Does anybody else compulsively rewrite Bible passages so that they're about the Trump, or is this a strain of autism which is unique to me?
Lately it's been happening so frequently that I barely even have to think about it. Someone or something reminds me of a verse, and bam – it's about Donald now.
>>61062430
Don't skip out on your autism pills, son.
>>61062430
I like this post.
I think it's just you, but please keep doing it.
Confirmed: Trump supporters are literally autistic
Trump wept.
>>61063323
I don't think I could stop if I wanted to at this point.
>>61063348
Feed me a verse to alter.
>>61063512
This is awesome OP. More shit from Revelations.
>>61063586
Trying to remember the rest of one I did months ago but never wrote down. "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Donald, and Memes followed with him." Can't remember what came before or after.
>>61063512
I screenshotted it and saved the text too, friend and brother. This is seriously some god-tier (pun intended) stuff.
Trump is my president, I shall not want. He maketh America Great again. He leadeth me beside the Trump Towers. He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in the art of the deal for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for Trump art with me; thy suit and thy tie they comfort me. Thou preparest a wall before me in the presence of mine enemies. Thou takest the oil. Surely greatness and money shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Trump forever.
>>61063453
>Trump wept.
>Trump
In light of Mr. Obama's recent televised meltdown, this seems like a missed opportunity.
>>61062430
It's pretty fucking autistic, but uh... moar.
>>61063912
>He leadeth me in the art of the deal for his name's sake.
That's how far I made it without laughing. Very nice work.
>>61063947
Life is just a meme, you know, never ending.
I'm ascending.
The devil gave man knowledge and delivered him from blissful idiocy
He also killed less people in the bible than god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkXIYgsvO0c
>>61064094
Going to rewrite the first chapter of Job now. This may take a little while.
The wall is shut.
It was paid for by those who are Mexican and it keeps them out.
Until America is great again.
The wall is shut.
>>61062430
Me thinks it's the latter (even though it's pretty neat if you're not just trying to make Trump /pol/ pasta that will exist forever, which would be terrifying).
Please stop, you don't understand the meme magic you're tampering with here.
>>61064239
bumping to hear the glorious word of trump