US MARKET CRASH

>>61075740
bump

dubs if Mr. Robot did it

>happeningfags

I don't know what's more embarrassing. Happeningfags being wrong everyday and just hitting the reset button as if no "happening" was ever claimed. Or the fact happeningfags posts frogs, type in all caps, and believe in meme magic.

Either way, these threads are 100% embarrassing.

lel

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GERMANY STILL FALLING -3.

I picked a hell of a time to go on a trip...

>>61075740
This so fucking awesome, its actually happening. China crashed, russia on -5, we breached 16k and its still going down.

Though the feds are probably going to try their hand again, there is speculation that even they may be at their limits.

Ron Paul warned us

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Thread theme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

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>>61076123

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>>61076123
FUCK OFF, MEME MAGIC IS REAL!

GET READY GUYS

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>there are people that still believe the market isn't controlled by the richest fags in the world

they're lowering it so they can buy cheap again idiots

This is it

>>61075740
MEME MAGIC

>>61076123
Dude fuck off, a small happening has already been confirmed.

Whether or not it will breach the mythical /pol/ standards for happening (riots on streets, no food etc.) remains to be seen. But it reached -3% in the premarket. At -5% you would have enough reason to go to your nearest store and buying up all the canned goods.

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ITS ON THE FUCKING NEWS I REPEAT THIS IS A HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOCKS ARE GOING TO CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My portfolio is literally getting #rekt

IT BEGINS

WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING
WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING

We are in the beginning stages of a global economic depression.

Gold way up
Oil way down
Markets tumbling
Currencies Tumbling

Bank runs by summer, I guarantee it.

RIP

>>61075740
-8000000000
IDS HABBEINING

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>tfw neet and knowing you won't gain anything good from this

They will stop all trades if it goes below 10%

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>>61076123
MEME MAGIC IS REAL, FUCK OFF!

SILVER IS YOUR ONLY ESCAPE

S
I
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V
E
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NAS -8%

Holy shit

>>61076442
faggery affirmed by these retarded unfunny posts

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>350 down in 3 minutes
HOLY SHIT /POL/ WAS RIGHT FOR ONCE

come on, hit -400

It's not happening. Stop creating these threads.

this is fucknig awesome

http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-cnbc-live-stream/

these guys have some panic in their voices.

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>>61076505

SUB 16k HHOLY SHIT

HAPPENING IN PROGRESS

WALL STREET CHIMPOUT IMMINENT

>>61076545
-368.40

HOLY SHIT MY INTERNET IS SLOWLY FADING AWAY, MY KB'S ARE GOING DOWN

IT'S OVER

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>>61076364

>>61076442
>>61076219

Do you think these two realize how embarrassing they are?

We feel sorry for you. In fact, we feel sorry for all happeningfags

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God damnit /pol/, stop the meme magic. I have investments, please don't ruin my investments

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>there are literally people that saw this post and started scrambling to sell their stocks

Buy while it's hot lads!

>>61075740

WATCH CNBC LADS

http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-cnbc-live-stream/

It's actually informative and you can hear Kramer talk about slitting his wrists

>>61076545
Fuck you white boy

>>61076556
thank you kindly.

comfty.

>>61076545
THIS. He is right. It's never happening. Just stop alarming people for nothing.

Was that banker crying in the interview?

inb4 it bounces back slightly positive/flat

>>61076545
>down 350 as soon as markets opened

Yeah sure is not happening

>>61076545
cracker

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>>61076571
>
iamthe happening

>>61076635
t. investor

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>>61076545
>>61076635

>>61076123

/pol/ has turned into /b/ 2.0

>>61076635
>samefagging with IDs

Obvious shill.
Hw much do (((they))) pay you

>>61076635
>>61076545

double fake shill sent in by FEMA to calm the panicked masses

happening confirmed

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Nothing to see here

>>61076681
JUST

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>its not happening

denialfags remain delusive.

>>61076635
>>61076545

>happeningfag false flagging as a "shill" not familiar with board IDs
>happeningfags will use this as "proof" of shills

Stay embarrassing

>>61076619

They fear meme magic

>>61076635
>can't tell that his ID is showing

Just like he can't tell he isn't white.

