Why are Caucasoids so hairy?

Climate

because we evolved in the cold and hair helps keep us warm, same reason why blacks have a lot less hair because they lived in hotter climates and did not require it as much.

because it looks manly and more alpha

(yes I'm german and I know about the irony here...)

>>61089918
Hmmm, I've never really thought about that. Arabs and Persians are hairy too because of their Caucasian ancestry. Hairiness might be one of the definitive identifiers for Caucasoids.

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>>61089918
Because Caucasians were neanderthal caveman up in mountains fucking dogs while we built pyramids

>>61089918
Could you get that body type without gear?

>>61090338
I never really got the meme relating Caucasoids to Neanderthals. Don't Mongoloids have more Neanderthal DNA? Even most Negroids have Neanderthal DNA.

it's hair. some people say it is an adaptation to the cold, others to boggy environments where there was a malarial risk, desu, in all likelyhood it's a remnant of when humans had feathers.

>>61090525
the genome is quirky, it pretty much got overstretched, probably because sapien males could produce a viable female hybrid but nothing else was possible. probably. again neanderthal genome sequencing is still in its infancy and the sample size is ridiculously small, and probably degraded in ways.

Sub Saharans have no neanderthal DNA though, as for white people, uhhh, stuff like allergies, genetic disorders, usually nervous system stuff, barrel chest, beards, undeniably still homo sapien (size, proportions) just with a neanderthal like windows template.

>>61091331
Yeah, I knew that about Sub-Saharan Africans, but most Negroids have some Neanderthal DNA, from what I understand.

>>61089918
Why are negroids so dumb?

They're not actually that hairy compared to other races

East asians are the only ones less hairy

>>61089918
>tfw no arm hair

>>61090024
So stupid.
Human body hair isn't for warmth, we don't have fur.

Stuff like chest hair is for sexual selection & signaling, and to prevent chafing while moving (armpit hair), and holding on to pheromonal secretions.

>>61089918
Same reason every prehistoric european megafauna was woolly while the african breeds have barely any hair.

>>61091331
in other words, Neanderthals were basically prehistoric Sweden.

body hair is theorized to have been lost as homo sapiens evolved for persistence hunting, its actual use is likely primitive, like plumage, a sign of health, warmth, and finally something often overlooked, a pre-apidae form of plant pollination.

>ITT: PEOPLE DONT KNOW JACK SHIT WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

>>61090476
Yes, hes not that big and he's like 15% bf.

The other day I realized I've never seen a picture of a native American with a beard and have never seen any latinos with a big thick beard.

>>61091942
>trustmeimwhite.jpg

>>61090338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI

>>61089918
You must be Asian

>>61092077
>adburgerhominem

>>61089918
Because they are the missing link between ape and man

>>61091892
the original purpose of mammalian fur is to provide warmth in cold burrows during the Permian period.

>>61092036
My girlfriend is 1/8th Cherokee and she has almost no body hair. I bet the purebloods don't even have armpit hair.

>>61089918
Caucasoid looking at more gay Caucasoid stuff

>>61089918
Because higher testosterone => more hair.

>>61089918
winters cold yo

It was a way of shielding the body against the cold, all apes including humans have variances of body hair. You need to read Darwin.

>>61092330
Hmm

Rare?

>>61089918
>species evolves in snowy, cold places
>has hair to keep them warm

Well gee, OP. I really can't think of why white people have hair.

>>61089918
We also tend to have very humid summers. They aren't exactly hot by african standards, but they are humid. Body hair helps wick sweat from the skin making you cool off faster

>>61091892
3/10

Low energy b8

>>61092607
what are eskimos?
what are eskimos?
what are eskimos?
what are eskimos?
what are eskimos?
what are eskimos?

>>61092801
lol you faggots think chest hair keeps you warm
whatever

I'll leave this here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exaptation and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vestigiality

>>61092607
So why are blonde nords often smooth skinned?

