DOW DOWN 500pts and dropping.!!

Oh dear, just noticed its under 16k now.

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>tfw too stupid to make money from stock market
Just fuck my shit up family

530 POINTS

WHAT IS THIS

feels good mayne
trusting the jew
not even once
hilarious people are surprised when history repeats itself

WE DID IT REDDIT

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HOLY SHIT

Could somebody please find Ja Rule? Get hold of this motherfucker, so I can make sense of all this.

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>>61088259
This the Dow on a monthly interval basis.

>look at January alone

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>>61088626
You call me senpai?

How do I profit from such an occurance? When do I buy?

So glad I liquidated all my stock holdings two weeks ago. The stock market has been a good long term investment but it's too gamed now. Automated trading is squeezing most of the profits out of the market. I'm going with mostly land as long term investments now. Difficult to liquid quickly but it does have intrinsic value.

I've made 41 bucks today
8)

>>61088259
SEllsellsell

>>61088489
We all said not to invest at this time familia

>>61088724
12000 is more or less where it needs to be

>>61088489
You don't even have to be smart. Just read /pol/. I made 150 grand off /pol/ advice.

In 2011 /new/ told me to buy gold and some bitcoins, ended up making 60k out of literally nothing.

Then before the supposed shemitah I bought Raytheon and 3M stocks and sold them in December.

Now I'm buying gold again. Have 30 solid ounces of gold and 100 ounces of silver in my bank safe.

>>61089310


pretty close to the equivalent of 1,400 on that SP 500 I'm looking at

that'd be the 50% retrace from the 2009 lows up to last year's high

>>61088626
my man

>>61089645
Of course its complicated, since the indexes composition is constantly changing.

>>61089553
Is now the time to buy gold Germanbro?

>>61088766

At the bottom. So not for a while yet.

>>61090258
It's the only thing worth buying, since everything else will sink. Oil, euro, USD, stocks. I wouldn't buy gold if I was sure there is a currency or an index that won't tank, but gold is the safest bet for now.
I would buy Colt LLC and Heckler Koch stock, if they weren't private, tho.

>>61090305
What's good to invest in at that point?

>>61088766
If it hits around 13000 then that would be a good time to buy the index or you can start pricing into just about anything thats a big bluechip. (google, apple etc)

If you want to do day trading then check out E-mini S&Ps. thats what I'm doing atm.

>>61090565
Colt is getting assraped since they never respected civilian markets until very recently. Colt needs to change is tune quickly and move its manufacturing base to TX.

>>61090565
what kind of returns will i see? I want to invest around 2k

>>61091628
No one, except Jacob Rothschild knows.

Europe is at the brink of something, China melting down, Middle East drowned in wars, Iran a hair away from a war with SA, Canada is pretty much done, US about to collapse under it's own bullshit.

What else would you invest into in the current situation?

>>61088626
>>61088763
ITS MURDAH

>>61091919
Fair enough, but what company to invest in? Algo? I NEED SHEKELZ SENPAI

>>61092214
Then you just invest into something stable, then invest when it's at the rock bottom.

>>61092364
How about Barrick? It is a mining stock