>>61076719
kek

>>61076635
SAMEFAG FUCK OFF

>-2% down

wow it's nothing

>>61076545
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>61076750
nice try FEMA

SELL IT ALL ANONS GET OUT WHILE THERE'S STILL SOMETHING TO GET

>>61076785
IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES, YOU FUCKING RETARD

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Who here has Gold? Peter Schiff is right again!

Trump is greater then Hillary and Bernie!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69ojFGKFBtk

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>>61076719
absolutely nothing to see

>>61076635
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A RETARD

>>61076785
>2% down within minutes of market open

Are you fucking retarded?

>>61076545
>>61076635
kek

>>61076619
well the dow is down 10% this month alone so far, literally hasnt happened since 2008

Yeah but how do I get rich from this

>>61076821
THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS AT THE OPENING, YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>61076842
congrats you're not doing any worse than the shit market

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Just calm down already. You are panicking everything.

Look, read at this. Global players are positive about the future, it's okay.

fags on pol pretending they know how the markets work and that they have investments

>>61076869
>>61076821
IT HAPPENS

IT ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU LOOK WHEN YOU SAY THAT AS IF IT'S SOMETHING BIG?

HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING TWATAS

>>61076901
THERE ARE NO BRAKE ON THE HABBEINING TRAIN

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>>61076785
It's not just about this day alone, but the whole 2016 so far.

>>61076901
Go fucking cuck may your country burn

>>61076842

>down 14%

Damn man, I was up 20% last year on 140k

>>61076545
>>61076635
Shill or troll? the world may never know.

>>61076901

>markets always open 2% down

Okay achmed

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>>61076943
>Global players

>>61076842
>rate of return -14%

righto m8

>>61076943
>India
>Brazil
>MEXICO

t. Mexican Intellectual

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>>61076943
Shut up Brother, like our reputation wasn't bad enough we have an idiot who can't into ID's

The irony is if the U.S. Market completely fails the rest of the worlds follows suit

>dow jones

more like

DOWN JONES

>>61076902
yup, it's two index funds, fairly representative of the market

>>61076985
i was up like 3% somewhere around christmas. felt like a king

SUB 16K
>SUB 16K
SUB 16K
>SUB 16K

>>61076704
/pol/ has always been /b/ with a plotline

>>61076610
>we
speak for your self faggot

>>61076943

The only people who panic are poor fags with less than 100k in investments :^)

If you don't have a self-managed IRA/401k you're going to get BTFO by the market consistently during bear markets.

Kramer even said we're in a bear market, expect declines of another 10-15%

>one guy has a small breakdown
>talk about love like its the end of days

holy kek

>>61077106
We're literally the /pol/iticstards of /b/

>>61077106
>/pol/ has always been /b/ with a plotline
Awesome comparison

>>61076970
>>61076977
>>61076992
That the markets move a lot in the first few minutes always happens. It's correcting for news and shit that happend while it was closed. So it is -2% since it closed yesterday, NOT IN 5 MINUTES.

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>Below 16k

>>61077068

I was up about another 5%, didn't sell and I lost about 4% before I sold earlier this week. I'm staying away from stocks for now.

I was up to 150k in November, wish I had sold then desu

Been considering doing mostly bonds in my retirements Roth IRA and IRA accounts because its less volatile and you get semi-annual income.

>>61075740
Didn't someone say it would lose 500 points today? Then lose another 500 points Monday? Holy shit happening confirmed!

>>61076943
>3 of 5 are BRICS members.

kek

>>61076611
made me laugh like a little girl

>>61077179

Yes, I am perfectly aware of this. The thing is that when the markets open 2% down it's going to affect the rest of the day.

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looks like someone wanted to keep the dow above 16000 no matter what.

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>>61077179
C U C K
U
C
K

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>tfw /pol/ is wrong about the happening, as always

feds have kicked into motion again, but kek, the euro markets are getting worse

http://money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/

>>61077261
Yes but it's not something unusual.

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>>61077267
>WoW

of course a happeningfag manchild would have world of warcraft open in a different window

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>>61077273
/pol/ is always wrong

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BASED CRASHI CHAN

SHE DID IT AGAIN

>>61077329

not only that, but he's using the default UI.

non-addon fags are the worst.

