THIS MOTHERFUCKER BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR AND DEMANDS HE KNOW WHO

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>Voting

>>61070543

"I don't believe in the two party system."

>>61070543
"I don't vote, they are all corrupted assholes"
Both sides likes you.

>>61070543
"first let me tell you something about the jews"

>>61070543
I'm not American so
A) there are no armed thugs breaking down my door
B) there are no democrats nor Republicans here

>>61070543
>no trigger discipline
Well, pretty fucked I guess.

I'm voting for Donald Trump.
You tell me.

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>>61070645
nice

>>61070591
Most Liberals see themselves as the angels. You would be gambling on it

>>61070647
>A) there are no armed thugs breaking down my door

Well yeah, not anymore.
We let most of those people immigrant here back in the 1930's to 1950's.

You're welcome.

Invite him in for a cup of tea. Make him sit. Escape to the backdoor and call 911.

>>61070804
Thanks for taking them senpai. I'm sorry for Jersey Shore.

>"Greens!"

Back in November the government seized my walk-in closet to expand the neighboring 5,000-strong rapefugee center... and he just kicked in the wrong door.

Sigh. I keep telling the people that the sign is there for a reason. What part of "DANGER. HORNY ARABS INSIDE. KEEP OUT." did he not understand?

>>61070581
Abstention is the reason why Merkel is president

>>61070543
I have 2 doors, reinforced wood and steel.
Also apartment building door.

>>61070543
>quick draws Golden Colt .45 1911a1
>plants 3 bullets into the chest of the intruder

Just making America Great Again.

>>61071059
i guess this question doesn't even apply to Russians, even an equivalent to it.

>>61070543
Bro, didnt know you formed a RWDS, let me grab my cheeki breeki mask and FN FAL. Lets do it baby.

>>61070543
No mothers here, try next door.

>>61070543
Pretty sure that's an air soft shotgun. Look at the "magazine"

I'd probably be ok.

>>61070543
I'm voting for the conservatives probably. They're retards but everyone else is a bigger retard.

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I'd tell him to sit down and have some of the weed that's next to me in a large bag right now.

btw I voted for this man, my riding went liberal in Calgary Alberta, one of three liberal ridings, the first time in 44 years that a liberal has been elected in Calgary.

I voted for the NDP in the provincial too.

Once upon a time, I campaigned for Manning. Everybody I support always wins, no matter how improbable.

I'll let you in on a secret: The reaper's going to win this one down south. How do I know this? because I just realized that's what I support.

He has a gun, he's Republican.

>>61070543
You're white and have a fire arm. So it's safe to say I can confide in you that I intend to vote trump

>>61070543
Just say "I vote republican"

Because if he is on bernie/clinton side "he" will get his period, drop the shotgun and start crying about how evil you are.

>>61070543
>breaks down my armored door

top kek x 999

>>61070543
>stock image of criminal
>white

>>61070543
This man is obviously a republican, mostly from the fact he hasn't robbed and raped you yet

>>61070543
Poor thing, he must be underprivileged and oppressed if he's breaking into my house.
If I get shot, I can always find a way to blame it on responsible gunowners.

>>61070543
falsely inform the man that i am a felon and cannot vote and ask him to leave my home

>>61070543
Trump.
Neither they are both corrupted.
Then sweet talk him till I can reach my nearest gun and turn this breaking and entering into rape.

>>61070543

Put on my "Make America Great Again" hat and stare him in the face.