I am proud of my state for having the bravery to include anchovies as a local topping at all local members of major chains. Sadly, we are still enslaved by the meat-tube Jew.
Bitch please... Canada sleep to our side.
Front runners get attacked from all sides. News at 11.
When the survey company called foodservice distributors to get a general estimate of supplies used, all 17 of the numbers dialed were to disconnected phone lines. Fearing a mass technical issue in the area, a police station near the state border were summoned to investigate.
Upon arrival, police reported back that most foodservice shipments and any other supplies passing over the border were stopped and traded for various amounts of moonshine, moonshine incorrectly labeled as whiskey, and distinctive but otherwise ordinary rocks.
For pizza toppings specifically, food supply trucks were run through the town each week with handlers dumping a clean line down the main street of most towns. Residents would scoop up the supplies as fast as possible and return to their homes. When asked if they intended to make pizza with their gathered supplies, and if so, what kind of pizza they would make, they grunted abruptly and spat in the surveyor's face.
So they're not on the map.