>>61076332
Your Swedish asshole has been getting REKT a lot lately.
:D

It's not a "happening", but the Dow and other stock markets are going to be incredibly volatile as long as the world economy is trending like it is now.

It's a feedback cycle between cheap oil, the Chinese bubble deflation, and the Dow reacting to both. Each is helping feed the other.

>DAX Germany -309.05 -3.16% 9,485.15

kek, do the jews have enough fingers to stop all the small holes in the dam?

>>61077457
DAX is nothing.

it represent only the 30 biggest companies in germany.

it can crash but nothing will happen.

>>61077551
>only the 30 biggest companies
>nothing will happen

what. lol damage control faggot

>>61077551
>30 biggest companies in the fourth largest economy in the world
>it's nothing

Also those 30 biggest companies without a doubt correlate with pretty much every other german company.

>>61077551
>30 biggest companies in germany.
>Crash but nothing will happen
>30 biggest
>Nothing will happen

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>>61077551
>only the 30 biggest companies in germany.
how does that not scare the shit out of you? your countrymen WILL be laid off within 6 months after next quarter because of this.

This is a slow happening, but its still happening

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>>61077551

>>61077455
I though cheap oil only temporary hurt 1st world economies that have a large industry base and oil extraction industries?

Surely the extra money consumers save at the gaspump will contribute to economic activity!

>Check Nasdaq from 2008 to now
>It's not even close to where 2008 was by a long shot

I thought you told me that it was happening, /pol/.

You lied.

>watching how slowly ticks down to 16k.
>watching how everything is practically in red.

so all this from oil from iran?

>>61077638
>>61077690
>sarcasm
here literally needs to be a sign

>>61077779
QUADS CHECK EM CONFIRMED HABBENING

Finally it begins.

>>61077638
>>61077690
>>61077696
>>61077718
>>61077758
kek

this is what my freind told me.
see how bizzare this is.

>that one attempt by the feds to raise it didnt work out so long

haha kek, its sub 16k again. Pump some more money you jew faggots.

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>>61077551
>30 biggest companies
>nothing will happen

>>61075740
I'm patiently watching my favorite stock hover around $2.00 per share right now. I'm waiting for it to hit $1.50, when it typically starts going back up to it's average high of $250.00
I may never be rich, but my retirement will be comfortable.

>>61077779
>Implying a crash has to be at the previous crashes value

>Guys its not near where it was in 1929, I thought you said it was happening

>>61077777

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>NOT HABBENINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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DOW JUST DROPPED BELOW 16000!!!!!

>>61077917
The jew faggots are actually doing it now. Pumping more cash but they are near their limit kek. The volume and the insanity is getting too large.

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Daily reminder

>>61078008
UNDER 16,000

WE 2008

HOW LONG UNTIL MEDIA IS OPENLY SAYING RECESSION?

>>61077995
>NOT

>>61077993

nice
also poo

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aliens are monitoring thread

>>61078128

Wouldn't it be ironic if the world re-recessions right as Obama's about to leave office?

>Jan 2017
>Trump about to take oath
>country literally no better than it was 8 years ago
>still blaming Bush

>next round of money pumping begins
>at this point its like trying to move a heavy rock up a mountain.

Good luck, rock pushing jews.

>>61078270
Ayyyyylmao

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>>61078270
ayyyyyyyy

>>61077779
From recent high to final low, the dji fell 7600 pts. From recent high to recent low, it's fallen about 3000 pts.

Almost halfway to 08, bub

>>61078270

ayy where the alien womyn at

>>61077951
Banderes looks more Anglo than anything else.

>>61078506
And it's about to get worse, my freedom loving friend.

Denialfags on Suicide watch.

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>>61078584
>ETERNAL
>T
>E
>R
>N
>A
>L

>>61078270
AYY LMAO

>>61076123
Read the news. Economies don't just crash immediately you idiot. This has been ongoing since summer.

>>61078671
I'm just saying! He has the face of a Northumbria warrior.

