>yfw your son is shorter than you

>>61051547
>yfw your son is jeb

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>>61051547

This is such a stupid thread lol. This partly depends on the mom as well as the dad. My dad is average for a man and my mom is rather tall (5'8) so I ended up taller. Completely random and means nothing. Buy a rope OP.

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>>61051547
>yfw you care about superficial features so much that it actually negatively affects your opinion of your offspring.

You're going to be a fantastic father. Have a lawyer on call, your son might choose to share your fantastic parenting with his friends at school through the actions of a semi-automatic rifle.

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>mfw I'm taller than my dad and older brother

>>61051547
>not blaming your wife

it's like you don't even know how to 50's dad

>"Dad" is shorter than you

Never learn

>>61051547
bryan go to bed you have work in the morning

>>61051547
>having shit-tier manlet genes, and having a child with a womanlet
Entirely your fault desu senpai.

I'm also more alive than he is. Jokes on you.

>tfw dad always had agression problems growing up, but never hit us
>tfw 16 and finally bigger than him, he gets really angry and I actually worry he might hit one of my sisters
>tfw slam him onto the ground and tell him to stop
>tfw don't talk for 2 days
>tfw on the third day he tells me he's never been prouder of me and we've never been closer since

don't know why i wanted to share that

What lol

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my dad is 5'8 and my mom is 4'11

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>>61051943
>tfw I'm shorter than my wife's son

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>>61051864
>5'8
>rather tall

>>61052132
rather tall for a woman, anon

>>61052114
>my wifes son
>commit seduko

>>61051547
I'm 5'4"
Dads. -6'
He must be proud

>>61052200
Nice double dubs, m8

>>61052114
that aint your biggest problem, friend

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Clint Eastwood 1.93
Son Scott Eastwood 1.80

Poor clint, what a midget son he has.

>>61052200
>being this new

>>61052205
iktfb. Dad is 6ft, mom is 5'1''. I am 5'5''. Fuck my mom and her shitty goddamn genetics. None of her siblings (there are 10 of them) are over 5'8'', whereas my dad's brothers are all close to 6ft. One of his sisters is fucking 5'11''.
Goddammit I fucking hate being short. I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone.

>>61052132
for a woman, dumbass.

> 5 '11
> dad an inch shorter than me
> mom convinced my dad is 6'

moms cucked

6'3" here, dad is 6'1". Going to be pissed if my sons aren't at least 6"

I'll probably have tall kids though. I have tall genes on both sides of my family

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>>61051547
Hey fuck face you're the one that married a woman that was only five feet tall, don't blame me

>>61051943

Im taller than everyone in my family, save my cousin, who is a half inch taller.

But ine day ill saw his shins surgically shorter so I can reign supreme.

*need NSA,FBI,LEO - I am joking.
....sort of.

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>>61051547
>tfw your dad is 6'3"
>tfw your 14 year old brother is 5'11"
>tfw your 19 year old brother is 6'2"
>tfw you're the oldest at 24 standing at just 5'8"
I don't know what I did in my past life to deserve this.

>>61052132
>canadian shitposter not realizing I meant tall for a woman.

Silly moose fucker.

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>mfw my wife's boyfriend is 6' 4"

>>61051547
Can you blame me? Your wife is fucking 5'2''. Be glad I'm close to your height than hers.

>>61052343
>poor clint
>chose to have a baby with a wife that is around the average height for a woman.
>mad the son came out average due to his choice.

Yeah if he got mad about his son's height, he should drop already.

>>61051547

>marry a woman shorter than you

>OH NO MY SON IS SHORT

what did you expect?

>tfw my dad is 5'8" and still got married (and is still married) and had 3 kids
>tfw im only 5'9 and am the only single person in my family for the past 1 1/2 years (my siblings are both younger than me too, shit sucks)

>>61052027
I've never had a weed guy talk so homo!

>>61051547
I'm 6'2" not sure what my father is because I never met him, but supposedly he's tall like me, which is apparently why I'm tall.

>>61054567
someone has got daddy issues.

>>61054873
My mother is like 5'8. I'm way taller than her

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I'm 5'10.5" and part of me wants to get a 6' wife even though people will laugh behind my back. It'd be worth it to have kids who are guaranteed to be 6'2. Besides tall women do not actually care about the guy's height in the slightest

>>61051547
It's your fault you married a midget.

>>61052027
You're Dad is crazy.

>>61054879
Maybe it's your shitty NEET personality and not your height.

>>61051740
underrated

>>61054462
It's your fault if you marry a short womyn.

>>61055125
Kek that's what you think. My 5'11" gf told me she would never date a guy shorter than her because "they look like little boys"

ITT: Manlets
If you're under 6'8 you're better of dead, burgershits.

Who here >fucked over because dad married a woman with shit genetics
Dad is only 5'9 and mom is like 5'1. I'm 5'7.

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Mfw my dad was the runt of the family and I inherited his 6 foot height when I could have been a few inches taller and an alpha male.

>>61051547

>banging womanlets

>>61055486
Almost the same but I'm taller than both my parents. My parents were poorfags growing up though and it probably stunted their growth.

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>tfw both parents 6'
>i'm 6'2

>>61051547

My dad's 6'3" and I'm 6'1".

Difference being that he's ~175/180 lbs. and a bit flabby while I'm very solidly cut at ~205 lbs. I can pick him up with one hand and break him against the nearest wall.

And he knows it. I can see it in the back of his eyes every time our eyes meet.

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>yfw your daughter is taller than you

>>61051864
Any 'height' thread is stupid. This hardly falls under 'news and current affairs'. Take your shit 'manlet' threads to /b/,

>>61051547

6'2" here, I have to start getting used to this idea.

>>61055855
/r9k/ to be honest