars, Alexander of Macedon could not have been Macedonian since he had epirote and peloponesian roots.
As an anon who smoked since 2003 and quit 2 months ago, it doesnt look or feel cool at all.
Anyone who says it does is just an edgelord, and will soon be a hardcore vaper/fedora army
Korea/Japan/China (can't read moonspeak, blame me) knows whats up.
you know, I have autism, and one thing I really HATE about this picture is the fact that THOSE FUCKING PIECES DON'T FIT
I know it's something dumb and something a lot of people don't even think about, but stuff like that drives me up the wall.
Don't people know shit like this really pisses off autists?
I want to know what the legit number 5 is without the meme translations