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0% INTEREST UNTIL THE SYSTEM DIES
0% INTEREST UNTIL THE SYSTEM DIES
0% INTEREST UNTIL THE SYSTEM DIES
0% INTEREST UNTIL THE SYSTEM DIES
0% INTEREST UNTIL THE SYSTEM DIES

im dumb is there anyway i can contribute to helping with this or should we just keep meme magic

>>61078745
>This has been ongoing since summer.
Lol, only the rich are losing money. Small fries are only losing opportunities like handing 10 years worth of wages over to bank for the "privilege of owning a home" in a urban area.

>>61078875

jews flipping shit everywhere.

>>61078889
I dont think that you need meme magic to crash things, they will crash on their own just fine.

>>61078949
wanting to live in an urban area is the initial problem.

>>61078875

Yo who is that guy? I'm watching this and he's based as fuck.

He's dropping redpills left and right. That one fucking kike was like "hurr people will spend moar due to low gas prices" and British dude was dropping the, "PEOPLE AREN'T SAVING MONEY DUE TO THE RISING HEALTH CARE COSTS" and other shit.

>>61078949
>only the rich are losing money

Are you aware of the effects the 1929 crash had on the little people?

How naive to think that it's only the rich who will suffer in this.

>>61078889

Sell all your stocks

I DON"T KNOW WHJAT TO WATCH, CNBC OR FOXBUSINESS

>>61078996
>>61078949
or we could try something like

YOU CANT OUTPUMP A TSUNAMI, FEDERAL RESERVE

Canada will cut rates into negative for the first time ever by June, even as US rates rise.

Who /depression/ here?

>>61079095

Is it safe to assume that more common men are playing the markets today, then maybe even 10 years ago?

I dont know much about this stuff

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>>61078074

>>61079254
Perhaps, but that just makes it even more of a problem. Because they'll lose money directly from their own stocks and they'll lose money when the jobs dry up.

>>61079213
its ok dude weed.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGS IT ISN'T HAPPENING!!

I JUST GOT A GOOD JOB AND QT3.14 WHITE ARYAN GF!!

>>61079327
implying serious traders have jobs other than sitting in front of a fucking computer.

>>61078949

A vast majority of investors are not big businesses or the wealthy, but small, single investors with retirement plans; 401ks and IRAs, mostly.

Most people think they're little guys, and, just like you, that the market won't effect them. They don't pay attention to their investments and in crashes, they lose the most.

>>61079478

good thing i'm young.

no fucks given.

>>61076148
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>61079416
https://www.google.com/#q=dow

>>61079416
Wew being this in denial

>>61079528

Yeah, it would suck to be saving enough money now for it to actually be worth a damn when you retire.

This is actually the time you should be invested and saving aggressively. But, hey, shortsightedness for the win, I suppose.

>>61079043
I think you missed my point; only those who have the extra income to invest are getting hurt. Hourly workers and the middleclass are not that affected by this stock drop since their share of the market, retirement funds will be put back to profitability out over time.

>>61079095
>Are you aware of the effects the 1929 crash had on the little people?
Yes. However it's not 1929 dickhead.

IT'S 2016 AND THE US GOVERNMENT IS TOO SMART TO MAKE THE MISTAKE OF BURNING FOOD, NOT HELPING STARVING CITIZENS AND HAVING BANKS GO UNDER TAKING EVERYONE'S MONEY!

Americans almost went communist/fascist during the great depression. The people in power will steal from their own before the even allow the poor to starve in this country and risk a upheval again.

>>61079416
>i'm in denial, waaah waaaah
wew lad

>>61079597

i am invested aggressively.

because i don't give a shit

because i'm young.

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>>61079417
Did you read the original comment?

>Is it safe to assume that more common men are playing the markets today, then maybe even 10 years ago?

>common men

As in people trading on the side. Not professional traders. Everyday men with stocks.

This should be an interesting day...

>>61079641

>extra money to invest

Most investors are hourly workers putting %3 into their retirement plans every check.

How much fucking money do you think it takes to start a retirement plan? The middle class gets hit the hardest precisely BECAUSE they don't have extra cash floating around to absorb loss.

Jesus christ.

>>61079693

i see what you mean, my apologies.

>>61079074

I have no idea bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXbGJFz-GqQ

>>61079641
>Yes. However it's not 1929 dickhead.

