I was looking at some old Jeb photos. He looks great with a tan, why is he so pasty all the time, now?
Jeb Bush is the son of a president (more than enough to get you hella laid), brother of another president (more than enough to get you hella laid), a millionaire, and a member of the currently most prominent US political dynasty.
He has no excuse for dating Golem other than him being an autistic cuck.
How does someone like that grow up so autistic with the turtles and shit? Until he fucked up the florida election he was the favorite with the bright political future so its not like his parents ignored him to focus on w
Dude, I cant breath..he actually married a goblin.
Cheer up Jeb.
You did your best, and that's important.
Some people just don't have what it takes.
That doesn't make you worthless. It just means you have to find something else that you are good at.
Like making guack, or selling insurance.
The US is in good hands with president Trump.
You can try again in 8 years.
Maybe you can take this time to learn what the people really want.
He a gud boy. He dindu nuffin.
>“This is the only picture from our wedding,” Bush wrote on Facebook. “The photographer, my brother Marvin, accidentally rerolled from a Frank Zappa concert. Thankfully, my mom took one photo with a Kodak.”
This isn't even funny anymore, God is clearly intent on cucking Jeb for all eternity.
>you think george dropped him on purpose??
It would explain a lot.
CANT WAKE UP
My name is Jeb Bush, and I'm running for president in 2016. I come from a long line of distinguished presidents, and my campaign has been running to continue this tradition. I've been the governor of Florida, and I married a latino woman. This campaign has received heavy investment from the establishment, and I look forward to continuing that investment with you, and we can do Jeb! 2016.
Kevin: How are your numbers so far?
Jeb: Well, we're currently polling around 2-3%.
Kevin: What are you chasing?
Jeb: Unfortunately Mr. Trump is at 40%.
Kevin: I'm out.
Mark: Mr. Trump is actually a fellow businessman who I have already endorsed for president, and I can't invest against him, so I'm out.
Daymond: To be honest, I like what you’re doing, but I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about and I can’t read, so I’m out.
Lori: Yeah Jeb you’re not a female that I can play to with feminism and take advantage of, so I’m out as well.
Robert: How much are you asking for?
Jeb: I am asking for a $200 million investment, and in return you get 70% of the top lobbying rights on executive decisions.
Robert: How much have you spent so far?
Jeb: To date we've spent $128 million.
Kevin: See, this is why I was out, I knew this was trouble from the start.
Robert: Jeb, how can you possibly think you can continue this campaign? Where is the money going?
Jeb: W-w-well...we have inventory...
Kevin: He's DEAD, this is not happening, he just doesn't know it yet. DEAD!
Robert: What’s your inventory?
Jeb: 2,000 guac bowls, and two warehouses full of shirts and sweatshirts.
Mark: Yeah look Jeb you're a nice guy and I'm not going to jerk you around, I know Robert will try to soothe your feelings here but listen to Kevin on this one.
Robert: And how much do the guac bowls sell for?
Kevin: Like I said, DEAD
Robert: Well look I can't come down on your whole campaign, but for me, with those numbers, I'm out.
Jeb: T-thank you sharks.
what's crazy is this dude was governor of my state and i never knew he was married to Gollum
his handlers hid it that well
>Trump is swarmed by enthusiastic reporters
>Rand chats casually with his family
>Carson is wheeled away with an oxygen mask
>Christie goes out back where his wife is waiting with three double cheeseburgers
>Cruz and Rubio shake hands with a scattering of supporters, smiling politely
>Carly Fiorina sips water from a dish in the hall
>Glasses of champaigne are handed out
>Cruz pipes up: “You know, I just want to say, you all did great out there. I’m really proud of this party. I wish you all peace and happiness over the holidays.”
>Rand: “Yeah, Merry Christmas everyone! I look forward to locking horns again in the new year!”
>Carly wags her tails affectionately
>Rubio: “Hey, where’s Jeb?”
>Trump: “I saw him head straight to his dressing room after the debate.”
>Rand: “I hope he’s alright.”
CUT TO JEB’S DRESSING ROOM
>Jeb: “So you want chaos? I’ll give you chaos.”
>Jeb loads up his revolver and flees the room, returning to backstage.
>He pushes through the crowd of candidates, straight for Trump
>He raises the gun to Trump’s forehead.
>Jeb: “You call this low-energy?”
>Trump smirks dismissively.
>Jeb: “You think I won’t do it?”
>Trump: “I don’t doubt you’re willing to pull the trigger…”
>Jeb pulls back the hammer
>Trump: “ ‘cause I know you’re a tough guy.”
>Jeb pulls the revolver away and puts it to his own temple and pulls the trigger.
Fast forward to Fox and Friends the next morning discussing the incident with Trump:
>Trump: “I said it from the beginning, he was a weak candidate. His murder attempt was a disaster. The only thing he did well was suicide.”
Jeb, the only thing he did well was suicide.
>To be honest, I like what you’re doing, but I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about and I can’t read, so I’m out.
Bernie totally exposed! Caught with his pants down!
>Jeb's numbers never increased, it's been one long decline
i kinda want to get a jeb guac bowl, so i can have a cool ironic meme item from the 2016 race
someday when I am an old man, I will show it to my grandkids while telling the story of how the trumpenreich came to be
Jeb won't get a second turn. He's a one shot sort of candidate, that's why he didn't run in 2012.
He spent decades waiting for his perfect chance and Donald snuck up and fucked him in the arse.
Holy shit that's a real quote. This guy's entire life has just been one long string of things not quite living up to their potential.
he has no jaw or neck, and his eyes are one step away from being places like down-syndrome people. He actually just looks like they put a retard in a suit. Also you can tell he doesn't have a lot of confidence in the way he holds himself and the way his eyebrows always looks sad.
You fuckers pretending to be Cash fans, do not even realize when they hear Cash covering a song or not.
For u, idiot.
It's what you get for your family selling out to evil fucking kikes.
They sell out to both the kikes and the sauds.