>>61092448
No, blacks have the most testosterone and they have very little hair.

Is it really cold in Turkey?

>>61090024
>because we evolved in the cold and hair helps keep us warm
Mediterraneans have the most amount of body hair, while Finns have very little.

>>61093114
Do you have an actual source on that?

>>61093114
Latinos have the most test. Blacks and Whites are about equal, with Whites having slightly more.

Blacks have more estrogen, though, so maybe it's that.

>>61092871
hairless gooks

>>61092386
My great grandfather was a full blood Cherokee and he couldn't grow much facial hair

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something something Mediterranean climate

>>61093318
Hairy Latino confirms this

>>61093501
All gooks are hairless

>>61089918
Because it gets cold?
I just shoveled snow for a few hours in a t-shirt. I didn't get cold because my fur protected me.

If I had lived in a warmer climate I would have shaved. But I don't so I won't.

>>61093667
How come every American has a Cherokee great grandfather?

>>61093795
Are you under 6'0 feet?

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>smooth as an ale
>aryan poster boy

eternal twink status

>>61093906
Because every american is a liar.

>>61093114
but within the same race

more hair = more testo


This is why you will see better beards on ice hockey players, soldiers, etc. than among programmers and what not.

Or among tall and bulky people in general.

>>61090525
Negroids have no neanderthal DNA unless they're mixed and the amount present decreases the farther you go from Europe.

Not quite sure where you got that idea.

>>61093906

can confirm, my great grandfather was cherokee

>>61090338
WE WUZ KANGS AN SHEEIT!

>>61093906
Because their women were whores.

>>61093906
I'm being serious though.

Born in Talequah, OK, grew up in an area full of Injuns despite being mainly white

>>61094191
Tahlequah*

Cause white people retain the more primitive characteristics of early humanity. They still have ape like traits. I am a black girl living in Ireland and the men here are unbelievably hairy. You are albino ape-men it is as simple as that.

>>61092871
Eskimos developed with flat faces and subcutaneous fat sort of like blubber to keep them warm. A beard will freeze in that climate, but a flat face will transfer heat much better.

>>61093221
Med just have darker hair. Nordics are as hairy but the straight blonde hair is less apparent. Also small mongoloid admixture

>>61093221
Maybe Finns aren't white

>>61089918

Evolutionary pressure from cold climates.

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>>61094515
Than how come most black people have ape-like chins, mouths, and noses?

It's purely sexual, otherwise kids and women would have it too.

It's just like a beard, it comes at adulthood to make you look more manly

>>61094515

Feel free to leave.

>>61093906
I don't.
I have Hopi ancestors.

Bow down to the superior Native American tribe.

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>>61094515
> They still have ape like traits
Shut the fuck up nigger.

>>61093906

They don't. The idea that all Americans have native blood is proposed by anti-white Marxists who claim that America was built on their rape and genocide. In reality, very few people actually bred with Native Americans and most of them were Canadians/Northern US French Fur-traders who did so for tribal connections for trade and likewise the tribes would marry off their women to these traders so they could get a hold of liquor, firearms, and traps.

Is body hair a sign of neanderthal genes? I saw I had 3% which is a little above average and I am hairy everywhere.

I am of Scandinavian descent but I have very light brown hair which makes my body hair apparent. My father is equally as hairy but he is blonde and his body hair isn't noticeable.

>>61094846
>evilution
good goy

>>61093752
clearly not climate but miscegenation

>>61093221
Real Germanics have a lot of hair too.

>Full head of long, thick hair
>Beard to shame most other men
>Body hair is pretty shit

T-thanks native american genes. It only took 20%, but it fucked me over.

>>61094515
Go live with the dindu clan in the wewuz kingdom then if ireland is too primitive for you, jigaboo.

>>61092563
ehhh a little

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>>61089918
>tfw can't grow a beard

>>61095197
Sounds like me, except my body hair is thick, and my hairline is receding.

I'll probably go bald in my 30s.