They think it could be actually.

We never really recovered from 2008, people are still getting poorer.

Only you don't see soup kitchen lines anymore because it's done discreetly, and you can blame shops closing on the internet.

We expended our ammunition during the last recession and things didn't recover enough for that to be an option again, which means the next crash will be a financial disaster.

Everyone say with me:

Thanks Capitalism!!!

>>61079416
I'm gonna laugh when you have to sit on the stoop of your building in a catatonic state while rich Chinese bareback your girlfriend's shithole for $15 and hour.

WE GOIN UP NAO

Pack up everyone.

>>61079851
t. Alberto Barbosa

fuck off back to leftypol you retard

>>61079693

Yea thats what i meant. Im thinking about people that use apps like Robinhood. Like me.

Im not losing any sleep over my losses but im wondering about those who are.

>>61079851

t. Alberto Barbosa

These threads are always good for a laugh. After a few shitty days the market have a record breaking day. I won't fall for it anymore

>>61079851

t. Alberto Barbosa

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>>61078128
It won't happen boys, I'm sorry. I truly am. It's just a slow dimming of the flame.
Just in case
>POP BUBBLES

>>61080001
In the past 60 years the opening weeks of January have predicted trends for the rest of the year with 87% accuracy.

>>61076307
>At -5% you would have enough reason to go to your nearest store and buying up all the canned goods.

look at this retard and laugh

>>61080089
How did it start back in 07/08?

Trump is being set up for a recession that they are going to blame on him and permanently shift the political discourse to the left afterwards.

>back down to less then 2%
>vix dropping
we need meme magic guys

>>61080130

Drops that big are going to cause panic. The next drop after it might be 10% or it might rally. Canned food is a solid investment either way.

>>61080334
Yea, it seems like it has stabilized. How do we make it go bad again?

"New Oil Order"

ummmmmm just heard that on CNBC by a shill saying "oh yeah invest in energy"

Of course based British dude is calling him out.

>>61080368

Except this is the real world and drops that big mean jackshit. No one is going to starve due to the chinese stock bubble. No one starved during the 2008 crash which was a lot bigger than this has even potential to ever be.

>Canned food is a solid investment either way.
Seriously, it's an investment now, why not buttcoins and sugar why we are at it.

This is why no one takes you retards seriously.

This is going to be worse than 2008, way worse.

I would literally sell what you can in the next 2-3 months, because this is the year the bottom is going to drop out.

Stock up on ammunition, storable food & medicines. These become invaluable during catastrophic economic collapses.

Make sure you have a go-bag and a group of friends and family that you can regroup with if shit gets really bad.

Here is some good reading on what life in a crashed global economy will look like, from someone who lived through their country's economy literally imploding;

http://www.shtfplan.com/emergency-preparedness/preparing-for-economic-collapse_05172011

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If the stock market actually crashes what does this mean for the job market?

I'm trying to get a software development job with no luck and I have 4 months until I graduate.

>>61080197
The great recession was signaled by the great quant meltdown of August 2007. The first generation of fully automated algorithmic trading strategies all contained terms for real estate property values, because, among other things, homeowners were using their houses like ATMs.

When those math models failed, they failed spectacularly. That was really the canary that died in the coalmine. Bear and Lehman and AIG were downstream casualties.

>>61080599

If you want to make big returns you should by oil now-ish

>>61080717
jobs will get killed.
look at walmart waht happened today

they closed 256 stores.
its happening my friend

>>61080667

Stocks in the Great Depression only dropped a little over 10% a day. A 5% drop is significant if it keeps happening regularly.

We're now experiencing regular 2-3% drops. It doesn't take much for it to pick up speed.

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>>61080717
Some advice from a guy with 20 years in the industry.

Make a looking for job app that aggregates jobs in your local area, with adds in it. Put it on the marketplace for free or a dollar without adds.

You will make more money that way, because you are not going to have a job and neither will anyone else, but at least you can make money off all of the people looking for work.

Holy Shit CNBC is going so ridiculously anti-fed

I think I found a new supplemental network for news.

This is glorious

>>61080717
If the American economy drops-out (as many have already predicted it will) there wont be a job market.

