How long until she shits?
What you need is GOMAD and SS.
GOMAD will make you fatter since you're a fatass. Just go on a 800 calorie deficit and start working out 3 days a week. On the days you work out, increase your caloric intake to about 500 calories less than your maintenance.
t. recovering fatty
Don't listen to him. He is tricking you into a life of skinny skeleton status. You have to eat big to get big.
Fucking muties, I swear. Literally worse than chernobyl victims. What the fuck do tehy put in your food?
You are just being Fattist OP.
America now has University Courses to help with fat acceptance.