>tfw male pattern baldness

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Look at the blonde arm hair. A quintessentially nordic threat, even for women.

>>61095197
you guys sure could take a 45-70 to the back though!

>>61090024
russians are pretty much hairless

>>61095641

G-gimme back my l-land white devil!

>>61095017
kinda cute

>>61093906
Mine was patawatme actually

>>61095595


Lots of young naturally blonde women don't shave because they think having blonde peach fuzz on their lips means people won't see it.

Spoiler: We do, now shave that shit off and get treated for PCOS

>>61095832
I noticed too that Slavs are pretty hairless.
Celts, Latins and Germanics are the furs

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>sissy non-caucasians talking about hairiness

>>61096078
Nah, Serbians are pretty hairy people.

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>>61093318
Latino? Sounds like BS

>>61095017
is that Chimp actually called "Mafuka" as in mafucka as in motherfucker

>>61096168
no joking, that guy looks subhuman
is that what you evolved from or still are?

>>61089918

Northern Europe is pretty cold when you're in the nip.

>>61091331
>barrel chest
If you don't have a barrel chest, you're just a twinky faggot desu.

>>61093318
Ayy, thanks hans
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110116125417AAqTTlC

Northeast Europeans are not hairy. Northeast Europeans have the most Europeans genes. Therefore it's likely that aboriginal Europeans were not all that hairy at all. What you're looking at is Neolithic incursion from the Middle East that increased hairyness elsewhere in Europe.

>>61090476
This, pls respond

>>61091706
Sub-Saharan Africans ARE "negroids". Same thing. North Africans are Caucasoid.

The reason you are confused: most "African Americans" have neanderthal DNA because most African Americans have Caucasoid DNA.

>>61090338
And now you live in a country dominated by an, "inferior" race. Idk anon, if I were you I'd kill myself.

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>>61096078

True

>>61091892
>So stupid.
>Human body hair isn't for warmth, we don't have fur.

nice bait. Don't forget to brush your teeth before bed kiddo.

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>>61096434
we are neanderthals bruh
this guy is 18 years old

>>61094515
I hate niggers, so I don't live in their countries. You could at least have the common fucking decency to reciprocate. Cheers monkey girl.

>>61096809

I have that body type now. Problem is I'm 5'6".

It's a blessing and a curse being a short, stocky guy.

>>61097197
You have 50% genes from Kotias hunter-gatherer which is a genetic component closest related to Early Neolithic Farmers, and the rest of you is mostly also ENF. No wonder you are hairy.

>>61096434
do high test males intimidate you anon?

>>61097155
Why are Middle Eastern men so hairy, yet it never gets freezing cold?

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>>61096300
Underrated post muhfugen

>>61095017
literally a monkey

>>61097715
Because these people don't understand cold-adaptation features, they are just spewing their own theories.

There is one study on Neanderthal noses and it states that the big Neanderthal nose was not cold-adapted at all.

>>61089918

It's just a sign of high test. So is going bald oddly enough.

FROM LIVIN IN CAVES N SHEEIT NIGGUH

>>61091706
No, dumbass, niggers have NO Neanderthal DNA.

>>61093906

Great grandfather sleepem around big time.

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>>61093221
im hairy af but its white
>mfw white beard

>>61097346
yeah, we wuz farmers n shiet

>>61089918
its cold up here

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>>61089918
>tfw hairy as fuck but only from arse below (arse included)

>>61090476
He's on gear, but you could do it. It would just take you longer and you'd have to be real strict with diet (not for leanness obviously, but for more mass).

Crossfit plus a good chunk of isolation work for your arms, chest, and shoulders should be your primary training focus.

>>61099734
Same here.

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>>61097023
This. Most African Americans are like 20-30% white dna according to Ancestry.com & 23&me.

If we sent them all back to Africa they really would be Kingz and Queenz.

because it's cold as ball
also it genetic

>>61089918
Neanderthal Genetics we inherited.