If you can get a job now, look into something in construction or a skilled trade.

There will be millions of unemployed and unexperienced college kids fighting for menial jobs, you need to become skilled labor and you will put yourself above and beyond the college-educated masses.

>>61080717
Nigga what languages do u know and what r u applying for

So I take it I should wait 6 months for the bottom to fall out before buying any stocks

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How am I doing lads?

>>61081436
>>61081224
>>61080717


Learn how to pick locks. Learn the local police response time. Learn how to set up distractions in one area of town to tie up the police so you can do things in another area of town.

Learn the surveillance mapping of your local area (that alone will be valuable and can make you a ton of money selling that). Set up tin can wifi sniffing so that you can find any unsecured wifi in your area and use that to go online.

Hmm what else. Try to learn who are the local drug dealers and their suppliers/grow ops. Make friends with people in the police dept and other local government. Surveil them to ensure compliance or favours etc.


Basically prepare for an actual police state

>>61081224
What do you mean by a job app that aggregates jobs with adds?

>>61081436
This is what I feared. Do you need training to do construction? I'm thinking about grabbing a construction job if I don't get anything and continue developing on the side until I can find work.

BELOW 16,000!
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>>61076635
FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH

>>61081604
So also can someone explain, when you buy stock in say...nasdaq, you are not buying stock in any company but more a conglomorate of stocks/companies and you reap the benefits or losses based on those included stocks combined average (like the s&p 500)? So investing in similar stocks to your post is sort of like investing in a countries economy as a whole?

>>61081244
CNBC during market hours is probably the most objective news station compared to the fox, msnbc, cnn, etc

But make no mistake they still shill 80% of the time so don't get too excited

I recommend listening to Bloomberg radio

>>61081062

We aren't anywhere near a scenario that is close to the GD

If you want to make money, from this panic sell short stocks.

In the future when you want to make money in the long term buy stable oil companies, not drillers most of them will go banktrupt and it's too early to say which ones will remain.

Oil price is always tied to politics. Remember that and you can make money like I did when shit hit the fan due to Ukraine.

>>61081437

The weird thing is I'm very skilled. I had an internship in ASP.net C# development, have dabbled in iOS development and data analysis with mysql and python. I have a 3.1 GPA, I just can't get past interviews because I stutter on the behavioral parts.

I've applied to a bunch of banks and credit card companies.

>>61081695
What I did was essentially start as a unskilled laborer / construction worker, and throughout the years, my job my employer gave me pretty valuable training and experience in various shit.

I also took Community College classes in Plans-reading and Construction management that got me promoted to a management position at the company.

If you live on East Coast USA, construction jobs are booming and you are guaranteed a job as long as the economy does not totally collapse.

Look into trade schools and/or apprenticeship positions in HVAC/Carpentry/Plumbing/Electrical.

>>61081819
Nasdaq is an exchange so you can't buy the Nasdaq

You can buy etfs that track the exchange or etfs that hold a bundle of shares of specific companies

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>>61081695
Write a cell phone app, that aggregates job listings according to the area that the person is in. Put adds in it (adds give you passive income) or have an "upgrade" that takes the adds out for a dollar.

>>61078270
AYY LMAO

>>61082010
Pretty much.
Real time stock watcher
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/stocks

>>61081819
Yes. Kinda. The stock market is not the economy, but it is the sum of predictions for the economy. Stocks almost always overshoot both up and down.

The exchange traded funds (ETFs) for the major indices maintain their tracking to the index by owning shares (real shares) of every company in the index, weighted by the same formula the index uses. So if you own SPY, you own a little bit of all 500 companies in the index. In your countries currency. That last part is important.

If you believe that the Korean Won will go down versus the USD, then the trade is to buy dollars, then buy stocks in dollars. If you believe the Won will strengthen against the dollar, then buy stocks in Won.

Shorted twitter at 3pm yesterday

Covered at 10AM today with a 45% profit.

Work day is over.

>>61081819

Index funds are what you use to invest in an entire market itself

>>61082170
>>61082135
>>61082010
ok thanks, still learning desu.

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Could curry loli have prevented this?

>>61082156

Fuck yeah brah. Mad gains

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hey boys woke up from a nap, market still crashing?

>>61082056
>http://www.tradingeconomics.com/stocks
New Zealand stronk

>>61082156

Could have got another 10% out of it if I had waited another 15 minutes; but pigs get slaughtered and I didn't want to stay in through a 3-day weekend.

>>61082031
Ads* sorry, you sound like a filthy inbred

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>>61082262
market is fine.

>>61079851
>gov't appointed central banks fuck up economy
>blame capitalism, propose yet more gov't as solution
>repeat cycle

>>61082262
Yep

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Again, thank you /pol/ for making me sell all my index fund shares because of the September meme. I saved a lot of the money which my parents wasted on me.

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WHY RON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>61082534
You are fucking welcome Swede m8

>>61082534
>>61082648

Same here. I almost put $30k into a vaguard acct in August.

Kinda stupid to try to time the market when it's a long term investment but hey, if I bought then I'd be down a lot

>>61082534
Listening to /pol/ for market advice. TOP KEK KEK OF THE BRAND NEW YEAR

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>>61075740
>wake up
>free fall
im going to die a poor man

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>>61082056
>http://www.tradingeconomics.com/stocks

lol

>>61082939

fuck i left out russia lol

>>61076246
>VIX almost up 15%

Yeah, its crashing alright

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>>61082867
>not believing in /pol/'s meme magic
This >>61082827 guy wouldve lost a fuck ton if he didn't. I bet you trust /biz/ top kek

>>61076545
argentina pls

you're already broke. its not like anything is going to change for you

>>61082988
it shot up to 18 immediately and has been rapidly going up and down, i think that says a lot about volatility right now

>>61082993
Oh I believe in meme magic alright. But to listen to these autists when it concerns your finances is royally stupid swede friend.

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>>61076495
this is your fault Greece

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>>61076681

>>61083160
Greece crashed because of Goldman and Sachs cooking their books you burger loving dumbass.

You fucked us all, why did you help dismantle The Empire and pull out of Iraq?

>>61075740

I don't really understand why so many in the u.s. are flipping the fuck out of low oil and China slowing down. I think both of those things are good for the u.s.

Low oil means cheap gas, means American consumers get more money for themselves and less for saudi faggots etc. How is that bad? Especially because cheap oil hurts our enemies a lot more than it hurts us.

Having Venezuela, Saudis, Russia, Iran collapse due to their over reliance on oil to pacify their dumb population would be great. Then we could have expensive oil that goes to u.s. industry.

A slowing China has the same possibility. Social unrest, though it'd more easily fuck the u.s. economy for awhile I would think we could recover. Gives more focus to u.s. industry or we just shift to some other shithole like India to make our pencils for us.

Tldr, I don't understand why the stock market is crashing here.

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>>61083379
were all going to with the ship, we rule the waves or no one does

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Whatever. Wake me up when it gets bad enough that we actually see something tangibly change. Everyone will still go to work tomorrow, and all the /k/ fags will still be clutching their guns waiting for some apocalypse while practicing in DayZ or whatever.

Almost all of Europe lost 3% today

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!

>>61083580
When the Chinese eat us alive, I hope they use our uranium to burn your fat ass to cinders.

>>61082939
all the green for countries not welcoming in "refugees"

>>61083580
nice pepe

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> Tfw invested in VIX tracking funds at the beginning of the year for about $18 / share.

Feels good man.

>>61083580
looks like the pepe is taking satans dick in the mouth nice pepe though

>market drops 2%
>stable
>/pol/ kiddies: ITS HAPPENING NGNGJA APPENING

>>61084106
it's brimstone mohammed

>>61084110
kek, fucking shills don't even understand the economy they're shilling.

>>61084157
k nigger

>>61084110
Thanks for your contribution, ladl

>>61084110
>almost all of europe down 3%
>almost the entire world down 1-4%
>vix all over the place

>>61079074
>Yo who is that guy?

He is fucking brilliant, I have been watching him on cnbc since 2004.

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>>61079865
>tfw working with Chinese anyone in their US accounts.

Feels good mang.

>>61076246

nice app
what's the name?

new thread
>>>61084335

>>61085038
JUSTice must be served