>>61089918
Caucasian body hair is excess manliness that could not be contained within our mortal form. It seeps from our pores, expanding into the surroundings.

>>61090525
The Neanderthal DNA is absent from Negroids. What are you living under a rock?

>>61091750
They lack the Neanderthal DNA for survival.

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>>61099734


I shave mines once every week since I go jogging every morning.

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>>61101000
>shaving
Are you even a man?

>>61090338

> Neanderthals went extinct 40K years ago
> Pyramids were built 4-10K years ago

>>61101000
>be man
>shave legs

it's like you want to be a woman.

>>61097868
Actually, it is, the "large Neanderthal nose" allowed air more time to travel through the air passage-way, warming before it entered the body.

>>61101000

C A K E B O Y
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>>61099734
Same bro

>>61101000
Wtf am I reading. Your legs? Sure I get trimming your pubes and shaving your arse-crack. But shaving your legs? What are you a pornstar?

Not wearing a tophat and having beard

Are you even white anon?

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>>61102525
Forgot pic

>>61090338
You mean, used slave labor to build pyramids?

>>61089918

'mirin

no homo

>>61089918
>>61100415

>Fur on chest, belly and legs
>Almost nothing on back and ass
I have no idea how is this possible

>>61090476
Easily, he's not huge. Would just take time and diet.

>>61102191
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0047248410002198

>>61089918
Because they have the highest test

>>61102581
you're not even white anon, at least by /pol/ standards.

>>61102581
That's not a top hat.

>>61102864
So they basically looked at it and went "nah that can't be it", without actually testing their hypothesis?

Not very scientific.

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>>61097071
>not posting national fur
stay pleb

>>61089918

for looking manly, especially combined with woodcutting

>>61090175
you guys were manly and alpha, were..

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>>61090338
>niggers in charge of being educated
>niggers in charge of basic introductory history

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>>61102769
Wut's going on ITT faggots?

>>61093983
im a tall, bulky ex marine and my beard is weak as fuck familia, my moms puetro rican too and on my dads white side they have good beards.

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>>61090338

I have already educated the negroid and ayrap about who the true kings were, this is getting tiresome

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oukoe-uk-britain-tutankhamun-dna-idUKTRE7704OR20110801

>Up to 70 percent of British men and half of all Western European men are related to the Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun, geneticists in Switzerland said.

When you gaze up at the splendour of the pyramids give a thank you to the anglo gods that built them

>>61103347
Is dat a sasquatch?

>>61102968
this is true. higher test levels mean more body hair. If you research steroids, you'll see that increased body hair is listed as a side effect.

>>61090476
Wtf is gear? God Inhate /fit/ memes.

>>61089918
mirin hard
>that beard
>dat chest hair
>those arm muscles

no homo

>>61090525
Mongolians have the most, niggers have some at an incredibly low rate due to back migration from eurasia into africa

Dont listen to most other poster here because they know half truths by what they see here

>>61091892
this is the correct answer

>>61102998
Whats /pol/ standers for being white?

>>61104213
Don't fall for the memes.

>>61101611
>>61102286


idk why people think im a faggot since i'm extremely repulsed by all the pics of hairy legs so far.

>>61104142
>no homo

sure m9 w/e you say

>>61096295
They are the best boxers in Hajime no Ippo. They can manipulate their range.

>>61105491
t. Svenny Svensker Svennson

I just want to look like the guy, not fuck him.

Who here /bushy_eyebrows/?

>>61105663
>i am not closet gay guys, i promise
>you believe me, r-r-right?

>>61105755
Nah, mine are quite ... Idk what is the opposite of bushy? Linear?

>>61105834
Svenny "give sniper lessons to muslim youth" Svensker, you are one to talk.

Okay, I admit, I am actually kinda bisexual, but in this case I actually only want to emulate that guy in the OP, not fuck him. I am dominant anyway, so I prefer smaller guys than me.

>>61105755
>tfw Scottish on dad's side